That'll be 560, sir! Would you like a receipt with that? Thanks for shopping at B Burga!

That'll be 560, sir! Would you like a receipt with that? Thanks for shopping at B Burga!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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I didn't order this. Let me speak to your manager.

Trips! I like your name.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Thanks, you know that really means a lot to me.

Hey David have you lied to your son about anything recently?

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Is it too late to add a large fry?

trips
you will consume you will consume you will consume you will consume you will consume you will consume you will consume you will consume you will consume you will consume you will consume

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>tfw you thought your sister got food poisoning from some bad Burger King but it was actually the stomach flu and she gave it to you and fluids have begin to escape your anus at high velocities

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Cool. Hope to be seeing you around : )

That's what food poisoning is

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Oh. I didn't realize food poisoning could be contagious. I thought the stomach flu and food poisoning were unrelated conditions.

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It can only be passed by sharing body fluids so i'm pretty sure you just outed yourself as a real sicko who fucked his sister

We use the same bathroom and wipe our hands on the same towel so that's probably how I got it.

wtf? that's disgusting dude

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I would definitely watch this.

beat that beary

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Snip-snap, I'm poopin' in tha bathtub.

two same numbers!

Yess!!!

>44

I'd like the McPizza

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hi, im the manager. do you need help?

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Fresh, oven-baked Pimma

page 10?

no, I don't think so.......... your time is not up yet.......

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you're cool.