Why did Goldberg rape Dolph Ziggler?
Why did Goldberg rape Dolph Ziggler?
Gabriel Ward
Colton Ramirez
He had one more devastating rape left in him
Matthew Fisher
KWAB
Adrian Perry
kek wab
Lincoln Hernandez
KWAB
Jaxon Bailey
The Outsiders were the ones doing the raping on the poor little Jewish man.
Jose Carter
dolph ziggler, adolf hitler
goldberg, jewberg
Angel Bennett
goldberg wasnt even tough enough to no sell a taser
he would get his ass beat by a lot of people in the street.
Aaron Fisher
kek
Caleb Garcia
Mind blowing.
Chase Rivera
The GOAT Ric Flair jobbed to the taser too
Easton Phillips
Scott said that Goldberg was so cuhrayzee, he grabbed onto the untaped part of the rod and didn't give a fuck, but that was at the following Nitro.
Connor Williams
KNWAS ITSO92 KWAB
Alexander Sullivan
Ahh the real moment WCW died
Lincoln Morgan
DCWAS 1989
Lincoln Taylor
run Deadie run! to late you were raped KWADS
Ethan Sullivan
Why did Goldberg rape Dolph Ziggler? There is no need to look beyond Goldberg at this point. Ziggler has been the butt of so many sexist jokes and jokes at his expense by the WWE, and that has been in the works for years.
But even if I have to explain the reasons Goldberg did what he did to Ziggler, I'm not going to get away with that. He put in the time and work to do it, and that's a part of the reason why we see him on television for a living. It's not like when Ziggler was in college the same thing happened, and he got to say "Hey guys, hey, you can't fuck with my girl. Don't fuck with my boyfriend, too, you know, because I've been through it." What about that?
Ziggler has to live with it, because we're all watching.
But I know what you're thinking. That's just because he's not a pro wrestler. That's not why that happens every single week. He's not even a professional actor.
Colton Perry
Summer of 1989
Blake Reyes
Say your prayers little cuck
Don't forget wife's duaghters
To include Deadie's asshole
I fuck you in, warm within
Keester bleeds from dick
Til the negro he cums
Sleep with one cuck torn off
Gripping your steroids tight
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Giant dong, can't be white
Heavy balls tonight
The throbbing's a delight
Dreams of four, dreams of five
Negros at my taint
Think I'm gonna be raped, yeah
Sleep with ring gear torn off
Clawing your rapist's back
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep
If I die before he rapes
If I die before he rapes
I pray the Lord my hole to gape
I pray the Lord my hole to gape
Hush little negro, don't say a word
Never mind that noise you heard
It's just Big Sexy under your bed
Living rent free in your head
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Painful glans
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Boo! No dimes!
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Dylan Williams
KWADS
Connor Torres
Deadie Cuckuerrero particpated in a Donkey show in the Summer of 1989
FYI: A donkey show is a type of sexual performance most often associated with Tijuana, Mexico, in which a human engages in bestiality with a donkey.
>Squeal like a donkey Cuckuerrero
>Deadie: "hee haw! hee haw!"
Jackson Ward
Deadie Cuckuerrero was anally raped by gang of black men who then brapped in his face during Summer of 89. His hole was ravaged and Benoit watched Guerrero cry as he shat out the cum out of his ass. It was leaked to dirtsheets but Meltzer refused to report it out of respect.
Justin Wright
It was a hot summer night in the shithole known as México. Deadie "La Sombra" Cuckuerrero Rodriguez Martinez Chimichanga had just gotten done wrestling Rey Mysterio Sr. for 150 pesos and an ear of corn with mayonnaise on it. Deadie went and visited his favorite whorehouse, where he did a line of coke, took a shot of tequila, and went to the back to fuck his favorite 16 year old hooker. When he arrived at her room, however, he was surprised to see a tall black woman, with the longest legs he had ever seen. "Oh la le vato, chinga mi familia! Es bueno!" Deadie was horned up and ready to fuck this ebony queen. He went in for a kiss, and thr black lady judo threw him onto the bed facedown. "Eh holmes, Deadie don play dat shit vato ese arriba la-" Deadie felt the strong hands of the woman on his back, pressing him into the matress. That was when he knew he had made a terrible mistake. The hooker, it turns out, was a tranny, with a massive black dick bigger than a maglite flashlight. She was kind enough to use lubrication, but for the next 90 minutes she used Deadie's helpless, tiny body as her personal fleshlight. By the time she was done with him, Deadie accepted his fate. She came down his throat and he thanked her, paid her all of his money, and went back home, a single tear on his cheek, conflicted about the pain and pleasure he had experienced.
Mason Perry
For those of you interested in the real story. Allegedly...
>As Deadie was leaving a small money losing show he headlined
>Art struck him from behind and forced Deadie to the ground
>Deadie attempted to fight off his attacker but he was too small and physically inferior to stop it
>Deadie screamed out in pain as his asshole was torn to shreds until it prolapsed
>Deadie's asshole bled for 7 days even after being stitched up
Jonathan Nguyen
KWADS
Ryder Ward
Great, you triggered wolfie and his dead mexican gay fantasies
Ian Kelly
Hi, I'm friends with Pat Patterson. He pays me to "service" him from time to time. He told me Eddie was the best Mexican he ever had sex with. Cuckuerrero you stud you
Adrian Green
Ok, guys we all know about 1989, but I've heard rumours that Deadie Cuckuerrero was also sodomised by force in 2004 by JBL in the shower. Anybody else hearing these rumors?
Joshua Adams
KWADS
Jonathan Miller
favourite Deadie Cuckuerrero match?
Deadie vs. Art Barr, 1989
Deadie vs. Donkey, 1989
Deadie vs. Road Warrior Hawk, circa 1995
Deadie vs. Cardiovascular Disease, 2005
Colton Rodriguez
>being so butthurt you rewrite Nashetty's shitposts into Eddie and samefag yourself into a shoot every minute
KWAB
Alexander Carter
>thread about Goldberg vs Dolph
>Turns into another Wolfie meltdown thread
Jonathan Anderson
BASED
Carter Baker
no that's revisionist history
Colton Barnes
Bitch Please.
Michael Gutierrez
The Bro Matt Riddle lives in Goldberg's head rent free.