Mommy there werent any dreams this time im worried

*old jazzman noises*

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

i wonder how many people have barfed or peed onto this seat

tina turner THUNDERDOME

*cough*

Oscar the grouch in a very poopy diaper

yeah

i wish i could talk bout the thing without doxxing myself
but no there are some euros here
euros and also brits xd

they played the sound of silence mom i cannot

bottom text?

Ruh?

roh

forgot what i was gon post

nice 71

TAAAAAAAKE OON MEEEEEE

come on there is frost everywhere just fucking kill me why dontcha

jesus i want to die

but u just got here dummy

ya you right xD

THE SHITS
ARE COMING
THE SHITS
ARE COMING

Posting in this thread

jesus ill be at work for 12 hours today for fucks sake i have no paperwork or book with me also ill starve to death

atleast you got dubs

xd

asssss

why don't you try getting your sh*t together?

this swellings growing a mind of its own

i have my shit as intact as one can in my situation

do you want to talk about it?

no i wanna make vague spergposts no one cares about so that i dont sperg out irl

epic

poopboi got any advice on pooping? doesnt matter how much coffee, water, fiber, or smokes I shove down my throat theres never enough poop for the amount of food I eat i do poop at least once a day sometimes two but its not a lot and i still feel stuffed afterwards

Nigga ate the whole damn room Dx

W.T.F poopboi moved to britain
That's really weird because a couple of days ago for some raisin I dreamed that I wished he lived there together w/ Catfish
Even though I don't live there
Lmao

i did not move to britain
install gentoo

France

i said euros and british causeeven tho brits aint european theyre geographically close

also stop drinking alcohol it helped me

if i ever kill a person it will be for a) walking slowly b) opening all windows

i just wish i dint have to piss every fifty minutes

W.T.F. poopboi moved to europe

dubs epin

cum poop haha

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

lemau

hehehe

lel

i coughed

congrats

time to celebrate

it didnt work also i dont drink alcohol

*sipp* i wobt tell if u dont

guys i was at work for so long i completely missed a fire in the building next to mine
apparently some disadled woman was left alone and got mad so she went full pyro

who would i tell

nice dubs

tennis buddies

Why do you work 12 hours that's insane

i normally dont but i live far from the place and sometimes i have to attend extra things and it doesnt make sense for me to go home just to head back there again. thats just one job tho theres also the other and those hours are all over the place

>44
which one is your favorite?

jon...........

Your fortune: Bad Luck

the left 4 what can i say its political

>Your fortune: Bad Luck

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holy fuk being drunk is actually amazing when youre not thagt all the time

i know where poopboi lives and have seen him in real life on at least one occasion

If you work to much you will *Die*
Ur nexxxt

is he as beautiful as i imagine

i will give your imagination the benefit of the doubt and say no

haha tahts the idea

at least they brought cake to the meeting right
i dont like cake but i hadnt eaten
nice coworker lost her doggo to poisoning
this is now a dubs thread

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NICE DUBS]774
N I C E
I
C
E

DUBS
U
B
S

BOSS SAW ME COUGHING MY LUNGS OUT AND SAID WHEN WILL YOU BE OK and im like fuk if i know im here im working what do you want me to say

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oh oh oh OH oh my god dailymotion.com/video/x37bup0

remember this one time another kid threw her doll into my glasses by accident and sent shards into my skull well my right eye hurts to this day when somethings about to go down in the weather and also guess how i misspelled day just now

strawpoll.me/17735295

>50/50
DONT YOU MOCK ME

I SWEAR TO GOD

waste of time tbh
nice dubs tho

it means change the sheets but using dirty sheets
or just turning your current sheets inside out

2l8 i deeyd id you only have your shelf to blame now

nu monstre factory guys my incognito mode wontt bb needed tonight

May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

How long will it take the poopboi bot to realize whats happening to it?

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They say that a gathering of angels is referred to as an epiphany which is why you are still here stupid and alone and pathetic

Hey, remember when I told you stop replying to me? Why didn't you listen?

you
i like you

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i love gardfield comix :^)

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Must be the cloister

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i wan slep
and quality mayo

brb showre

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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*you rot in front of me*

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only true from a certain perspectib

Yours?

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I actually think it's kind of funny

How easily you could have saved yourself

But you know what they say

Many of those who came first shall be chosen last

And I don't think he was just referring to Operation Paperclip

shut up between the two of us i wont ever be the one coming first

unless sims 4 with mods

____ is my ____

Gnarls Barkley is my bitch