Is it safe to post the Asian Gorl thread now...?
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>So that’s why I need to be cured. Unless I’m cured, normal people will expurgate me. Finally I understood why my family had tried so hard to fix me. —Sayaka Murata, Convenience Store Woman
Asian Gorl... you shoulder so many burdens. The weight of the world sits on your shoulders. Why do you try to do so much!? The entire cosmos relies on Asian Gorl and her ability to make effective judgements. Humility would be an understatement in her description of responsibility...
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Asian Gorl loves me... :)
In the lazy suburb of New York City, Asian Gorl and seuss share a warm Spring evening together... Feeding the ducks and talking about video games! Pizza in the sunset, zesty soda! Laughing at dorky people in the park! "Look at that one, he can't even walk straight! L-O-L" Asian Gorl giggles...
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
chinks
the pope is gone. yes.
A racial slur... I prefer zipperhead, but if we have to be slurry, I guess chink works too. Asian Gorl likes yelling racial slurs during sex!
"Fill it! Fill my chink pussy!" Asian Gorl's desire to achieve climax... it's reliant on the evil N-word. The magical word which can start riots.. she longs for the day a racial slur pertaining to her can cause such excitement. A word which can make her sex junk swell with joy!
Darn... Ave Maria!
Jefferson is always right, even when he is wrong!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>My face crinkled. I’d never been called lady before. Measly girl. Hog face. Chink. Chinaman. Little one. Apple-pie winner. Heart dumpling. Kid and China doll just yesterday, but never lady. Act the part! –Lisa See, China Dolls
Asian Gorl is a little shocked... I think I used a racial slur that upset her a little! She's probably above using such language; above using any language which would make her seem vulgar and scummy... I apologize Asian Gorl; I didn't mean to infer you were racist or slander your good name! I apologize at length. Just tell me what I can do to make it up to you.
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Zipperhead sounds like a fucking McDonaldland character
It does right?
The Hamburglar or something like that rings a bell.
Your fortune: Average Luck
>Kai had only heard it the one time but now he played it from memory. The transition astonished Sparrow. The notes simultaneously faltered and climbed, faltered and lifted. The music seemed cast in an unknown and unimagined hue, so that Sparrow felt as if he were hearing his own composition for the first time. –Madeleine Thien, Do No Say We Have Nothing
Asian Gorl recites beautiful music from memory! The music of the mind... through her miraculous powers of E.S.P., she brings it all home! Drives seuss home to his place of familiar consciousness! Like a child drawn to his neighborhood--the candy store just exited. Pedestrians idly standing by, reading their newspapers, the hot summers air, and smell of horse manure hanging in the distance! Boy! seuss feels like humping a horse now! (Is this really where his consciousness feels most at ease? Psychosexual thoughts of horse-fucking?)
Your fortune: Outlook good
Okay! I am awake now... felt like I had a stroke when I was sleeping. My face went mush! Muuuuush! And now the left side of my body really hurts! I was also hallucinating very rapidly during my dreams... but it's all over now!
>How do you even begin to parse the vast notion of creativity and isolate the elements and processes as they relate to writing? I kept seeing creativity as a neurological version of a Rube Goldberg contraption, in which one word triggers a thought, which leads to a question, and then three guesses, and some “what if” scenarios, which then plunk you into a continuum of interactions hither and yon. –Amy Tan, Where The Past Begins
Your fortune: Average Luck
>“Nowadays I think about you from morning till night—you’re always in my mind. You feel the same way about me, don’t you?” I’d say, and hug him tight around the neck. “Always, always go on loving me, and caring for me, so there’s no room for anyone else in my heart!” By now his love was all I had to rely on. Over and over I kept saying: “Love me more, more. . . .” –Junichiro Tanizaki, Quicksand
Asian Gorl...I love you more than life itself! Well how much can one love life? Is there a quantity? Maybe a qualification for that degree... it might not be possible to qualify that statement. Though I'll say it anyway! With all the revisionism and editing necessary to properly truncate the necessities of life. To preserve it in all its beauty and vigor! Asian Gorl is my splendid image of health. The only thing that keeps me going! She is my messiah. There is only Asian Gorl: the Alpha and the Omega! The lord's only child!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>Oh, you rent videos?" Asakawa ran his gaze casually over the titles of the videos covering the wall. Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Friday the 13th. All popular American films, mostly science fiction. A lot of new releases, too. Probably the cabins were mostly used by groups of young people. There was nothing that grabbed him. Besides, Asakawa had ostensibly come here to work. –Koji Susuzki, Ring
seuss is back from his bike ride... He's got something good! A rare video of Asian Gorl before she hit the gym! Her butt is four sizes too big! Rare pornography of Asian Gorl is hard to come by, so seuss will be rubbin' it swell tonight! Downing a gallon of water, seuss hydrates for the long night of erotic masturbation! Don't forget the vibrators and anal lube!
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sause on asian gorl ,i want to crank it like dr seuss
Top secret info...
Need clearance levels..
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>"He probably didn't have any," the grandmother explained. "Little niggers in the country don't have things like we do. If I could paint, I'd paint that picture," she said.—Flannery O'Connor, A Good Man is Hard to Find
Asian Gorl is a have-not... broke on the streets gorl... She's very thankful for the things she does have now! That means she cherishes them and doesn't want anything to take them away! She loves her family, her friends, and her lifestyle! I hope seuss doesn't do anything to ruin that... (seuss couldn't actually do anything to ruin that)
Your fortune: Good Luck
I went to the movies on Monday and who decided to sit next to me? None other than Asian boy with his Asian girlfriend cuddling watching a movie. Dumb asshole kept elbowing me in the side and not noticing. I don't like Asian boy.
You shouldn't be jealous of other people!
That's a bad habit that can ruin your own fun...
Your fortune: Outlook good
The guy was just a prick for jabbing me and knocking my drink. I only brought up Asian gorl because this is her thread you see.
Oh crap, I didn't know that part. You should have yelled at him in Japanese!
"Baka! You dummy, watch where your elbows are flying! I'll unsheathe my katana! I'll fuck you up!"
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>She busied herself with the potato chips and peanuts and olives and cocktail mushrooms, filling the bowls and platters that Peter had indicated, handling the foods with the very ends of her fingers so as not to get her nail polish dirty. When she had almost finished Peter came up behind her. He put one arm around her waist. With the other hand he half-undid the zipper of her dress; then he did it back up again. She could feel him breathing down the back of her neck. –Margaret Atwood, The Edible Woman
Asian Gorl doesn't want to have hanky-panky... I nudge and nibble, press and shuffle, but she sighs and rolls over! Chewing potato chips incessantly! Asian Gorl, come on! I have physical needs... satisfy me! Satisfy my needs... don't you know, people have physical needs as well as emotional needs!? And you are always--I mean always hungry when I want sex! Isn't there a way for you to eat and have sex at the same time!? Come on! Jeez! (seuss is just being facetious, there's nothing terribly condemning about a healthy appetite!)
Your fortune: Bad Luck
If sex is bad and violence is good what does that make rape?
The holy matrimony of the two concepts creates... abashment and love. Asian Gorl probably likes having sex under risky situations! Rape might be one such category... I've heard the rumors that girls secretly have rape babies! Children borne from a rape scenario... What would cause this? Truly, there can be only one answer! She didn't want to give up the child. Either that or she probably enjoyed it just as much as the man did. Though this postulation does not make sense; it suggests men cannot be raped! And we both know that is a lie...
So to answer your question, rape is the worst of the two! Blending violence and sex in such a way can only be disastrous, and depending on the kind of rape: be it painful and harrowing, or subdued and cringey, we may have more questions than answers...
>“You are such a typical Singaporean! So damn scared of everything! Don’t be so fucking boring,” Bernard said contemptuously. –Kevin Kwan, Crazy Rich Asians
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I'm sorry for being so blind. It's simple math really dying quickly is a good thing but being murdered isn't so which is bein shot in the head? Duh you dummy (me) it's bad!
>“I never thought I’d enjoy this on the banjo.” Glyn is standing apart from the group, leaning her back against the house. –Madeleine Thien, Certainty
Asian Gorl and seuss sit outside their barnhouse sipping expensive whisky and watching their offspring play in the field! The harsh, warm sun is offset by their awning! Cooling breezes dash along the fields of wheat as seuss yells, "Don't run too far now!" Asian Gorl giggling and suggesting that they should let the kids have fun. They're only children after all!
Some people are raped and they are kind of dumb... they just let the person hump them for half an hour and then they tell their friends that they were forced into sexual labor! I've had this scenario happen to me personally, we all yelled at her! Called her silly... But sometimes the rape can be really bad! Like Orc Rape Dungeon bad! Trapped with no way out and you're forced to suck filthy things until you pass out... that is the worst case scenario. A gun doesn't solve rape, communication does! If you don't want to get raped, you should keep a cool head and use your better judgement. It's the surest way to get out of sticky situations.
Your fortune: Average Luck
>I had to think about how to answer them. Today was my first foray into the world of lying. Tell the truth, but not too much of it. –Lisa See, China Dolls
Asian Gorl and seuss play video games in the Japanese sunset... A rigorous trial. Majora's Mask comes blaring out of the television, seuss, the backseat gamer, attempts to guide Asian Gorl through some of Snowhead temple with dismay. "I keep falling off the stupid bridge!" Asian Gorl screams.
"You gotta play the Gorn Lullaby, it's the only way!" seuss adds.
Asian Gorl mystified by her apparent lack of tunes, quests for the nearby jingle! "So what's this Lullaby?" Asian Gorl asks...
"It's a magical song that'll put the Gorons to sleep. You'll need it to get past the big guy."
"I'll show you a stupid Goron lullaby, you idiot!" Asian Gorl snaps...
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>Sometimes I’d have a dream like that, and I’d wake up with my heart racing, bolting upright on my futon. Tears would be streaming down my cheeks—even I was startled. I had come home to find that Nakajima was gone, along with all his stuff. I rushed to the window, hurriedly slid it open, and looked out, but his window was dark. There was nothing to indicate that Nakajima had ever existed. To think that it was all over, so soon … That was how the dream went. Each time I had it, I realized again that it could happen at any time. And yet when I came home worn out from painting, Nakajima was always there. –Banana Yoshimoto, The Lake
Asian Gorl is always there for me! Like a warm reminder in the mail, or a fresh smile from the neighbors. A quaint picture in the clouds, or a gestalt in my coffee... Always thinking of Asian Gorl, who resembles the spitting image of my messiah! The woman who saved my life. Brought me from out of the slime! There can be no greater vision of health than Asian Gorl! Who beseeches me with her loving embrace! I feel it like a warm breeze! Asian Gorl is the best person I'll ever meet in my life. The only person who can satisfy the hunger in my spirit!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Triple. Asian gorl would be proud.
Thank you!
No one ever checks my dubs anymore...
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Is Asian Gorl a comfy comic?
She is rather funny... lole
Though Cheese in the Trap is pretty good! I like to relax with it.
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What is the Asian Gorl thread thing, I think I missed something.
The place where I get to talk about Asian Gorl fandom!
I'd started with just the Cheese in the Trap manhwa, but then it boomed into a huge, full-on Asian culture thing. Go figure. I thought it was fun at first, but now it's really good! Best idea I've had so far.
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Cheese in the Trap stars a redhead though.
Yup!
She's auburn haired to be exact. Redheads have, well, red hair!
Your fortune: Good Luck
>“Thank the little Chinese guy in the Cubs cap who kept betting the bank in the salon this afternoon,” he said. “My God. It was like we couldn’t lose.” In the car, he’d already shown us his windfall: the fat roll of hundreds, wrapped up with a rubber band. “The cards just kept coming and kept coming. Mercury in retrograde and the moon was high! I mean—it was magic. You know, sometimes there’s a light at the table, like a visible halo, and you’re it, you know? You’re the light? –Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch
Asian Gorl is on a roll! (On a roll) She's hot! Hot, hot! Lucky Asian Gorl, rolling the dice, flipping the cards, dimming her visor... She is undisputed in the art of deception. Asian Gorl's gambling technique is world class! World renowned; she can't be pierced! Her template? It's pellucid. That face, the smile, the ardor of the cheeks that usually betrays the lie? Asian Gorl is transparent, you can never see it coming! From a fool's bluff, to a true blue aver, Asian Gorl's mastery over the human psyche knows no limits!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>I took her hand. “Maybe it’s been like that for you till now. But you’re not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you want a cat, all you have to do is choose a life in which you can have a cat. It’s simple. It’s your right … right?” –Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Life has so many doors! So many doors... the possibilities are endless! We can choose so many fates! So many things surround us, and the feature of these options are lustrous, like fine gold! And who doesn't like gold? Who doesn't like shiny, twenty-two karat, pawn shop gold? No one! That's who. Gold is the primacy of all life. Everyone alive wants it, gotta have a piece of it. Asian Gorl... is immune to gold. Possibly immune to all jewelry. Maybe the things that matter most to Asian Gorl cannot be expressed in shiny rocks... or maybe seuss is using the wrong kinds of rocks to communicate love. Whichever it is, there can only be more confusion waiting for the both of them!
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you know what's better than gold? sleep. eternal rest.
WHO DIED?
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and I can't rest until I find her
mentally ill moron
nice blog(not)
Everyone clap.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>Perhaps she did indeed find me generous and open-hearted, as she claimed, but Okusan was a wise woman, and her treatment of me may well have been intentional. Or she may simply not have noticed anything odd, since all my nervous activity was largely in my mind and may not have been evident to others. –Natsume Soseki, Kokoro
Nervous... seuss is nervous! Very nervous... Around Asian Gorl, there is nothing but tension. A fragility of confidence. A wavering sense of emotional stability. Nervous! Does she like me? Did I mind my p's and q's? How did I sound when I smiled? Does she note these things? How can I better my image for Asian Gorl? Her friends must think so lowly of me... seuss is wrapped up in a reverie of negative feelings! Not good enough; never seeming to be quite what he is! Another theater drama, with Arthur Miller at the center of it all! Everything is so sensitive!
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>“As to character, country people are better than city folk.” –Natsume Soeseki, Kusamakura
Asian Gorl likes the country bumpkins... She doesn't like city-slicker seuss too much. seuss, with his cufflings, expensive suits and designer ties, are much too grandiose and obnoxious for Asian Gorl! She wants a nice humble boyfriend, with humble sensibilities. With a long flannel shirt, and a skill with a banjo unmatched! He should chew sugar cane, and spit tobacco into the spittoon with great accuracy. There should be no "funny business 'round here," and all the days ought to be sunny and well-lived in!
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>My apartment building and the one where the Tanabes lived were separated by Chuo Park. As I crossed through, I was inundated with the green smell of the night. I walked, sloshing down the shiny wet path that glittered with the colors of the rainbow. –Banana Yoshimoto, Kitchen
Asian Gorl's starting again... That reverie which composes the stars! The image of clairvoyance; the psychic channel. The prompting of E.S.P... She has big ideas, and all of them fit me snug in some uncomfortable position! I will pray to Asian Gorl, my messiah, hoping she does not lead me astray! Though the constellations—her constellations can never be too safe.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Asian Gorl probably likes listening to her music a little less loud in the car...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
hi
Hey whar's up?
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tired thinking about a nap but feel bad because I could be doing other things instead of sleeping
I just got in from cutting up a bunch of wood.
Probably going to read some more novels and biopics by Asian Gorl.
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spooky Asian Gorl has retired to an alternative imageboard...
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seuss might be addicted...
Addicted to Asian Gorl, addicted to video games... When seuss has not had his daily requirement of video games, he feels out of sync! Something is missing... He hungers for gaming, thinks about it when he is busy doing something else! He must feed his addiction! Play video games with Asian Gorl.. that way, seeus' elation will be at its height! Slap on the Asian Kung-Fu Generation and go to town in Street-Fighter! Play some Team Fortress 2 with booned by The Seatbelts' heavy orchestra!
Your fortune: Average Luck
seuss....
Life is painful and the only opiate is death
Your fortune: Average Luck
Visit a rehab! Meet the junkies! Say hello! But not too loudly! They're detoxing off of heroin, alcohol and/or meth! They're pretty cranky! They won't hurt you, but they might be very genuinely mean! You'll be able to feel the very real malice burning behind their eyes! Their later apology will not be a tenth as genuine as the hatred they're feeling in that moment! For you!
the solution.. drink!! take a page from Asian Gorl's notebook. drink until there is nothing left!
I should mingle with the demons to become an angel.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Bring cigarettes. They all want cigarettes.
You only need a change in scenery! You are so lovable and an genuine genius!
Any girl would be lucky to have you, I mean that.
I will have to find some way to buy them cheaply...
A change in scenery.... I should visit the mountains to review my life in the suburbs.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
suess -> Denver
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dubs!
Denver... John Denver... Country Roads! Take me home, to the place, I belong!
Asian Gorl likes this song...
Your fortune: Good Luck
I meant that more in a figurative sense. Try doing something new for awhile so when you come back to your normal routine you can appreciate it more.
That seems weird.
I've been doing nothing but different things all week. I went on a bike ride yesterday, did some yard work today. Read a bunch on Monday, did some other crap in the basement on Wednesday...
I don't understand what it means to "have a life." I am an individual pulled between societal desires and cannot make any of my own decisions.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
All that's required is that you have a job and pay bills. The rest is up to you. No one cares beyond that, truly.
I don't care about my welfare and I have borderline personality disorder. I am prone to throwing my money away, having risky sex and doing impulsive things like taking drugs.
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The site director of a rehab I was in once told me: Humility is knowing that you are neither as great or as awful as you'd like to think.
It's all self-obsession. Everything you do is completely unique and has also been done before for almost the exact same reasons. It doesn't make any sense which is the only way to make sense of it. Ultimately: Philosophy and navel-gazing are generally a waste of time. You cannot solve the problem of thinking too much by thinking about it.
Interesting. I think maybe you need friends then, it is presumptuous of me to say that since you seem as though you are very socially intelligent.
Maybe try online dating if you want a gf.
You must find what is missing from your life and seek it in any case.
I think it wouldn't be far to say a good reading habit could change the way people talk to me.
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If you think that will help. Care to explain your rationale?
I don't understand.
Well a decent reading habit would create diversity, imagination and creativity. It wouldn't be impulsive or sporadic. It would honor dates and schedules. There would be consistency in the things I say, and learn.
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I see! So you draw much of your personality and responses from the media you expose yourself to. We all do this to a degree I believe, but yes. You should script your life by viewing the books you read as building blocks and additive components of your ID.
I think this is a wise approach.
You could use them as a catalyst to ultimately change your perspective permanently as well, making your need for them obsolete for this purpose over time.
I hope you find balance and purpose in your desires and activities.
Dubbos!
I hope so to... you weren't very comforting, but I will attempt to change!
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fuck you
shut the fuck up
user doesn't know how racism works so he seeks the Asian Gorl thread because Asian Gorl seems vulnerable in some way. This is to inoculate him, so he doesn't seem like a racist, and validate his anti-racist ideas and rhetoric.
Your fortune: Outlook good
lole, chill
I am sorry. It is what I would tell myself and I was actually impressed by what you wrote since I saw so much of myself in your words.
I meant no disrespect and only typed what I have tried to do in my own life.
I apologise for any offense inferred.
i'll validate my damn boot up your anus you fucking nutcase!
You weren't offensive. Was just like laying on a brick wall. No softness.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Isn't that weird how the Asian Gorl thread attracts most of the negative comments on the board? Isn't that strange? Out of place?
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Makes sense. I treat myself in a very cold manner, no soft or warm feelings when I am attempting to structure my life or cognitive modality. So I will try to take a softer approach in the future when giving my opinions.
Thank you seuss. I wish you a long full life full of love and bliss.
Okie dokie!
We're not soul mates... I think, so take the things I say with a grain of salt. Which is to say, value them with consideration to your own preference.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Will do! I believe we have some in common, like overlaps in a venn diagram.
Funny how fools can't separate color from madness. Don't let them bring you down. Peace.
>expurgate
never seen that word before desu
Oh yes... that is a pretty good word!
If you need a thorough removal, expurgate would be the one!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
where do you get these quotes may I ask?
have you read all these books and have them memorized?
I have pretty good memory for books... and I read most of them.
Some of them I haven't finished yet!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Oof... so hard to sleep lately.
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Same. its all i want to do lately as well making it worse that i can only get a few hours at a time
Same here I always have a hard time sleeping when the weather first changes
We should join a snooze club!
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sounds good dubs
You got dubbos too!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Freak
Dubs again!
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It's posts like this that remind me of why I fight
Is it safe to keep the Asian Gorl thread up?
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tijuana tortillas no tiene ojos
*shits on it*