Have you ever met a wrestler, Yea Forums?

This. Washing your hands is a meme. I took a shower, my dick is clean.

I met Kevin Nash around summer time in 92

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Did you get a picture of her shit?

Tyrone, is that you? My nigga. That ass was tight, man.

Ay yo whats up Dwayne! You just get out my nigga?

>late night on a Wednesday
>working out at X-Sport gym on Eltson Ave in Chicago
>See a man in a tight hoodie, laced up
>Holy shit. It’s Punk
>Nobody really recognizes him
>’Should I approach?!’
>He’s jumping from machine to machine, aggressively working out
>Has headphones in
>in between reps. Here is my shot
>”Excuse me...”
>Takes out headphones, visibly annoyed
>”Are you Colt Cabana?”
>laughs
>I walk away

This was 2014, 2015 or so?

I didn't know she was a scatstacy at the time. I would've for sure suggested it

yooooo wassup it's me DeShawn

Met Shibata a few months ago he said i had a gooood shirt and slapped me on the back. Cool dude.

You know me, I had the strap, so I got an extra few years.
I ain't snitch on none of y'all, though. Heard they didn't all of us.

Met Daniel Bryan, Sasha Banks, Finn Balor, and Bayley 4 years ago in Manhattan at a meet and greet.

Daniel was cool, I got him to laugh when I told him I liked the Talking Smack show because they're not scripted.

Bayley is awkward. She couldn't even remember the Takeover where she first won the NXT women's title.

Sasha Banks was cool but the cunt security was telling me I couldn't put my hand on her.

Finn was cool.

Nice story if true

How much do you weigh and did your mom wait for you in the car, or?

I gave Jim Ross a handjob in a Whataburger restroom.

I met Seth Rollins. He called me a nigger.

met Ultimo Dragon at work, without his mask on

very nice guy, had a lot of wine with him too

Very true, but in fairness it was a friend who texted me to say the Cabana line. I only delivered, never wrote it.

I saw The Great Khali at a grocery store in Los Angeles one time. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Blargaragapakadakana?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “hargh? hargh? hargh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to pakaba ragaha likaramara,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Phil is so disgusting

based

Please take yourselves out of the gene pool as soon as possible.

I met Mark Henry at a restaurant. He was eating tacos alone around 3pm. Super nice guy and the largest human I have ever seen. Also I was backstage after Smackdown maybe a year or two ago (my friend was a WWE writer at the time) and The Miz walked by me. Saw Byron Saxton and Kevin Owens as wel.

oh look a slightly edited version of a copy-pasta.. how original how unique and very high iq.... oh wait no its not just another low iq shitter changing a few words. 3/10

Are you the tranny that kicked the shit out of him afterwards?

I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

Saw Eddie Kingston at a cheesesteak joint and I didn't say anything to him but I gave him a massive look of "yeah, gotcha fatass".

t. Simp who gets piss, shit and cum particles all over his hands whenever he washes them

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Kek

>washing your hands after a piss
literally only women do this. penises are practically prehensile, I don't need to even touch my dick and it's not really any dirtier than any other area of skin on my body anyway

bases haven't seen this one in a minute

Begging ya to learn what soap is

How the fuck does that work moron. The whole point of washing them is to remove that stuff

Hung out with Mojo Rawley Wrestlemania 33 weekend. Me and the boys were walking back to our hotel after the show and my buddy looks over and says "Dudes I think that's Mojo" it was. When we told him where we were from he told us that our hometown strip club is his favorite so he got a video of us and him that he sent to his friend.

I saw CM Punk monday. I didn't want to approach him because he was looking at avocados and hummus.

Because your dirty hands touch the faucet to turn on and off the water, ya deranged simp. You undo all the work you did cleaning your hands when you turn off the water

Then don’t turn off the faucet you retard.

Racist white boys are obsessed with black cock

I met The Rock at a meet and greet and he was so bored and annoyed

I met OP's mum and she wrestled the seed from my balls

What kind of fucktards accost a dude in the bathroom, let alone take a fucking picture in a public bathroom?

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>wasting water
Yikes

big daddy bitch

Easy. WWE fans

>he cares about future generations
cronfe

>not realising a water shortage crisis is very much a current generation issue

>white boys
Nigger Yea Forums is a spic and pajeet board

I met Rey Mysterio in 2004, I said "Hey, your matches rule man". He instantly dropped the groceries he was carrying and started advancing on me. Before I knew it he had backed me up to a wall, there was nowhere to go. He sticks his hand down my pants and whispers into my ear "Lucha Libre is a shoot brother".

>he doesn't want to live in a dystopian society
pussy ass bitch go back

That's so anti-vac logic right there

>Having a dick so dirty you have to wash after touching it

Met Finn/Devitt after an ICW show in the Barrows years ago. He hung out with us after the show, shot the shit. One of the coolest dudes I've ever met, so unbelievably chill and witty. I remember being surprised when this little nobody from the British Indies was tearing shit up in Japan with Bullet Club, then shocked when he beat Roman on Raw.

Dude's WWE personality is completely different, he's full of wit and edgy banter IRL.