Thoughts on the Roman Reigns assassination mystery...

Thoughts on the Roman Reigns assassination mystery? Why was Bryan shocked at the footage of Rowan when it's already been established that it was a lookalike? Is it all part of Bryan's plan? Why are they trying to kill Roman?

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It's all part of the masterplan, maggle.

witnessed.

gonna need a rundown on actually what's happened so far.

>when it's already been established that it was a lookalike
It was never actually established, Bryan just brought a lookalike forward as the culprit.

nice digits

It was me, Roman

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IT WAS ME YOU FUCKIN' SIMP BADA BOOM REALEST GUY IN THE ROOM HOW YOU DOIN'?

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Roman it was me all along, I'm going FULL FORCE!

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>Roman was crushed by falling scaffolding and audio equipment, but immediately walked away unscathed
>WWE says on their site they conducted an internal investigation and concluded it was a forklift accident
>Then they go back on it and say their forklift operator was out for the day so someone else was driving it
>Roman randomly assumes it must've been Samoa Joe
>Samoa Joe takes way too much offense to that and "shuts down" Raw until Roman apologizes (this amounts to him screaming at the announcers for about 5 minutes of the show)
>Joe confronts Roman at the parking lot, but another car comes out and lightly bumps into Roman's, they sell how deadly this was by having Joe break kayfabe and try to save Roman from the "wreckage", Roman walks away unscathed again
>The internet notices Buddy Murphy was in the background of the scaffolding accident and start shitposting about him being the culprit, WWE rolls with that
>Roman beats up Buddy like a bitch, Buddy says he saw Rowan doing it
>Roman confronts Bryan and Rowan, Bryan says it wasn't them, and promise they'll deliver the real culprit, then they beat up Buddy like a bitch
>Their "real culprit" is just some guy who looks like Rowan that never gets addressed again
>Roman has the bright idea to check the tapes to see who it was, it was Rowan
>Bryan acts shocked at this as slaps Rowan, goes to explain himself to Roman and gets speared
Truly a rollercoaster of emotions.

wow what a dumb shitshow. I do not know the answer, at this point maybe it was Owen Hart.

why would Dan Matha try to kill Roman?

So basically they started this stupid storyline with no ending and are just winging it week to week

When it was first pitched and put in motion it probably had a planned out end, but then Vince had 17 changes of mind and autistic episodes since and is now a cobbled together bunch of nothing, so business as usual.

Remember when DBry was supposed to make an announcement that was teased for weeks and they suddenly dropped it? Maybe that has something to do with this whole thing

>they sell how deadly this was by having Joe break kayfabe and try to save Roman from the "wreckage"
How is that breaking kayfabe. If I'm angry at someone for something they did, it doesn't mean I want them to get run over by a car

annoying how they ended the segment with roman just standing there
>goes into rampage mode to find killer
>beats up some guys
>gets guy hand delivered to him
>stands there and show ends
>next show goes back to footage of roman standing there doing nothing
>no footage of after show with roman beating guy up or getting answers
>appearently just saw the guy got confused and left without answers
>wwe thinks this is good writing even tho this leaves massive holes in the plot
seriously you just dont show him doing crap? just oh he saw him so thats that time to spear bryons in the ring.
this is supposedly good stuff pal!

>appearently just saw the guy got confused and left without answers
Yeah this bothered me too. I kept wondering like what happened after the cameras stopped rolling? Did he really just go like oh ok cool and walk away? Then again they included dash cam footage of the car driving into Roman too, so they're not too concerned with making sense

The lack of any kind of interrogation was total shit.

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Roman should partner with either Murphy or Samoa Joe and fight Bryan and Rowan at Clash of Champions and then WWE should never mention this storyline again.

They don't have plan
its a shit story
No logic what so ever

what did johnny sinns mean by this?

I love how Roman’s limited acting range actually contributes to the quality of this storyline. He has had the same confused look on his face from when the production equipment was first dumped on him until now, and honestly I couldn’t imagine anyone else who could pull off this storyline.

It's the White Hummer angle of WWE. Don't think about it. Just go with it, and hope WWE drops it soon.

>He has had the same confused look on his face from when the production equipment was first dumped on him until now
Oh fuck you're right

>wtf did that thing just fall on me..?
>wtf did a car just try to hit me..?
>wtf is this the guy who tried to kill me..?
>wtf Bryan is angry..?

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>Dash cam footage
This was the worst offense for me

The best was
>wtf there are TWO Rowans?

jesus this story is a fucking shitshow and a half

That was full on fuck it mode. Mick Foley writes about a similar incident in a book of his, and said he was humiliated and embarrassed. How many decades pass without a lesson learned?