IT HURT SO BAD
Well, the summer of 1992
Christian Morris
Hunter Collins
Friendly reminder we got our meme in the mainstream media in under a year and it took wolfie a decade to get one of his statistics mentioned
Benjamin Cruz
There's literally an angle on Nitro 2000 where Nash goes into the shower and Booker in his trunks (but you can't see that) walks up to Nash's turned back and Mark Madden screams "this is like a scene from OZ"
Sebastian White
WHy did Nash like booking himself in shower scenes so much?
Xavier Stewart
Jack Gomez
Saved
Jacob Perry
On a different note, is there a better feeling in the world than taking a shower and having hair full of soap. Then you just dip your head under the shower head and run your hands through your hair.
Luis Ward
Gabriel Nguyen
Aww poor Kev gonna cry?
Ethan Foster
1989
Alexander Sullivan
Deadie Cuckuerrero was forcibly buttfucked after a drawing no dimes at a bingo hall in the scorching summer of 89.
Angel Carter
Say your prayers little cuck
Don't forget wife's duaghters
To include Deadie's asshole
I fuck you in, warm within
Keester bleeds from dick
Til the negro he cums
Sleep with one cuck torn off
Gripping your steroids tight
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Giant dong, can't be white
Heavy balls tonight
The throbbing's a delight
Dreams of four, dreams of five
Negros at my taint
Think I'm gonna be raped, yeah
Sleep with ring gear torn off
Clawing your rapist's back
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep
If I die before he rapes
If I die before he rapes
I pray the Lord my hole to gape
I pray the Lord my hole to gape
Hush little negro, don't say a word
Never mind that noise you heard
It's just Big Sexy under your bed
Living rent free in your head
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Painful glans
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Boo! No dimes!
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Eli Sanchez
>got his ass kicked by Road Warrior Hawk
>aging, depressed, HGH injecting, vanilla midget, mid-card superstar
>fell off the wagon
>dishonourably released from the WWE in November 2001 for being a drug addict fuck up
>panic attacks, low self confidence
>drew pesos... too bad pesos aren’t worth a dime
>couldn't draw as WWE Champion
>couldn't handle that responsibility of being WWE Champion
>lowest drawing WWE Champion of ALL TIME
>posthumously overrated
>after Deadie passed away, because he didn't pay his taxes, it lead to Vickie and her kids, nearly losing thier home, so WWE hired her and flew her coach class forcing us to witness her obesity, ugliness and horrible acting on TV for years
>we were also forced to endure years of tasteless horrible Eddie storylines with Mysterio, Chavo, Benoit, Vickie
>She got poor Amy Zidian, who was playing the part of Jimmy Yang's girlfriend fired after she asked Vickie Cuckuererro why she was a diva and made a comment about her looks. Vickie responded by saying that as she wasn't pretty enough she better get out of "your" locker room. Zidian honestly didn't have a clue who Vickie was and had no idea why she was on the roster.
>he failed to raise his kids because he died young
>his daughter grew up to be a bulimic because of having no father figure in her life
>consequently his daughter FAILED at having a wrestling career due to having no guidance from her father
>jobber Aiden English married his daughter and fittingly carries on the Cuckuerrero legacy
Jeremiah Young
DCWAS
Brody James
KWADS
Ian Garcia
>w-we forced a meme successfully
>w-were spuh-special!
Charles Diaz
>92 banter
>Crying wolfie just finished his 14th greggs pie of the day furiously searches for his deadie pastas and posts them in a seethe
Every time.
Thomas Nguyen
Deadie Cuckuerrero brutally gang raped by gang of burrito eating donkeys in the stinky El Paso summer of 89
Christopher Morris
Deadie Cuckuerrero a jumping bean spic asshole prolapsed by rapist aids infested cock in scorching summer of 89
Juan Russell
Deadie Cuckuerrero confided to Benoit that he shat the rapists cum out of his ass in the sweltering sweaty summer of 89
Asher Nelson
Deadie Cuckuerrero had his asshole forcibly stretched by BBC in the boiling summer of 89.
Ryder Stewart
Deadie was a raped mexican little manlet bitch that is fucking dead from semen overdose in the scorching heat of 1989, KWADS
Leo Young
Deadie Cuckuerrero buttfucked with a dildo dipped in taco juice in hot summer of 89
Nolan Roberts
Why is wolfie so defensive of Nash?
Logan Morris
Samuel Mitchell
Deadie Cuckerrerro isn't here because he's dead from the drug abuse he took up to forget about his horrific emasculating hardcore rape in the summer of 1989, kek, what fucking dead faggot who never drew a dime
Jackson Ross
Deadie Cuckerrerro. Nineteen eighty nine. Brutal. Knife point cause Deadie is such a bitch he didn't even fight back, kwads
Ryan Rivera
based mental breakdown
Evan Hill
Nobody mentioned Eddie
Isaac Carter
>werked
Tyler Hughes
>translation
leave Deadie alone! god stfu u lil fag bitch
Cooper Garcia
why does he always look like a rape victim?
Colton Thompson
0% of the Yea Forums demographic are confirmed a bunch of under 6'0, skinny/fat, lonely, unsuccessful, right-wing, incel, cucked, unattractive, unappealing, mgtow following, racist, cowardly, disappointing, mentally ill, millennial/zoomer, red/blue pilled, seething, broke, internet/porn/weed/alcohol/drug addicted, squared circle-obsessed lil' bunch a dweebs
Kevin Nash is everything that the 90% of Yea Forums users are not. Mature, rich, successful, famous, popular, attractive, handsome, talented, tall, strong etc etc etc etc
Which is why he makes them seethe so much. Their only comeback is to force memes about fictional rape to the point where Nash himself actually noticed their embarrassing lack of self-awareness and reminded them how absolutely sad and pathetic they truly are...
Zachary Young
Yes, having consensual heterosexual sex with women of your own race.
Hunter Miller
reminder nash is a based progressive chad that has sex
reminder you are an incel on a nazi image board