Smackdown Gamethread #1

You say this everytime but most of the time vince shows end up being more enjoyable

>aew shill

>Dave Meltzer

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>more enjoyable

How do you know it's more enjoyable?

WTF!

When did Smackdown become 205Live?

Cant wait to post the n-word with all my Yea Forums bros

Look man, Shelton trolling Chad with the height line was good last week

Because Meltzer always tells us when Vince rewrites it

Right, but how to you know it's MORE better? More better then what? There's nothing to compare it to.

i just ate some sausage, eggs, bacon, and toast and it's after 6pm

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Why wait?

I'm a little confused why they buried Drew with Richochet.
It was a good match but it's still kinda weird... That aside Buddy vs Ali II is going to be kino

Are you retarded marks seriously hyping up a match that's already happened like 8 times on 205 Live?

buried it's an opinion. it was a competitive match but the announcers are setting up that he's vulnerable against fast smaller guys. Clearly they want drew to be an intimidating guy who can make other guys

no one saw them though. to some it'll be that feeling that they're being presented on a larger stage, a false sense of pride for them like they supported them before vince would give them a chance

>no one saw them though
youtube.com/watch?v=gJpzFlQJ188
>2.4 million views
youtube.com/watch?v=y1qi89mk41Q
>1.3 million views

That's just the first two matches I found. Literally more people saw them than will watch Smackdown tonight.

damn when did chad get hot

Richochet probably rolled high af for charisma

Smack looks fucking good tonight bros
RAM BTFO in advance

>hurdur look at these old videos from over a year ago that Indians watched over and over
you're fucking dumb for comparing the two things. not only that, but the views they get after uploading tonight's match from sd a year from now will be a lot higher than the ones you posted because it will take place on a larger stage ya simp

agreed

Based big dimes murph

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I've noticed you drones keep posting gamethreads earlier and earlier every week.
Do you have nothing else in your lives that you have to devote 6-7 hours of your life gamethreading about prowrestling?
Seriously. Whether you have school or a job, your basically getting home, starting a gamethread, viewing other threads, watching the show, posting afterward, and then going to bed. THAT'S your fucking life? Eat, sleep, work, wrestling. Rinse and repeat.

That's the saddest shit I've ever seen.

>exposing that you're on this board enough to notice such a thing

Then you're here that entire time at a minimum. Way to bury yourself retard

You know I've thought about this too, but when I was a kid I spent a lot of time in chat rooms and on message boards ,so I kinda see the appeal of people who just have a day off work on a Tuesday and want to just sit at home and join in a thread and talk with a group of people.

Granted I use talk loosely, shit posting was one of the worst things to catch on because it made the frequency of post higher but the quality of post and also the fact that conversations don't happen it's all group speak now and responding "kek","lol","based","cringe" etc to one post for a third of a thread. I wish banter was better sometimes

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>seething

Truth hurts doesn't it.

Yeah everyone is just like you with your hours, timezone and routine. Everyone btfo.

hey, not all of us can get laid 24/7 like u, so slow ur roll (tho I'd give up wrestling 4eva if I could have sex on the reg)

Damn, pajeets actually love 205

i seethed, but just a little

ARE YOU READY

HERE WE GO.
HERE WE FUCKING GO

This will unironically be a fucking great match.

Pitstoping those womemes

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cringe

Based car poster

Did they stop airing Little Lungs commercials?

What did i miss so far

>its another Louisiana episode

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>no Cane's
Fuck outta here

What u niggas eating

ROMANKINO TIME BABY

fuck off incel

This video package again

he got too over so they had to bury him

Who the fuck is that guy

Sounds great to me

so is this the new smackdown intro?

Kabuki Girls on tonight?

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yo mommas stanky pussy lmao

That was the stupidest fucking ending...

WHOS TRYN KILL ROMAN

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NEW DAY CHADS RISE UP

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Oh for fuck's sake.

Vince tore up the script so... no chance

>leading off with the pancake coons
I'm out

where's that damn remote

Jesus fuck 2 recaps in the first 5 minutes.

I hope the clone Rowan is at least an awesome wrestler.
And Fuck off Kofi.

its Usos and hottiepilled

Yes and yes.

>Kofi is still WWE champion
why?

I just learned that the RKO means the "Randy Knock Out" today, figured I'd have known that

>opening the show with recaps and Kofi
fucking hell

what a fucking faggot

Gable used to be a Chad, and now he's just Shorty G. The singlet, long hair, and headband was great. Currently he looks just like another generic manlet.

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TWO SWEET ME, STOOPID

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Anybody want a Randy Orton dimes promo full of dog whistles?

>5 minutes in
>2 recap videos

How fucking empty is that place. lmao

Hello, Yea Forums buddies! :)

>5 minutes in
>second recaps

come on now. do you want me to stop watching?

white cucks are so pathetic

i haven't watched in 3 years
why the FUCK is Kofi the heavyweight champ lol??
Who holds the other one, hornswoggle?

Because Twitter will say "DAT'S RACIS" if Coffee gets anything less than a year long title reign.

*Sips* Yep, it's gamer time!

Stands for Randy Kevin Owens, dude

It also represents his initials.
R.andy
K.eith
O.rton

yeah, pretty much

I ain't your buddy, bro

Daniel bryan turned heel and got his ass over by carrying the feud on his back

:(

Close, Rollins

The attempted murder is done by picture related. What is your reaction?

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When did randy bring kofis family into it?

Kofi Kingston best champion

Greetings, friend.
I hope you enjoy the show.

RAKESH
KUMAR
ORTON

how empty is that arena geez

Who?

hello friend

>Kofi promo to start the show

yea, back to manga

Surprised him in the moment that Kofi was active in his children’s lives

I do not care for Kofi Kingston

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Throw all the dimes I have in my pocket at the TV

Thanks, buddy. I hope you enjoy the show as well. :)

Its the "you deserve it" era, its his turn because he's been there a long time.

HEY COFFEE

STOOPID

I’m ready for bed

STOOPID

Damm didn't know coffee and Xavier were actually brothers

What’s the deal with Randy’s pores?

Based street shitter

*jobs*

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Damn, Randy is gettin old
no more close ups. this is in HD, Kevin

THAT LETTER HAS FBI CRIME STATISTICS HOLY SHIT

STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID

Did randy say stoopid?

>YOU DON'T GET TO USE THAT WORD, RANDY

We get it, Orton buried Kofi and called him "stupid" during a match. Do we really have to hear about that every week?

He's working on another promo

Wow a rematch. Hopefully at clash the match will actually have a resolution

STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID

STUPID STUPID STUPID

WHERE THE FUCK IS LITTLE LUNGS

i love how an entire storyline is based from orton throwing a tantrum 12 years ago lmao

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Is this top heel Randy?

Ahh hell no Randy brought his son into this

>STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!!

I wonder how badly Orton wants to say nigger after stupid.

He looks fine you catty old queens.

To be fair its a Tuesday , and school started so there's not many families staying up till 10 to go watch wrasslin

DADDY'S HOME

Friendly reminder we aren’t even 6 months removed from Samoa Joe/Styles’ family work...great writing. Fresh ideas

based little lungs putting over smoking

yes. Thats what makes it based

I tuned into SmackDown for the first time ever. First time watching WWE in a while.

Holy fuck Kofi Kingston is STILL the WWE Champion. Why? Dude's a faggot. Doesn't even LOOK like a fucking champion.

And WWE can fuck off with the retarded camerawork.

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>12 years
Maf sho is hard massa

Thats Vince for ya

NICE REWRITE VINCE

who wins at HIAC?
lungetty or honkpilled?

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>don't rape my son, bruh

>threatening black man's kids
pointless

WHY ARE SMACKDOWN CHAMPS SUCH KUCKS

>leave my black son alone!
absolute state of this

Racist

A SHOOT DDT

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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there were more refs last night to break up Sasha and Natty

>Your wife wants my BWC

Holy shit lets get to Roman and his attempted murders

KOFI GONNA PULL A PILLMAN!

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Why would Kofi say "my black son"? Kofi is black

"get a tranny!"

Is that Goldberg pulling them apart?

WEEB FAGGOT INCELS BTFO

WHAT A FUCKING NICE REWRITE VINCE

good brawl

SHOOT
DDT

Is Randy gonna go full summer of '92 on a black child?

This is so unrealistic.

Everyone knows niggers don't care that much about their kids.

STUPID
T
U
P
I
D

>face champ
>supposed to be a model
>chimps out at every opportunity
>is black
What did they mean by this?

Lmaoo

Watching smackdown on mute, as im watching the US open cup final, shit is hillarious, did randy call him a nigger?

smackdown wins again

FOR YOU SEE KOFI

YOU ARE NOTHING MORE

THAN A N-

Mentally switch stupid out for the n word and this feud becomes kino

>STUPID NIGGER

Racist bastard

That segment was STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID.

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Why does Vince hate Asian women so much?

So kofi cries at night?

shut your fucking mouth you racist piece of shit

he doesn't find them attractive

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REALISTIC BOOKING PAL

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>IM GONNA TAME YOUR STOOPID NIGGER WIFE
Jeez Orton it’s a family show

puuuuure kino incoming massa

kek

Based if true

Kek.

This user speaks the truth.

Nothing can top (at least in recent memory) Joe stalking Styles’ family outside their home. Cool rewrite Vince

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
OH LORD
AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
FOR ALL OF MY LIFE
OH LORD
youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

>AND AFTER I'M DONE FUCKING YOUR KIDS, KOFI

>I'M GONNA GO INTO YOUR NIGGER WIFE'S ROOM... AND FUCK HER TOO!

holy shit Randy NO

I like Kairi looking at the donut box through the spyglass. Thats dedication to kayfabe

fat and lazy are what Vince finds the worst in people

Revival attack in coming

kek this

Lmao

cringe

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The Brazilian government has rejected 20 million dollars in aid to help fight the Amazon fires.

Boys I'm hitting the weights and getting a clue! what am I missing?

Savannah lookin thicc

ice individual, and therefore I would never do some some redneck shit like judging you by the color of your skin

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What else where they meant to do? Develop a feud naturally by finding two people with clashing personalities and a personal touch for extra emotion whilst keeping it out of the ring over a couple of months? That doesn't get rating kid. Feuds are just 95% run ins now :)

7738037
oh look it's (You)

Kwab

They don't have souls.

this would be my intro theme

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Obviously Baron Corbin is winning

>chinlets

>I FUCKED YOUR NIGGER WIFE
Damn, somebody stop him!

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someone called Shelton?

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cringe

>Black King
>Saying a white guy is gonna win the KotR

A purple rope match on Smack.

BEST
PERFORMANCE
FIGHTER

******
*
*
*
*

CUM HARD
CUM HARD

You're thinking of Becky. Gingers are the ones with no soul.

Dont speak unless spoken to crackkker

>Murphy/Ali
>on an actual Smackdown

They fucking made it, guys

Prince Ali
Fabulous he
Ali Ababwa

6.5 star match better than anything Gay White or Will Assplay did in the G1 or ever coming up. Other than Seth nobody performs at the level of Buddy as regularly.

this match gonna be good

Can't these retards do anything right?
Buddy STILL has a generic theme

No it's Andrade.

>this fucking CAW theme for buddy

>they actually used that performance fighter thing roman said

dancing ladyboys

Gee i wonder who is ding-dong diddly, win this match
Maybe guy who just went over Bryan last week

My people.

kek

She's not an actual ginger.

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BASED

HEAD LIKE A HOLE!

>no pop
Wha happen? i thought Big Bud was supposed to be getting over?

Thats one ugly bitch

Ali wins due to interference from Daniel Bryan

If Ali wins fuck this gay company and I'll buy the AEW PPV this weekend

why haven't they brought /ourguy/ back?

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based

Randy wouldn't mind to say nigger ir spic if he's really piss but he isn't specially racist. He used to run his own backstage mafia with aryan ubermensch like Rey Misterio, MVP, Umaga and Carlitos.

CALIFORNIAAAAAA

What's even the story of this new Gears? the trailers don't make any sense

damn this white tranny ugly

Commercials are anti-draws

I just got it. Buddys theme is a hybrid between shoegaze and numetal. I hate it.

He raped Carmella

Buddy's theme were all pretty CAWish

WWE has tons of camera guys. This ones not that special anyways.

Tough woman beat the alien

Im ding-dong diddly, pass out

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ads are fucking cancer

In a perfect world, Buddy should win entire tournament.

I thought the bad guys who underground monster people

Baste match of Buddy and (Mustard) Ali

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Im based

>pay $100+ for cable package
>still have to watch 20 minutes of commercials per hour
why is this acceptable best practice?

kek this nigga a lightweight
you a rey mysterio nigga

as an American i find them comforting. i regularly find myself watching a few hours of commercial compilations on YouTube actually

what is this NXT trash doing on my television?

damn buddy looks YOKED

who the fuck watches commercials when there are smartphones?

No u won’t

You mean 205?

Because networks get the ad revenue, cable providers make their money on subscriptions

hahaha you fucking got me there bud

Reminded someone got fired because Buddy looked more imposing than Roman.

Who /KingManlet/ here?

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that's a nicely sold poison rana
i'm a buddy mark

who got fired?

>The Virgin Chad

A producer, it was on The Podcast.

What a chad

Good match here

Vince McMahon fires people if they sneeze near him
Their fault for accepting job at WWE

good match so far

AEW BTFO

205Chads putting on a banger. Also why the fuck aren't they doing a story about Buddy bulking back up since he doesn't need to maintain 205lbs anymore?

lol those rib taps

>THIS IS AWESOME!!

It is?

Based DDT

Is the entire upper section of this arena laced in tarp?

rip in peace buddy ;_;7

THIS IS IN FACT AWESOME!!!

FUUUUUCK ALI

rent free

Why do they try to make Indian guys look tough?

OH NO NO NO NO NO
Murphyfags BTFO

I think its pretty cool

Wut

That was a great match. Murphy should challenge Nakameme for the US title

No way Buddy doesn't get past Round 1 with that match with Roman a few weeks back and Bryan doing a job for him. Ali is finished.

This match is lit

NEW THREAD

because he needs to job for a year before Vince feels he has paid his dues enough to work the midcard

>Mustard won
Guess Murphy is still on that feud

Damn, back to the low card he goes

Chad wins later.

The bracket is making it far too predictable since they need to match up faces with heels due to modern WWE booking.

Ricochet & Ali are gonna be the final two

Looks like you are $50 bucks poorer

BURIED LMAO

Just tuned in bros, why is 205 live on early, and why are they trying to out thigh slap Johnny reddit

LOL.

By comparison over the last few months, yes.

FUCK THIS COMPANY

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>People popping for Ali
HOLY CRINGE BUDDY WAS THE NEW KING IN THE MAKING REEEEEEEEEEE

NEW GAMETHREAD

THE BUDDY PUSH IS OVER

This is porbably building up to a tag team run

ALI WINS

>Shakes his hand after he loses.

What a cuck.

Buddy has already had more heel/face switches than big show

Its pretty boring theyve kept the heels and faces advancing in the same numbers. Makes this shit way too obvious.

NOOOOOOOOOOO BRACKET IS BUSTED

>Ali
when did he lose his first name? I haven’t watched in a few months

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought ember moon couldn’t speak English in kayfabe? Why is she talking normal and not like some kind of monster

Interesting . Guess they are going to push the Murphy, Roman, Bryan, Rowan feud.

KotR doesn't mean shit any way there's not even any big stars this year apart of it ,it's just midcard guys

That was the most obvious shit ever, you lads are fucking marks lol

Even though he beat Daniel Bryan last week, Buddy Murphy still jobs to Ali. You hate to see it.

SHE READS BOOKS AND PLAYS VIDYA
WATCH THE SHOW, BITCH

cringe

Idk it's probably better for Murphy to be working with guys like Roman and Bryan than getting in some midcard KotR that's not going to mean anything

Right now he's both out of the Bryan/Roman story and out of the KOTR, with the IC title scene already filled up by Miz.
He's literally disappearing from TV again after this week.

Based