The Debil went down to Yea Forums,
She was looking for a soul to steal
She was in a bind, 'cause she was way behind,
She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this lizard
Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot
And the Debil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:
I guess you didn´t know it, but I'm a fiddle player too,
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle,
Boy, but give the Debil her due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said, "My name's yosho and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"
Yosho, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,
'Cause hell's broke loose in Yea Forums and the Debil deals the cards
And if you win you'll get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Debil gets your soul!
The Debil opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show"
And fire blew from her fingertips as she rosined up her bow
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in,
And it sounded something like this
When the Debil finished, Yosho said,
"Well you're pretty good old girl
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"
Fire on the Mountain, run, boys, run
The Debil´s in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan a picking out dough,
Granny does your dog bite, "No, child, no"
The Debil bowed his head because she knew that she'd been beat
And she laid that golden fiddle on the ground at yosho´s feet
Yosho said, "Debil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you son of a bitch,
I'm the best there´s ever been"
