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God

FAT

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is this comfiest taker?

forbid

Keto? Mmmm, don't wanna mess with that

someone

DEAD MAN COMFY

Try

Mmmmm don't wanna mess with that comfiness

Something

DEAD MAN LAUNDRY DAY

Why is he wearing Mick's gear?

niggerish

Carder got so fat and lazy from about 1998 to 2002. To be fair to him, I think he had shitloads of injuries. He worked the Mankind cell match with a broken foot and had time off in 1999/2000 with groin issues and a torn pec.

I know that was around when he had his pec muscle detached, but still he had been going hard before that. Not an excuse tho.

>Mark, please, you need to look for a job
>Your father and I want you to move out of the basement within a week
>You need to be your own man
>Mark, please don't lock the door
>Son, you can't hide from life by playing them computer games all day

He's literally the only person on earth who can wear sweats and still turn me the fuck on easily.

Kek

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

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Mmmm

Laundry day son

You better get down the laundromat and wash them tights boy

If you ain't back by Raw kick off

There be hell to pay

You ain't back?

Mmm. See you in court boy

Pay your dues, wash my sweaty tights

God the camera work is so much worse now

Where's Dunn poster when you need him

The Comfytaker

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what was the point of this?

He was pissed off at Kurt Angle for spilling milk on his motorcycle, and then bringing that scooter in as a replacement offer, if I remember correctly.

The Comfortaker

I wonder if he wears this same style outfit now when he's at home lounging around.

It's not badass

>Going on Worldwide TV dressed in clothes you wear lounging around the house on Satruday afternoon
I wouldn't even wear that shit to the corner store and this nigga goes on TV lookin like that.
Shameful

You're right. It would have been much better for him to appear on TV completely naked. I thought I was the only one who wanted to see the Undertaker naked. It turns out I'm not the only one lusting after him, after all. Let me tell you something, pal, you will have to get in line, YOU ASSHOLE, because I was here first, and THAT'S MY MAN.

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Legit thought this was Mideon

Underrated

He looks so thicc in that Deadman sweatsuit

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CEASE THIS HERESY.

based

bruh what happened to him??

*DONG*

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...

Looks like a youtube who does weekly 4 hour Raw reviews

Mmmmmm

YOU'VE GONE AND PUSHED A BIKE OFF STAGE

God ding-dong diddly forbid