Gilbarco veeder root

grody to the max

Max Grodenstein

t'nargulus

shikashishashikashishay ahgrearhahble

mm, you pooped it

heh heh facile summation of what i thinks going on here
h'hoh hoh sloppy primer coat of sarcasm
h'hah hah air of apathy disguising quest for attention
mweh heh the thing i do on this board is mad better, yo
cya suckaaaz~~~~~

one damaged mothafucka comin rite up
careful, 'tsspicy

A-SPEESY SPICY!!!

GLYCYRRHIZA GLABRA

ocimum basilicum

im gna teach my MANK to shuddup

INTRODUCING! Gimme ur bes mun-key fazuz

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>The monkey of introduction thread

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great spda
great pots
at least you got dubs

There's a Donkey Daikaru... And I must expository exposition it.

You want an expository exsupplement? Explaining this one will be extraordinary... Existing as this: expecting you to extort these existential explanations is like essentially excercising the exemplary exelements of elementary exegesis plus external exigesus, excluding exceptional icicle pairs. Productional.

flippant

misread as gilbarco veeder doot

That's unacceptable
You too

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The Moisture-Laden Simian

wet specter

dank apparition

humid geist

monkey mAn !!!!!!!!! Icicle pair ! ! !!!! ! :)))))))

You make your own adventures in MANK, and anywhere else you go.

I go where the feh shpilps.

I go where the party takes me

stupid fuckign soda monkey. dond post dis onlely post doremi

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la-la-la la-la-la la-la-la la-la-la la la la

can't poop the butt

nigger fart faggots

5/10 it was not that good but not terrible either.

very nice trips

i lov kazoozles :3

LIDIOTS!!!!

the fag bag

shillycaysheou

dairy dreams

the hills are sleeping

issa espiceY meatahball

a personal question for mr money man

so i tried to deboomer myself just a little bit and check out this billie eilish and i didnt plug any real speakers in holy fuk

sup bitch

don't worry abbout it

fuckin FAGGOOOTTTTT shit idiots

FFAGGOTIDIOTS

im not worried
turns out its just lana del ray two electric boogaloo

you really... you saved someon'es life tonight... you should know that.. never doubt yourself. you are the chosen one

or rey lmoa whyserryone on xanax these days

time to throw a pitbull into a fire hydrant

you leave mista worldwide out of thos

you really know how to get to the heart of me -
-quote attributed to johnathen S Kennefy

LOBSTER POT

approachin perfection

if mank really cared about anyone else I know he wouldn't hurt me
if mank cared about more than himself he wou'n't walk out the door

雨のメッセージ Ame No Message

You think you're cool or something

never gave a shit about poopgirl all extended dream sequence not real

fuckin hispanic ass lookin ass bitch

just come back tho and say something bitch you just leave forever outta nowhere? come back & say something fuck u

I am back and I am saying that I'm happy now, I have two little darklords running around the house getting into mischief. You'd love them.

Hornace The Realtor

poopgirl's a dude, dude. got into it with him about carrageenan, no woman gives a shit about anything like that. dude pulled up decades old studies trying to shill for the industry implying carrageenan should ever be consumed by humans which it shouldnt. typical nerdass dunning kruger dude thinkin he's smart til someone calls em out on his pick & choose peer reviewed study abstract skim-thrus.
confirmed dude

no way i don't believe it

erm, dudes--- poopgirl's a dude, dudes. mention something contentious about human health or harmful ingredients or some dull math shit and watch him go full sperg. that's where the gender really "SHINES". definite spergy dude, witnessed it myself, no doubt in my mind. got into it with him about carrageenan, no woman gives a shit about anything like that. dude pulled up decades old studies trying to shill for the industry implying carrageenan should ever be consumed by humans which it shouldnt. typical nerdass dunning kruger dude thinkin he's smart til someone calls em out on his pick & choose peer reviewed study abstract skim-thrus.
confirmed dude

i'm sorry what's carrageenan

For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe.

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it's a polysaccharide used for thickening/stabilising food products

okay

Low quality carbohydrate substitute

Shitbag liar fuck shut up fAAAAke fuck YOOOOU

Shit smells are permeating the area

The knight brings with it royal scum

Ahh the smelliest of shits

And it prevades their rotten stench

fuckin retard

retard fucker

...

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kennebunkport

MAAAAAAAAAIIINE

question for sparkles

would you have cheated on your gf if poopgirl had asked you out?

yes i would have cheated and skeeted

I don't know what to do with celebrity so anything goes!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

very nice trips

Thank you!

Your fortune: Good Luck

Gilberto Umberto

diacrea

pf psh yea .. I just woulda been hesitant that she was DISEASED or somethin. DUTTY bitch
LOLOLOLOL.... YES!!!! SHUT UP LOL YES... 'FUCK U KNOW??? SAAAAAGE SUAUAUAOGHE

monkey knows way too much

great crowd tonigjt

Lol. . . . . .. . Funny mother fuckejr

I KNOW WHAT HES LOOKING AT

tell mAAAy

HES NOT LOOKEN AT ANYTHEN

you mean he's looking at NOTHING because you said you know what he IS looking at so don't fucking tell me what he's NOT looking at then gOT IT???

HES A STUPID MONKEY

~sigh
yeh

runnin low on subplot thickener not gna lie

daydream daydream, ooh

a children's child, child of a child ... prodigy

more questions pls

pls attention pls

yea screw u too

screw ya, who needs ya
ya old dirty bam

codger moque

bludgeon the monkey

keep monkey out of this

Fuckin loOOOOOOoooOoOOOoOOOidagagagfidoogahgagagsgrhhflooofooOOOlcl l l OoOaoL l ll lOOoL l l OoOOOl l OoOOOl l oOL

Is funney cause monki centerpiece how u ignore konkey??? Lol cannot!

no, you cannot

lol

The Timeless Treasure of the Monku Thread

i sleep in neros bed you mfukers cant even breath in my presence

*breathes in your presence*

hi monkey

the emperor protects, heretic

chinese jumps rope

but do you breath

Occasionally

anyone got some insider info on the funny monkey in the op pic?

haha thats! a funny monkey

Hetchlocl finstral wabkodge
youtu.be/blM3fsGTc-8

one for the ages
youtube.com/watch?v=DsDUTBsiwj4&feature=youtu.be

good triple

A COSTLESS INTERROGATORY

Walk around your neighborhood and just observe what people do in the streets. It’s not necessary to have a purpose for walking around the city.

The purposeless walk of the city dweller

youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

youtube.com/watch?v=1YEatC1v8Rs

purposeless moneku face wat it mean no1kno

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moneku come home

boku no moneku

It's Pickle Rick

pickled monkey a le crumberton

jesus who wrote this

some dumbass

>my advice: greet your neighbors as much as u can
>woah man no roommates YOULL NEVER HAVE TO GREET ANYONE AGIN

who did you quote and what did they mean?

some dumbass

upvoted

>Gilbarco Veeder-Root

BEEP BEEP BEEP

PLEASE CHECK FUEL LEVELS

BEEP BEEP BEEP

PLEASE CHECK FUEL LEVELS

BEEP BEEP BEEP

*shits a piece of paper ten feet long*

Jesus Christ OP I just got home from work. Why are you doing this?

Go back to work!

as i was saying.

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yuji sakai?

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the winds of pocket change

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do you think they're in this thread
are you feeling okay

Bumping for answers

did you also have a question for mister monkey maker man?

I have so many questions.

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lol. . . . . . . . . .

Are they here?🙁

not anymore lmao

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but if they're already gone why tell them to fuck off

you have to see through the facade to understand what's going on.

You say that but I doubt that there is one

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😂

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to be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand monky, the humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. there's also monky's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from archival literature, for instance. the mankgoers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. as a consequence people who dislike monky truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in monky's existential catchphrase "stupid monkey not looking at anything," which itself is a cryptic reference to looking at things. i'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as monky's genius wit unfolds itself on their pc screens. what fools... how i pity them.

and yes, by the way, i do have a monky tattoo. and no, you cannot see it. it's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 iq points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. nothin personnel kid

lol now we're cooking with gasoline

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imagine if you had a soda monkey face tattoo anywhere on your body
it would probably become cancerous🐱

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red square

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didn't he though?

verified fore

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thx bby

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Monkeying around

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good double
anti-spam bump

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>perks get removed at the exact moment that s4s gets flooded with spam
weird

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who are you again

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gottem

whose side are you even on

you got got *i***

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why do you hate me, i never did nothin' to you

r u retarded?

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you're telling me the polish reddit is here?

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lololol nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger lolololo

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I guess everyone's having a bad day

no it's just you. acting all up in monkey.

what did i do

Exothermular protractions

lole

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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thanks for checking them fam

Press F to pay respects

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it still doesn't make sense

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but i agree with you

smiley test

the post was meant to imply that the perks were dead and no longer worked

did it work?

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GOOD POST i see this on the GSS PUMP everytime I fill up my tank at SHEll!®
GHAHAHAHAHHA I WISH I COULD LIKE THIS POST!!!!xxxxxXXX~

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i upvote your post by bumping this thread

ePIC!

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simply epic

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

someone fill me in on pope situation.

some polish people, no idea what it's about
they keep saying they're from this one website but i looked at it and it looks like the polish reddit

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are you trying to piss me off again? is this a windsor ruse?

pope will fill ur ass with whis situation

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"fill me in"
means explain what's going. not tell me the sky is blue or the earth is round.

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oh

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

glad this mank will croak soon.

Same, although the OP is kind of interesting

...

soixante-neuf

not bumpin' this crap anymore, it's a shitshow, garbagebarge smelly diaperpoopie extravaganza starring monkey himself as the parading asshat in a clown costume, chucking pennies at the passersby

...

wait never mind i love this thread

loOoOOoOOooOoOoOOOl

...

liked that one huh
story time:
mister ufo karate man fuckin texted me outta the blue the other day lol

youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg

eh . . .
bakkstreetz bacc alrite bettre . . .

hows about you throw one of em pennies my way mr rich monkey man

i'm crying, shitting, and laughing at this hilarious post

faaake don't hijav fuck uuu
gwAAHAHAAA A A A YEA?? YEA WOWO!!! THANK Ur storIe:)

GO ON!...

unchecked doubles on page 6!

Your fortune: Average Luck

I need an invite to the discord

please direct all questions/request regarding secret mank discord to windsor over @ interest momqorom on omegle

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where is he though

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ok im on i need an invite

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is he here

just search by interest momqorom and tell windsor i sent you.

i thought he did though

inb4

youtu.be/p5AzggMliDQ

/rDmsNhF

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i saved this image and im going to post it
frequently

I just reported that post so you might want to hurry.

don't use it too frequently or it will lose its potency

that's the philosophy i have concerning my penis

same

this nigger thinks it's normal to piss in your bed when you're drunk lol

doesn't he know about closets

the face she gives you when you tell her you're the original mankposter

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Believe it or not I think very highly of myself, but I would never tell anyone else that.

This shit still here? Big fat sage from me. I'm pullin my pants down and forcefully spraying diarrhea all over this here thread now.

fuck niggers

yeah i just said it. if you're a nigger browsing these threads, you may as well fuck off, as you are not welcome here. you will be greeted with a crack in the skull and within a minute of your excruciating torment you'll meet your maker. stay the fuck away if you don't wanna get hurt.

if the text is green then it has been previously seen

fuckin loOoOOOOOAOOAOAOAHAHAHAHAHAOAOAOABAOAHAHHAHAOL
OMG LOooooOOoOoOoOL
FUNYYYY++++++++

why bitch what about it bitch talk bitch say something btich

Never been there. I've only gone up to Massachusetts

monhi mane :)))))
hi

Mankachusetts

fuckin loOoOOOOOAOOAOAOAHAHAHAHAHAOAOAOABAOAHAHHAHAOL
OMG LOooooOOoOoOoOL
FUNYYYY++++++++

can i get a shart globule

mocho crafty

you definitely can not

monhi train

gregorian pants

Alabaster

Stuck in the winds of that eternal introduction

mung-qi

conch mule

goodbye monky

off to bigger and better things

Goodbye sad clown

Goodbye party favour

it's still funny

apesettlin in2 middleage

The monkey is old enough to walk and talk now
dear god