"Hangman" Adam Page will be the Stone Cold for a new generation. He's the working-class hero that men can relate too. And much like WWF used Stone Cold to win the Monday Night War, AEW will use Hangman Page to win the Wednesday Night War. He's even going to have an all-time classic feud with the established veteran (Jericho) to make him a star just like Austin did with Bret. The big difference is that Hangman has sex appeal, unlike Stone Cold in his prime. He could eventually be the bigger star at this point.
"Hangman" Adam Page will be the Stone Cold for a new generation. He's the working-class hero that men can relate too...
Brody Perry
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Leo Reed
Imagine if WCW had been like guys let's push the fuck out of Horace Hogan he's the face of this company
Owen Gray
WCW would probably be still around today had they done that
Zachary Green
Oh jeeze. I sense a new /asp meme thread starting. HorACE posting.
Jace Morales
Alexander Perry
Look at that sea of pink fat flesh, yikes
Elijah Martin
>sex appeal
Lmao. Austin wasn't super attractive like Undertaker or Shawn Michaels, but he was way better looking than this this guy, and still is, desu.
Owen Carter
when is this giant faggot gonna hang someone with that rope already
Evan Garcia
>like Undertaker
>Super attractive
Michael Rodriguez
He hanged Yoshi Tatsu and Captain New Japan.
Joshua Jones
Absofuckinglutely.
Jonathan James
They're going to try to push Hangman as the top guy but it won't work out and he'll be stuck as upper midcard/occasional main eventer. The real dimes are in the MJF face turn down the line
Dylan Torres
>The real dimes are in the MJF face turn
Wyatt Wright
Reminder that this guy was carried out of the arena by a bunch of giant dicks at AEWs first ppv and now they want us to buy him as champion
Jack Murphy
>no muscle definition
>chicken wing shoulders
>ginger freckles everywhere
>accessories to hide his huge forehead/receding hairline
>ugly, scribbled on by a third grader, tattoos
mmmmmm truly sexy
Joseph Lee
that nigger looks like a ginger Homer Simpson with a pituitary gland tumor
Robert Walker
Blandman walking.
Charles Ross
youtube.com
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Leo Turner
Everything you posted is wrong.
>Giant arms and chest, looks like he's been literally chiseled from stone.
>Broud shoulders, very masculine.
>Freckles are not important.
>Hairline is fucking great, it slightly receding a sign of high testosterone. Hair itself is always perfect and well-kept. 10/10, would kill to run my fingers through it. Sexy.
>Tattoos are greatly detailed, and very unique. They're mysterious, and evil. Just like the man himself.
>Perfect facial bone structure, jawline is amazing.
>Facial hair is always on point, looks very nice and neat, but not too neat. Sexy as hell.
>Very large and strong hands, looks like he could crush someone's skull easily. This is highly attractive.
>Perfect skin tone.
>Voice is very deep and raspy, sounds like an authority figure.
You cannot tell me what an attractive man is unless you are also female, or you're a gay man.The Undertaker is the sexiest wrestler in the history of professional wrestling. Period.
Gavin Howard
k
Christian Scott
Actually, Taker was actually super fucking over with the goth chicks in the 90s
Joshua Myers
He's still over with some of them....
Austin Hughes
ginger freckles are horrendous nigger
Isaiah Bailey
If a guy looks like THAT, I don't give a DAMN what color freckles he's got. I'd fucking jump on him so fast it'd make your head spin.
Adam Lee
cringe
Brayden Davis
The guy sucks and looks like shit. He has zero promo skills and no catch phrases.
Aiden Cox
He has everyman appeal, but lacks any sort of charisma. They’ll push him hard, I bet. Guaranteed it won’t work out like they want it to.
Justin Collins
I hope he gets in a crash in transit to his next booking
John Brooks
Literally who?
He on RAW or SmackDown?
Ian Adams
I also remember when Austin was the hanger-on of an overrated group that had no merits unto himself such as the ability to cut a promo or work a compelling singles match.
Matthew Hughes
unironically the best part of all in
Brody Perry
Wanting to kill yourself via noose is relatable to autists? It's all coming together now.
Gabriel Diaz
What's his catch phrase?
Hudson Long
>men can relate to
>sex appeal
Gays are less than 2% of the population, bro. People like Stone Cold because he comes off as humorous, tough as nails and street smart. No one cares about a limp-wristed, unfunny prettyboy seriously trying to act tougher than everyone thinks he is.
Also, recreating Stone Cold won't work, something new needs to come along more organically.
Dream over.