RAM Gamethread #5

Sasha has shit mic skills.

youtube.com/watch?v=qZllANgU17E
Reminder that Daniel Bryan wanted to elevate the tag team division, then he remembered that works for the WWE.

What is the appeal of simping

God why the fuck does everyone play the scandinavian
play e5 or the sicilian you goddamn pussies

Have you seen liv morgan anywhere?

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Vince is stealing the Wrestle Kingdom gimmick isnt he?

nice bewbs on sasha

how is it only 10

How do I get gf that looks like Sasha?

>my nigger Roode, one of only three people I watch for, won on the same day I got a fucking payraise and parts for my new PC
Do you think he'll actually be a mainstay again after this guys?

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Whats your guy's Yea Forums gimmicks? I try to post Shay every chance I get.

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>this promo lead to nothing
ding-dong diddly cringe

...

So they are just pretending Natalya is Bayley?

in my dreams

is that jake paul

She was at Joe Buddens pool party getting a blacked train ran on her.

I post about my nigger Roode and also post BikerTaker and Wyatt in every other board because pure strikes can't be contained.

i keep picturing the porn parody of her evertime i see her

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>RAW? Are you sure you wouldn't rather play Mario Tennis Aces with me, user?

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I forgot how bas Sasha Banks was.

>it's a "we were best friends" Natalya feud again
cringe

If a nigga hatin' call him Joe Budden, PUSSY

Sasha is a great bumper

I'm optimistic

This match got my dick acting strange

I wanna suck on sashas teats

natalya is a black hole of boredom

I'm the guy that posts triple H everyday until you like him

why did natty run into the post by herself

That webm is from a porno.

This match already better than 90% of Becky
Lynch matches.

I comment about the women being hot, the Street Profits having yet to get ONE laugh and playing to complete silence every week, Seth and Becky being shitters and Russo being based.

>THE INJURED ARM
>THE BAD ARM OF NATALYA
peak cole

Sorry johm my mom broke my switch in a tantrum about me moving out.

*picks up the letters e and d*
"here mam, you dropped this"
*hands you the letters e and d*
*tips bowler*
"have a nice night"

she has massive tits and a thicc ass but no charisma or personality

How hard is it to book someone strong that is about to be #1 contender.
>Sasha goes to the ring
>Nattie runs down
>Sasha rolls her eye and rolls out of the ring
>Beats the jesus out of Nattie

This match shouldn't even be happening. Nattie should have been dealt with in the first segment. Additionally, Nattie is hurt. This should be a squash.

Does Sasha Banks just not eat? I don't get how she can be that skinny, no other woman is that tiny. I mean Alexa is but Alexa has an eating disorder.

Bayley nowhere to be seen

Shut up man. Take shit to serious

Horsefag SEETHING

Does she wear panties under her gimmicks?

Based Boss

pretty solid match for what it was
none of the usual botches aside from maybe the kicks on the post

she works out

> no charisma or personality

She is great in Total Divas it just doesn't come across in any wrestling shit.

i wanna sniff her hole

Boxer briefs.

I want every simp joshi posting faggot to be rounded into a camp and lined up against a wall

Where is Honda?

does not look like it

You're a fag for watching total divas

>hates Black people
>likes turn-based kid's games

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finally here, bros. How has the show been tonight ?

be honest. would you?

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What happened to Nicholas?

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Ive never watched but shit at the rate RAM and smack are going I just might make the switch

>been wrestling period longer than most of these teams together
>both 'tag team specialists'
>both just below main event caliber as solos, meaning they could probably take any one member of any dedicated tag team
>current tag champs are also a team of championship-caliber solo wrestlers with tag experience but not with each other
>Strownam and Rollins haven't been in four matches yet, let alone four wins in a row
Dolph and Roode winning makes perfect sense, and they're taking the titles

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People who wouldnt are legit fags

...

I'm not into beastiality.

im not sure thats legal user

Im not gay so I would.

Bobby Roode and Ziggler are getting a push for some reason and won a gauntlet match. I am not unhappy about this but I am surprised.
Hope my nigger Roode gets the strap.
Everything else has been fair to middling.

Hey bros what should I get from Mcdonalds?

>seth and becky ride along

NOPE

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It's better than Raw that's for sure.

Kidnapped

Fuck, yes. Anything else, no.

her name is nicole now

Absolutely

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Unfortunately he probably died

McChicken and some fries sounds nice right now user

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Chicken Strips and Hot Mustard sauce
Wait, one Sweet and Sour and one Hot Mustard

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# 1.

Nuggets and a shake

it's women's equality day Yea Forums can you go one thread without being sexist?

47 apple pies

Happy Meal of course

I'd suck her insides out through her vagina

Will he team with the Macho Man?

I just wish they had had some promo shit beforehand so it didn't feel random. Ziggler has a lot of charm on the mic when he's not having to go down the script and my nigger Roode is no slouch either. I'm really hopeful they'll do something here with them, they could be so over if booking is smart.

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

This thread has been visited by Triple Tarp. Bad ratings, declining viewership, and record low revenue will surely come your way unless you reply with "Time to lay the tarps"

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I thought it was international dog day?
Oh wait, those are the same thing.

2 egg mcmuffins and a hashbrown

It's Black Hurricane!

directions to Burger King

>Baker Mayfield
BASED

Oh God are they gonna do this shit?
>AJ loses his belt tonight to Braun
>AJ will probably get his rematch with braun at the PPV
>so it'll probably be AJ vs Braun, then Braun and Seth vs Ziggler and Roode, the Braun vs Seth in the main event

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Man I miss Chris Benoit

FILET O FISH IS BASED AF

whatever your local NFL team is, order the "-insert team name here- box"
20 nuggets, 4 small fries, and your choice of 2 big macs or 2 quarter pounders

Bunch of sausage egg McMuffins tbqh

Aewww go away

>Baker GX Mayfield
based

Based theme

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I will cut my right nut off if Braun beats AJ tonight

Hiya Paul

Cole completely flabbergasted trying to sell NXT UK

BASED CESARO

When did Mcdonalds become the chicken capital?
Get a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and Mac Sauce, or go to fucking Popeye's

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Would a shota gimmick go over?

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you could hear a pin drop

Why does Vince hates Cesaro?

have sex

>shitsaro

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kino theme

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Park Rey goes over with my dick if that's what your asking, a /ss/ gimmick with her would be dimes

he looks less queer after switching from panties to shorts

Give him a curvy mommy manager and it would be DIMES

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I just like nuggies, my man. But popeyes is the superior chicken palace, yes.

Is wrestlers Botching matches more interesting than properly executed matches ? Are bitches dimes ?

based tranny

why are cesaro and cedric fight? cesaro was a first rounder loser in the tournament

>"I've got two words for ya..."
>"suck it"

youtube.com/watch?v=DtsKcHmceqY
>for the love of ROLLIN

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TIME TO LAY THE TAAAARPS
HUHUHUHUHUHU

Chyna get

>go to fucking Popeye's

youtube.com/watch?v=u-KGUOMMjqc

GOOD LUCK

BASEDOLA

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Real Rey is really ugly as shit, this one also on the ugly side.

What was the best show on USA Network?

Come on Phoenix

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this is supposed to make cedric look strong so corbin beating him means something

Cmon Dakota

Herewego

BLISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

huh

rollin

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Might as well.

Monday night raw

Burger King is horrible where I ive

Burn Notice

based
filtered
based

What the fuck is wrong with women fucking hell

Finna

Gimme AJ

FUCK YES FINALLY

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mk

Can't always get what you want, but I'm happy with the consolation prize

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stay mad

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your projecting your own foulness onto a 4 second webm with no sound

Just turned this on. What have I missed?????????

just rollin for kaitlyn

Cedric look like Chadwick Bosemans younger brother. They should give him a black panther gimmick, but mixed with afrocentrism and black supremacism. Put him in a stable with other black wrestlers and them feud with the New Day because they think the New Day "aren't black enough". Dimes?

Yall niggas crazy, and trash for this.

weeb nigger boiling

I wonder if Brady would do the same amount of commercials as Manning once he retires

minner!

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not a total loss

love me some queen jew

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Why the fuck is he in this match if he has an important one next week

He said you're filtered retard why are you replying

mandy get

>Brady
>retire

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based

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>"Cesaro's done a great job wearing down the leg"
>Cedric doing flips and then lifts Cesaro
This is bad Pro-wrestling
Also Cedric screams like a fucking pussy

pls be somebody with a juicy ass

I don't get when people say this, the BK I work at you get quality flame broiled meat and actual healthy fresh tasty vegetables on every whopper we make, all old food gets cycled at least by the hour, and I go to mcdonalds and get a shitty meme burger half the size and with fake veggies and meme sauce and its somehow better than bk? Wtf is wrong with your taste?

Good match.

Eventually Belichick will just kill him.

Give us the goods

>brady retire
>out lives Manning, out lives Luck

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AAAGHH

boop

That was a fantastic Spanish fly.

worked ya pinhead lose weight

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Fuck it. Let's see.

rip

BK definitely uses better quality meat but McDonald's is easier to eat.

BLEH

Because the quality of the places change with where you live, dipshit. Its not hard to understand.

> we make

BKIDF plz go.

big r.i.p

I'm bored. Let's sing The Mountie's theme.
youtu.be/n_r06TGDxYo

wwrestiing

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>>Because the quality of the places change with where you live.

It shouldn't, BK is meant to give the same stuff to everyone no matter the location.

you got stomped

also lemme give you a free clue, burgers aren't supposed to have vegetables on them. burgers are intended to have an increasingly ridiculous alteration of meat and cheese. take that faggy lettuce and tomato off and put another kind of meat on it. I'll never order a whopper when I can order a mcdonalds triple cheeseburger.

you want to eat healthy eat a salad.

And in a perfect world that would be the case.

TAKE ME NOW!!!!!

me

sacha has a baad wig

Fucking (((Heyman))) pushing all these niggers

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Why is Sma+ckdown so much better than RAM?

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the burgers at my local BK are always cold ass shit.

>One away from Molly Holly
Smfh

crowd looks like they just wandered in for free

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>we're not the Mounties

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Has anyone ITT actually tried the meme chicken sandwich from Popeye’s? Wtf is all the hype about?

You could always try it and find out.

I had one before all the hype. Its pretty good. Bigger and cheaper than Chick Fil A too.

Just watch Low Tier God and EDP’s review of the Chicken, it’s overrated

BASED ROBO FOX

>still pretending she's a jew
Dilate

BASED TRUTH

It's very good and the first chicken sandwich comparable to Chick-fil-a's in terms of quality. I still prefer the Chick-fil-a spicy chicken sandwich, but I live in the north and don't have any restaurants near me and the Popeye's is a more than acceptable substitute.

Popeyes was only good when they had that deal on thursday where you'd get a leg and a thigh for 99 cents, because they got new chicken on wednesdays. I was in college and would buy like 15 bucks of the shit and just be sick of it with my bros.

Will Shannon and Skip talk about wrestling on Undisputed?

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God the 24/7 title is fucking stupid

Worked

that's kinda the point

Based Dolph and Bobert

Who has the better chicken sandwich? CHickfilA or Popeyes?

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What's wrong? Not serious enough for you?

Baste R Truf

Failed the pleb filter

still more entertaining than the universal title program LMFAO

>I-its supposed to be s-stupid!

Who's the new qt interviewer?

KFC

>yfw you get sick of being a Quebecer and you leave your humanity behind instead

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No way the food is rotated hourly and kept in a heater until served, people who say its cold 9/10 just want free food. Fuck off you freeloading bum

Wendy's.

Reminder that the Street Profits have yet to get ONE. SINGLE. LAUGH... and play to complete silence EEEEVERY WEEK.

G...Guys, what happens when a group of normies ambushes R-Truth, pins him and swipes the 24/7 title?

Why are niggers hosting this? This isn't the Central African Empire.

>The narration niggers are back

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Cane's

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whyd he call him Taz?

Shut these fools up

Jesus we get it theyre black holy shit vince

>Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode have single handedly

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They get arrested.

Wait, where did Braun come from?

that looks abysmal

How can Truth be so based while these shitters are absolute cringe?

This nig nig explaining what we literally just got a promo on seconds ago.

Why the fuck is Braun just standing there and these 2 just noticed him?

I swear that casual Okada seems like the purest soul that has ever walked the Earth.

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>braun now can fucking teleport
jesus christ they are really insulting are intelligence now.

WHERE IS THE BIG DOG

Truth is deeper than "I'm a nigger lol"

I have no time to go back and beg for free food like a negro. I just stop going to Buger King and go to somewhere that serves hot food

Brother's

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on Smackdown

Are Braun and Seff honestly going to have every RAW male title?

It ain't Popeye's tho.

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On smack where his storyline is

Where do you live?

is that some gas station poverty nigger shit?

God I cant wait for AEW.

Come on man did you see the debut? It wasnt ever meant to be serious, now shill out.

Truth really is the only based black around
The New Gay and The Shit Profits blow

BUT HE'S THE WILDCARD

You only get 6 gizzards for $1.79?

Either canes or popeyes

so, was Braun hiding in that crate or did he spawn there or what?

it isn't made by cringe homophobes

gas station chicken is better than most of that corporate shit

dude...the food is fuckin 8/10 tier good

BASED NOLA BRO

>1.79 for 6 lizards or gizzards
Do people actually get this? Is it a popular order? Why does it have the most prominent display on the menu? Do food stamps equal $1.79 or something?

Based street profit #1 using our catchphrase wrong

If this thing continues to sell beyond the fad time period, Popeye's are essentially going to have to reconfigure their entire business to keep up with demand. They're a fried chicken business, not a chicken sandwich business. Their kitchens aren't even configured to mass produce them. If demand remains high they're inevitably going to have to branch this off into it's own thing, or else face a shit-ton of disgruntled workers sick of being overworked trying to keep up with demand and continue regular operations.

the best fried chicken you'll get is in poverty joints in black neighborhoods with bars on the windows

be honest. is he based or cringe?

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kys

He used to be cringe, now he's really based

has corey darkened his skin to look black

Bray is based as fuck.

I hope he ruptures an organ the next time Becky pegs him

Imagine waiting in line for an hour and surviving several chimp fights in the line just to have popeyes run out of chicken then have the nigger behind the counter tell you to fuck off yt boy when you could be with God and his glorious chicken and be blessed for the rest of the day

nasally faggy teenager voice and an anti-draw
cringe as fuck

The fiend WWE film when?

Fuck thought there was a new Firefly Funhouse for a second.
Hope they release a new one and don't drop completely.

This guy knows poverty. Bronx represent

He’s okay. He can be based but most of the time he’s just meh.

when the fuck are they going to have sweatshirt Bray show up to manage the Fiend

A New Orleans classic.
Why is it that Arab convenience stores have the best fried chicken?

NEW THREAD

They don't give the segments enough time to illicit an emotional reaction before they move on.

he cheats on his girlfriends so he's based af in my book

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Have you seen him cut a promo? Max cringe

big cringe

Burn it do- oh false alarm

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roll

Thank you for posting this

Tried it last Wednesday. Thought it was really good but I didn't think it was as good as CFA's. The next day, found myself strangely craving another. Flash forward to today, wishing I had a couple to nom on while I watch wrasslin'.

They're good, user. Surprisingly, most of all to me, they actually live up to the hype. They're not as juicy as CFA's, there were a few dry spots but damn, they did the impossible and made a sandwich that competes. I don't think they're better than CFA, but holy fuck are they ever close. I think the problem is i've eaten so much Chick-Fil-A the novelty has worn off. Both sandwiches are good for different reasons.

We can change our darkness at will. It's a defense mechanism.

t.black

He's been chilling and tanning with Carmella for a minute, so he's a lil' darker than usual.
instagram.com/p/B1eV6augSWv/

GET IN HERE

>chilling and tanning
You mean sucking and fucking

Can you alter the texture like a Cuttlefish?

>Braun hands his belt to the ref
>Ref has to go take it out of the ring when the ref is supposed to be holding up the US championship
Way2go Braun.

Well, they have to do something during the downtime to keep from wearing out all that sucking and fucking. If anyone could burn out on that shit just from sheer stamina, it's probably pro wrestlers.

This'd be an interesting case. They could use the kayfabe defense. The rules say 24/7, anytime anywhere, anyone.

Based hood lurker eatin like a kang

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I don't think I would intentionally enter between two pro wrestlers in the middle of doing what puts food on their plates unless I was a mega hoss that I am currently not.

Why do you hate him?

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Well for starters, they are all run like shit and that's everything they make is too.

His asshole isnt pink enough

>middle of a hot title match
>come back from commercial with a 30 second RAW graphic
why do they do this?

no, he's not a corporate stooge who has to sell his soul to win manufactured fraudulent rings.

Did they do that for the Hardcover belt?

>Louisiana Gov putting their plug in the bottom left corner

Info on his whereabouts died with Jeffrey Epstein.