So you're on the job and what have you and all of the sudden the misses comes at you with one of these bad boys...

So you're on the job and what have you and all of the sudden the misses comes at you with one of these bad boys, what you doing to get out of this one lad?

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"oh thank you, but can you hold it for just a second, i have to use the bathroom"
*goes home to s4s*

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you're boss: *stands there holding the watermlelon for the rest of le day*
you're coworkers: *gets an extra day off because the boss is too busy holding a watermlelon to give them tasks*

DUUUUUUUUH I WAAAKE UP AND POOPIE IN MAI DAIPIES :ddddDDDDDdd:dd:xXDDXXDDDDDDD

stick it in my butt

*follows you to the front door*
"oh hey wait you're not finished are you?"

nope, this one isn't any good. Plus you're on the job, you can't just leave lol silly ;D ;P xD ;DD

all good options

*you bleed to death*

not if i make it to the hospital in time

you can't leave xDDD