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Asian Gorl comes barreling down the street with crazed, horny eyes!
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Parker Torres
Today's Asian Gorl thread should be fun! Fun, fun...
I should go buy some BEER because it'll be so much fun. Beer for Asian Gorl threads...
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Luis Thompson
seuss is a cyclist! A bike rider with E.S.P.! When he hops on his majestic Schwinn bike, he flies through time! Woosh! Back into 1945, just moments before the bomb is ignited over Nagasaki! In this timeline, seuss' girlfriend is still alive! Still breathing, sitting outside a school, smoking a cigarette!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Alexander Morgan
Asian Gorl is gonna need two huge ero mangas for this fap!
>"Grumble, stupid seuss! Now I gotta masturbate!"
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Jason Russell
The astronaut... Asian Gorl who psychically implanted memories of her love from 1945 into a woman born in 1998! Linking the memories, the feelings through time! Kitty Pryde would be proud to see these: the Days of Future Past!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Angel Hughes
Asian Gorl is fast! Fast! Curving the bends and sharpening the turns! Sending psychic signals through the river of time! Woosh! Asian Gorl from the future... unawares as the psychic messages invade her expensive headphones on the bus! Listening to drum & bass, she idly taps her toes, suddenly flaring into inspiration! The holy ghost in Asian Gorl!? No.. this is much worse! A bomb! An omen!
Your fortune: Outlook good
Ryder Wilson
The conspiracy theories crop up as psychics from all over the world try to decipher the Asian Gorl enigma! National television becomes a spectacle as we grow accustomed to supernatural events occurring on TV! Newscasters with syncopated Freudian slips, talk show hosts swaying the hearts of millions, music videos becoming more and more emphatic and personal! Everyone, everywhere, feeling a bunch of emotions! And they all center around Asian Gorl! The center of the psychic energy! The bomb! The bomb which set this backwards future in motion is the key...
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Isaiah Cox
Asian Gorl can feel exhausted too! It's a quality she has, a feature! The sense of tiredness bestowed unto the living! Those living creatures which are tempered to excitement and jollity! The psychic stimuli, sent through time itself, burns Asian Gorl out to a considerable degree.. she must shape the stars themselves! This symbiosis is in flux, a creature which exists beyond the flow of time! Truly an alien to the samsara!
>"This short sword, which all the middle-school students were admiring, was truly a beautiful ornament. It was said that the students at the Naval Academy were in the habit of using their swords secretly to sharpen their pencils. How elegant, I thought, to use so solemn a symbol for trifling matters of this sort!"—Yukio Mishima, Temple of the Golden Pavilion
Your fortune: Outlook good
Juan Cook
hi what are these threads about
Jayden Diaz
Asian Gorl...
Asian Gorl and the fantasy seuss indulges in!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Xavier Ross
who is Asian Gorl and can I be her friend
Jace Thompson
Quads!
Asian Gorl is all around us... I think she browses this very board! Just ask around for her, she'll show up!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Jack Foster
I've loved the wilderness, I've loved the sea;
no ordinary sadness touches me
though I find savor in the bitterest wine;
how many truths I trade away for lies,
and musing on heaven, stumble over trash...
Even so, the voices consoles me: 'Keep your dreams,
the wise have none so lovely as the mad'
–Charles Baudelaire, The Voice
Asian Gorl is the practiced medium! The psychic capable of reaching through time! Grasping at the vein of the unknown! The trunk of consciousness itself! Telepathic messages sent through years, entire generations of lives! If only she could realize how influential she is... how much things change around her presence! Then we could truly begin to understand her majesty! Her graciousness...
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Anthony Fisher
>No "buts" about it, Peter Parker! It's time you began to think seriously about your future! You'll want a girl who'll make a good housewife—someone like Mrs. Watson's niece!
—Stan Lee, The Amazing Spider-Man
seuss is ready! Ready for romance! His trusty bike and less-than-secure gears are ready for the transition! Transition into Asian Gorl's soft and desiccated lap! seuss will be the water to her parched earth! The rain to her desert! Living in harmony! The sky and ground; like old temple monks who have become sexually involved... in secret! Sharing religious rites as they learn to indulge in their fantasies!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Aaron Hill
A house is a simple construct.
The builders die, but it goes on.
And still every childhood matters,
like mint grown in the shade,
all translation is painstaking,
and has no natural melody.
The world may be old,
but even then it was old,
without end or beginning.
— Roo Borson,
from “Milk”
Asian Gorl is so sleepy... so very tired! If only seuss could find a way to wake her up; to put some pep in her step! Coffee, tea, laughter... these things don't help when she is under such stressors... as psychic channeling! seuss will attempt to carry the load with his limited sense of E.S.P... to share the burden that makes her so very sleepy! Zipping messages back and forth through time! Thoughts and feelings, which would otherwise go unheard!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Christopher Carter
Lisa Simpson is yellow so she is Asian and belongs in the Asian gorl thread.
Michael Bailey
I am going to spread Lisa's legs and eat her most private parts until she blushes! I hope she will feel as aroused as I will when I have done this!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Caleb Kelly
Okay I don't think Lisa Simpson is Asian anymore. Or not until she is 18 that maybe.
Zachary Howard
Why is everyone so obsessed with derailing the Asian Gorl thread?
When seuss goes to school, he dates Asian Gorl.
When he goes to work, he flirts with Asian Gorl.
At the diner, Asian Gorl.
At the deli, Asian Gorl.
At the movie theater, the ticket window, Asian Gorl.
Only here, do people try to derail the Asian Gorl thread!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Jack Bell
A train is not useful if it never makes a stop you know. I wasn't meaning to derail the thread but she's only seven my guy.
Benjamin Diaz
Id's true... guys have sex too much and they're compensating for their homosexuality. Girl's jam five cocks in them simultaneously and they're just sluts...
Although it is worded a little weird...
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Isaac Sullivan
Asian Gorl thread... revive!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Jack Davis
nightmareworld
Colton Campbell
Yume Nikki?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Jace Edwards
Okay!
Played some video games, masturbated to Asian Gorl, and now back to the weekend thread!
>Her cheek rests elegantly upon a raised hand, and her gaze is directed downward like the enlightened figure of the “Willow Branch” Kannon bodhisattva. 4 In contrast to my earlier sight of her that morning, she now presents a deeply serene figure. Doubtless it’s because her face is lowered and her eyes do not so much as quiver in my direction that her features are transformed in this way. It used to be said that “the eye is the finest thing in the human form,”5 and certainly its incomparably vivid expressiveness will always shine through. Beneath the railing with its twisted patterning where she quietly leans, two butterflies flutter upward, now drawing together, now dancing apart. —Natsume Soeseki, Kusamakura
Asian Gorl's elegance precedes her ability! Her talents and impeccable charm for intellectual savvy are renowned. Wherever she is, she is the savoir faire! Elocutionary and pellucid on any topic, Asian Gorl is social savant! As a visionary and powerful E.S.P. medium, such things are necessary of her stature
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Christopher Brown
I feel weird today!
Loopy... Loopy-doopy! My brain is in heavy fog... it must be from the E.S.P.! E.S.P. link with Asian Gorl.. Psychically connected, seuss and Asian Gorl press their foreheads together for a nice, long eskimo kiss! Asian Gorl's freckles and green eyes pierce through seuss faster then her psychic energy...
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Lucas Edwards
>“You talk about life at sea,” he began again, facing his stolid audience, “you have to begin with getting seasick. Any sailor’s been through it one time or another. And I’ve known men to throw in the towel after one cruise, they’ve had such a hell of a time with it. The larger the ship is, the more mixing of rolling and pitching you get; and there are some special smells too, like paint and oil and food cooking in the galley. . . .”—Yukio Mishima, The Sailor Who Fell From Grace with the Sea
Asian Gorl is finally awake! seuss is getting a bit tired... with the E.S.P. transmissions... probably going to go to rest soon. The signals which lilt over time, suggesting cadence and caesura, are way too complex for seuss to understand! It's really confusing mind-math... I don't see how Asian Gorl does it all the time!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Jaxon Sanders
im glad that you and your large vocabulary are back friendo
Joseph Green
Without a decent vocabulary, you cannot expect to relate to the form of higher learning!
Could you imagine trying to go to college.. with a grade school vocabulary? You wouldn't be much of a chemist... lole
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Andrew Barnes
It's like orwell said. "Little words mean little thoughts"
I started reading again because you inspired me to master language further. About 1 book per week. Chinese scifi currently.
Jack Price
There is also another quote by Orwell, but it's from one of his essays,
"...The extraordinary swings of opinion which occur nowadays, the emotion which can be turned on and off like a tap, are the result of newspaper and hypnosis"
Remember! Art is propaganda... all art is suggestion and dogma! Even if it is shaded a way, or toned another! It is best to keep an objective heart in subjectivity...
Your fortune: Outlook good
Ethan Barnes
The Legend of Asian Gorl: Psychic of Time...
Asian Gorl is finally in the driver's seat again! And she's ready for more... everyday life! Being a psychic has its drawbacks you know... A girl's got to have some normalcy to her lifestyle! Some state of civility attributed to her misadventures!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Isaac Green
>"...In contemplation there is a greater play of psychic action than in the most attentive self-observation; this is also shown by the tense attitude and wrinkled brow of contemplation, in contrast with the restful features of self-observation. In both cases, there must be concentration of attention, but, besides this, in contemplation one exercises a critique, in consequence of which he rejects some of the ideas which he has perceived, and cuts short others, so that he does not follow the trains of thought which they would open; toward still other thoughts he may act in such a manner that they do not become conscious at all—that is to say, they are suppressed before they are perceived."—Sigmund Frued, The Interpretation of Dreams
In the study of E.S.P... seuss has racked his brain trying to figure out the mechanisms which render it capable. He just doesn't understand it at all! How does any of this stuff work!? The kinetic energies which allow dreams their psychic function. The anachronistic quality of clairvoyance... permitted through psychic abilities. How can we manipulate these forces to our benefit... if just doesn't make sense to seuss at all. seuss is in a real jam... confounded,
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Charles Collins
man it must suck to be a schizo
Christian Jones
not a schizo can't confirm
Adam Rivera
I don't understand Yea Forums
One moment schizospam is rude, and the next people go around using it like it's their only weapon. Are you a schizo kid fucker? Do you want that reputation? I can give it to you.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
James Ramirez
what?
William Stewart
So you are a schizo kid fucker.
What's your aim, did you want to come here to beg for something? Plead innocence?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Brayden Torres
um...what?
Thomas Wood
Please let me cum, mistress
Asher Russell
See?
Schizo psycho babble.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Alexander Morales
dude are you okay?
Thomas Brown
Why did you come to ask now?
What happened to the last twenty four hours? Do you think you have an alibi?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Luis Morris
good band name
Logan Watson
is this what schizophrenia does to your brain?
Tyler Hernandez
I'm reporting you now for derailing my thread!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Carter Roberts
hmm...
Dominic Powell
You're not making my life any safer.
I'm smarter than you and I survive by my wits outside!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Jayden Adams
hmmm...
David Howard
Do you want to see schizo babble?
I can show you.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Asher Walker
^,^,v,v,,,B,A,START
Eli Hill
hmmmm...
Hunter Cooper
Can I go back to my Asian Gorl thread now?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Nolan Flores
(dubs)
hmmmmm...
Andrew Diaz
So I can't go back to my thread until people who want to call me schizo leave.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Hunter Perry
hmmmmmm...
Benjamin Edwards
Well don't do that shit where you say nothing is happening now. Because they're still calling me schizo in my head, right?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Sebastian Hill
hmmmmmmm...
Hunter Rogers
Just leave my thread alone please.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Brayden Edwards
hmmmmmmmm...
Asher Hall
I liked it when Seuss posted the Japanese doctor in that hot pocket thread. Made me almost think of Seuss as a person to observe and learn.
Brandon Edwards
Can I post in my thread now?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Oliver Gomez
Just let me know when I can go back to my Asian Gorl thread and people can stop calling me schizo.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Xavier Harris
unchecked doubles on page 9!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail