Hey idiots, having a debate, what most absurd way of killing yourself can you think of
Most absurd suicide
Ayden Reyes
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Elijah Cook
Taking all of your money out of the bank as cash, and handing out $1 at a time to different people until someone robs you and kills you.
Leo Garcia
I have negative bank account stats lole
Cameron Butler
eating oneself
Aaron Jackson
Replace your blood with helium
Jack Scott
Smoking.
Jackson Rogers
self-mummification
Ayden Ross
No that's just sexy.
Elijah Price
participating in a snuff film but instead you have to do everything to yourself lmao
Levi Russell
knifed by children while 2putamadre prays to a penile implant
Logan Mitchell
swallow a hammer and a sickle to prove that communism won't work in my body.
Kayden Martinez
swallow a hammer and a sickle, to prove that communism won't work in my body.
Jace Myers
Build a guillotine and decapitate yourself
Thomas Young
scaphism
Elijah Nguyen
dubs confirm
Adam Jackson
being wrongly pronounced dead after collapsing at your own home, waking up at your own funeral, and then dying of shock.
Jaxon Ramirez
some goth kid died like that years because they pretended to have commited suicide but it turned out to be fake and some people were in on it wtf
Colton Ward
BAVI GOOD
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Parker Green
stage a fake execution in which hired help euthanizes you while impersonating police officers. as your last request have them publish the video footage and claim the government is trying to put in place a fascist military dictatorship and the time has come to take up arms and renegotiate the lockeian social contract so to speak
Cooper Carter
cool
Evan Foster
Going down bottom
Gavin Rogers
naturlel causes
Dylan Flores
Cut yourself with liquid soup.
Parker Diaz
Taking two boats framed exactly to fit and answer each other, they lay down in one of them the malefactor that suffers, upon his back; then, covering it with the other, and so setting them together that the head, hands, and feet of him are left outside, and the rest of his body lies shut up within, they offer him food, and if he refuse to eat it, they force him to do it by pricking his eyes; then, after he has eaten, they drench him with a mixture of milk and honey, pouring it not only into his mouth, but all over his face. They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. When the man is manifestly dead, the uppermost boat being taken off, they find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired.
Nicholas Lopez
Autoerotic asphyxiation.