RAW Gamethread #0

Just under two hours, boys. Are you ready for some tag team turmoil?

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Thanks for the warning. Now I don't have to watch.

>Ziggler and Roode teaming up
>Smackdowns Heavy Machinery being in this
>Smackdowns B-team being in this

this is the dumbest shit

Source? Just looked and this isn't listed on wwe's site or twitter

What the hell is this shit, I don't see this anywhere

AOP and the Ascension BTFO again

The absolute state of the tag team division.

>the Ascension

DELETE THIS.

FUCK YOU VINCE!!!

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Bases

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ryder and hawkins seething that they actually have to work tonight

Its on insta

Incortect

>Usos not in it
So are they getting punished or is it the samoan nepotism and they aren't in it because they aren't winning it

I have Wagefagging in the morning and tonigth's KOTR matches look like shit, I'll pass and watch Smackdown tomorrow.

wasn't Roode teaming with EY again? We could've had based Team Canada

How to watch if I dont have cable??

What’s everyone snacking on?

>in b4 ‘your mom’

Get a job and then get cable

Why are Ziggler and Roode a team now

your dad

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im smacking on your mom you fucking bitch, god you such a fucking faggot, shut the fuck up

cringe
shut up fatass

lmao gay ass niggas

disregard that taima cringe ass shit, they are dying and begging for people to go there, use cozytube or some other site, fuck taima and fuck /woo/

Did they?

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Yo modern family is based

>inb4 RAM opens up with Seff and Becky "muh marriage" segment

bros how do you stop jerking off. im so fucvking horny

>no usos

theyre actually getting punished this time

Yes

Get a gf

ya sister

fellas is it gay if i wanna stick my dick between sofia vergaras boobies

Finna

I'M ON THE PILL

becky is the most beautiful girl in wwe history

but its not birth control

chug down a bottle of s󠀀oy milk

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n*ggers are doing the job yet again..

botch time

LEGIT HOSS

and i'm already hard

>dat BASED granny rockin to Sasha's theme

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MUHHH

HAD A DREAM I
HADNT NEIGHED YET

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and the crowd goes mild

unironically 0 reaction
holy shit lmao

>n*ggers
what did the faggot nigger mean by this?

So why is Sash just straight up evil now?

deaf

Zero Pop for Botcha

>sasha's conway pop
shes done bros

>horsetty
I'm out.

Reminder youre a huge fag it you wouldnt fug sasha

Crowd is quiet tonight.

watching Raw, drinking Fanta and waiting in the WoW queue. What year is it and what is my life?

This. What the hell?

And now we sit through 20 minutes of nothing until the first shit match.

>turn heel
>wear black leather pants
why does this happen to every woman?

>1 min in
>botch time.

I'd rather watch the U.S tennis open

Welp, I just did a cummy for Sashy.

>not even 2 minutes in
>already a recap

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I HAD A DREAM I HADN'T NEIGHED YET

reported for racism outside of Yea Forums only because you typed n*ggers

I dont fuck niggers yo

What am i missing lads

I'm going to need at least 2 more.

what is this fucking shitter back

Lmao people really watchin the VMgays over RAW

did they not mic the crowd tonight, yikes

why does sasha call herself the boss?
why does becky call herself the man?

a recap from the last two weeks about sasha

finally some diversity in the redneck shithole

Last week she said “I’ll see you in hell with your dad” to natty kek. She should get a supernatural gimmick

Huh? Wat u mean?

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colored me suprised

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Based smart fans sitting in complete silence because they want to hear every word.

>it's a Louisiana episode

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I'm sorry.

>2 hours 55 minutes left

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who raped who?

wimmin botch time

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Cringing hard bros LMAO

Did she forget her lines?

They join up with Nia Jax they can be the Big Boss Man

You have a lisp

she really needs to take some speech classes

Bo deserves better

FOR FOUR MONTHS
I'VE BEEN AT HOME CRYING ABOUT TAG TITLES

nobody cares about sashit

WHAT

Forgot how bad of a promo she is

Holy fuck that's a nice armpit on Sasha

WMXXX was based though

>Sasha waiting for reaction
>nothing

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She still cant talk

Mmmmmmmm

Are they a corpus christi tier crowd, I forget

what's wrong with Louisiana?

Tfw from and live in NOLA

Pumping in the Becky chants.

im already high as fuck and bored of it. your post i fucking kekd

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Horsetty was getting such little reaction I tbought my tv cut off

She’s always fucking smiling

Cassidy Banks is one of my favorite porn stars

Is English her first language?

Why does Sasha cut promos like a shy teenager faking confidence?

SASHA BANKS

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEA

hey guys. after 2 years of busting my ass, working a crap teaching job i was hired as an assistant principal today. big raise and got the job i wanted. feeling based
>btw literally nobody talked about horseface while she was gone..nobody

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>Open gamethread
>Sasha starting the show
Think I'm skipping RAM this week, good luck bros

im from LA

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wtf is this a shoot. Cut her mic!

Why doesnt WWE ever mention Mr. Kennedy

Sasha's armpit working me into a shoot

So they let people look in the camera when they talk now? That's dope

literally everything

>acknowledging the dirt sheets
really

Congrats bud

so? i'll still worship your bbc

Ronda Rouseya

WOMEME TAG TITLES BTFO

Wow Sasha has regressed on her mic work
Awful...

Fuck you user I made your mom cum so hard that they made a canadian heritage moment out of it and Don Mckellar played my dick

Good on ya, mate. Enjoy this likely mediocre RAM with us!

DUDE WORKED SHOOTS LMAO

Tfw Based Saints winning it all this year

why am i watching this, everyone who watches pro wrestling is a bald fat neet soiboi, holy shit. what has my life become

goodspeed doubles

good for you bro

Sasha should go full ratchet

Based authority figure user. Do your students know you like wrestling?

Imagine being upset about having a match at Wrestlemania.

This post was brought to you by The Kayfabe Boys.

Thats because she was and still is irrelevant..also congrats!

>Which a paycheck that Becky got way more money

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just shut up and take you shoes off

welp this newfag got filtered in almost record time

except every wrestling news outlet wouldn't shut up about her returning. every ppv had a sasha returning?! article to go along with it.

>bald
hey I've got some luscious hair

Never thought id say it but thank God for Natalya

Fuck you, fag. Stop being more successful than me

I love what a joke the wahmens tag titles are

5 days until All Out single handedly saves pro wrestling

>nattie's bouncing tits

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cringe

the crowd dont care about either of these two

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Describe Sasha in one word beginning in N

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Just watch, shitpost, and enjoy the ride brother

Well i just put on a bobs burgers rerun, this is ironically so bad that I’d rather watch an episode of a show which i have already seen a handful of times

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I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

yeah its easy to just grow your hair out when you dont have a job

fucking neighing bitch

This can't get any worse..
>Natalyas music

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Nattie comes out and Renee starts with her top quality commentary. OHH!!!

dilate

Fucking cop, leave those kids alone fag

that shit is this week?!

neigh

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IT'S THE BELFAST BRUISER

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Nnnnnonsense

reported for declaring a report

Im not watching so i dont care

Bases

>BASED FIT GETTING TO SECOND BASE

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Negligent

She said "womens division" so fucking weird like she turned british for a second

Natty should have ripped Sasha's weave off

The crowd doesn't give an absolute fuck about any of this lol

>All In will save wrestling!
>Double or Nothing will save wrestling!
>All Out will save wrestling!

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There isn't a single woman in the company who can cut a good promo.
Prove me wrong.

What a paradox

Back to back quads? This will be a BASED episode

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Fucking /pol/cels spreading their detritus in every god damn thread just FUCK OFF

Wow, that was objectively horrible.

Hello, my Yea Forums buddies! :)

Nasty

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Im more upset that Corey is back. Last week was surpsingly pleasent without that fag.

like 8 times in 15 seconds lol

Thats hot brother

Everything involving Natalya with this just falls apart because she was just a heel two seconds ago, and no one gives a fuck about her

The IIconics are great at promos, Bliss is decent.

ho lee fuk im amazed by myself.

I make the white boys seethe with my bbc

>I like your blue hair
based kid

Billie Kay

Proud of you mate I'm working on becoming a teach in the next year or two.

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reported for announcing a report

im about to get stoned as fuck bros i cant cope with this shit otherwise

Why did they stop calling it Gears of War? It's just Gears now.

Natty looked pretty good in her street clothes

Wow classic chads ww@? 300 minute wait time.

So basically good mic skills = horrible in ring? What a shock.

Crowd is deadly silent.

Asuka angry yelling in unintelligible japanese is unrironically the best women promo in WWE, prove me wrong

nutritious

You guys make watching this show less painful, you guys are based. I hope you all get pushed to the moon

based positive driven bros thanks. and most kids don't watch. the ones i find out watch, i give them 2sweets. now i'm at a new school and will sniff out the delinquent wresltlebros

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welcome to the palace brother

Watching wrestling is the only part of the board that is difficult. The rest is just shitposting.

>mfw based /SMACK/ is live in Baton Rouge tomorrow

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Been watching Riptide all week, promo with no commentary... coming back to these highly trained professionals screaming the same thing I'm looking at into my ear's kind of a system shock.

Reported for announcing report over announcing report

ew haha

maybe theyre watching the VMAs too

Chance of Kairi and Asuka appearing tonight?

Nice job, user.

You said no woman can cut a good promo, nothing about in ring skills you strawman-ing fag.

you too poor to go weeb?

level 7 here lad

Literally this. Her home town didn't even give 2 maple flavored fucks about her, why would a bunch of country fried hicks care? or anyone else for that matter.

kek fucking this

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Same chance as you having sex. Zero

Nobody cares anymore. Xbox is ROH tier now.

you know remember the boss and hug connection

Don’t do that, just mind your own business and don’t be a pedo

zero point zero

WE WUZ

kek

Sasha's armpit was the only good thing from that trainwreck

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Reminder that the Street Profits have yet to get ONE laugh and their segments play to complete silence every single week.

NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE

And here are the Wellness Policy Violations.

I'm not the person you orignally replied to, retard.

Based! What class?

0, they're probably still in South America

aah fuk u I'd forgotten

Who are these discount Hodge Twin fuckers?!?

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Why are these people so loud.

Ya know I don't really hate these Bulbasaurs or anything, but they need to use them less or they'll get Xpac heat.

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based and goodluck pilled

>sounds pedo
yeah..im not sure bud.

Why the fuck are these 2 apes even on raw?

Utterly pointless.

because no one likes naggers

How many white women do you think they've fucked?

IT'S LIT SENPAI

Facts

These idiots suck

Pretty much, and vice versa

That's why almost every 5 star flippy midget cuts promos like a bunch of autists

Wat u lads drinking

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Heavy Machinery better win this tag team thing

Why are the Street Profits the narrator's of the show now? What's the point?

Then change the word you to he, same point you dickless idiot.

reported for announcing a report which will get your trip and name banned

They're black. Blacks lack volume control. They don't know the concept of an "inside voice."

The big nigga: 5
The little nigga: 0

Cringe profits

what do you mean "people"

fucking DING-DONG DIDDLY Bulbasaurs

rofl THIS

Your mother's breast milk.

Why can't i say F-A-M on Yea Forums? are mods racist?!

Racist
Bases
12
Racist
Racist

Why are the Street Profits hosting Raw, unironically why in the fuck is this happening

>lillian garcia not announcing the rules

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Holy fuck this is AWFUL

Can we just get these niggers on commentary and kick out renee and corey so we can stop these cringe segments?

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>this is how Vince connects with zoomers
>more cringe niggers

why do black men trigger you Yea Forums?

The Finger poke of doom gets a jobber intro.

Reported for reporting and announcing reporting a post

>Hulk Hogan and David Duke have entered the arena.
Per Dave Meltzer.

Heyman likes them

your Bar needs a nerf. The recipe will cost more next patch

You like that chocolate milk eh?

What is Ricochets gimmick?

Nigger

I'm a virgin

i'll be watching smack and watch or binge Mindhunter at my female friends's house

Does anyone else get physically nauseous when they see Ricochet ever since the leaks?

Black wrestlers are good when done right. This is just cringe

Thinking about buying my first WH40K models. Probably gonna buy a cheap set of Ork Boys.

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*AHEM*

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This has been a very poor first 15 minutes.

What smoke?

haha THIS

No i am a King
Huh wat u mean?

one finger only

NEW THREAD

sodomite

reported

the crown has Triple H's cross things on it lol

Rick is going over and your bracket is about get busted

redditors that pretend to be antiracist and accidently made black people minstrels again

Fuck will /our/ guy drew job to rick o shit?

>sasha lost her entire heat within 1 week
sad

King of niggers

To be fair millennial Cryme Tyme isn't that bad

Not racist, Leroy.I just dont like talentless shits like these guys. Go fuck Sharkeshia and Lucretia

riccochet is a king of the ring
that ring being his ass LMAO

Nubian goddess

>xenos

holy cringoli

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He's an underdog who loves to entertain the fans and is happy to be there.

That’s what your wife said

haha THlS

finger lingering smooth person

GET IN HERE

Drew gonna lose

I wish

HHH did not invent the cross retard

you'll be on Yea Forums like always incel

OOOHHHH!!! Faggot

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fucking kek

NEW

>niggers
> cuckolds
> women main eventing

this is a dystopia.

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Richoshit about to get his asshole prolapsed by based big boy Dimes McinRetirer

lose weight

Ronda actually had a few good ones and she also had some of the worst of all time...that's why she was the best, you always get sports entertained in some way, ironically or nonironically

Where is the other half of rick of sheas gimp suit?

>Trump has ordered the U.S. Air Force to drop an atomic bomb on Hurricane Dorian.
Per ABC News.
What a fucking idiot holy shit I thought he was joking.

You should only ever be Imperial or Space Marines.

If you go fantasy that switches and you should only be Skaven.

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you underestimate Vince's cuckoldry

I want to play Blood Bowl but none of my friends are interested.

15 minutes? Like I'm gonna fuck her twice lol lmao'ing at ur life bud.