*Invites you over for dinner then beats his wife in front of you*

toss him a beer afterwards

Film it and upload it on his Twitter account

Help him.

I would just assume that's how things are done in Texas.

" bitches am i right steve? har har har "

Please don't hurt me Stone Cold I swear to God I won't tell anyone can I just please leave?

rate it on a scale from 1 - 5 stars

i call the police for and explain the them that there is a domestic situation going on and Stone Cold Steve Austin just opened a can of whoop ass on Debra

Give him a Hell Yeah

kek dimes

Debra definitley deserved the can of whoop ass she recieved.

Give him a folding chair.

Shout WHAT every time a punch connects.

Obviously once i finish masturbating i spit on her and thank him for a wonderful Dinner.

Pretend to care after he finishes and fuck her after she becomes emotionally attached to me

Stay silent and pretend not to notice.
Then follow on Austins attempts at mellowing the mood and try to end the night in a high note.

I don't want to get on Ausin's bad side when I have the opportunity of getting me a good push via being one of his friends. You gotta play it smart, dudebro.

Excuse me, Mr. Cold. It's wrong to physically assault a woman. Please apologize or I will have to leave.

basis

i would stop him and if he tried to resist i would beat him
men who hit women are pathetic and i would not stand by in the presence of evil

Scream like a baboon

WOOOOORLD STARRRRRRR

reach out to steve for the hot tag

Depends what she did to deserve it

You'll go far in this business kid

Basado brother

OH, HEELLLLL YEEEAAAH

AW HELL YEAH

Give him a hell yea.

kelol include me in the screenshot

FIGHT FOREVER

Stay out of it because it’s none of my business.

distract the ref while austin uses a foreign object

When the neighbors call the cops distract them with my heelish antics so Austin can use a foreign object on her and they're none the wiser

*WHACK*
>well as old stone cold here was tellin ya ya got to use the gimmick-
>Sorry to cut you off Steve, but this chicken is kind of dry, not a fan
>DEBRA GET IN HERE

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based stone cold learning from the GOAT
youtube.com/watch?v=s6hpizlADDk

From all accounts Debra was a massive cunt, she deserved to be beat

Based Dr. D

Call The Undertaker and have them tag team against her.

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That GOAT or this GOAT?

youtube.com/watch?v=BAMYF5HS-lg

Her panties were probably drenched the moment he started to choke her.

this. no one except for incels on the internet gave a shit that she got beat

based from me

>lemme ding-dong diddly slime her pusy or imma call the feds, ya hurrrrrd me?

Pop hard and start chanting as I watch a classic

mmmm I know mine would be

He cute

Blind tag his back mid-beating, take over the beating and stomp a mud hole in her ass.
Debra counters me with a low blow and gets her momentum back before I tag Stone Cold back in, he's white hot and it starts to turn into a slobber knocker before he hits the Stunner through the dinner table for the clean win. Toss Steve a cold one and we celebrate then he hits me with a Stunner out of nowhere to get his heat back before flipping us the bird and going to bed.

Get this kid a job as a booker

>pretend not to notice
how would this work at the dinner table if someone beat their wife in front of you? Do you just earnestly act like you were staring at your plate with your face an inch away from it?

put on a ref shirt and give him a title

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Give 'em a hell yeah

Mark out

Mine, too.

If this man goes to AEW im finished

Give him a countdown when he pins debra and starts raping her for the finish.

based
hey bud
want to join my stable?
namechads like us...
together we could rule this board
what do you say?

I say nothing and continue eating because it's none of my business.

VINCE
HIRE THIS MAN

I join in.

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Douse her unconcious body with some Broken Skull IPA

Imagine unironically believing Debra lmaoo

Look away and try not to listen as discussions between husband and wife are not my business

By making it a two on one handicap match

LET ME GET A HELL YEAH

Turn on my spotlight and cue my music. Make my entrance with my Singapore cane drinking and smoking. Clock the fuck out of Debra with my cane right as she was making her comeback then slam beers with Steve so we both go over.

youtu.be/gLehcE4eDdI?t=486

Laugh, say "based" and try sneak a pic to post for the boys on Yea Forums

badass

Stand and watch as he hits the stunner for the 3 count, then watch him walk across the room before he proceeds to recite his King of the ring speech at Debra, then toss him a beer.

So scream like your mom during the Trailer Park Derby of Summer 92

Join him and start stomping and dropping forearms on his wife

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Vases

After he gets the heat, make a hot tag for Debra, but stop short of actually slugging Austin, turn around and Horseman style beatdown Debra with Austin.

Stupid ass motherfucker, you don't make a hot tag with the guy who is currently getting the heat. The hot tag is made by the guy selling to the fresh guy in the corner, who proceeds to run wild on the guy who was getting the heat. If you're tagging Austin, it's not a hot tag, you're just cutting Debra off and working her over for the heat.

Start unscrewing random lightbulbs. Authority figures like refs and cops are psychologically compelled to give 100% of their attention to refastening anything that has been loosened.

Tell him to give the bitch a stunner

Do wrestlers call their spots during bouts of domestic violence?

Get a gentle erection, which I do not hide.
Spread my asscheeks and bend over

>people doing the only sensible thing

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