Describe one (1) real experience

a sphere in a empty space
self in the presence of other
timeless and formless
eternity without time
eternity without time
eternity without time
boredom and return
i'm mister meeseeks look at me
don't send me back there
i'm mister meeseeks look at me
don't send me back there
i'm mister meeseeks look at me
don't send me back there
i'm mister meeseeks look at me

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

If you ever fart in the void your ass is going to prolapse to the point your entire physical body will wrap around itself and then you'll acquire antimatter status

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my bike had a puncture but it would take over an hour to walk home so i just rode home with a flat front wheel tire even though it's probably bad for the wheel.

Lookin really ugly t.b.h.

Neat

im looking out the window

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the synthesis of being and unbeing is becoming

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dubs chek and vegan options r real
the phage mage does real too

BRILLIANT ! THANK U !!!!!!!!!!
(picter, not nonsense schizo comment)

I hardcore freaked out in the E.R. while they were getting me set up for some simple brain scans. Came in due to delirious thoughts and disorganized thinking, it ended up escalating to full-on panic attack quickly. I ended up getting my heart rate up too high for them to do anything but wait 15 minutes and administer tranqs. Then they shipped me off somewhere to decompress for a week.
Protip: if you ever commit yourself 'voluntarily' to any sort of medical institution, any kind of second thoughts you might express will quickly turn your plea for help into an extended stay.

I met some nise folks and made some art. Left in debt and clueless as to my condition. No longer qualified for active service, likely, and another blip on my background check.

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my life ended in 2016 and i've been living as a ghost ever since

it's not that great

Doing the laundry

Whatchu doin' wit' it?

dubs
>Describe one (1) real experience.
the smelle

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Waking up to see everything around me on fire, but with no smell of smoke or burning things. First time I learned I hallucinate at times

Nice carrot head

LLOOOOOOOLE top zoz.
>LLOOOOOOOLE top zoz.
{spoiler}(currently kekking as we speak at this post right here ){spoiler}

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spoopy

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It's okay he's a rap champion now

now i'm relieved

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when I'm trying to bite open a bag of chips or candy wrapper with my teeth but it slips out as I'm biting it and I get an awful tingling sensation all over my body

I almost gave a bear a concussion with a chunk of watermelon.
This happened at least ten years ago, while my dad's side of the family and I were on vacation at Big Bear Lake. We decided to check out an animal sanctuary in the neighborhood one day. Its biggest enclosure was for three bears, a mother and its two overgrown cubs. The caretakers would host a feeding session each day for these bears, and on the day we visited they were throwing chunks of watermelon into the enclosure. I wanted to partake, thinking I had a good enough throw from playing water polo to clear its 20-foot fence. The chunk I threw knocked some branches of a tree in the enclosure, and landed no more than a meter away from the mother bear's face while it was lying down with her cubs. I could tell this stunned her before she rolled the two cubs off and ambled further away from the fence.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Why am I so shitty with pronouns tonight?

jerking off before bed so you get extra tired so the shitty thoughts don't come

korghlöç aQụk! nuktụk aew öl eutụk gör.

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I didn't jack off at all. Besides, I was talking about referring to the mother bear as "it" or "her", not both.

Nothing officer

undocumented experience is life poured down the drain

The problem is, human, that you probably aren't seeing all of reality. If you are just viewing the universe through the electromagnetic waves, you don't see the orgonic matter, the particles with negative energy, or anything dimensionless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of everything, depending on the planet. So the laws of physics will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the electromagnetic interface to communicate with you, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible the world is like this.

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OK since you got dubs I guess I will share.
One time when I was in elementary school I was friends with this group of girls. The matriarch of the group was into what at the time I could only describe as hippy stuff she picked up from her hippy mom. She would read my palms and tell me how my day was going to be based on how red my hands were. Anyways I started questioning the accuracy of her readings and hanging out with the other girls more and more. Eventually she got the girls to chase me around the playground and pinned me to the ground and forced me to penetrate them or eat dirt. Should have eaten the dirt tbh....

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that's what she said

Tony's fun house just down the road from the boy scouts.

baby she's not even that good looking ngl. you're wasting your time, fren.

word