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woman beater
white redneck
hard pass

hes going to endorse beto o'rourke

Wait, they're doing TV from MSG?

Fiend gonna ding-dong diddly BTFO this fool

>via skype

In the arena or is it another skype call? Either way I'm guessing ticket sales aren't so hot.

Meltzer said Raw msg was pretty much sold out and SmackDown msg was struggling. So why would they have Austin on Raw and not SmackDown? Meltzer's full of shit. Raw tix must be going slow

>Steve please boost our ratings again

>can’t sell out
>ppppppplease stevr

Will he put over Bray?

This is where we see who the real marks are. Mick and Jerry put over /ourgimmick/, let's see if Ol' Stone Cole can put over a single young talent before he dies

GOD ITS SO GOOD TO BE HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW
>10 min promo about nothing
>Stunners someone
>Drinks beer
>Fucks off for another 3 months
wow

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nobody out there is worthy of stone cold givin them the rub
especially not the cringelord wyatt

“Wildcard”

Austin and KO drop Stunner on McMahon. “Zomg what gonna happen on Smackdown!?” Everybody buys tickets for Smackdown.

Lmao

And it will still draw my dimes.

"Please help us, Steve"

>here is a good chance for you to promote your new show again
seems pretty straight forward

Austin will never put anyone over

slow ticket sales

OH NO NO NO NO

>only special because he stopped appearing all the time
>stars appearing all the time

>expecting him to put over a fucking horror gimmick
are you guys delusional

This, he'd bury anyone to make himself look a bit better and people forget he is a redneck wife beater
If that scum actually gets a pop from the audience i give up - there is no hope for the mankind

Stone Cold was fucking crucified by Undertaker.

via skype

damn straight
mmmmm

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lol like it isn’t in the “Straight Up” show that contractually he doesn’t do a couple of hits on RAW to promote. Marks, all of you

While the true draw of the Attitude Era is raking in million AND MILLIONS of yuan with his blockbuster movies, Austinetty is on Raw every week now, begging people to watch his sure to be cancelled talk show. Why did Austin fail so hard at becoming a crossover star, lads?

[MANDIBLES INTENSIFIES]

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This is a man who walked out on wrestling entirely because he didn't want to put Brock goddamn Lesnar over, you really think he'd take shit from a perennial jobber with a goofy cartoon gimmick at this point?

vibrating

>Lights go out when Austin is shilling his redneck show
>Lights go back on, The Fiend appears behind Austin in the middle of the ring
>Austin turns around and just stunners him

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Reminder that Dwaynetty was forced to give up his anal virginity to make it in Hollywood. Batista managed to succeed without going gay.