/bant/ embassy

Hello [s4says]
it's time for another embassy
post your messages to your friends at /bant/ here and i'll deliver it

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/UAlkSdrO1DY
youtube.com/watch?v=CL78yNLlLmo
youtu.be/IZBlqcbpmxY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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*brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppp*

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A burger says:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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An aussie sends this pic and says that grilsy made it

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being sent now

delet

a brit sends this

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Another brit believes that if there is a god it will bow to him

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a czech says: fuck off S4shitters

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I’m the bloke that sent that, I just migrated from [s4s] and I think it’s an awful shame how far you lot have fallen. Not a single funny thread comes from this board anymore and it’s contaminated with doremi shitters and namefigs. I don’t get why you post here.

a burger tells that a revelation led him to it.

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someone sends this

welcome to bant in that case friend
hope you enjoy your stay

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An anonymous burger wishes you to die of ass cancer

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a russian tranny sends dis

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a brit sings:
All in all you're just a'
'nother brick in the waalllll

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an aussie posts this pic with the caption: /bant/ on the left

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And a burger tells all of [s4s] to fuck off

a nice user says that you are always welcome in my fortresses so long as you bring a single carbon atom.

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a burger says this: Fuck off faggots, we’re full.

while a nice italian man believes that s4s is too nice

A burger with the trip !NUKEMYEJfQ wants all europoors to blow it out their ass

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tell them "fuck off retard"

Why are you so obsessed with the -agicks?

An argie wishes to inform you that something bad happened to your embassy

being sent now

wish you were here

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in response a burgery user says that this was not very nice
with pic as accompaniment

sending

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shut up stupid retard

That makes 5 brits.

I knew [s4s] was approximately 31% brits

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Another burger says that your mothers gay your room smells like smegma, and your ass is filled with super aids and cum. also fuck off

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a burg has this to say:
henlo s[four]es

ty for memeing the interim time frames on bant and other raided forms

sent

but that is only 3
you're bad at counting frend

Funny as fuck, give him my applause

sended

The absolute state of [s4s]

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he says that you are no longer required

don't be rude commie boi
we're all freinds here

send this

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Rate this yosho

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sending now

i personally r8 8/8
let's see what the others say

a burg man believes it is worth 6 fortresses out of seven and a half astartes.
i think that's a lot

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send them this

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Tell them well alright then baby I'm with ya 100% come here I wanna tell ya sumthin'
youtu.be/UAlkSdrO1DY

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Yes, it is indeed quite a high rating.
Hello, citizens of [s4s], I am /bant/'s father: Rogal Dorn.

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sending

a man who on principal drinks coffee wants to know if s4s can purple text

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this message seems to have been corrupted
nevertheless i hope you can enjoy it

> 2019
> cigarettes

And you, the disease of abuse, or two?

> B occide one
E? a competitive life for a long life?

>Its poison!
You don't have enough fire to be tested, it is impossible

> It's ... face to face!
Who bought a piece of peaco from one day closed

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Egypt says you're "Fucking piss gurgling niggers"

And a leaf sends this image with the caption "Brzzzzzzz"

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a coffee drinking buddy asks what you think of this wigglel

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too slow

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Coconut sends his regards

I'll tell him

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A russian wants to know if [s4s] can meme this

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deliver my message

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Turkey says that Touhou sucks

I shall

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bant is even worse tbh

Punished Sataniafag says: "Yea Forums? What a fitting name for a shitty board. My shit is less shitty than the shit posted everyday on Yea Forums"

An user sends this image and simply says: "Cot"

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he also sends this one

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where did you find this picture of me?

tell turkey they need jesus

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Punished Sataniafag also says: "fuck nice posters"

sent

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Tell that user that Romania is based

I'm not a fucking commie you freak

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Tell them to stop bullying the Karen

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my face when I see lesser-caste /bant/figs

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ROMANIA, FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR BOARD

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Bumstead hopes that all of you are well and says "Moo!"

sent!

you wanna share the wealth and marx is your favorite philosopher
clear commie boi

sending

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Sir Thomas of the Northwest Territories gives you this image and says "Haha check out this meme"

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A dutchy sends this:
"The kot got muh thong"

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Punished Sataniafag sends you all this message:
"*ahem*
Yea Forums... What a fitting name for such a piece of shit board. You're God damn right, it's Shit Yea Forums Says, my diarrhea has more meaningful things to say than those faggots on Yea Forums I'd rather jerk off a lion than post on Yea Forums I'd smother myself with a dirty Indian street shit before going there, Yea Forums so fuckin sucks it fucks, Yea Forums so suckin fucks it sucks. Bottom line, Yea Forums blows and I don't like niceposters."

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Thank u fren

Punished Sataniafag says that K*ren is a fuckin Slag piece of ass that gets railed every night by the Supreme Gentleman who bought her for five dollars
he also called you a son of a whore

no problem buddy!!

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tell him satania smells like cheese and i like it

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Sataniafag also sends this with love

sending

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Haha check out this meme

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Why do they have to be so mean

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go back there retard

STOP

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The doors locked and I can't find my keys so I can't get the baseball cards you wanted after all. I'm sorry friend.

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the nice burgery user wishes to remind all residents of s4s that they are still welcome to enter his fortress, provided they bring a single carbon atom ofc
He also says that it is a very nice fort

i have checked it

i dunno
fun maybe?
should i ask him?

Sorry friend, i am bound by my duties to also send rude messages

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Punished sataniafag thinks you are very based and welcomes you to /bant/

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Wears hoodie inside out and socks wet as ur toilet floor

Gey

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Please ask him why so mean to Karen. She did nothing wrong.

very rude
you can only wear tightly fit suits and fez's in the embassy

sending now

what does /bant/ have to offer that [s4s] doesn't, aside from dumb fights over who has the best country?

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pic is my answer, maybe more user activity
but let's see what he has to say

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Fuck off I haven't shared shit and Marx is a fraud.

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posting on bant just feels like something a cute boy would do you know

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you got a response!
he says "OH she did nothing wrong? She did nothing wrong, nothing wrong with this dick, since sucking and fucking are the only skills that Slag has."

you wish that the ussr never fell and voted for bernie sanders

why thank you
I'll relay the message to the rest of the bantilopes
you should probably clean your room btw

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KAREN IS PURE! PURE!

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he says:
"Nothing, we have nothing to offer but bullying and shit talking, stay in your shithole."

sent

woah trips is Evangelion

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

you got this in the mail

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TELL HIM I'LL TRANSFORM INTO AN ANTI BULLY RANGERIF HE DOESN'T STOP

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ask them what they think of this
youtube.com/watch?v=CL78yNLlLmo

sedning

this too

A Brazil wishes to make /bant/ porn ad free and so asks for s4s exception status

user says that it was helpful
and a coffee drinker said it was the homeopathic fetish of the ethnostate

he says he'll turn you into a liquid shit if you don't stop defending the "Slag"

IM GOING TO _________ YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR A NEW _________.

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beeopbeopbobobeeeobopbeoppppp

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youtu.be/IZBlqcbpmxY
One of my favorites!

call them a bunch of towels

THAT'S IT
TELL HIM I'LL BEAT HIS BUTT IF HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT ME AND KAREN LIKE THAT

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Sent!

SHE OFFERS HERSELF FOR FREE HAHAHAHA
I wanted Yugoslavia to not fall.

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I principally drink coffee, buddy said, "assforceass is now feeling veeerrry sleepy"

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user says, "Ask them if they, too, smoke cigarettes.
If they do not, call them a "peat gavel" or a "sandstone maul.""

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Kot id When?

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STOP STOP POSTING THAT

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sent

checking to see if this still works

It appears as though it does, citizen of [s4s]

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there you have it
the oldfag way of board-to-board communication

Dubs!

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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

They say, "Tell him I'll slap him across the face with my greasy American cock if he thinks he can talk to me that way."

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Someone sends this bird

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Why hello there Bumstead, having a good morning I hope?

The middle East sends.
Sent

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It ain't bad. Still kinda tired. You?

I'm doing well, I've found ways other than my classes so I can actually learn stuff that will let me not go broke in the real world, plus I just had an amazing cup of coffee so I feel great right now

do you know if bant has recovered from the war yet, i want to go home

I like this image very much

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it's already memed

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Tunisia sends this

the frog vs cirno war?
nah that's still going
though it's a bit cold rn

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A brit wishes to remind everyone of perro caca

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