Saturday;s Asian Gorl thread...
now with schizo kid fuckers...
Your fortune: Outlook good
Saturday;s Asian Gorl thread
William Price
Adam Perez
I am testing something
Colton Clark
What are you testing...?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Cameron Gray
user is testing to see if he can f*ck underage Asian Gorl!
Schizo kid f*ckers... can't trust 'em!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Ayden Carter
Jacob Kelly
Thirteen inch penis getting jammed in Asian Gorl's ragu!
Spread eagle style!
The schizo kid fuckers aren't just breaking them in, they're breaking them in half!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Landon Cruz
Asian Gorl... invade my mouth! Slap your warm, sticky tongue in my cheeks. Make me feel icky and dirty with your saliva kissing magic. I want to feel ashamed... I want to feel bad, like a dirty piggy. Asian Gorl make me cry! Make me cry... my sexual feelings are perverted and psychosomatic... I want to cry and cum and feel dirty and love you like a rainbow of colors (especially the color pink (that's the color of violence...))
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Juan Hernandez
Asian Gorl makes me feel guilty... makes me feel regret and pity. Negative emotions... seuss is attached to feeling negative! He falls in love with his negativity! He likes feeling bad... Asian Gorl brings out of him psychosomatic trauma; jerking himself off into a frustrated anxiety, seuss feels nothing but bitter hatred for himself... which only furthers his love and bond with Asian Gorl!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Levi Clark
What's that... seuss is ugly? seuss is a monster... a stupid brainless monster... incapable of even the smallest tasks... seuss can't do anything right, even his emotional responses are insipid! There is no creative avenue for seuss, no imperative for artistry... seuss is only good for a fuckpuppet, a simple stringed mannequin, toyed with by some stilts! The puppeteer swings his hands, seuss dances to the tune of the puppet master! There are strings on seuss... big... thick... stringys which are white and viscous... (that's gay (yes very gay...))
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Isaac Hughes
an hypothesis
David Ward
nice feets ninja kitty!
cute boys want to f*ck seuss... he lets them, but he still cries out for Asian Gorl! only asian gorl can cure his rapid libido...
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Evan Powell
Hmmmmmmmnnggggghhh :))))))
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Luis Jones
the schizo asian gorls...
This is my new mommy, Asian Gramgrams... she found me some nice boys at the park to play with. They seem really excited to meet me (I don't rly get why...) but at least i have some friends now! It's been so long since I could share my feelings with some buddos...! Thanks Asian Gramgrams!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Justin Ramirez
Wphew...
Almost had another nightmare there..
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Xavier Diaz
Asian Gorl thread here!
Post your Asian Gorl stuffs...
Your fortune: Outlook good
Isaac Ross
These Asian Gorl threads have been so calm lately. I'm glad... I almost forgot what it was like to have a nice little thread to myself...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Nicholas White
So sometimes I'll be in the bed reading and I'll think to myself...
"Man I love Asian Gorl. She's so rad..." and then I remember you know? That itching feeling... she's not there! So I go back to reading...
Usually the novel is good.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Jordan Hall
In the Asian Gorl thread... ambiance is key. The peace of the climate is a must; all must be tranquil! There can be no irregularities! A still, and discordant tone stings the air. An errant and chilling psychopathy haunts the setting, like an invisible specter, toning the mystique of Asian Gorl threads to his liking...
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Logan Reyes
The Asian Gorl threads have been doing pretty good...
People don't bully you when you read books in the twenty first century... at least not at length! Reading all these novels by Asian authors has given me a new sense of self-esteem! From now on, I will have Asian sexuality! I will be turned into heteronormative Asian seuss, with Asian sensibilities! (No one really encourages the African-American sexuality in seuss anyway so it won't be missed too much...)
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Leo Martin
Only slept five hours...
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Jaxon Allen
Oh I hate these days...
Every so often I have a thunderclap headache, and my brain gets really foggy! Foggy, boggy... Studies indicate that people with Dissociative Amnesia can't form new memories (can't form new memories (their short term memory is bad...))! They cling onto the long term memories (long term memories...(memories from a long time ago...))! In light of this, their entire ability to form emotional bonds with new memories, is stunted. They may even need to be reminded constantly of who they are or other important information...
Then there's the Dissociative Identity disorder... a person enters into a fugue! A fugue state. A mentally correspondent contour! The mind builds walls and barracks to block out painful memories... so much so that it creates alternate personalities to help bypass the pain. The mind doesn't want to deal with the pain! Who wants to deal with extra pain, extra work!? Not your mind, that's for sure. Were you Kevin today? Too bad! You've become Kurt! Jane yesterday, Janet the next! In times like this I must remind myself of Asian Gorl! Remind myself of why I love her so much...
Your fortune: Outlook good
Jeremiah Jackson
Sick seuss... very, very sick! Needs medicine... Or at least a good blanket! Asian Gorl's blanket should be warm enough! It will envelop me, warm me to the bone...
>“'Elevated and noble music cannot penetrate the ears of the worldly wise' and 'Everyone sings street-songs but very few can join in singing such learned airs as ‘Shining Spring’ and ‘White Snow.’' It’s a waste of effort to try and force those incapable of seeing more than outer forms to understand the inner brilliance of their own souls. It is like pressing a shaven priest to do his hair in a bun, like asking a tunny-fish to deliver a lecture, like urging a tram to abandon its rails, like advising my master to change his job, like telling Tatara to think no more about money. In short, it is exorbitant to expect men to be other than they are. Now the cat is a social animal and, as such, however highly he may rate his own true worth, he must contrive to remain, at least to some extent, in harmony with society as a whole."—Natsume Soeseki, I am a Cat
Your fortune: Average Luck
Jaxson Cook
>"At the present day, and in this country, as I find by my own experience, a few implements, a knife, an axe, a spade, a wheelbarrow, &c., and some for the studious, a lamplight, stationery, and access to a few books, rank next to necessaries, and all can be obtained at a trifling cost. Yet some, not wise, go to the other side of trade for ten or twenty years, in order that they may live,—that is, keep comfortably warm,—and die in New England at last. The luxuriously rich are not simply kept comfortably warm, but unnaturally hot; as I implied before, they are cooked, of course à la mode."—Henry Thoreau, Walden
Asian Gorl can spy... into the future. The aperture bends and collides... the kaleidoscopic refractions pick out a singlemost idea! This clairvoyance imitates art... picking at the fineness of things, in relation to its sameness! Asian Gorl's ability is no big secret, but it's also nothing special either... Grasping, groping around through consciousness, Asian Gorl can pick apart destiny, render it subdued to her extrasensory thought! Extrasensory ability... capable of healing the mind! Mental illness rendered obsolete, entirely cured! Asian Gorl may yet be famous, if only we could make her powers instrumental in my healing! Asian Gorl and seuss, dream team for medical science!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Matthew Taylor
Asian Gorl is a countryside vixen! Living in the mountains... she eats potatoes and drinks goat's milk. The elixirlike restorative adds to her plump bosom and derriere! "Would you like some latkes? Ja? Good for you!" Asian Gorl recites in her southern accent! Deep in the pastels of South Korea, Asian Gorl is a cultural landmark, tessellated through the soft and subtle vibrations of time! A completely socialized portrait of a young woman!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Jason Wilson
Asian Gorl and seuss depart from the nightclub to visit a cheap motel! They're really horny! They fidget and itch at the reception desk, drunkenly asking for a room!
"Hey.. uh, you have a room for three days? We got the uh H1Z1 and we need to shack up for a few hours until it passes.." Asian Gorl's snorting and ribald laughter pierces the irony!
The receptionist kindly offers them a room and they scurry to the third floor like children at a playground!
"Go, go, go! Hurry up!" Asian Gorl gleefully slaps seuss' back; her eyes widen with intense excitement and overpowering lust... it's as if she hasn't had sex in months!
Finally, making it to the bedroom... seuss puts on some music! The cassette deck begins the post-rock which soothes Asian Gorl's spirits! As they tear at each other in foreplay, salivating and kissing, the two enter into a rhapsody of sexual adventure. A journey of the body! What was supposed to be a fun romp had turned into a sexual epic! With epiphanic highs, and lows of denouement, the room swirls into a creative musical! Ceiling lamps cascading the room from bright orange, to a soft red, as the sun rises through the window; revealing a cool and crisp morning blue! The sunrise: a matte on the easel of their sexcapade!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Andrew Anderson
Alright! A full eight hours of sleep...
seuss has gotten some nap time, hopefully he can find some more energy somewhere that isn't attached to his primary life force!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Justin Hall
Lots of animosity in the Asian Gorl thread!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Jace Jones
Asian Gramgrams was really nice to me! She gave me a kiss on the lips... and it made my penis really hard! Almost a full nine inches... I felt weird so I thought I shouldn't tell anybody; but Yea Forums posters are nice and they would never tell a secret!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Nathan Hall
Schizo kid fuckers on the rise again...
Your fortune: Bad Luck