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'nah its essential' ~jointsip~
fuckin fuckup dumbass idiot

'yea yo my "OBJECT RECOGNITION" is like, top notch & shit, cause i did a buncha acid & played this video game... so now yknnow when people need me for "OBJECT RECOGNITION" they cant believe how attuned i am ... to OBJECT RECOGNITION"
fry brain fuckup

im DOUBTFUL it even HELPS with pain . . . stupid stoner excuse

eyyo frybrain

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a question and/or request for mr munny mane

funsized balloons

take it away mary sue

king size balloons

JESUS CHRIST IS MY NIGGA

youtube.com/watch?v=yy30kMeZYGI

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~introDOOcin~
a classic lost to time

introPOOcin

you are banned from monky.

i am the creator of monky.
you are banned from monky.

you could be the creator of the universe for all i care you are still banned from monky.

I am Eric, co-creator of Awesome Show and you are banned from monky

what does weed help with bitch what the fucking fuck does weed help with bitch

did you get the license plate?

the license plate was very far away and I did not have my glasses

i.pomf.fun/vyw74k.mp3

Your fortune: Average Luck

yeah....... yeah sure did
did i tell that story here?
i didnt even tell that story here
WHAT?
SAAAAAAAAAAAGE

stop saging for no reason you fucking asshole

such a dumb retard stoner comment bitch but you're a smart guy! back up what you said then bitch! back it up fuckhead

weed cures cancer

whadda u uhh... NOT have monkey thread pinned? whadda u ermmmm,,,, whadda u only clicc munhi when it shows up at top of board? whadda u not have monkey thread open in its own tab with auto refresh enabled ? psh... pft... hah...

'these fuckin toads outta my thread theres only one toad im talkin to and its hamhock for a head man & when he kllams up like this i get real frustrated !

pipe up fuckhead let's hear it
pipe up motherfucker

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'these fuckin toads outta my thread theres only one toad im talkin to and its hamhock for a head man & when he kllams up like this i get real frustrated !

pipe up shithead "nah weed is pretty essential"

pamphlet on weed middle school project starts with just starts paragraph:
"weed is pretty essential. it helps with a lot of stuff."
fuckin.... dumb shit

hey maybe it wasnt monkey man
hey maybe it wasnt him
maybe he said the thing about tolerance breaks
but idk if he'd use da wae meme.
idk
he's used my memes before & that came as a surprise
he usually capitalizes
but that last reply to the post SEEMS most like what he would say
but also he drinks a lot so maybe he wouldnt say that

mAmoughe ramfraoaoaoaughe manky mAAAAn answer mAAAy plAAAAyze

mAmoughe ramfraoaoaoaughe manky mAAAAn fack mAAAy plAAAAyze

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Can you imagine

I KNOW WHAT HES LOOKING AT ~!~!~!~

asnwer me bith c fuckign answer me bitch i go out for the night and come back and nothing from you btich? answer me idot

I'm a monkey

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Weed ain't essensho acid is

I factually have no idea what's going on

MONKEY MAN !?????????????!!!!!!!!

i knew it wasnt u monkey man i knew it !!!

whys it essential bitch hm bitch hm? you got somethin to show for your acid trip? na but rly do u? how does it translate eh? you can prattle on for an extra seven minutes about how you think the universe works? this is the culmination of your inglorious odysseys ? nonsense. poppycock. 'the fuck cares. sux. be a living example bitch are you a living example of its essentiality? yea didnt think so.

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whicha janked ass above ground pool

Nigger. Just because I dont cast my pearls everywhere dont mean I cant shine

this is revelational

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

yea. just because you cant seem to cast them just about ANYWHERE doesnt mean you wont before you're forty! horseshit.

I ain't tryna fight u do, I no I live for that shit but I ain't eem Witit, my bad roosta

give him some more time send him another undeserved check he's got a nuevopsychedelic autobiography in the worx! trAAAAAAAsh fuck yOOOOOu

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Dafuq do me being 40 got anythin to do with nothin?

pissen inna closet binshe

pisspuddle in the closet ass nigga
'tsjust, yknow, your acid heydays are far behind you so you'd think there'd be some ACTUALIZATION that resulted from that but i guess it's got a hell of a half life & thAAAAAAAAAts why we're all still waiting yea thAAAAAAt's it , seminal work still gestating two decades later incubating stagnating gathering dust

Undeserved check but you got trips???

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trips! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
trips! wooh!
dublel dublels! wooh!
dublel dublels! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!

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Decades? We ain't been aquainet but fo 4 yurs

Why u gotta be so mf ruuuuude

no i mean AFTER your ACID HEYDAY. not AFTER you met ME why would i be referring to the point at which u met ME?

I see how it is whicho mean ass. Ain't nem not once this nibba stopped being mean ommfl

aw na cmon yea i have cmon now.
i think it's like
when i think someone else thinks they're the shit
it just drives me up a wall
really truly being honest here
perhaps that's revealing something more subconscious that you can glean
but yeah
i remember when i was first goin out with my x
she'd give off that vibe
& so "think yr the sh*t" was a lil joke towards the beginning
& every time she'd be even a little bit lukewarm about denying it
it'd annoy the hecc outta me
& then of course cue "ME" and how much "I" would annoy "MYSELF" if i was not "MYSELF"
so yea
hypocrite central
lil bit
aherm
~sip

Well damn I guess I better start quotin niggas mo...

>two decades later incubating stagnating gathering dust

I ain't known a nigga but 5 yrs tops I get what you sayin dou... .

i got you foo, dang

Oh.

Well thank you for checking.

i.pomf.fun/vyw74k.mp3

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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yeah.... you GOT ME? cause it has nothing to DO with how LONG you've known ME
doesn't have to DO with that

when electioneering

BRO

why you gotta hate in the first place if you don like sum speak yo mind.. at least roun me... I dont take shit personal

>I trust I can rely on your vote
ohhhhh thaaaaaaats what he saaays
i thought it was like
'just like in a lion'
or somethin

uhmmmmmmmmm
okay well yeah im speakin my mind am i not?
i am quite candid
i wasn't roused to explain my thought process from the beginning
i'll speak my MIND but i dont always DELVE IN & dismantle its inner workings for others' benefit
but that's what i did
layin it all out on the line

That ain't what I was tryna say no way my nigga, damn!
Dx

'tsjust,,,, makes me feel like im MISSIN OUT, i guess, cause id like to try it, but do not have easy access, and am worried that my mind state would result in a bad trip, although i have done mushrooms a bunch of times, and while i would not consider them eessential, i can certainly see how a strong psychedelic can result in epiphanies to some degree

and then the next day is sorta different in ways..... but then the day after that everything is normal again and you "REMEMBER" those epiphanies in theory but you're just a human again and it's so hard to change the things that you knew should be changed in the midst of the trip, ykno . cant imagine acid is much different

the richard alpert / ram dass paradigm

>on my burner channel that the Jews don’t know about yet
lOoOOooOOo OO o o o Oo O Oo O o Oo o o l
fuckin ba-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaased

Well I've been fucking around with some fxs.... maybe I will make it after all .... broskee:)

Checked

what is that what WHAT fxs? fragile x syndrome?
what what what is thsi what is thsi

Chill playa you'll see:) I ain't tryna hype shit up tho u no me *-*

'siz what he does he reverts to some cute lil game when sh*t gets too real & he doesnt have the energy level to earnestly discuss the damn subject matter it all turns into a little game im sure his x would agree , all fun & games with this dude , when he is not in the mood

what does he mean by fucking fxs what the fuck does he fucking mean by it

cute lil game that no one else wants to play , very dismissive in a sort of passive cat&mouse way , i know my way around this dude at this poijnt, wrappa wrounda pinky finga

O come on... FX..?..?

You dont watch anything without no special fx...

i take things too seriously too often for his taste & he TAPS OUT & plays this lil game , to relieve himself from it, ...... and yet nothing better to do on his end , crappy ol hand me down lap top probly doesnt even use a fucken mouse, middle of trackpad extra shiny from his dumb fat finger rubbing it all the time

ah. alright. well. you made it sound like a substance. idk. you're TRYING OUT special effects? like VIDEOGRAPHY? 'fuck do you MEAN
youtube.com/watch?v=EN_VBc98dzg&t=4

X0 why u gotta be so mean???? Friendly reminder that u have my info and 'this' doesn't have to be cute or incomprehensible

you're being cryptic, NOT me. it's ALL out in the open with me. you're in some sorta "MOOD" rn. this isnt the monkey man i know & love.

not even BEING mean. i explained WHY i came off as RUDE. it started with the statement that "weed is essential" which wasnt u? & then by the time u got here i guess u were annoyed that i was talkin crap again when the original post that i thought was you wasnt even you, so you were like "welp here this dude goes again with this bullshit" & so you did not want to offer me the luxury of raw mister monkey man stylee

No I ain't nigga you got my info and you ain't said shit to me yet even after I chugged my pride.. thats all I know.

does this call for omegle quickchat? you wanna quickchat omegle interest momqorom? why do you mention this. i havent said shit. that's good, no? what's your problem

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nothing you say adds UP, i didnt say shit to you even after you swallowed your pride? ...... OKAY????????? like what the fucking FUCK does this mean

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omegle text chat interest momqorom if you got beef i do not mean any ill will

doesnt fucking add up with this dude

Well then damn maybe I'm the wrong monkey then

all started with that fuckin RANDO that said "bderp weed is essential"
thanks a lot shit head !

WAITING ON OMEGLE INTEREST MOMQOROM . . . STANDING BY . . . . CONFLICT RESOLUTION NIGHT SHIFT . . .

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I'm a phone fag

HUH? did something happen elsewhere? that you thought was me? cause uhh.. IT WASNT

& now....

jus trying to confuse me at this point? that what's happening? its like you're trying to be cryptic to not reveal your actual issue,,,,,,,, which is why we can take it to OMEGLE interest MOMQOROM, WHICH U CAN ACCESS from ur phone, if thats what u wanna do. we can HASH it OUT PRIVATELY if u have beef ! sheesh !

No... you should know what I mean tho -_-

And what is this thread even all I know is that I'm a nigger

& now.....

i know what you mean but what does that have to do with anything? i have not been malicious in regards to that at all. only purely generic trash talk having to do with drugs, mostly stemming from you not proffering a serious answer, which is usually why i enjoy chatting with you...

and you're saying that i DIDNT say anything so like what the FUCK is the issue

whats the issuAAAAAAAoAoAoAoAughe

*-*

*-*

Starstruck.. basicklee

[fortune hidden="k fine i come clean? fine one little allusion. completely unnecessary and uncalled for. i apologize. but i mean GOOD LUCK to ANYONE tryina decipher it! surprised YOU even noticed"]
SOUP 2 NUTZ
[/fortune]

'ever. 'cares.

k fine i come clean? fine one little allusion. completely unnecessary and uncalled for. i apologize. but i mean GOOD LUCK to ANYONE tryina decipher it! surprised YOU even noticed"]
SOUP 2 NUTZ

loathe the fucking shit out of you dipshit idiot fuckhead SAAAAAAAAAGE

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

i FORTUNE-HID it, monkey man. i FORTUNE-HID it and some DIPSHIT thought it'd be funny to DECLASSIFY it
fuck yOoOoOOoOOou

Sparlen Declassified

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Stay mad,, knew you would anyway

was groomsman @ frens wedding and there was a guest, let's call him "JACK", who was another good friend of ouurs, that brought his gf, and at a certain point she leans on me to put her shoe back on, cause she was durnk, and then she starts givin me a hickey rite ? & then she stops & she's like "so... yknow"~hairtwirl~ .....& this was RIGHT in the dining hall where the dance floor was so there was no way i would have caved to her advances. but then later on , i see her with the best man, "DAVE", who barely gets any pussy if im bein honest here, (but is not a disfigured or strange looking gentlemen, although his eyes are a little close together for my taste)...... anyway so i see her with DAVE, and they are MAKIN OUT HARDCORE like RIGHT BY the fuckin bar, which was one room and 8 open doors away from the dining hall, so basically out in the open where there was a LOT of foot traffic, and its just like, are u that desperate my man? cause he is also in our circle of friends so that could easily ruin shit between he & JACK. plus she's not even that hot. ............ & so later, when JACK came around & said bye to me he's like "looks like (my gf) is gna go home with DAVE!" & so that was some textbook cuck shit. but then he reiterates to me "jus watch man, next couple weeks, imma call this thing quits, im done with her, next couple weeks, watch, i wanna be single anyway", which was a thing he had already been saying before that

see how much i CARE? see how HUMAN i am? i hope this is of some solace. i truly care and am empathetic and conscientious in this matter

knew i would WAT... fortune-hide it? psh. you dont think i'm fully aware there are spiteposters waiting to pounce at all hours? gotta notha thing comin
o nooooo my generic ass storyyyyy arrrrrrg

basically i dont think i was careful enough in how i charged the sigil and so things got outta control.

aha na but srsly. this caused me to introspect quite a bit. the idea of torturing the monkey felt natural in an odd way. i subconsciously knew it was a thing to hate monkeys but could never quite put my finger on why that was the case. (although i can recall things like "stoopid monkey stoodios" & [YouTube] Gorillaz Phase One: Kong Studios Tour (embed) , which really took me off guard in particular) ... is it a peripheral expression of self-preservation, a disgust for disfigured & unfit humans? is it the psychosomatic underbelly of the uncanny valley? is it a side effect of my Al Madrigal Jew Blood Damage Syndrome? my unpleasant childhood experience with a puppet named chimpy? is its presence on youtube a multi-tiered clever jewish trick to eventually ban "hate speech" by stoking a known hatred for animals like pitbulls and baby monkeys in a distasteful way? lack of empathy gone awry? not sure. probably uncanny valley tbh. freaks me out though. i never really hated the monkey or sadistically reveled in the idea of monkey torture, it stemmed from my frustration with the inanity of the thread & its haunting persistence. there was very little to work with and so eventually that mysterious penchant for monkey hatred became a "thing i'd do". i just rolled with it after a while. i've become sick to my stomach thinking of the imagery i conjured though, and if i could go back, would never have done it. ~movie ending where-are-they-now type vibe~ i've since come to love monkeys, i now cite them as one of my favorite animals. i am currently looking for an opportunity to pick up a cute monkey plushy

jacks gonna log on & see this any second how the fuck am i gonna explain this1

oh funny thing bout that... dave knows she came onto me
but jack....? no clue. & we chill a bunch still.
l oO Oo Oo o Oo O OO l

>we chill
BRRRRGGGH!!!!!
I hope you guys have a coat!!

'sn*gga not realize that the flattery of having my own words re-posted by others far outweighs any detriment of declassification? 'fuckin real (apostrophe = get... as in get real)

mister monkey how do you keep plugging along? are there outside motivating factors? i had a friend mention that he might be moving outta state and so for a week straight i made a bunch of things to share as a last huzzah, but he indefinitely postponed those plans and for weeks afterwards i have had a visceral aversion to sitting down and making more of these same things without the same external motivation! i am sick of it! every plan i devise is of no use! every silly little schedule i set, every motivating journal entry, nothing sticks like that type of external motivation! i have an 'ultimate external motivation' but i've had it for a few years and i am too comfortable knowing that it remains waiting for me! if this u.e.m. were to show signs of faltering? i'd go into overdrive and make a bunch of those things again! sick of this cycle! do you read self-help? was there a self-help jumpoff that really kicked you in the nuts? what was it? pls advice thank u!

hah. HAH. yeah. i 'member, i thougt to myself, are there any other terms besides "chill" & "hang out" that i commonly use, that mean the same thing? & there really arent. there really isnt anything that quite conveys the same thing. we "meet up"? we "convene"? nothing quite captures the same meaning as "HANG OUT" . . .

i wonder is this dude like... mad? is he upset with me and so he is blowing his load of declassified posts cause he's pissed at me or somethin? he said "stay mad" like he's actually annoyed with me. could just be the largely indifferent 'spiteposter thrill' of defying others' wishes. 'ever. 'cares.

i plugged YOUR MOM last night

k now the captchas are REALLY gettin to be SOMETHIN FIERCE... chr*st...... windsor buy me pass :))))))) pay it 4ward :)) with Quicc Bucc fortune :)) pls

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footage here

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sparks has a micropenis

h'heh.
youtube.com/watch?v=IbeKNAFA7SQ&t=428

"in back of"

member "boy you got the tiny penis" ?
AHHAH AHH AHA HHA H AHHA HAHH AHA HHA HHA HAHH AHA HHA A
funny motherfucker

funny motherfucker oh man whew best laff on tha innanet 2day whew ~clap clap~

footage here of sparlen's peepee

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even remi mane was like "na"
loOooOooOOoOOoOOol

so this guy rite? he's def not pissed .. no... no i think he sees that i'm particularly active and is trying for easy replies. but ... idk. nowhere to go with this. really a bit of a dead end. & then there's the subject of having this saved. even if it's just bait. dont get it. 'ever. 'cares.

i saved it, trimmed and compressed it to 2mb, and posted it here for you to see

how do you like THEM apples

check this one out rite? think i got a new one rite? ready?

fistula.

monkey fistula

interestin. you jus uhhh.. you went lookin for it? just for this purpose? 'ever. 'cares. you're not a compelling character.

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the Walt Disney company is stealing ideas from mank threads now? o man

sry that was rude. u could be maybe. luv u

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i think spalen's gonna kill his mom out of frustration.....

woa....... hey......... none-a that

when you wish upon a mank....

anime

manky mrAoAoAoAughne forgive mAAAAAAAAy

this is a walt disney thread, fuckstain. your god hiyazu miyazaku even admitted you people were a mistake

j-pop

nigger bop

if you're a nigger browsing these threads, you may as well fuck off, as you are not welcome here. you will be greeted with a crack in the skull and within a minute of your excruciating torment you'll meet your maker. stay the fuck away if you don't wanna get hurt.

dubs

loooOoOoOooOl... who comes UP with this stuff!

you

she bop
he bop
we bop

i bop
you bop
they all bop

come down to the local library and i'll make sure you have a good time.

Doobe deebe i spot dubsies

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faggots

what the heck dude?

shut up, dick

youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI

yr a special kinda stupid aintcha ~growlscream~ AINTCHA

saunter into thread promptly become agitated that a robust discussion was taking place cant fuckin handle it gotta spew a little bit of nonsense their way bang up job my man some groundbreaking commentary right there yr d×ck must be like giant & stuff haha hell yea

one silly sacka shit.

~eyerubbe~

morneen

did i just walk into the fucking roleplay thread lmao.

monkey man........

oo oo aa aa mowgli swimgem from tree mane ???????

head of ham?

monkey man...

hamhock for a head man....

i have a complaint regarding Yea Forums meme culture.

lO OO Oo Oo o Oo OOo O OO Oo Oo A o AhAH aH HAh ao hoAH AH hAHh AHo aoOo Oo O Oo O ll Ll Ll L l

so it's about all this fart and feces humor. some people legitimately are turned on by farts and take it upon themselves to spam their gross fetish on every board they go to and then you have others who just join in because "haha ironic fart humor" and it really needs to stop.
i thought it would just be a phase but it's only gotten worse and worse over the last year. how long until people gets tired of posting about shit and piss and farts?

moot if you see this post please do something about it.

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lol'd pretty hard at this post

yeah but.... its ... its different in monkey thread. ... monkey scat humor been around for decades . . . . millennia ..., way before atrazine & plastics fucked up a generation . . . .

its facking diffrAAAAAAAnt

nice trips. *farts* haha ironic fart humor lol

an inquiry for a certain mr. moe key

Monkey Man I have a question

Monkey man can I ask you a question

Can I ask you a question monkey man?

I have a question monkey man

Monkey man I have to ask you a question.

& now...

& then...

monkey mank mann

get a fuckin thunder to his neck

tie his hands and feet and play his favorite tune

There's something frighteningly wrong with your brain. If you want to be friends with me, be friendly. If you want to be a dick, be a dick. I'm not interested in interacting with a person that acts the way you do.

what makes you think i'm not already acting out option number 2?

sheesh just lyric gosh
youtube.com/watch?v=anRkutaPS9w&t=149
funny how u refuse to reply!!!!!! until u feel slighted

QRTR MILYIN OFFA SOX

here i am politely wanting to ask question , for hours , and then i post lyric ????? moving on not caring about ur reply anymore ????? cause im getting GHOSTED? & then lyric gest posted & u take wrong way and alla sudden angery. 'diculous

'sn*gga talkin bout frighteningly wrong lol yea for YOU maybe yea cause YOU'RE butt hurt from yesterday , complete over reaction on ur part, utter poppycock. if u so frightened i'd be cautious bout tellin ME there's somethin wrong with ME u feel me ????? not that i would betray my morals for such a silly little thing but like, ... watcha mouth

watcha mAoAoAoAughthe

youtube.com/watch?v=mnADeW0Vg6Y
hamhock mane ?

that jams technically by earl sweatshirt...... but like ............ no............... lol ............. no its not .............

alright time for monkey to die sounds like hamhock mane is willing to be cordial again in the future i just cant be comin at him crooked or nothin

posin nigga tryna disrespect

& i DO get disrespected by u it is not as OVERT and BLATANT as my disrespect but u are pointedly passive aggressive about things very often & also all those things ur x told u bout wats wrong with u probly apply here. think about those things she said & thats what you're doin here too, most likely. i bet. you are dismissive you reply with nonsequiturs when u dont like what someones saying and its rude and uncalled for , little bit of nonsense on tip of your tongue comes sputtering out when a thing is said and you don't care for it so you dismiss rudely. cant hide behind veil of passivity anymore like u dont know what i mean, i get wat ur doin when u do that and it is disrespect all the same !

How many times is Igor gonna watch Crawford brick shots and decide “I’m gonna still play him”

scuse u bitch? fucks this mean bitch fucking fucks this mean bitch

fack yAAAAAAAAAAAAAoughe

syke it was all me :))))))
j[ust goes to show how easy it is, though, to create a misunderstanding
monkey man about his business comes back and finds me shouting at a post that i mistakenly thot was his . . .. .
initiating new EIGHT-HOUR rule for confirming monkey mans presence before becoming agitated at post will wait EIGHT HOURS for real true monkey man to clear the air :) til april 1 egg death zone phase 3.1 patch update of course :)

........ at which point sparamel charter will be left to wolves for good , april 1 board birthday perfect timing for true paradigm shift, unless it must be confirmed that a malevolent imposter is NOT me, at which point the mannerisms will be comandeered to clear THAT air. lotta AIR needin clearin, h'heh . . . .

monkey approeaching death bead .........

ennui munhi

If you're a loser and fit in nowhere else, join this shit.
discord.
gg/WRb6v9q

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monkey death knell

whadda ya think the statute of limit8ns is on that offer? for being friends? another fuckin week? right when 3.1 patch kicks in? 'diculous.

sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

i friendzoned mank but now i want him back.

I'm a loser but not enough of a loser to join a tranny discord

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imagine theres no monkey its easy if you try

lOOOOOOOOOOOl... FUNY! ++++++++

:-=)

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mankgoers on the track. would you croak the mank?

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looooooooooo OoOOO OOO OO o Oo OO OO O OOOOO O L L LL LL L L

monkey mAAAAAn forgive mAAAAAAAAAy
i was ready to be forgiven i bowed my head in shame & humility and then i post random lyric stuck in my head and money man gets mad again? just LOOKING for another reason to be mad and he thinks he found it but was just lyric with nothing to do with him. LOOKING for excuse to stay pissed at me. buncha bobalo bullshit

"maybe they will be NAME of CHARATER in BOOQUE ! or PLACE ! the DOWNWATER canyon, BRILLIANT ! ill just ACCRUE them for YEARS before actually GETTING DOWN to BRASS TACKS and IMPLEMENTING them in a MEANINGFUL way... Eureka ! BOOQUE? eh... not now... im in the ODD-BALL NAME-GENERATION stage ! jus another STAGE in the process... these things take TIME !" he thinks. as they PILE UP. just STACKING UP never to be used or considered again. wallvent retwisted. quunchy qombits. words without a cause. no purpose no meaning not ever blossoming into something more. just a buncha bobalo bullshit.

it's water under the bridge

if you were here right now i wouldn't NOT hug you

RLY !!!!!!!!!! :)
but ... monkey man capitalizes
you didnt capitalize
fake
FAAAAAAAKE

prove its real
what was the momqorom omegle verification code last time we chatted?

hint:

_____ artois

ENTER VERIFICATION CODE TO COMPLETE TRUCE

entAAAAr mrAoAoAoAoughe

asnwer mAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy

hes dead , jim

phlemm bengis

This will never happen because the Talmud teaches that you don’t need to apologize to us common cattle. 50% of this mans presidency has spent answering for obviously false allegation levied at him by our Jewish dominated press. Is what I’m saying the conspiracy theory? Or maybe the Russia lie is. New York Times is owned by one Jewish family and CNN is owned by an Israeli national. Viacom is owned by summer Redstone who’s birth name is Rothstein, NBC/CBS/Facebook/Google/MSNBC/USA today ALL owned and operated by Jews who have dual citizenship with a foreign nation prompting us to fight in more wars. Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brother’s, Federal Reserve, George Soros open borders foundation, SPLC, ADL, NAACP, black lives matter, big pharmaceutical opioid companies, ALL owned and operated by a group of people that is 1% of the population and committed to a foreign nation. Feinstein stages a coup in an attempt to make the Supreme Court majority Jewish so they can pass more evil decisions like roe v wade that no one ever voted for. Call me any name you want guys but the gig is up. “Anti semitism” isn’t a real word. Pointing out the psychotic forces tearing apart our country and literally killing our families and friends is a little more important than this debt based war money or Facebook likes owned by zuckerberg designed by DARPA to create positive feedback loops to keep people promoting lies. If you don’t see that what I’m saying is out of love for my family and my country and you simply call me “hateful” you are in an upside down world that believes boys are girls and marriage is slavery. Good luck to you all. If you can’t identify the source of all of this pain and blood you can’t defend yourself and may God have mercy on your soul.
The entire porn industry is run by Jews btw. All of it. These tit smugglers push the degradation of women all day everyday on twitter but I can’t question anti gun legislation. Wake. The. Fuck. Up.

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Good copypasta but there is one obvious plothole that ruined it for me. Trump is clearly very pro-Israel so why would the Jews hate him? Also why didn't he just fly on the eagles?

umm israel is good, actually,

You don't remember me but I remember yoooooooooou

farty in da butt

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MOIST NUGGET

a monky for mr request man

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very nice trips

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Poop

Ain't been on omegle mah ho laif breh, dis be tha ron monke like I sed..

wrong. the correct answer was stella artois

NO... NO FAKE...
NO WHAT?? THAT MAKES ME THINK THAT THE PERSON WHO WAS TYPING LIKE THIS WASNT MONKEY MAN...
IT WASNT MONKEY MAN TO BEGIN WITH AT ALL
BUT HE DID VERIFY A THING THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE REALIZE
SO IT WAS
SO YOU'RE HIM
AND YOU'RE BULLSHITTING
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME SECRET OF SEPT 1 PARADIGM ON OMEGLE
SO YOU'RE EITHER HIM AND BULLSHITTING
OR YOU'RE TRYING TO TYPE LIKE HE TYPED THE OTHER DAY
OR THE GUY THAT TYPED LIKE THIS THE OTHER DAY WASNT HIM
BUT HE DID VERIFY A THING THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE REALIZE
SO IT WAS
SO YOU'RE HIM
AND YOU'RE BULLSHITTING
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME SECRET OF SEPT 1 PARADIGM ON OMEGLE
SO YOU'RE EITHER HIM AND BULLSHITTING
OR YOU'RE TRYING TO TYPE LIKE HE TYPED THE OTHER DAY
OR THE GUY THAT TYPED LIKE THIS THE OTHER DAY WASNT HIM..........
MRAORAOROAUGHE

psh. nah. p'f'hah. that's the easy answer... that's what you'd think. but monkey man did some fantastic wordplay with that
and so i used it as the verification code
cause i know imposters would go for the obvious
& the obvious is wrong :)
domepiece

i knew that was the answer because mowgli man is a drunk

its like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how MANK keeps from goin under

no . . . NO . . ..
when i say "he did verify a thing" that's not what im talking about
u got the answer WRONG its WRONG !!!!!
fuck it, he'll make himself known if he feels like it
correct answer was "STELLAR". STELLAR artois.
funny mother fucker

i don't get it. but i'm not an alcoholic so i might be out of the loop

lOoOooOol
u funney :)
its... its just STELLAR insteada STELLA. chr*st. sheesh.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

that hardly qualify as a wordplay but i'll let it slide.

yeh. well. the POINT isnt that it was FUNNY the POINT was that it was NOT what you EXPECTED and so it could have SERVED as a VERIFICATION code for monkey man to COMPLETE the truce but as it stands things still HANG IN THE BALANCE.
also, fucking link my posts when u talk to me b*tch f*ck u

and i quote "monkey man did some fantastic wordplay with that".
fantastic wordplay. ok i already said i would let it slide.

im tryina "MAKE GOOD" over here , sheesh , jus monkey politix

i remember another mankgoer that wouldnt quote posts ........ mm.. yes.... one in the same, perhaps . . .

after all this time and you still act like we aren't the only two people in monkey.

tweny seven bitch tweny seven posters bitch fuck YOOOOOU i kNOOOw i KNOW DONT THINK I KNOW? I DO! ! ! ! ! BINBAG? MISSING CHARATER? WHO ARE YAAAAAAOAOAUGHE

we've had this conversation so many times before that even if someone else was here they wouldn't bother hijacking it.

Monkey man I have a question

Monkey man I have to ask you a question.

he's out but i can take a message

u fucken funny :}}}}}}}}}}

Pretty sure I'm not, fren... I sowwy

so THIS was u ??????

/ //? ? ?? ? ? NOT MONKEY MAN . > >? ? ?? ? ?

you put a smile on my face

No fren, ion know nun bout no sep1 paradigm nothin.... my fault fren

This thread is like my dick

long but disappointing?

Poop

lO o OO o O OO o O l

monkey man fucking answer now im more pissed than ever that none of it was you (maybe) fucking answe rbithc

fUCkignansewr bithc fucking answer bitch why weed essential bitch why drug essential bitch are u a living example bitch? didnt think so pipe down b*tch
youtube.com/watch?v=QNnSfdoaIlA

but say something tho akshly

i guess i could say a few words if you would like.

OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :]

we are gathered here today to remember a certain someone that meant a great deal to a great many of us. he was known under many pseudonyms but most people here probably knew him as mr monkey maker man.
while his contributions to the thread were few and far between it is impossible to overstate how thankful we are that he introduced these threads to this board and into our lives.

thank you for the moments we shared and may you rest in peace. finally free from the shackles of monkey.

nAAAAAAouAOAoAOAOAUghe mRAOAOAOAOAUghe

Digits

Nice video

MONKEY MAN ?!?>?!??! ??! ??! ?! ?!!!!!!!!!!

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats.

I'm a monkey, yes. *inflates throat sac*

l OO Oo O Oo O Oo o O Ol
who came UP with that that shit is so fucking FUNNY
fucking "GULAR SAC"
funny fucking motherfucker

winsock advisory

what was the thing that happened that got all the normies knowing what "incel" was alla sudden I wasn't following politics when it occurred

ignonanus

nice dubs

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>33
>Dubs
Nice

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

dubs, nice

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

two same numbers

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

great dubs fam

>Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)ﾌｰﾝ
amazing

goodbye monky

Goodbye cruel monkey

when its all said and done stupid retart monkey face will top the repost list

how any of these nu-sforce shitbags could ever talk crap bout "TACO KID" , ill never under stand . . .
i mean i DO but its like
u poopie taco funney
"I need signature on delivery please."
fuckin lOl

he's a funny character. can never tell the line between his memes and his reality