time to never masturbate again
Time to never masturbate again
Jaxson Collins
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Mason Gomez
ok
Caleb Diaz
if you masturbate too much you can go to h*ck before you die
Matthew Stewart
holy shit good luck
Parker Cook
in Numbers 15 God opened up hell and dropped people into it alive
Carter Walker
ids ok fren
jus ddo ur best 2 wut u hab tto ddo
Juan Perez
IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF OBLIVION, I COMMAND THEE PRODDIE TO BOW BEFORE THE FACE OF INESCAPABLE ANNIHILATION!!!!
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Jackson Williams
i am not a protestant if that's what you are implying
Oliver Hernandez
So,, you're a restorationist? Would that make you a church of christ? :DDD
Anthony Walker
WAIT NOTime TO ANSWER FREM I GOT FO GO!!!!!! BOOOGBYYREEEEEE
Ayden Allen
i believe in a line of succession that was not recorded in history, always separate from the "apostolic" line protestants draw from and do not believe it was ever in need of restoration
Colton Ramirez
time to masturbate once again
Cameron Allen
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jeremiah Green
Yeah, I remember reading a story like that in the family progressive primitive baptist history book. Too bad you're too cucked by the lineage of general baptists to know that the particular baptists were right all along lole
Andrew Reyes
those types usually believe in the "trail of blood" stuff and say stuff like catholicism was invented by constantine, particular baptists are calvinist prots, and i'm not an arminian
Jonathan Ramirez
>Primitive baptists are prots
>Adopts the Protestant canon
I'M AN ATHEIST, NOT A BAPTOPROT! THAT'S WHY I'M NON DENOM! ANY ENGLISH TRANSLATION IS AN INTERPRETATION SO YOU MUST LEARN GREEK AND DERIVE SCRIPTURE FROM THE SEPTUAGINT AND GREEK NT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE THAT CLAIM! BE GREEK STUPID OFF BRAND ANGLICAN!
Brody Clark
Please you me fren... I'm lonely and bickering over theology with you makes me feel loved...
Jayden Richardson
wouldn't you say the septuagint is an interpretation because it's a translation as well?
Dylan Russell
Yeah, that's why I tried to learn classical Hebrew first, but I guess it could hold you over until then? Still, it's best to get it straight from the source.
Camden Collins
all hebrew texts are shockingly modern and the received greek texts are contradictory and were only put into one text with the english translation of the king james, they used the choices of which differences to use they kjv translators made to put together the textus receptus greek new testament, if God wrote the bible in 3 languages, and jesus quotes hebrew in aramaic as matthew writes it down in greek, why would someone assume God cannot translate his word? the word of God must be accepted by faith not logic when looking at any form of it
John Lewis
I KNEW IT! YOU'RE AN ANGLICAN! THE KJV WAS WRITTEN FOR THE ANGLICAN CHURCH! IT IS WRITTEN FOR ANGLICANS! YOU'RE AN ANGLICAN PROD! THAT MEANS YOUD ACCEPT MY ATHEISM? OH GOD I'VE REACHED THE PROMISED OASIS! FINALLY A FRIEND WHO WONT REJECT ME FOR BEING ATHEIST! I ALMOST HUNG MYSELF BUT NOW IM CRYING! HELP ME!
Parker Cox
mormons use the kjv more than anglicans though lol i'm not an anglican i'm a braptist
Lincoln Cook
Fren, if I fell asleep in your arms, would you shoo away all the bad thoughts that I keep having in my dreams?
Sebastian Lee
no mercy for asukafags LOL
Matthew Bell
Dream with me crowposter, won't you? Let's ride that transgalactic express out among the stars. Let's see Paris, Rome, Athens, you name it! Y-you want the moon? Why say the word and I'll lasso it down for ya. That's right. I'll give you the moon. Whaddaya say?
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