Finner
Finner
wtf
>doesn't even get a pop at the cinema
it's a cringe from me
What do I unironically have to do to fuck Instagram thots other than being rich?
Just be yourself, bro.
Be born with Chad genes.
Literally be rich or be friends with someone in her social circle and get them to put in a good word for you.
Every man needs a female friend that he never hooks up with, but he can use to talk him up for other girls. Women seek social validation from other women, so having a girl lie her ass off to sell you is the easiest way to have sex,
t.fat piece of shit who regularly fucks hot college bitches
is that real?
Yes.
>implying anyone on asp has female friends, let alone friends
Bases
Push me to the edge all my friends are dead
Who’s the girl?
Ah yessir
WWE wrestler Roman Reigns
Believe dat
Why is roman doing the switchblade hand
>t.fat piece of shit who regularly fucks hot college bitches
I don't believe you, I mean I believe you're a fat piece of shit but I'm sure but the rest is bullshit
It's a shaka.
Believe what you want, but I'm the one who got a clue without hitting the weights.
And remember, if you want to have sex, first get yourself a female friend. Believe That
He breathes with the chadblade
Who is the girl?
Who the fuck finds that bog on the right attractive?
Ding-Dong DiddlyLor
The what?
99% of men whether they admit it or not.
what would his wife say?
Most of these girls are broke as hell, so being rich is the easiest way. Another is being in an influencer circle, meaning that you're friends with rich people or e-famous people who could get her more clicks.
He's not wrong. I'm not fat or anything but whenever I took a girl out, I would always meet someone else at the bar. Nothing makes a woman seethe more than a woman with someone. There's a reason that many guys complain that they get hit on more when they're with someone rather than without.
Entirely true
When all my gf's friends were constantly hitting on me and lightly teasing me about having a big dick and all this shit i felt like the Big Dog himself but the second she broke up with me i was a leper.
should have fucked them desu bros.
They were being ironic because they knew you had a small dick
Why is Roman posing with a plastic mannequin?
ahhhhhh yessir
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE INDIAAAAAAANNNNS
ahhhhhhhhh yeziuuuurrrrp
I actually just had an average dick but my gf was a 4'10 womanlet so she thought and told all her friends it was giant. They all got worked like marks. There are people in this world who belee dat chris jericho is 6 foot
think of all that cancer sex
This, except I actually hit the weights.I have a Eddie Munster hairline and still get pussy, actual hot girls. It's not that hard just take care of yourself, dress nice and have confidence. Stop that shit about "shes out of my league" Its not women's fault you're not getting laid or that youre single, it's you telling yourself you can't.
doesnt even look human
ahhh yessir
Jericho is 6 foot