Meanwhile on the rest of the internet he's a huge meme youtube.com
Why is Cena not a meme on this board at all?
Landon Evans
Andrew Edwards
Big Match John is our Team Captain, ya simp. Show some fucking respect.
David Campbell
>reddit tournament
nobody on asp cares about this
Luis Howard
Big Match John is respected here, ya jabroni.
My fellow Yea Forumsies live by the words "NEVER GIVE UP".ยจ
Henry Fisher
fine speech
Jaxson Green
Yea Forumsies only force unfunny memes.
Robert Evans
care to extrapolate?
Josiah Ward
Get a load of this birdbrained simp
Eli Edwards
huh? wat u mean?
Josiah Anderson
if he were to extrapolate, that would imply that Kevin Nash wasn't raped in the blistering summer heat of 1992
Thomas Harris
This bitch is dating a jewish pedophile now, lol
Jacob Stewart
2016 ruined Yea Forums,you see more political baiting here in /asp than memes
Austin Young
If you dont have a serious political opinion youre a retard
Ian Cook
Christ shes ugly
Mason Myers
Cena is normie shit, only redditors are Cena fans here.
Alexander Morales
>implying big match John is not Carter
Begging ya to get a clue
James Powell
thank u (you) 4 (for) cenamania
Joseph Johnson
their future children will look like pac man lmao
Carson Rogers
>not respecting the hustle, loyalty and respect of a PhD holder in the field of Thuganomics
Only contrarian redditors shit on and make jokes about Big Match John. If you don't take him 100% seriously you are a fawkin jabroni
Josiah Hall
Kek what a bitch
Aiden Williams
ah yes, brittany the incel surrogate gf
Kevin Butler
Have you ever actually had sex, unironically? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're your friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when it's over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.
The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch some sports and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant (I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.
For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY
NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.
Austin Carter
This bitch ugly but I'd still beat.
Tyler Martinez
Luke Nelson
BASED
Mason Thomas
Are you one of Venti's paypigs? She's not ever going to care about you dude
Juan Ramirez
Dare I even know what kind of socks those are?
Asher Nguyen
Because we can't see him
Tyler Nguyen
wtf