Lewd

It's hard to masturbate to just any porn. I gotta feel a connection to the girl I imagine putting my duck into.

Uh oh

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I want to sink my cock into that vagina, now what?

Now you have to come to terms with the fact that your desire is physically impossible to ever achieve because you are lusting after a cartoon and not a real human.

disgusting >:(

Assholes turn me off and again, who is she lol

Mage of consent.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Whats he looking for in there???

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Someone is looking for his penis and he needs a place to hide it.

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car keys

megameme

megumin

Hes got to find her good spot

.

give em back LOLE

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Mage of consent.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

How do you function when all you think about is benis in gina?

it's ok when gorls do it

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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I love it with every fiber of my fucking being

imagine the smelle

this

god i want to fug megumin

Catfish : What's that ? A giny ? What do ?

fuck off belzebub

No thats what you sick shit did to the woman who raised me

You're ALL EVIL and cursed until you make it up to her and the others in nursing homes you dump your shit into, shitfilth

Someone needs to lead the way
youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY

Dumb dumb dumb Hell : Quick lets steal more of his DNA so we can get dumber

We don't need this curse to be lifted, no not at all, lets spam him with more noise

Are you enjoying Yahweh's Faggot World ?

How shit that would be

Yahweh's Faggot World

don't remember that super mario level

You don't remember anything dumbarse

you keep fucking and dying the triple death

dumbarse

were your parents related

like before they got married

My parents aren't here

They wouldn't associate with shit like you, and neither would i

What's it like to be as dumb as a nephilim/gene stealer ?

I know

OH look, someone better take a photo of me

I love me

and only me

You may now enter my photo, but always remember this photo is all about me

quick now i must go post it on facebook/instadork and pretend I'm cool

I love me

Oh how i love me

I'm too sexy for this shirt

Oh how i love me

I'm just so sexy

Oh you want a photo with me ? Oh look, i'll have to see

This really is all about me and me alone

but one day, you never know

lel what a bunch of dorks

and quit tutting at me, corgifish

idk I'm pretty hungry

Go play with your faggot mates, dork

I'm doing that right now.

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OH look, it's Ding Bat and his retard father who sold out his country for cockroach control, like this fucking dumb fuckwit country did

Watch out, there's a GIANT cockroach doing the rounds

You could be next, i got ghost raped by it, but you lot probably will get the real thing

love your rotten apple lel

do you cum really hard? it feels like I can cum 5 times and still have a big load

Directly after that wonderful experience (not)

i got Gus the Pus's ghost dripping pus on my back like sweat off a BIG FAT MAN

He was VERY heavy too, hard to dislodge

Look, here is the King of France lel

youtube.com/watch?v=GxRnenQYG7I

You look like a Jim Henson prototype he threw in the trash.

youtube.com/watch?v=NzbhbetwYFU

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^^

That's NOT vomit btw

Only when i imagine myself as a female

and you call me a fag?

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How come you lot always say Give Up ?

Can't you lot handle the cigs ?

You really need to change it to "let me up and rape the dirty slut whore"

Would you like to get married ? No, I'm a whore. The best there EVER was

But i don't do shit

Have you ever seen the movie Deep Throat ?

Linda Lovelace could orgasm just from deep throating cock

But the triple goddess has THREE pleasure spots

Mouth, pussy, arse

Oh quick and go steal it and give it to shit instead

the mouth is only an erogenous zone if you're a true sub

You might go more insane though

an odd mix of comfy and uncomfy

looks better as a thumbnail though

This is what you get for making me The Sun instead of that spastic Baphomet

You're ALL nuts and fuck off with that hairy bush

youtube.com/watch?v=ipOz_k9zvzo