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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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no u

*brap*
dubs

>wen the kids are asking if they can stalk me out and come for tea and im here drunk as all fuck wondering how to cast a domyworkforme spell in the most efficient way

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confession
ive never been actually hit by anyone but my parents

its rlly bad if you're parents hit u

it was nothing serious just one beating with a belt (which taught me nothing) and my mom slapped me in the face twice i think cant remember much
again, taught me nothing

no idea what for either

:( :( that is not nearly as bad as it could have been, ur rite about that, but it still rlly sucks & im so sorry. no 1 should ever hit they're kids

thing is i probably deserved so much more so many times
another thing is
id have probably enjoyed it

werent you beaten ever
how old are you

checkem

no. no child deserves to be beaten
no my parents never beat me, my dad did force sex on me though but that's not quite the same
i'm 24

checked!!!

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se te salio el curry?

who says i was a child
>my dad did force sex on me though
now thats what i call
music???
sorry
thanked
unfortunately no

should i buy a fuggin crossbow

you know what the things my dad said at times were much much worse than anything he could physically do to me
also he would get drunk when we were abroad and i had no one to talk to so i chased rabbits in the wild and almost got kidnapped by a drunk woman

now he delivers me beer so its all good

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dubs
>who says i was a child
well ok if you were an adult it's a little different because you are more mature and personally responsible and you have the legal power to charge them with assault if you decide you don't consent to be beaten. but even so, that's still really sad. i won't say you didn't deserve it, since you were an adult at the time whether you deserved it is for you to decide. but i will say, even if you did, i still think they should have found a kinder way to address your bad behavior. whether you were *a* child or not, you were still *their* child, and they have a responsibility to help you grow, not hurt your growth.
>now thats what i call
>music???
lole i dodn get id??????lole

i still have to listen to him calling people faggots even tho hes ok with faggotry ? such is life

nice dubs
to be clear the belt i gort when i was still very much a child and a young one at that
the slaps came in adulthood, i dont think they were fair at all
but when i was 18-25 yrs old i definitely earned some hurt while clubbing and got nnothing and i shouldve
>lole i dodn get id??????lole
im saying thats the king of crap i dont even wanna imagine and im sorry that it happened

woah dudes i see triple

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