SO I ASKED MYSELF
>WHAT?
STONE COLD
>WHAT?
DO YOU WANT TO BE A CHAD
>WHAT?
OR DO YOU WANT TO BE AN INCEL
>WHAT?
SO WHILE I WAS MAKING THAT DECISION, I MADE MY MOM DRIVE OVER TO THE WALMART
>WHAT?
ORDERED SOME CHICKEN TENDIES
>WHAT?
SOME POKEMON CARDS
>WHAT?
SOME SPICY DORITOS
>WHAT?
A FROZEN PIZZA
>WHAT?
SOME HERSHEY'S KISSES
>WHAT?
AND A DIET SODA
>WHAT?
>AND WHILE SHE WAS OUT OF THE HOUSE
>WHAT?
I JERKED OFF TO SISSY PORN
>WHAT?
I CAME ONE TIME
>WHAT?
TWO TIMES
>WHAT?
THREE TIMES
>WHAT?
FOUR TIMES
>WHAT?
CAME IN A GYM SOCK
>WHAT?
BALLED IT UP
>WHAT?
PUT IT IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET
>WHAT?
TURNED ON MY BATTLESTATION
>WHAT?
FIRED UP SOME LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>WHAT?
AND I ASKED MYSELF
>WHAT?
STONE COLD
>WHAT?
WHY BE A WAGEKEK
>WHAT?
WHEN YOU CAN GET SOME NEETBUX
>WHAT?
SO I TORE UP THAT JOB APPLICATION
>WHAT?
THREW IT IN THE TRASH
>WHAT?
AND TOLD MY MOTHER
>WHAT?
I AIN'T NEVER MOVING OUT
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>CHEERING
>THEME PLAYS
OHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
SO I ASKED MYSELF
Landon Taylor
Grayson Watson
based and NEET pilled
Nolan Bennett
BASED
Elijah Green
HOLY BASED
HOLY BASED
HOLY BASED
Christopher Perry
AUSTIN... Your NEET ass will rot in hell once your parents are six feet under, and the gibs all dry up. There will be nothing left but the ACRID STENCH of rotting cumstained socks, and stale bread, all over your bedroom floor. There will be no one around to feed you the tendies that you so desperately desire. mmmmm. Meanwhile, I will be raking in the cash, and buying a second crypt to store the souls of the damned, and you will never, REST. IN. PEACE MMMMMMMMMMMMM
Charles Evans
lost it when taker showed up. the absolute state of this board. lmfao
Owen Gutierrez
HOLY FUCKING BASED
Christian Myers
Austin absolutely BTFO!
Camden Harris
OHH HELLLL YEAH
Carter Russell
BASED