*is bulimic but takes laxatives so she can let it all out the back end instead of throwing up in your path*

worked

Calling someone stupid while the joke goes over your head is peak kino

not funny bro. I haven't taken a fully solid shit in over a year. Most of the time, it's some weird filmy floaty shit. I don't take laxatives. Half the time, I'm just not hungry. I think I'm dying.

You have a food allergy my nigga. Go to a Gastro specialist and get tested

t. Guy who was you 3 years ago

KWAB

bitch, all I eat is self-hatred and meat and vegetables. I ate these things all my life, then started shitting pure film about a year ago. Regardless if I'm drinking or not

Worked

Imagine the BRAPs

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>film
>filmy floaty shit
What the fuck is this meant to convey as it pertains to logs?

fuck you and your faggot nash meme, dork

>that's not what bulemia is retard, bulemia is purging your food so your body doesnt digest it, digesting it slightly more quickly and shitting it out is still digesting it, which is what bulemia tries to avoid

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>You knock on the door to Alexa's hotel room
>there's no answer but you hear movement inside and knock again
>no answer
>you try the door and it's unlocked, so you open it
>you find all of Alexa's suitcases open, and a blonde you recognize to be her rival Mandy using a scissors to destroy Alexa's gear
>You realise Mandy wants Alexa off TV so she can take her spot on the card
>Mandy begs to keep her secret
>You order her to earn your silence
>she strips down to her lingerie
>you grab her hair and put her plump DSLs to work by fucking her soft mouth
>Then you pull away and tell her your bladder is full
>“You can't do this, I'm God's Greatest Creation!” she screams as you pee all over her.
>You remind her of her predicament then lift her onto the bed and spread her legs
>her pussy moistens as you eat her out and gradually start to finger her ass
>she's sweaty and has a stronger taste and scent than Alexa did
>You start rimming her rosehole
>you're rock hard now and coat your cock in a special lube you bought online
>You pin Mandy's legs back and her eyes widen when you start fucking her ass raw
>you plunge into her colon and her anal muscles tighten around your cock with force unlike anything you've experienced, you want to cum right there and then
*BRAAAAAAAPPP*
>but your special lube is starting to work its magic so you resist the urge
>her tummy rumbles
*BRAAAAAAAPPP*
>The pungent odor of her protein braps waft their way up your nostrils and you fuck her harder and finger her cunt
*BRAAAAAAAPPP*
>Mandy farts again as you destroy her rosehole
>her tummy rumbles more. This time a look of panic crosses her face. It's happening
>“Stop, something's wrong!”
>You smile
*BROOOOOOPPPPP*
>Floods of shit spew from Mandy's ass with enough force to push your cock free of the vicelike grip of her anus
*BROOOOOOPPPPP*
>the smell is overwhelming, you're in heaven
Suddenly, you hear someone unlocking the hotel room door. Alexa is back

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>Alexa looks shocked as she enters the hotel room to see you and her bed covered in Mandy's shit and her damaged gear on the floor
>She strips off then sprints toward the bed and leaps onto Mandy as she tries to apologise
*BROOOOOPPP*
>Mandy spews more shit as Alexa attacks her
>they're rolling around in it
>Mandy keeps shitting herself as Alexa yanks her hair
>“I've been a bad girl” Mandy whimpers.
>“Then I'm going to teach you a lesson” says Alexa. She turns around and sits on her defeated rival's face
*BROOOOOPPP*
>Alexa groans as tummy chocolate oozes out of her ass and into Mandy's mouth
>You get on the bed and stand in front of Alexa so she can suck you off
>She starts fingering herself as she drops another log and sucks every last speck of Mandy's shit off your dick
>then she pulls away just as you're about to cum to make out with Mandy
>Mandy heaves rump nectar back up and into Alexa's mouth as they kiss
>Alexa is soaking wet now and you grab her legs by the ankle
*SLURP SLURP*
>you lick Mandy's creamy soft serve tummy chocolate off Alexa's yummy little Lexi toes
>then you spread her legs wide and she moans as you slide into her cunt
>Mandy sits on Alexa's face
>Her mouth is still coated in rump nectar and you make out with her while you fuck Alexa
*SLURP SLURP*
>She mudballs some shit up into your mouth then sucks it back out
*BRAAAAAPP*
>Mandy's tummy rumbles
*BROOOPPP*
>Alexa's pussy tightens around your dick as Mandy shits in her mouth
*SMACK SMACK SMACK*
>Skin slaps against skin as you go balls deep in Alexa who moans and tightens around your dick as she cums
But your appetite isn't yet sated, you want more

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You just got worked on Yea Forums son

Sup wolfie

Based and Brappilled ScatChad

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Cum Junkie

Food allergies/intolerance can develop at any age dummy, go to a gastro I guarantee you’re allergic/intolerant to something you’re eating. Nightshades or Poultry are top contenders

Based aspie diagnosing this slapdick

WSALOSOOHA

F

Care to extrapolate?

based and logpilled

Huh, what you mean?

Are you dead yet?

What a dumb blonde

Aren't all blonde women bulimic and dumb?

Is that why her thighs have thickened up so nicely?

Just imagine the smell of her bathroom

me too bro

>The room is heavy with the glorious stench of shit as Mandy bends over in front of you, back arched, giving you a full view of her roseholes as she starts to finger Alexa's asshole while she eating her out
>Mandy moans as you slide balls deep into her hot wet cunt
*BRAAAAAAPP*
>her pussy clenches around your dick as she unleashes a powerful brap laced with the smell of her fresh tummy chocolate
>you respond by pulling her hair and pounding her soaking wet cunt as hard as you can
*SMACK SMACK SMACK*
>you aggressively fill her innermost depths with your cock while she works Alexa's pussy over with her tongue
>her tummy rumbles and her pussy spasms around your dick, she's nearly there
*SPLOOSH*
>Mandy's juices splash against your balls
>You're close too but you're not finished yet and grab her hips as you pull her onto the bed with you and order her to sit on your face as you lay on your back
>The Golden Goddess' tummy rumbles again as she lowers her thick butt onto your face
*BRAAAAAPPP*
>Your cock burns with the intensity of your erection as the stiff, stinky breeze she expels overwhelms you
>But then a soft, warm wetness envelops your rock hard dick as Alexa lowers herself down onto you
>her round tits are covered in Mandy's shit and jiggle as she rides you
>You eat Mandy's asshole as Alexa moans and bounces on your dick like a maniac
*BRAAAAPPPP*
>Mandy's stomach rumbles some more as she lets a wet fart rip right into your mouth, such a stinker that only one thing could be coming next
*BROOOOPPPP*
>The perfectly bittersweet taste of Mandy's soft serve rump nectar fills your mouth as the vaginal spasms of Alexa's orgasm work your pole into shooting your cream filling into her pie
Your last thought as you pass out is that you would like to meet some more of Alexa's coworkers soon

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Imagine the smell

Wrong, this is a harmful stereotype. Dumb and gross.

Absolutely Based and Brappilled ScatCHAD

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How much porn do you need to have watched to be this degenerate?

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strangely appropriate, scat user's post is an example of typing diarreha

BASED

Looking at this picture gives me a huge sexual desire to have Mandy bring out her tits and give me an amazing titfuck and bj with those lips of hers.
But then I remember that they are fake so...

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Pottery

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>But then I remember that they are fake so...
So I get even harder

Yes and that's a good thing.

>bitch, all I eat is self-hatred
Huh?