Lazy purple post, do what you want

*In response to your clever way around the Narrator's initial actions towards you trying to kill them, all bullets have been replaced with bubbles, and all knifes are now rubber when being used on anything that is human or a Narrator*

*instructs the hitman to use a garrotte*

*You have now been promoted to spectator, your actions can only be used as suggestions to the new main character, all actions you have previously taken are now null and void with any consequences also being reversed, you can however take a spin from our lotto machine for +1 lives for being a main character or you can wait in line to become the main character again. The wait time right now is 1 Trillion people waiting with the average run time being 2 hours. Happy spinning.*

*grabs megaphone*
*tells every other spectator to kill the narrator*

*Your vocal cords no longer resonate sound. All other spectators have been inflicted with a short term memory loss debuff whenever they talk to you or about you. The spin machine now has gone from 1/1000 odds for an instant main character life, to 1/10000 odds for you only. Happy spinning.*

*uses a text-to-speech synthesizer to record and repeat the message constantly to every spectator*

AHAAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *wheeze* PFFFTTTTTTT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaAAhAhAhAhAhAhA

*You have now been moved to your own waiting room dimension. You have no possibility to talk to others, nor can they disrupt you. You have one TV to watch the current main character complete their run. All other spectators have forgetting anything you or any machine in you own has said or told them to do. The waiting line is only 999.999 Billion contestants long. The spin machine is still at 1/10000 odds. Type spin if you would like to spin. Happy spectating!*

*copies the design of the spin machine to create 10000 more spinning machines with the materials in the apparently endless waiting room dimension. Spins all of them at once*

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