hemlo guys...
Today is Thursday, so I'll be making the Asian Gorl thread like regularly... this thread will go into Friday and maybe even the weekend.
If you like Asian Gorl, please share! All things Asian Gorl! If you're turned on by Asian Gorl, if you like Asian Gorl fashion, if you think Asian Gorl should learn to spell your name properly... just anything Asian Gorl!
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Asian Gorl is disobeying her parents. Her parents!
Look! She's... defiling the face of a man over there, hands locked into a grip, chin adjoined into a stately pucker, and a series of tongue punches to the upper palette! I think... she's kissing that man over there! (Who is it?) It must be seuss, dumb seuss. Why is he kissing Asian Gorl... like that? Girls ought not to straddle men and dishonor their faces this way! Kissing should be polite; a gesture of gentility!
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What comic do you take these from?
Asian girl is a slut... shame...
It's okay to be sexual! Sexuality is okay... everyone deserves to be sexual! At least, well... as long as it's not embarrassing! I've had a couple weird scenarios! Have you ever had to quickly buckle your pants because your parents came back home? Or find your gym uniform after having ripped it off? Sex can be weird... and embarrassing! (The embarrassment makes it feel good sometimes, but still strange!)
Your fortune: Outlook good
Sex is bad
Violence is good
She has such a nice butt though ARGH! I want to cum on it.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
When seuss hangs out on the college campus and looks at nudey magazines—Asian Gorl.
When seuss goes to Chinatown to sip on some beer and play video games—Asian Gorl.
When seuss goes for a bike ride and thinks he doesn't have enough energy to make it home.... he thinks of Asian Gorl.
Asian Gorl is seuss' only reason for being happy. His only objective in life. It's been this way for over a decade now...
Your fortune: Good Luck
Asian Gorl loves sex! Loves it (I think)! Asian Gorl's cold butt slams up and down seuss' warm member (it was cold outside...). The fatty buttocks quiver and protrude as the sexual straddling becomes visceral and erotic! Ice and fire! Melded into a luke warm puddle of human juices! The couch is a mess! There's no way we can hide this smell... we'll need to buy a new couch.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Asian Gorl loves metallurgy! Welding metal! Fusing hot-steel together with torches and hot iron! Liquid steel pours onto the sheet of life! The canvas of pure creation! Brazed handles, knobs, thin pipes and iron beams! A symphony of corrugated irons, steels, and copper weave a majesty of unparalleled creativity! Asian Gorl lets herself go! The fire is intense! Though the one inside her may be a little hotter!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Asian Gorl is a fashion designer. She designs clothes... which are modeled! Clothes which are modeled for a runway, usually in some kind of saunter or amble. The walk: it's fierce and proud, filled with integrity! So many valuable qualities in this: the atmosphere, chic and sometimes a little kitsch! Asian Gorl is a designer who will flip the world's perception upside down! Change the way people view clothes!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Asian Gorl is an interloper... a dream wanderer; she bends reality to her will and courses through the stratosphere of dreams... The hippocampus is a journey into the mind of the believer: housing some of the most expensive equipment in the human body! This is Asian Gorl's vessel into the realm of emotion and desire; as she wields the power of the extraordinary! Asian Gorl is a mystic: she's a witch, a mage, an acolyte, a doctor... Doctor Strange: Asian Gorl! She is awfully strange, isn't she?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Hello? Is this thing on? Anyone? Can anyone hear me? This is seuss... he's broadcasting to you via the Asian Gorl thread! Welcome to Friday... Friday's Asian Gorl thread...
We're going to keep discussing Asian Gorl today! Please feel free to join in if you want; there's all sorts of things Asian Gorl is good for. She's really exciting (really exciting).
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>"...According to Blackstone, a convicted person who is not killed at his first hanging by reason of some fault in the rope should simply be hanged again. But, oddly enough, one finds it stated in The Vision of Piers Plowman that even a murderer should not be strung up twice. I do not know which statement is correct, but there are many melancholy instances of victims failing to be killed outright. In 1786 the authorities attempted to hang a notorious villain named Fitzgerald, but when the stool was removed, by some strange chance the rope broke. At the next attempt the rope proved so long that his legs touched ground and he again survived. In the end, at the third attempt, he was enabled to die with the help of the spectators.”—Natsume Soseki, I Am a Cat
Asian Gorl is a barstool drunk! Critical of life and its odd perceptions on policy! Drink, gurgle, burp! Asian Gorl downs the fizzy beer, and continues her lecture on why society is a huge dump! This opalescent-like speech is likened to a sermon! First with a rising invitation, both exciting and curious... then a lauded epistrophe, carefully detailed to analyze the shrewdness of her comparative vigil! Asian Gorl should be a politician! Though she complains that she could not handle such responsibility... what a waste of talent!
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>"...Truth to tell, I was just then struggling with the question of what to do about myself. Should I continue as I was, like a walking mummy doomed to remain in the human world, or... but whenever I whispered in my heart this or, a horror overcame me. I was like a man who rushes to the edge of a cliff and suddenly finds himself gazing down into a bottomless chasm. I was a coward, suffering precisely the agony that all cowards suffer."—Natsume Soseki, Kokoro
Asian Gorl might be paralyzed... shocked from the neck down! This spiraling sensation she feels reverberate through her body is... fear! Fear for her existence. A fear of life! That Argot hero Perseus, and his existential plight to rule... this is Asian Gorl's iniquity. What could paralyze Asian Gorl so? Is it sex? Probably. The size of the condom may be too big! Or perhaps the sex is too rugged and contentious... Could it be political—the source of all drama! Yes! It must be! There can be no greater epiphany than the selection of icons in society! The selection of governing agencies!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Yeah, I have some embarrassing memories, but being slut is not ok, lole.
Meant to
Sluts... I was a slutto once before... but it was a monogamous relationship. Sex in the park! Sex in the movie theater! Sex all the time! Really easy to get me in the sack! I was a really easy lay! Not anymore! seuss has confidence! Yus. Confidence and pride! Not such an easy fuck anymore! 8)
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Would you tell me more?
Usually um. When you're a slutto, you can be easily persuaded into sex! First she nibbles on your ear, then she kisses your neck and before you know it... she's reaching for the grand prize down south! Big south pole Magnes! The magnet to end all magnets! Then your head gets all dizzy and flurry excited... and you're having romping sex in the bedroom! Jamming yourselves into each other over and over until you get really tired! Rhythmic rubbing! I hope this has been educational!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Sounds nice.
Wish I could do it.
i wish you would leave this board
I genuinely wish you would die. I've got nothing against you as a person but i'm so tired of these fucking blog threads you make daily. There's 10 other boards you could do this on and 10000 other websites. Why do you have to do this here of all places?
It can be nice but then you lose your integrity! Bring shame upon your family... being a slutto... it's like using a dark chip! It has repercussions...
I can't leave because it's a board designed for everyone... if I left it would be unjust.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Because I want to, did you know my twitter is filled with Asian Gorl posts?
What's wrong with Yea Forums, do more people come here? Is it the popularity? Popularity is a phenomenon, it doesn't have a reason for existing, it just does.
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seriously man, fuck you
You're angry because you're not my friend and you're venting your frustrations over being a stranger to a person that you feel connected to.
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>because i want to
Because you fucking want to. I cannot even believe this shit. Imagine if i just came into your house and starting shitting on your floor and you asked me why i did this and i said it was because i wanted to. Sure you wouldn't like that but whatever you'll just pretend that you'd love it because "LoL sO fUnnY AnD COol"
user a home is private property. I live in my home, I'm legally tied to this place.
Your fortune: Outlook good
you just don't understand...you never will...
Can't lose what you don't have... The only thing seuss cares for now is Asian Gorl!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
stealth bump for the Asian Gorl thread...
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Daily lewd posts!
Yeah! Asian Gorl suck that dicky! My big black meat-stick! I'm gonna pinch my nipples until the sun comes up!
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Your fortune: Good Luck
doesn't it ever bother you that these threads are mostly just you talking with yourself?
Nope, I do that most of the time anyway!
seuss doesn't have very many friends... he's been that way since he was a little kid! I don't really know why... but I guess I'm just not compatible!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
autistic i suppose, sorry to hear that mate
Nope... seuss went to Queens High School for Liberal Arts and Sciences... they tell you when you have a social or learning disability... Went there for three years, and shared class with a bunch of kids with cerebral palsy, wheelchair bound kids, kids with autism... seuss would know by now if he were socially challenged...
Your fortune: Godly Luck
yep...definitely autistic
Wha... I just said I'm not autistic! I can't get money from the government for my disability, because I don't have one! I would be pulling in the cash if I were autistic!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
hey seuss! have a good weekend!
okay!
take care galatian!
Your fortune: Outlook good
Friendly galatian guy...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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hi seuss! do you think asian gorl is trying to get noticed by wearing such a stand out sweater?
Asian Gorl is a secret pizza fanatic. She likes to eat pizza and play video games... the sweater just looks cool so she bought it!
You can buy some good food... and then you can sit by the window as you reflect delicately on the pivotal moments in your sexual career. What made me who I am? How did I come to this point in my sexuality... These ponderings will help... and open up new gateways into sluthood!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
This wasn't helpful at all, if I already knew how to become one, I wouldn't have asked, lole.
But maybe it's better to stay this way.
he's never been a slut so he can't tell you anything actually useful. seuss is a fucking virgin like all the other schizos on this board
Believe me... meditation will always seem stupid at first!
You're one of those campaigners right? The mass shooters who think they can go and do whatever they want because they have guns?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Makes sense.
that makes sense! the sweater looked cool so she bought it! pizza is good, but i can only have it once a week. and video games are fun but i don't play them as much anymore. asian gorl probably out pizza and video games me these days..
i'll be alright though, i've got business, i'm a business guy!
It's imperative that you realize how childish you are being! If you've only just recently condoned the intellectual fancy for discussion, I'd see no reason to produce idle chitchat with a schizo.
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You sound like a socialite...
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I did not say it was the case, but it makes sense, and thus is a real possiblity.
Also, I don't have anything against producing idle chitchat with a schizo, if they are interesting people.
The schizos are coming...
Your fortune: Outlook good
*hmfphfhphmfg*
WHAT ARE THOSE?
YOU GOT SOME NADS ON YA'!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
you're one of them, moron
*HMPHMFGPHMGDGHF*
If being a schizo is the largest concern you have you have not been black very long.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
god i hate niggers
I bet you like it in the heiny from blacks anonymous poster!
Your fortune: Average Luck
nice dubs
wow what a fucking asshole
>22
this dubs
Are you trying to give me a lesson on racism or something?
Is this going to be a pontiff? Let me get the books on Jefferson and Locke!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
what?
I don't know you came into the Asian Gorl thread and it degenerated into racial drama in less than two seconds!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
yeah 'cause you posted a nigger and said something about black people
That's me!
I'm the nigger! The word you're using, because you don't know an accurate synonym, it describes me! I'm the jiggaboo! The porch monkey! The icon of your inimical vulgarity!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Please be patient, he has schizophrenia. He probably doesn't even remember making any of the posts in this thread.
I remember a lot! Well not really...
Your fortune: Outlook good
okay, THIS is epic
Have had best friend Asian gorl whole life :)! Best person ever!!!
I would recommend Asian Gorl friendship too...
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Yes! All my Asian friends are super nice great people would reccomend :)
Yes, I would agree! Sometimes I hang out at the Starbucks and I see Asian people... then I recite my Korean to myself! Annyeong! Then I remember I don't know any Korean... I'm dumb like that lols
Your fortune: Outlook good
no offense but you sound like a genuine retard...like one of those guys that's everyone acts nice to even though they don't wanna be around because there's an unspoken agreement not to be rude to the mentally disabled
I'll start reading Cheese in the trap RIGHT NOW.
It's good I assume?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I don't know, I think I'm maintained social superiority and I have cuts on my wrist! I don't mean to condescend but I didn't intend to be cool or fit into the secret club. I'm not going to evaluate intelligence based on how well I fit into arbitrary socializations!
As it looks now, I'm both morally and socially justified, you're just in a cool club.
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Oh it's really good. Dogfur is really sneaky... she's absolutely dreadful, causing mischief for everyone...
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
imagine unironically believing this just because it's what the media says
ouch. genuinely cringed
lole 3 chapters in and I'm already feeling like "wow this will never happen to me"
That's fine?
What the fuck, did I walk into my eleventh grade History class? Who cares if you cringed, I've done worse! Don't you know who I am?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
putting the nails in your own coffin, sweetie
I don't think so. In fact, you're the one who won't want to be seen with me in public.
That's a sure shot much better than anything you can think of.
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um yeah...i won't want to be seen with you in public, would definitely make me look like a virgin geek
Then it's settled. We'll go to the nudey bar!
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dude have you ever even seen a naked girl before? would probably bust in your pants, LOLE!!
Probably... lole
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Late night Asian Gorl thread...
Asian Gorl after hours... slow music time...
Your fortune: Good Luck
Uh oh! Asian Gorl thread dying!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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You must save her seuss! Only your love can bring her back to life!
seuss must save Asian Gorl!
Time for another Dante's Inferno theme video game! Time to dive into h*ck to save Asian Gorl!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Yes! Pull her back from the pit of H*ck!
Only You seuss, only you can do this!!!
...only me!? What am I, an angel!?
Well whatever! Time to lock and load! Stock up on bullets and long ornate swords!
Your fortune: Outlook good
Dubs Confirm! Codename Gabriel is a Go!
Seuss must dive into the proverbial fires of H*ck to save his love, asian gorl!
I will travel into h*ck! Into Purgatorio! and into Paradisio! Just to save Asian Gorl!
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
You can do it! We are all behind you standing ready in support!
Now go!
Seuss is bibbin
Okay!
>When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul;
>Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee:
>To deliver thee from the way of the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things;
>Who leave the paths of uprightness, to walk in the ways of darkness;
>Who rejoice to do evil, and delight in the frowardness of the wicked;
>Whose ways are crooked, and they froward in their paths:
>To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with her words;
>All sadness but despair: now gentle gales
>Fanning thir odoriferous wings dispense
>Native perfumes, and whisper whence they stole
>Those balmie spoiles. As when to them who saile
>Beyond the Cape of Hope, and now are past
I am a salivating a little, yes!
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Those words are EPIC SXE-E!
I believe in you seuss!
So brave... there he goes!
Really though that is beautiful
The metamorphosis begins!
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Thank you! Those words are from The Bible, and the poem Paradise Lost by Milton...
Uriel, grace my steps!
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Seemed familiar, but I am to far gone to recall anything of value. Losing my mind for real... LoLe!
You can do this! Trust in Love! trust in Her
I will save her! Like Raziel saves his secrets, even from the angels most high...
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Your fortune: Good Luck
So incredible the efforts you put forth in the name of love.
It's okay... God's justice is always beautiful! He never behaves tragically, and never cherishes ugliness...
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True.
I think he is calling me... I must rest now... You've got this my friend... I will see you when I awaken perhaps? If I do...
You should write a book, you poetic genius you! Later seuss bby! Luv You!
Have you ever played skyrim ? He's a necromancer, Mannimarco the King of Worms (of Madness)
His real name before his death about 7 years ago, was Manfred, and he's STILL obsessed with his ex-wife, Marilyn, who fucks arounds cucking him immensely and has fucked so much shit, she's turned into a cockroach (Asian).
I doubt there are many who are alive anymore. I am one of the few left, maybe the last human left
He's actually a complete faggot
How do i know ? They were my "parents" who raised me and are now undead because they betrayed me. But they're not actually my parents, she had her tubes tied before i was born. My DNA is far superior to theirs, that's why they are insane, they can't handle it.
So is everyone else who betrayed me
There is pretty much a world full of alien shit now.
I am waiting for death, so i can return to my true home to leave you all behind in Stryga World
Stryga's are the worst kind of vampire you could ever be. Low as dirt.
Black Magic! You got dubs!
But don't be a shitter in my thread.
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She can't get in u dopey faggot
She's dead, like you.
Imagine being dead right now ? They can get into your home. But me, I'm alive so i'm quite safe from them
Quit wasting your time, faggot
seuss will need some warm clothes for h*ck...
It gets cold down there! Lucifer burns oh so cold! Very frosty down in the Cocytus...
How meager, you came from three different boards and a Steam account to grief me in my Asian Gorl thread...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Do you know why you go to hell ? You're a faggot, so is the male version of your bitch, Beezlebub the Lord of the Flies
keep sucking down all that maggot juice
All faggots go there
How pretty you all are really lel
I hear the malice in your voice, trash Lord of the Flies
Imagine trusting Yahweh and his bitch Satan, lowly Hive trash that they are
Eternity of endless madness and death lelelelel
Look i have this tremendous idea ..............
Your neck biting doesn't work on me
I'm a witcher, not Yahweh aka Geralt
You just keep killing yourselves lel
The griefing continues...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
You're all playing Witcher 3, fast travelling to The Crossroads and keep hearing that cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo sound aren't you ?
lelelel
Imagine being a shit-nigger muslim, and finding out you worship faggots
lmao
That's where your religion comes from. Hell.
There is no religion in the real heaven
More dubs... more anti-islamic talk...
I thought you didn't like the Jews... now you dislike Muslims... you're all about outrage culture!
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No, I'm telling them the truth
Something your faggot god, won't
Haha, that's weird! You think G*d has a sexuality...
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I have no wish to be a stryga, witch
The lowest form of vampire you could ever be
I hear you don't like water
This must be a bot..
Your fortune: Good Luck
What's worse is that you think the lowly number 8, Yahweh aka Allah is GOD
lmao, you stupid faggot witch
There is only one being from the real Heaven here, me.
And none of you have found a way to kill me yet
lmfao
i know how you can, but meh, this is too much fun letting you all suffer for believing in bullshit
Look, i have this tremendous idea
This is definitely a bot! It can't follow basic pragmatics... its ability to acquire and use language is primitive!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Actually, it's not much fun really
I need intellectual stimulation and none of you have it
Look see!
Bot, I will ask you a series of questions which need pragmatism to complete. That means they are idioms... do you know what idiom is?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>idiom
Sure, go ahead
I'm actually one man, 50 years old, who lives in a flat surrounded by your shit hive gods
Go have a shower, i dare you
None of the flats around here use them, only me
Okay, so in language we confer to meanings based on two principles... semantics and pramgatics... it's all in this psycholinguistics book I have here...
Bot, did you ever feel like your magic has become a little down in the dumps lately?
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It's not my magic
You stupid witches made me into Ra, The sun God instead of Baphomet
Enjoy turning into cockroaches
This must be a bot... it cannot solve basic idiom... it just takes nouns and proper nouns in the exact same word phrases every time...
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
wtf are you dribbling about Stryga ?
go have a shower or spray him with water
Please don't forget to check dubs!
Bot... you should go back and get some tune-ups! Since you can't survive very long with your limited perspective on psychology...
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
The human body is approx. 80% water or whatever it is
I don't fear you Stryga
Seventy. Seventy percent water.
Remember to type out your numbers and number your digits!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
In your last life, you used to hate cartoons
You even said The Simpsons was a kid's show
Now you're obsessed with unreality, because you're not real to the living
The Simpsons is a show for children. You can't mean to idealize a future where The Simpsons is designed for adults with heavy adult content. Raising another person's kid? That's adulthood. Saving your failing marriage? That's adulthood. An alien invasion, or Sneed's Feed and Seed is no typical misadventure for an adult...
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Stupid is as stupid does
Asian Gorl...
Your fortune: Outlook good
I don't have red hair and i don't fuck hive trash
lole
>who is this marvel character
lole
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Oh.
Well I like Asian Gorl, and I think her freckles are cute. She even has little black heads on her cheeks, good for licking and sucking on! They're like fake nipples!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Too bad i wasn't born female, for you lot
never mind the bollocks, it's the sex pistols
It says the video isn't available in my country.
Why do you hate any and all music from New York? I notice that you only post in my threads whenever New Yorker music is posted.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Is this better, stryga ?
Why do i hate music from new york ? Wtf are you dribbling about, dork ?
Name some for me
Yes, but I don't like the Sex Pistols.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
You wouldn't, you're a poof
Yes! You always post in my thread whenever anything related to my locale is posted.
I post a famous New York diner, Black Magic shows up. I post a famous New York composer, Black Magic shows up. You always show up anytime I try to feel pride for my state!
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I think I know a homosexual when I see one and I'm no homo. You'd better take a good hard look at homosexuals, because me and them are very different.
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Steve Reich huh ?
Which one, the 4th ?
p.s. i don't think that song went anywhere
Probably the first, lole
Let's see... yup! The first Steve Reich! lol
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Dr Yahweh, who lives in the flat BELOW me and to my left, just told me he had yet ANOTHER tremendous idea
Let's all have sex with insects and swallow down ALL their insectoidal delights
This is pretty revelatory..
Black Magic offers deep insights into the creativity of erotica... (I think he likes me...)
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Go away retard
I'm not the one pretending to be smart and then running out of steam.
We can do this all day!
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Yeah i know, you lot do that all the time
Imagine being so vacuous and stupid and devoid of ALL thought, where that's the only thing you do
lole
my insects made a buttplug 4 u
Adjectives are good, but all I'm doing is imagining, Black Magic!
Your fortune: Outlook good
that's nice
go tell your insect god, allah the jew
Okay, that's a kek.
Your fortune: Average Luck
lole
"alla esta wt snacks"
No, actually, it's boring
You're boring, everyone's boring
Let me go, Hell or I'll REALLY make you pay bad
I'm going to get you!
We're going to make sweet love!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
*vomits*
fuck off cockroach
seuss goes to a brothel! A sex party! Swingers party! He is alone... he paid to get in! Sitting naked on the sofa, his towel is the only thing that keeps him warm. Loud moans and screams can be heard from the adjacent room! seuss thinks to himself... "I'm a loser... no one will ever want to sleep with me! I should have just stayed home... stupid, stupid, stupid! Why did I even come here!?" seuss' pain is deep and sharp. He retreats into himself with rapid acuity! Although, just before his journey inside himself is complete, Asian Gorl shows up! She sits down next to him... asks him, "what's up?"
seuss relates his anxiety to Asian Gorl at length! "Whoa, whoa! Slow down! I didn't want your life story," cutting seuss off. "So you have self-esteem problems? Well, okay. Take your towel off!" Asian Gorl demands. "It can't be so bad..."
The table, lined with expensive liquors and pills has never been more inviting for seuss! He should just get drunk now and rush home! The screaming grows louder and louder! seuss, embarrassed to the core, doesn't know how to take any more of this! As the final fold of towel comes undone, Asian Gorl finally replies! "Oh! Well that's not bad at all! Come on we'll have fun!" seuss is blue in the face... sex in front of all these people, with his most desired...
Your fortune: Godly Luck
fuck off
i feel the PURE kruelty and brutality of you shit
I am not cruel...
You haven't seen cruel seuss! No!
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I like you the way you are when we're driving in your car
what a waste of dubs on such a cucked post
Another verb... waste..
Waste is good, waste means something could be used better. Though it's not a clear diagram for superiority, it's more a diagram for use. Usefulness. Utilitarian people. People who believe an items usefulness is the sole end of its existence. Deprived of its artistic and its philosophical merits, an item is reduced to a tool. Such as the brain, or the spine, the heart. Even art can be viewed by utilitarians.
Your fortune: Average Luck
Imagine if you were born a superhuman! A person capable of performing great feats. A marvel of modern science! People come from all over the world to see what you can do... and then one day, the government tries to make you useful! "Useful..." They want to suit you to their utilitarian ends... ends which make art and philosophy shudder... No more the Picasso, or the Sartre, you've become the Tesla, or the Einstein!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Asian Gorl is shitposting! Shitposting on the 4chen...
"Stupid loser nerd, LMAO! Look at this d00d! OH NO NO NO NO NO NO! XD"
Asian Gorl's trolling technique is exquisite. World class! She can piss off anyone, even the President of the United States! The POTUS! Asian Gorl speedily ticks and tacks at her smart phone, dotting her i's and crossing her t's! The sound of the longest lunch break poop fills the bathroom, as her smartphone becomes a window: a conduit into the virtual realm. One she uses to create chaos and epiphany! Look at them revel in their madness! Tearing off their hair in frustration! Asian Gorl is a wizard.... on the toilet seat.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I think the "untz untz untz" techno style beat ruined this song
I was enjoying it until that started
Crap... Well we have the original theme too! Although only the game audio really has the ambient sound effects on loop.
youtube.com
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
can't mr blue guy teleport anywhere he wants whenever he wants?, also is he even a singular entity?? how do they know that's really "him" if he could also be a billion lightyears away tinkering on some quantum planet he's been experimenting with, how do you even kill him when there isn't really a "him" to kill, don't those other um... "heroes" realize how pointless that is?
He isn't omniscient, he's just omnipotent. Lots of people confuse his abilities. Dr. Manhattan doesn't know everything, he's just really powerful. In any reality he exists in, he can reshape, remodel, and repurpose all forms of matter. That means the relationship between his power is on the causal level. That said, he's just really powerful, but he's not like the Judeo-Christian God who can see everything. He's ignorant of most stuff that he hasn't witnessed, it's just his ability to reconstruct himself that makes him seem near invincible, but he's vulnerable in some ways.
He can teleport, be in more than one place at a time, he can twist matter to his own ends, he can even change his own material compound. But he's still sentient, and still very corporeal.
Your fortune: Average Luck
hmm, while he isn't omniscient completely, I think through his perception of time he is able to experience his own past present and future simultaneously. So while you might be able catch him somehow he has still seen it and knows it happens, I don't know if he ever acts on his knowledge though, to him it just *is*. Though his actions clearly do effect his future self, but to him perhaps there is no future self or past self, he exists outside of time, not constrained within it.
Although this is just my meager understanding and It could very well be wrong :P
That's what I mean, he's not omniscient, so in a very real way his corporeality affects people. That's Dr. Manhattan's thing, he's like a god, but he has some very real and plural questions about what that means, which frustrates the people around him. It's easier to understand his powers if you think of him like a person who can read a comic book of his own life, or like a narrator who is cognizant of a story you happen to be reading at the time.
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Asian Gorl...
Say it ten times fast! (Again?) Again!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Fuck my shitty ass Asian Gorl! I'll spread my cheeks for you all day! I'm all yours baby, nnngh FUCK!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
she doesn't seem very stuck to me...
i think she might be pretending 0:
Stuck in the Windows 10...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Asian Gorl thread revive!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Post the webm, you know the one...
Buddy. Friend. Pal. Compadre. Amigo. Onii-san. Nee-san. I'm gonna have to put you down. Either the easy way, or the easy peasy way. You have to pick.
Are you going to turn me down from a date too?
Popularity can be such a drag. Well, let's have it, what will it be today?
Your fortune: Outlook good
No, seuss. I'm gonna kill you to death, you old dandy. You maladapted boggart, you pearl-hoarding swine, you boil-ridden anachronism. There's two ways this can happen. I can give you prostate cancer, here, from a distance. Or I can come to where you are and cause a brain aneurysm. Which would you prefer?
Yes thank you.
I would prefer neither, though your dubs are nice!
Well I guess it's time for me to die then.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Oh, no. You're too lucky to die now. You're effectively immortal. Oh no. Oh no.
I don't wanna be immortal. I wanted to die some day... Maybe Asian Gorl would die with me, or maybe she would kill me! That would be romantic...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Sunday's Asian Gorl thread ignite!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Warm clothes for the Cocytus...
I will need a hat!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
The saga of seuss' descent into h*ck to find Asian Gorl continues... seuss' inferno... The Olympian Comedy!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Finally! The Asian Gorl thread can continue... lots of cyberbullying today...
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ah ids miyuki
Yus... I just started reading it!
Miyuki is beary pretty!
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Asian Gorl has been invited! Invited! (What did she get invited to?) A party! A comedy show... maybe a circus? No, wait... a comedy show and a circus; two entirely different events, One is a spectacle, the other is a commentary! The metalanguage of invitation deepens! The invitation, what could it mean!? What does it mean... to be invited? Invited somewhere, with the intention to show up.. (what does "show up," mean? Is that another idiom?) The solidarity thickens between invitee and invitation! The stamp seals it all! There is magical elixir in the stamp! Elixir which beckons... The magic of all the world is laden within these words: come to our establishment. Boy, I sure wish I knew what she was invited to!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
ids on my to-do list... cuz ids one ob dose classkek series
Oh yeah... seuss has many mangas to read... His manga backlog is huge!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
you should write a book seuss, you have a way with words, I love reading your prose :)
you should try writing a short story about asian gorl!
h t t p s :// d i s c o r d.gg /ERvRaw
My prose is very academic! Academically aware! seuss has a hard time being himself artistically... crushed between school and home life!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
seuss rides on his bike... Slowly through the Manhattan sunset. Water bottles and beer cans line the street, used condoms sit idly on park benches... talking to one another! Looking for Asian Gorl, seuss thinks of cheap romance! Romance that is cheap...
"Asian Gorl, you're so pretty, you're like a gemstone!" seuss imagines...
"Oh yeah? What kind of stone? A ruby? Sapphire?" Asian Gorl becomes intimate.
"You're... like a opal. You're just, colorful. Everything's colorful!"
"Well that doesn't sound very expensive at all, what the fuck is wrong with you?" Asian Gorl immediately retracts her love mojo!
No, no. Opal wouldn't work. seuss' reveries aren't even good! Delancey Street fills with buses and buskers! The sea of people pool into the local venues and bars, hoping for some meaning, some significance in this muddy weather! How can he ever find her in this town!?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
seuss has been elected. Elected! Chosen... A hero, selected... no, e-lected! Hear me out, he wasn't just chosen out of a hat; he was voted for. seuss steps into the spotlight... tik-tok-tak! His footsteps sound it all!
"Okay, I'm here! What's my first order of business!?" seuss inquires into the open nothingness!
"Someone tell me what to do here!" the spotlight grows hot, and brighter... burning at his now crispy, dark forehead! The shadows stir and cavort into a demystifying voice!
"You have been elected... do something." The voice whispers.
Well, seuss doesn't exactly know what he should do; if he should do much at all. The spotlight is just hot, hot and toilsome. Asian Gorl would make this spotlight much more bearable. This existential surrealism is weird! Weird like Kafka!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Checking these dubbos!
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The junkyard, parallel to the lake just outside Megacat City, home to a wasteland of misfit toys and used cars... and some dumb cattos that can't get a job.
The Swat Kats, save the day, go home to dinner, write home to mom about their success. (Why don't they just find a real job at Starbucks or something...?) Megacat City has it's own police force, it's own military, and it staves off conflict on a daily basis. The Swat Kats are vigilantes, who don't do any more successful work than their political counterparts; Callie Briggs and the Mayor. It should be said that the Swat Kats are also really sloppy and make a mess wherever they go. Whenever they find themselves under the public eye, there's not only collateral damage, but a sense of dread which spreads throughout the city like wildfire; a duo with shoddy air force training, surfing the skies to fight off magicians, dinosaurs and all kinds of monsters.
Just a mess. A royal mess. Though something should be said about the desire to take crime into your own hands, or about the frenetic ecstasy derived from owning your private hangar and secret military base. Or the millions of dollars you keep from budget cuts by designing your own military equipment to test out in the field. Or the fact that you don't have to go to work when you want. Or the idea that you can basically live off of your engineering and fleet training for the rest of your life. But those are secondary, just... secondary to who are some of the best examples of anti-heroes yet.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Asian Gorl thread survived the weekend...
Your fortune: Outlook good