In order to understand why Cody is so upset about NXT moving to cable on Wednesdays...

In order to understand why Cody is so upset about NXT moving to cable on Wednesdays, let's talk a little bit about his history and his character. This is a guy who has failed upward his whole life. He failed to get over in WWE yet was given chance after chance to move up the card for years, because of his dad. He was allowed to destroy the hottest angle in NJPW history (Bullet Club) despite never getting over there, because of his dad. He was given a big new title in New Japan despite never getting over there, because of his dad. He was given the NWA title because of his dad. He was given the ROH title because of his dad. He slaps his name on wine that someone else made. He uses Triple H's iconography and has his brother blade himself half to death to get over in his own promotion, because he simply can't do it on his own.

Of course he is mad about NXT's move to cable. He believes that he is entitled to success without actually earning it, and it's offensive to him that anyone would try to hinder what is rightfully his.

Cody and Tony Khan are a match made in heaven -- two guys pilfering daddy's legacy, who have never done for themselves, not even once.

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I'm not reading all that shit

Based he's a bitch with a silver spoon up his ass

In order to understand why I'm not reading that shit you're going to need to have sex

Ding-Dong Diddlylearn

I read it all and it's based, OP

All me

Nope

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Made all these post using my phone, my mom's phone, and her boyfriends phone.

Cody Rhodes has the most just fucking haircut. Nigga needs to go to a black barbershop so they can give him a decent fade.

spot on. he’s a shitter

Black barbershops fuck up white hair so bad. Speaking from experience.

This, same with latino shops. Gotta getchu a cute white goth girl from a legit salon that brushes her tits against you for a higher tip

Idk I used to go to a Latino barber in Chicago and they definitely just gave me a cholo fade lol but it looked fly af actually, can’t say the same for black barbers

Wait, how does that prove anything?

BASED and truthpilled

>In order to understand why Cody is so upset about NXT moving to cable on Wednesdays
show where he's upset, op

lurk moar

worked and seething

It is pretty comical what he did with bullet club, he was about as over as chase Owens.

based TNA, the only company that refused to give this no dimes shitter a belt and instead had him job to their champs then sent him packing

Not a bad promo kid. You may have a future in this business. Still a long way to go, and a lot of dues to pay, but I'll be watching your back after today's performance. Good work out there.

Based.
Fuck Cody and fuck HHH too.

Based. CAWdy sucks donkey sucks in hell while Goldust fists his ass!!

kwab

Fatty

Since we are on this topic. Why does no one bring up the absolute clusterfuck that was the Bullet Club vs Elite storyline spearheaded by Kenny, Cody and TYBs? And the Elite is who we are relying on to give us good AEW stories? That shit was awful.

OP brought it up dumbass

HOLY FUCKING BASED TRIPS OF TRUTH OP CANNOT BE DENIED CAWDY WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS AND AEW MIGHT AS WELL FOLD ALREADY OH NO NO NO NO N O

checked and truthpilled

is there an actual cited report that says Cody is upset or are you shitposting?

>checked
>great take too

It's ironic that Spears and Rhodes are greats friends, cause Spears is EXACTLY what Cody would be without daddy = 10 years in developmental hell, a failure on the main roster, and fired.

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shitposting. the only aew guy that cried about nxt moving to cable (so far) was that shitter from the young bucks. i'm sure cawdy and the rest will cut promos about it but that's just good business.

Puerto Ricans are a wildcard. They'll either make you look better than you imagined or they'll completely fuck your shit up. There's no in-between with them

>spearheaded by Kenny, Cody and TYBs
Where the fuck did you pull this from? You think Kenny demanded that the Tongans turn on them in San Francisco? Gedo's the one who pulled that angle right before the G1 and then didn't follow up on it at all after the G1. He could've run Kenny vs. Jay at some point. He could've had Kenny drop the fucking belt to Jay, but he had him drop it to Tana so Tana could have the belt for three weeks and drop it with zero defenses instead.

You think Cody would've done gay foot porn?

The thing that annoys me about Cody the most is him being heel in ring and then breaking kayfabe to be face. He does constantly every match every show. In ring he cheats uses weapons, outside interference, everything that is classic heel. Before and after the matches he is pandering to the crowd looking for cheers. AEW fans defend this saying its his character or that he is a tweener. he is not a fucking tweener. He wants to be heel in the ring to help cover the fact he cant work the best and can use illegal shit to cover his spots, but he doesnt want to be booed.

>the only aew guy that cried about nxt moving to cable (so far) was that shitter from the young bucks.
Jericho has as well

JR as well
Kenny got severe dehydration when WWE put an Evolve show head to head with fight for the fallen, he might not make it to All Out...

Shit I forgot about that garbage TNA run. I wonder if Cody told the cameraman to keep the camel toe in this shot.

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>mfw Cody breaks kayfabe near me

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reminder that Cody booked himself to win his dad's belt, pretty much tells you all you need to know

>Suggesting a gaijin take the belt off another gaijin
first year watching puro huh?

Yeah man, Tanahashi winning the belt just to immediately get the shit kicked out of him for a month and then lose clean was way better.

Fuck cody and fuck you OP

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It sucked but it moved tickets. Having Omega drop to White wouldn't have moved tickets or made sense in terms of alignment/heat. It doesn't pass the smell test.

That god awful story is a sign of things to come.

So he owes his success to nepotism just like Gaytch.

100%
For a board who hates The Game, they sure do love his indie carbon copy.

I hate both

Tell that to the guy who was bitching about the Elite vs Bullet Club feud that he thinks was booked by the Elite, not me.

Please do not compare haitch to fucking 3 stat general cawdy

He's better at it than Haitch ever was, that's the great thing about it. Haitch has been waiting for YEARS to get his hands on the company so he could be the God King of Wrestling and Cody went out and got his own company in three years. It's hilarious.

So fucking forced lol. "We're in the bad guy group but we're so cool and funny that you love us anyway, unlike the rest of the bad guy group!" Uh, no....no, we really don't.

How the fuck is he better than Haitch? Haitch is a fucking self mark golden shoveled faggot but Jesus Cawdy is an eternal mid carder. It's not his company. The Young Bucks have more sway with this than Cawdy. He's pig tailed Omega. at least haitch actually fucked a woman and didnt give blow jobs and reach arounds to two midgets a faggot weebo, and a pajeet. Cawdy isnt even booked anywhere near the title. I beat you were a Cawdy fan when he was wearing that mask right user?

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The Game held the title in the highest ratings year in company history.

Please, Paul, calm down.

Best and most truthful promo on here in months

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he was a great heel during that era desu but no one watched for him. stone cold built that audience without ever having a bona fide heel to face (bret, shawn, taker and kane all had fan support) until he returned in 2000.

At least HHH did it without having a daddy in the business

people watched to see him get his ass beat, that's what a heel is dipshit

I don't understand how his hair works, its like Phil Leotardo's hair, it comes out and goes upwards and backwards somehow

>HAHA WE JUST MAKE SHIT UP ON THIS BOARD AND SAY SEETHING WHEN CALLED OUT ON IT!!!

You fucking WWE fans are gay as fuck.

first day huh?

KEK
Opetty ethered

He must be doing something write, I read one sentence and was like "who the fuck writes this much shit over a wrestler unless they are likke really fucking worked or something.

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Based and 100% true
The aew tranny cope is palpable

This. But to be fair, black barbershops aren't used to cutting real hair. Only steel wool

black hair is based bruh, you jelly as fuck

Wait this guy is a wrestler? I thought that was just a meme picture of a smug guy or something (sorry for the bad English its not my first language)

haha this dude is actually this worked LMAO

You tip your barber? Tf

Sounds like all the girls who work at my local great clips. Feels good to get a good haircut for cheap boys.

Reminder AEW fans are so scared of NXT, they made threads to make it look bad, then only have one poster

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KWAB

NXT gamethreads either don't exist or get no traffic. That's been the case since long before AEW.

Dusty did the same shit CAWdy is just carrying on the family tradition. Albeit he's way less charismatic or over than daddy.