Wanna turn yeli around and shove my nose into her asshole and take a big whiff

please tell us the tale, user

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you took the words out of my nose

Don’t say shit faggot.

Fuck off. I've been browsing this board for two months now and not once was she posted in any of the Kevin Nash/Bliss' logs/Tarps/AEWHO/ChadJapan threads, so don't come to me acting like she's some kind of well known secret. I'd say I have enough of a grasp on this board to know she hasn't been posted so come on, let me in on the fun

Please do.

I thought she jobbed to that hurricane last year

She still posts on Yea Forums using that same trip and puts up foot pics. She's really fucked up these days clearly something's messed her up even more

Here we go.

Basically, long story short, there was a girl* (*we'll get there) who posted on here using the name Yelissa Balor-Rollins.

Yelissa obviously being a girl, attracted the attention of people on here, and she used to constantly yammer on about how sexy she finds Rollins and Balor.
She used to deliver absolutely savage comebacks at times, wrecked incels left right and center and used emojis and patronising language like "awww hun" "sweetie" etc

She pissed off Yea Forums so much they wanted to fuck with her. She stupidity screenshotted her Twitter and people here jumped on it. (I believe she tweeted David Bixenspan, essentially saying he's ugly and should kill himself)

Through her Twitter, which may be private now I can't remember, they found her Facebook and pictures of her friends and family, which of course were posted on here.

I believe she continued to post despite this, but constant bullying ran her off completely after a few months.

Now... RUMOR IS... She was Carter. Carter literally created this girl out of thin air and was a fake persona that he used here. Another rumor, is that she was for a shoot Carter's cousin, and he asked her to screencap herself so he could use her as his gimmick.

Evidence to support both of these possibilities is basically her talking Carter's 'language' i.e. ya worked, SEETHING, ding-dong diddly, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya, huh? Wat u mean? Etc at times.

However, no one really knows.

It's said that she continues to post on Yea Forums uploading pictures of her feet. Basically being a lot more messed up than she was before. Other people here say she died in a hurricane. I call bs personally, but who really knows?

Either way, I consider anyone who pisses off Yea Forums to be pretty based. Yelissa will go down in history as the greatest female* Superstar in the history of Yea Forums. A pioneer and trailblazer who has paved the way for future generations of women in the business. She's a certified Yea Forums hall of famer.

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What happened to the rumor she died in a hurricane, that angle was better brother

Fucking retard. It’s your fault this board is getting shit.

Oh, so a summerfag. Hasn't school started again?

Yelissa was a shitposting icon at the end of the Triphammer/MY DEAN era. It's all shit this board is shit why have I been here so long

Can someone faceapp a smile on her

Would you happen to remember some of her savage comebacks? I'm curious, because that sounds pretty funny actually. I wonder if she still posts here, just much less obvious without the hun/sweetie thing. Thank you user!

Also, her nails look like shit. Jesus fuck

I work the Sting looking after rookies gimmick I can't help it

Oh btw, you know you see the word "bulbasaur" posted here?
That's a meme to work new people.
We pretend if you type the word "nigger" it filters to "bulbasaur"
It doesn't.

Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992 though. That's a shoot

Who fuck is this ugly bitch ?

Search for Yelissa Balor-Rollins you'll find her posts and her trip.

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So what's her ig

buy a brain, i'm seth rollins' future wife and will lose my virginity to him on our wedding night

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>She’s alive

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Go back, tranny

ya guys think she makes that face when she takes a wet, loud shit after eating too many burritos?

this lmao who the fuck did we bury?!?

Yikes

yelissa92

>no sold a hurricane
>worked Yea Forums and Yea Forums into a seething shoot by repeatedly ignoring requests for feet pics
>got a clue and stopped watching wwe
>got thicc and probably has a bf now and almost certainly has had sex
Based

I'm surprised her country has clean water

OH NO NO NO KWAB KWAB KWAB

You don't know shit, little bitch ass ho.

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get out you mong

I’d like to be under her when she does

Is it just me or does she look darker?

Thought she got wiped out by the hurricane bros.

No lie, i’d put her in the ding-dong diddly mating press

>dat tan line

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>admits to being a newfag
>acts like he knows about queen yelissa balor-rollins

W-where’s the dog?

She's been on the beach and stuff

I thought she did the job to that hurricane, but I guess she decided that finish wasn't going to work for her, brother.

That was always a meme. Barely anyone died from that hurricane.

P U F F Y
U
S
Y

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Horrible face but I still would fuck her

I'll always respect this hairy armed chick for ethering bix

I wonder where cranehammer and bretmark are

Circlejerking in the discord.

What about me, what about Deanchad

DING-DONG DIDDLY!!

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x-ray when!??

Her romance angle with Deanchad at the end of their careers was pure kino.

Bases

BAH GAWD KANG HE'S HERE

i'll knock you the fuck out bitch ass nigga

Strap Vince! Hes ready.

Fuck off part timer.

DING-DONG DIDDLY

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Fuck off you fat bastard

Finna

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DEANLORD IS BACK. DEANLORD IS BACK. IT'S NOT A DRILL. DEANLORD IS BACK.

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HO-LY SHIT
HO-LY SHIT
HO-LY SHIT
HO-LY SHIT

Based.

Is it... IT IS!

But whose side is he on

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>DING-DONG DIDDLY
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>DING-DONG DIDDLY
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>DING-DONG DIDDLY
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>DING-DONG DIDDLY
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>DING-DONG DIDDLY
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>DING-DONG DIDDLY
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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COULD IT BE?
IT IS!!!!
IT'S
DEAN
TIME

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huh? wat u mean?

ding-dong diddly

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Huh? Wat u mean?

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HES BACK
HES BACK
HES BACK

HE'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

Crinfs

Based deanchrist

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>yelissa thread
>dean chad returns
blessed thread
newfags will never understand

The day Yea Forums was saved

I don't even care. I'm so over your hype

Tapa ittes neekeri

Who ?

shouldn't you be washing your kippah?

The most over man on Yea Forums
Wow you are amazing

Didn't the Ryder Club run you off the board ya simp

based old school Yea Forums meme

Kek, only oldchads would get this meme.

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Newfags will never understand

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Dean messiah

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>What about me, what about Deanchad

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BASES

Ryder Club fag crying to mods on /qa/ because Carter bullied fuck outta him

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Finner

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The best tripfag in 4channel history

Hey dean god how are you?

God I miss those kino old memes. nu/asp/ is absolutely shit.

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BASED CARTER AKA DEANCHAD

>works Yea Forums with multiple trips
>is responsible for working the mods into making the ding-dong diddly filter
>aside from bringing in /pol/ talk, is also responsible for creating majority of Yea Forums lingo
>posted CP threads regularly kayfabing and working the janny into becoming a fully fledged pedophile
>works other anons into becoming carter imposters, accusing others of being carter and convincing themselves they are carter
>worked out with balor and kendrick at planet fitness. were impressed with him
>leaves mark like chad serial killer ;^)
>is royalty on Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /wooo/... yet is also the boogeyman
>strong masculine jaw
>had a nxt tryout in 2016. decided to stay with Yea Forums despite a generous offer
>one simple comment in his true form Dean Mark !!F0v4EQGwWZW garners more (you)s and dimes than anyone to a monstrous pop
>actually courted queen yelissa, despite the fact they're actually likely cousins
>benches 500lbs
>multiple feuds with bretcuck, fartchad and others
>faked his own death and kayfabed being in jail
>absolutely btfo mmamanlets on Yea Forums after conor mcmanlet was destroyed in boxing
>works /s/ by making them seethe over harmless diva threads
>works /pol/tards into a seething shoot daily
>is halflife's gman, metal gear's patriots, batman's joker, the architect from the matrix and the Illuminati of Yea Forums
>not uptight and scared of being a cuck
>works Yea Forums into thinking he's jewish, black, canadian, israeli, romanian, mexican or a combination of everything
>Yea Forums equivalent of combined hogan/rock/austin drawing power
>now a part time talent because he draws so many dimes, Yea Forums can't contain him
>predicted ambrose would increase the 2016 Smackdown rating to a 4.00. it did. fake news says otherwise
>literal chad. actually leaves Yea Forums to seek sunlight and pick up his meds
>has Yea Forums eating out of the palm of his hand, and threads made about him constantly

Carter is the all time GOAT hands down.

HOLY FlNNA BASEF

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Cringe

Bases.

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Posting in an epic thread

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>poster counter isn't going up
Yeah, it's a Carter thread

Fucking based

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>e-e-e-everyone's DeanChad

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SEETHING

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Based and greenpilled

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CRANEHAMMER
BTFO
BRETSLIME
BTFO
DACREANER
BTFO
2COLD AUTISMO
BTFO
YELISSA
BTFO
BUDDY MURPHY KEK
BTFO
GAS STATION ATTENDANT
BTFO
THE KING HAS RETURNED
TO AN AUSTIN LEVEL POP

Based

Bases. Missed you bbygurl

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FUCKING BASED

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>DACREANER
I miss this lil lad like ya wouldn't believe.

BASED CARTER AKA DEANCHAD!

>works Yea Forums with multiple trips
>is responsible for working the mods into making the ding-dong diddly filter
>aside from bringing in /pol/ talk, is also responsible for creating majority of Yea Forums lingo
>posted CP threads regularly kayfabing and working the janny into becoming a fully fledged pedophile
>works other anons into becoming carter imposters, accusing others of being carter and convincing themselves they are carter
>worked out with balor and kendrick at planet fitness. were impressed with him
>leaves mark like chad serial killer ;^)
>is royalty on Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /wooo/... yet is also the boogeyman
>strong masculine jaw
>had a nxt tryout in 2016. decided to stay with Yea Forums despite a generous offer
>one simple comment in his true form Dean Mark !!F0v4EQGwWZW garners more (you)s and dimes than anyone to a monstrous pop
>actually courted queen yelissa, despite the fact they're actually likely cousins
>benches 500lbs
>multiple feuds with bretcuck, fartchad and others
>faked his own death and kayfabed being in jail
>absolutely btfo mmamanlets on Yea Forums after conor mcmanlet was destroyed in boxing
>works /s/ by making them seethe over harmless diva threads
>works /pol/tards into a seething shoot daily
>is halflife's gman, metal gear's patriots, batman's joker, the architect from the matrix and the Illuminati of Yea Forums
>not uptight and scared of being a cuck
>works Yea Forums into thinking he's jewish, black, canadian, israeli, romanian, mexican or a combination of everything
>Yea Forums equivalent of combined hogan/rock/austin drawing power
>now a part time talent because he draws so many dimes, Yea Forums can't contain him
>predicted ambrose would increase the 2016 Smackdown rating to a 4.00. it did. fake news says otherwise
>literal chad. actually leaves Yea Forums to seek sunlight and pick up his meds
>has Yea Forums eating out of the palm of his hand, and threads made about him constantly

Carter is the all time GOAT hands down.

Yucklissa is back on the menu!

Absolutely based

Finna

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can anyone verify this is his actual trip code?

imagine caring this much about someone you'll never meet

>92
Holy fuck

Mmm

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literally whomst've'd

Based thread
Bases

BASED BASED BASED

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DAMN. Our Queen is lookin nice and thicc.

When is she coming home, lads?

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Look at this bitch talking to himself lmao

"Buy a brain" was my fave, she spit that with hot fire!

>GAS STATION ATTENDANT

Holy fuck, I forgot about that guy. Oh the member berries! He was an idiot, but mad props for living the wagecuck gimmick before it was cool.

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