Now let me tell you a little story of my guy the big show over here

now let me tell you a little story of my guy the big show over here
now I had paul bearer
call out to california
san fernando valley
to some associates of ours at the local 81
paul said "we're gonna need 2 bikes for a ride out to the desert"
the guy said
"brother paul, now we know the deadman can handle it, but I don't know about the big show, in august, its 120 degrees in the middle of death valley"
he says the only thing that survives in death valley are the cold blooded
the snakes and the lizards
paul said "that's all right"
and then on one of those bikes, that you're setting up for us
I want the big show, only to have enough gas
to get to the middle of the desert and not get back
...
so were on our way
we get to the middle of death valley
120 degrees
the big shows bike runs outta gas
and I pull up next to him, and I ask him this question
"its 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?"
he looks me straight in the eyes
without a hesitation, he says
"im gonna wait till you go to sleep, im gonna stab you in the back, i'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I will eat your flesh, till I find food"
I said "good answer big man, but I don't sleep"
and I drove off and left him
I waited on the outskirts of the desert
2 days later
he comes walking out with a snake necktie and lizard boots, carrying his harley davidson on his shoulder
the point of the story is this
what used to be known as summerslam, will now be known as Armageddon
and whoever shows up
will
be
hurt

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This guy is bad.
Bad
Ass
Deadmmmman

>I said "good answer big man, but I don't sleep" and I drove off and left him
Based G.O.A.T.

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was this the lowest point in Undertaker's career?

I honestly never understood whats so bad about that promo. It's obviously not his best, but fuck, it was entertaining, regardless.

The lowest point in the deadmans career is when he had to dig himself out of a grave when he was six feet under or the one time he ran out of mmmm jack.

Any post involving carder makes me fucking laugh

god forbid someone try something new

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Gets BTFO by The Ayatollah of Cholesterola

mmmmmmm