Do you guys have any cool talents or tricks you can do? I can't really do anything cool but i am trying

do you guys have any cool talents or tricks you can do? I can't really do anything cool but i am trying

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I can shoot cum out of my dick

idk but i want to pat the cute anine on the head

are being worn as a belt? plugged by walking nigger dick?
any one can do that

thats
very unique

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like being worn as belt
i wish they could see your face

I can lick my nose, I can double cross my legs, I can put both my feet behind my head, I can not shower or brush my teeth for months at a time, I have masturbated to the same cartoon character every day for a year straight before, I can play children songs on piano, I have gone 11 days without masturbating before.

dubs

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highly respectable user, I tip my fortune towards you.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

thank you for sharing friend

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*poasts*

I can squeeze my sublingual gland with my tongue, then shoot saliva like a snake.

i can lob a 7 year old 10 yards

dont do that they could get hurt

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I'm left handed :^)

by god someone stop this man

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i have fake eyes and an ass thats REAL

thank you friends i go to sleep now

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eye can count to one
watch this
*ahem*
t h r e e

thats very impressive

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I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
I can make you wanna buy a product

why are you here then?

I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
Have 'em all healed of their lacerations
Have 'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
Because I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
And I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

so is your true talent poetry?

Yes those words are my intellectual property do not steal

well thank you for sharing

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