SM/A/CKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

wtf why wouldn't Roman save him there?

one step forward, two steps back with this fn company

Well I guess he doesn't advance after all.

Sorry

>It's Alestiar Black

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wtf, murph a simp

sources tell me the attacker is Brock Lesnar

No push, just jobs

that would be badass, but he just started a program with Dain so it can't be

Is Buddy still banging Alexa?

The revival are jobber CAWs

thank you all for not threadsplitting.

Your kneecaps are safe from my tire iron.

>BASED AND NOBLE PILLED

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Io is best 2D girl

Did he just say "NEW GAY"?

Why are raw guys going after the tag belts

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CHEESE?

Based prophet. What happens next?

HE'S GONNA SAY IT

Roman just threatened to kick his ass. He doesn't care about him

>sell injuries from over an hour ago all way to ring
>stop selling 10 seconds later

why? he was badly exposed

WE WANT OTIS

And just like that Murphetty is put back in his place. Based Daniel keeping floppy manlets out

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>CHEESE?!

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he never did

BASED HEAVY MACHINERY

SAY CRINGE

Roman doesn't trust him yet

Bro is heavy machinery based? They look like a couple of dime machines to me.

How I feel for your mother

WWE is starting to look like TNA in the best way

OTTIS

My dad works at WWE
It's Kevin Nash

It’s complicated

BASED OTIS

we're in here

>on my to beat brock's butt

they were the most organically over babyfaces in the company until a few weeks ago when they got depushed because they were getting too over, theyre great wrestlers too

IF YA DONT HAVE THE GUY YOU'RE TRYING TO PUSH GET 'HUMILIATED' AND 'BURIED' EVERY NOW AND AGAIN THE FANS WILL WISEN UP AND TURN AGAINST HIM LIKE THEY DID TO CENA AND REIGNS

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>pretty lady

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i know but i miss based HIDER

lexi is pure and not for sexuals
based and lexipilled

>muh ribs on faces
>muh ribs on heels
Vince, you better stop

Us Smackchads can't stop winning

how was he exposed, his reign was dimes

>another ad break
This is why I almost never watch live

>will be over with workrate fags
>has the presence and booking to get over with normies too
>seems to be a vince guy
>fucking or fucked Bliss
Holy fucking chad

make it be jinder or harper

it was anti-dimes, literally bombed in india

Otis is banging Mandy?

When is vince going to realize commercial breaks are anti-draws

I would eat Otis' steak no gonna lie

Did the Japs show up yet? I just got here.

he's still a ginge aussie with a mullet and a neckbeard though so it will be an uphill push to get him over unless they do something about his appearance

i only watch to kick back and meme with you bros. hell, we even honk post and lungetty.
don't get so worked up brother

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Based Otis on my TV

I can’t believe wwe conditioned me to rather have an argument on twitter to why pit bulls are aggressive than watch their program

>BOOOOORING
>BOOOOORING

No.

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why are raw ads always for fast food, but smackdown ads always for insurance?

>Boring

OHNONONONONO

This Otis guy is baste

Yeah they already sbowed up and left catering.

OTTIS is fucking massive

Holy fuck dawson and that ref made tucker look so bad there

bros who find her a goddess

you are bad ass to the bone

BURIED

Rawtists are fat weirdos, SmackChads are normal human beings.

>Chad and Shelton on Smackdown

Shelton's gimmick is a troll now?

based Shelton

who in the fuck is this geek

BASED SHELTON

did you notice how over Otis was? on the hot tag, the audience stood to its feet, that has literally not happened all night

thats why he should be WWE champion, he's our steve austin but we're never going to get him

Based Shelton

KEK SHELTON
SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A WEBM OF THAT

MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Manlets btfo!

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SHELTON WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOD DAMNIT GET OUT OF THE SHOT

MANLETS BTFO

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>Roll up win

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BASED SHELTON

HOLY FUCK MANLETS BTFO

Is chad gable dan’s son?

Bases

kek manlets btfo

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

whoever the culprit is, they're a punk bitch for just sitting there

manlets destroyed

MANLET BTFO

MANLET BTFO

What is the cameraman doing in there with the chair guy

Watch it be Necro Butcher that attacked Roman.

So why doesn't he just remove the bag off his head?

those have got to be harper hands.
amirite?

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BASED MIZ

Miz is very handsome.

BASED MANLETS BTFO

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NO, THATS NOT FUNNY

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Clark Gable

I CAME TO BRAY

>WWE planning Shorty G gimmick
>height joke

They're actually going to do it

It's zandig

I legit just want them to show who’s under the fucking blanket so I can go to bed. I hate being an edrone

>YOU MUST BE THIS TALL

ABSOLUTE MADLADS!!

MANLETS COMPLETELY, IRREVOCABLY B-THEFUCK-O.

>height jokes
hah, real funny

I don't know but I'd be cool

Smackdown already wins

roman is being really patient
why doiens't he just go to that room and ask the guy himself?

the attacker is Mojo lol

>He's got the scoops brother

Anyone else feel this who's after Roman angle is a shot at Metlzcuck and his scoop journalism?

the commentary has been great since theres no graves or renee

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making sure he doesn't run
also waterboarding

>Sami
Are they ever going to start pushing him? he's literally a top 3 wrestler in the world.

>Miz on both shows
Quarantine the awful nigger for fucks sake

Send them to Raw and have a dimes fued with the War Raiders

It's wifebeater

Ya seethin manlet?

found the guy who doesn’t qualify for king of the ring

t. manlet

>el generico past his prime is a top 3 wrestler in the world
yikes

>mfw entering joshi threads

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>talking segment with two people from RAW

fucking stop wasting the Smackdown rosters time with this bullshit already

Gay

Oh boy just wait until seth catches wind about buddy murphy and derails his push like he did with braun

make sure he dont pull a Epstein

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>top 3
>what position are Hogan, Austin and Rock?

i agree with him, did you watch NXT?
He's easily the most underestimated talent there is.

Smackdown commercial trivia
>What does Chrisley not believe in?

So how hard will Chrisley get raped in prison?

Hogan cant wrestle you fucking mark

>he's literally a top 3 wrestler in the world.
what

paying taxes

i think he meant today, genius.

>when Kevin Nash makes surprise appearance

vaccines

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Que? Generico has been missing for years

Ska came before reggae.

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You can't make me watch NXT. I watched his whole career until he got to WWE though and I doubt he got very much better because of WWE developmental lol

>go to the gym
>gymbros laugh at me for my shoes (nike roshes, 2 inch lift) and call me "shorty"
>go home
>smackdown mocks short hardgainers like me

Fuck man....why is the world so cruel? Im 5'5 thats not even that fucking bad

his own homosexuality

And

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I don't want to fuck, hell I don't even want a girlfriend, I just was some friends so I can stop feeling alone

lol no he was one of the best in the world Before NXT and was the best when he came into NXT and proved it.
He carried NXT for a little while

>the miz
ugh not again he is pushed more than roman

Wrestling

>nike
You deserved it

Based

will Sami finally top this promo?
youtube.com/watch?v=HhZFv_bUC88

robowaifus are getting close just hang in there brother

go back

Damn you're 5'5'' with lifts? That's fucking pathetic dude

I'll be your friend bro

>The path for Sami Zayn is to AEW.

New

New

New

jews

310 posts per limit you fucking retard

I completely forgot shitstain was the IC champ

>lol no he was one of the best in the world Before NXT
How would you even know if you only watch WWE

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Go fuck yourself.

Que?

Shinsuke Cockamura

Based sami gonna ride shin skays rocket to the moon

Oh boy, we doing the "no speak engrish" gimmick again?

>SAMI AND SHINSKE
>SAMI AND SHINSKE
What the fuck, are they finally pushing Zayn

AEWTISTS BTFO THEY THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE NAKAMURA AS JERIBOOMER PARTNER OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I forgot Nakamura is the IC champ

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tire iron

based nakameme

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the intro for Shinsuke's music is cringe as fuck, and the theme might be even more cringe

Guess he took a break from surfing to work.

>mfw i forgot Nak was IC champ

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I forgot he's champion

Sami is fucking based

>Vince finding managers for all the gooks
BASED

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Jerichos IC record needs to be broken. Miz is here to do it

>shitting on Nakamura
Seriously Fuck Vince

is sami zayn getting a manager gimmick now

Oh fuck off with the WHAT chant crowd.

c'mon Shin

This post is cringe

How inscrutable!

that jap gimp is beating Miz!!

IT'S LIKE PEAR HARBOR ALL OVER AGAIN

BASED NAK

New

New

New

cringe

NOW PEE ON HIM

They really thought that would happen?

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What

that kick to the back of Miz's head was hilarious

At lest he's not gonna job like the last 9 times.

Come homeu Shinsuke-san.

He better be getting longer matches, ill be pissed

this can be my new favorite thing.

Sami is one of the best in the world on the mic and one of the best in the world in the ring

This can actually be a based angke if they play it right

PREEDY SNEEKY

based nakameme

So Sami and Nakamura think they are Kenny Omega now?

Settle down R. Kelly.

miz is shoot hurt

WHAT DID I FUCKING MISS?

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MILD BOOS

Does miz break kayfabe in his show?

no he's just his manager yasimp

He's the janetty to Kevin Steen.

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Ur shoot retarded
Dab4Dab

fug yu japan :D

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>YFW Bryan Sami and Shinske start a best in the world stable

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Sami gets nak and the belt over as a heel then he turns on him and sami gets a face run with he belt

strong style is back baby

lads, Shinsuke and Sami might be based

hes a babyface on his show, so no

Mmmmmm

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LMAO that new gears looks awful.

Hmm. Thought Sami was skinny guy in hood. Wonder if that's Graves in there?

I know it's kinda immoral but I want to violate Kairi Sane bros

>strong style is back baby

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The main character of gears is a WOMAN now?

Jesus christ....
I need to mute these commercials more often

Pls god.
Face Sami vs Heel shinske in a 30 minute iron man

BREAKING: WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Superstar Little Lungs

WWE wishes them the best in all of their future endeavors.

Wh..What happened to him, lads?

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Buddy murphy won, the attacker will be revealed tonight, shin and sami are now a thing

bafed

Smackdown commercial trivia
>what goes good with steak and shrimp?

no one cares about your simpleton story predictions

what's with the cringe music?

rent
free

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Tyson'd

neck is sawdust a long time ago

My ass

>"i used to be a bad guy, now I'm a good guy"
IT'S CALLED HEEL AND FACE MIZ, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

What are the most recent examples of someone "turning heel/face"?

Based, hope he comes to AEdub and DDT's Omega on a poker chip

Every time I see Nakamura on TV, I get so angry.
Looks? DIMES
mannerism? DIMES
work? DIMES
but Vince completely killed his star power. Also fuck the crowd fro not marking out for his entrance.

Neck legitimately turned to sawdust. Apparently has no next to no grip strength in one of his hands.

I want to do things to her butt hole.

Career ending and potentially life threatening injury

Mustard

c-can we join too Sami... Paige is shit and keeps getting more injured somehow

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sasha banks

FUCK KAYFABE MONEY ANGLES ARE SO COOL

he kept kayfabe what's the problem. wrestlers don't call themselves heels and faces on their wrestling show

If the door was open this whole time why didn't he leave

STAND BACK OR I CALL GODZILLA

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BUT WHO'S THE MYSTERIOUS HOODED GUY?

It's Taker under the hood. He is trying to restore balance because Roman was supposed to die of cancer.

>Enhanced interrogation techniques with Daniel and Rowan
Based

Nice

Kairi can't. She will never ever be a credible heel.

wow that's gay.

What did i miss lads

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BASED BIG DOG
Yea Forums IS WWE TERRITORY

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only good one was Ted Dibiase
based digits

Shane is the ref in Owens Elias match.

They look like Mommy and Daughter on vacation

Is Kairi under the towel?

RARE ELIAS THEME

>they changed elias music

why

New theme for Elias?

Been away awhile. Aww, that sucks. Was curious if they'd ever figure out what to do with him.

Elias be theme sucks.

New

New

New

New

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This is horrible entrance music.

Based suzuki

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NEW THREAD

wtf?

>this elias theme

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NO THEY DIDN'T CHANGE ELIASES BASED FUCKIN THEME

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FOOOOOLS

About fucking time for an Elias full entrance.

What the fuck is this music

and human beings dont refer to themselves as playing bad/good guys.

The old music is better

Someone explain what yandere is to Vince. She can go heel that way.

this is the most generic theme i've ever heard

It's Alestair Black bros look at his height and build and pale hands and the fact that everything about him is covered including all his tattooed limbs

>Elias' booked at a weight of 217 pounds
What fucking retard kayfabes these weights? then announce that AJ Styles weighs about that

GET IN HERE, ACTUAL THREAD #4

Over/Under
Kevin Owens 266 pounds.

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Not my Elias
youtube.com/watch?v=CdHwk2syBkk

Y’all see the KO’s a bitch sign?

sure they do. I'm a good guy, miz is a good guy, you're a bad guy, razor is a bad guy

Heath slater

NEW

Way over.

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based crowd

Elias was actually a member of the Star Fox team so he replaced his forelegs and feet with carbon fiber prosthetics to help him pilot better.

Made first

New

New

New

That's just a theory.

Can he do a barrel roll?

>thirst level: 9002

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Gee Bryan, why does Vince let you have two Rowans?

youtube.com/watch?v=oudNKXgm4kI

It was a very good day