Smackdown Thread #2

crowd is kinda based tonight

Charlotte looking FUCKABLE

Has Buddy rassled yet?
also: fuck niggers and fuck jannys

THE MAN IS HERE CHARLOTTE FLAIR

*gets literally no reaction in your path*

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taima alpha here

this and only this

JFC Charles knees are as crooked as her tits

First for "soon"

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So wait is bliss a babyface now?

Charlotte is wearing a ring, d-did she get engaged to El Idolo?

>she didn’t pass the torch, she passed gas
what did she mean by this?

no

>people cheering this shit
just how drunk are they?

>condom on Bliss' mic

why?

Charles looks different every time she shows up now

No one cares about Charles tho

Someone never give Bagley a fucking mic again

>obsessed with a namefag
sad, really sad. pathetic even

So now we gotta hear from Bayley.

I AM SMACKDOWN!!

oh no not this dork

God dammit where is roll bro?!?

Charles is right.

Bayley sounds like a cunt here

Jesus christ charlotte always sounds like she took a tranquilizer before cutting a promo

Charlotte shootan

I don't see how Charles is wrong on anything she said.

TAKE THE BOTOX AWAY FROM CHARLOTTE

So now Bayley thinks she's MJF?

>t-that camera right there?

Why the fuck do you simps not like Charlotte? She's based

big yikes

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mmmmm

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>yummy legs
mamacita

roll bro lives in your heart.
he lives in all of us.

She fucked her up

Bayley should shut up and sit on my face desu

SHOOT

Just a excuse to go woo on a bitch

Charlotte from the neck to her navel, and from her ankles to her pussy, are absolute god tier, everything else is trash

I'm working myself into a shoot with the lack of Little Lungs, is he moving up to the main event now?

NOTICE HOW THERE ARE LESS AND LESS THREAD SPLITTERS EVERY WEEK (and even less in this thread ALREADY)
There were DOZENS last night.
Now?
Nearly NONE.

DO YOU KNOW WHY?
Ill tell you.

BECAUSE THEY GET BANNED.
BY FUCKING ME.

i am PERSONALLY GAURANTEEING ALL OF YOU THAT IF YOU DONT FILLOW THE BOARD RULES AND USE THE LOWEST THREAD NUMBER:

1) you will be banned
2) I will, like i said, track your IP (not hard to do with Yea Forums's shit ip security that doesnt even private it when you post) and come break your kneecaps witha. Tire iron

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.

Ok Bayley IS a cunt

WE GOT SOME DRUNK FELLAS IN THE CROWD TONIGHT

BASED BUDDEH
i'm a mark, tbhonest

She just pushed her? What is she a 5th grader?

kek, I love bayley now (for those 3 seconds)

I need a webm of that Charlotte push, please. It's like she didn't expect it.

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BIG POP BEEG DAWG

who's /NFL/ ready for the regular season here?

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>NOTICE HOW THERE ARE LESS AND LESS THREAD SPLITTERS EVERY WEEK (and even less in this thread ALREADY)
>There were DOZENS last night.
>Now?
>Nearly NONE.
>DO YOU KNOW WHY?
>Ill tell you.
>BECAUSE THEY GET BANNED.
>BY FUCKING ME.
>i am PERSONALLY GAURANTEEING ALL OF YOU THAT IF YOU DONT FILLOW THE BOARD RULES AND USE THE LOWEST THREAD NUMBER:
>1) you will be banned
>2) I will, like i said, track your IP (not hard to do with Yea Forums's shit ip security that doesnt even private it when you post) and come break your kneecaps witha. Tire iron
>THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.

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>a-a-asuka cant do promos!
>literally no womeme talking segment has been better than "you talk too much"

have sex

Why is Bayley so fucking bad. Charles is gonna murder her on the mic.

are they going to quietly drop the tag titles? bliss and nikke already beat everyone lol

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rent-free

Her character is a radicalized hippy that has desceneded back to a 5th grader’s mindsight after a freak lsd accident at lab corp.

THE GOAT
IS
HERE
BAYBAYYYYYY

BBD

Sorry, I'm /cfb/

ECO FASCIST ABOUT TO EXECUTE A ANTIFA MEMBER LIVE

suspended due to a violation of WWE's substance policy. Got caught with a pack of Camel Crush

>ERICK Rowan
Based vintner getting his name back

i know the match hasn't happened yet but Bryan vs Buddy was MOTY, easily

The absolute state of Murphetty. bet he gets a jobber entrance again too

>dude with a Hana Kimura shirt front row

>not waiting for xfl kino

JUST SHOW US HARPER

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cool reddit spacing ya cringe white cuck

K-KAUFMAN NOT SHOWING FEET!?

>Roman appears
>Women cheer
Fucking based!

Oh my God it's Kenny Omega and he's talking to the Big Dog

>pretty sure?
>pretty sure
>Pretty sure? Pretty sure? I need to hear a yes or a no.
>look man I said I'm pretty sure

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eat a dick

I'm a writer that works for WWE, here's a hint. The attackers first name is Leu, and he's after Roman for revenge.

BBD ding-dong diddly save buddy omega from this beat down and turn nhim face

RISE UP and ding-dong diddly FUCK the aints!

Little lungs BTFO again!

basedf

I'm here now, you may rejoice at your leisure

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FUCK

imagine the smell

that's some bethesda tier dialogue right there

i wonder if WWE somehow got smarter and purposely booking Bryan into 2 segments per show now

OH WOW HE SAID HE'LL WHOOP HIS ASS
THIS IS LIKE
SOOOOO BADASSSSSS!!!!!

Examples of people who caught that nice 3 day vacation from this board by me

hi guys!

i am. gotta wait til 2020. which sucks

at least make a new one if you're never gonna stop spamming it

Is this why she always wants us to watch smackdown

roll it bois

THIS IS HOW WE DEAL WITH TRANNIES IN THE E
AEW btfo

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They're still calling him THE NEW DANIEL BRYAN.

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got Io Shirai last time and Lita before that. hoping for similar luck

it's obviously greta thunberg pulling the strings
roman vs greta at clash of champions

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Just show us harper

ill give it a roll

You really think you're worth the effort?

UR NOT GONNA TEMPT ME

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She acts like it.

>more cuck island
yikes

I'm late what did I miss?

eating the logs of shit of:

They are making a second season of cuck island?

Only so I can be in the main event of the AspieBowl.

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Seething

Who raped you?

roll for sonya

What the fuck was that skittles graphic

>no reaction at all for Murphy

>hottest woman there
>tranny

If I get a good one Buddy wins

ew his dubstep theme was wayyy better

Buh gawd it's The Undertaker

Yeahhhhhh boyyyyy

Show us Harper

Let's see who I roll this time.

Does my boy Buddy have a chance at winning King of the Ring (or at least making it to finals)?

holy shit that pop for Murphy

Get up its time to roll now.

I hope the crowd does a WE WANT LEXI chant

Thank you bros.

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mandy get

you mean Luke Harper

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MotY incoming

I'm projecting to finish 3rd but I don't trust yahoo

>replace his shitty theme with an even shittier theme

Man what happened to his theme that shit was weak

Harper Harper Harper

PIC PLEASE

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She should have slapped her. These ARE women, right?

All the hype for this nigga this past week and he comes out to crickets lmao

Daniel Bryan almost got Askren'd

I’m here and there is a pretty good grouping us changing for her

About the same odds as my boy Gable.
That is to say zero and none

lads is this shit gon be lit or am i just high

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MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT

jeezus those demon titties

excellent

BASED NUJAPAN KNEE

So Rowans gimmick is that he wears band tees?
also, Satyricon sucks.

Little Lungs no showed, took his ball and went home

>You're the worst kind of liar, an Australian

I watched the whole last season

it was phenomenal. an amazing expose on psychology, and hysterical.
literally using humans as guinea pigs

>Erick Rowan
Rowan got his name back, Harper is the attacker

How many times did he say Erik? Why they bringing it back

Baste

rolling

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All the numales asking for Kennetty vs Bryan finally get their wish, now do us all a favor and get a clue

Go team pure strikers

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he got the scoop lads!
he got the scoop!

I want lexi

asian please

>Roman threatening to kill Buddy again
wtf, bros, i thought they would unite vs B&R, feel-good moment n all

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>92ers
my fucking gut

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N

>Satyricon sucks

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Dead crowd, only cares about women and 24/7
Barely popped for randy or andrade, no pop for bryan and murphy

SLOW BUILD PAL, SLOW BUILD

>B&R vs R&B

FUCK THIS FUCKING GAY PIECE OF SHIT SHIT

based and lexipilled

He smol

i like Buddy because his name is Buddy, so i can say "buddy" and pretend i have a friend, or 'buddy' cause i don't have friend irl besides you guys who are my real best friends

Yeah.She sure as hell can't touch her dad in the promo department.

first buddy match I've seen
another manlet indie shitter who doesn't sell anjd has zero ring psychology or charisma

I wish wrestling would only be in smark cities like what AEW is doing

>not doing the window for the match people actually care about

That's the WWE champ
Kek

just tuning in miss anything actually good???????????

yeah about 20 years ago

Based

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>Dat wyatt family continuity with Harper and Rohan reconnecting with Bryan who gave them advice when he was with the wyatts
God damn every thing bryan touches turns into gold

QUICK THINK OF TAG TEAM IDEA NAMES AND PUT THEM ON THE WEBSITE TO MAKE THE PEOPLE VOTE FOR IT DAMMIT

few MOTY candidates
Great Muta vs Brian Kendrick was unexpected

If doubles or a 2 bray or undertaker shows up

Lose to me on purpose pls.

You better fillow the board rules you ignorant bunch of mongoloids!! rules

Zelina wearing lingerie and a sports coat for some reason.

based but also lose weight

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How do I get laid Yea Forums?

I like how that hillbilly who threatens everyone's kneecaps every week got his reply deleted

buy aew tshirts

rape

Just be yourself!

I love how these retards just call meteora "double knees!" even though people have been doing it in wwe for years

Go to Hawaii and find some random hula girl.

Why you asking these virgins?

>Rings of Saturn reference

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penis enlargement

time to go audio only and enjoy the shitposting

we want liv morgan

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The Rings of Saturn? When is Bryan gonna bust out the Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza?

Crowd actually starting to give a shit

these workers are awful

fuck he really is discount Omega

LETS GO BUDDY!!!!!!

just put your penis into a vagina

If Liv passed away she would be Dead Morgan.

>gifted striker
Based!

Hookers

Watch Cody and his buddies put themselves over on AEW

>buddy got over by losing
Vince proven right yet again

why would there be a reaction?

Based Buddy getting over again

What step of the plan is Buddy on, someone lay it out for me FFS?!

>shibata btfo by Bryan

Try a rebranding of yourself with a bar hopping gimmick where you talk to girls. Can work for heel and face roles too so it's less constraining to your character compared to a church gimmick

WE’RE ON STEP FIVE PAL, WE’RE ON STEP FIVE

Why hasn't there been one superkick? WWE sucks

HOLY BASED 6 STAR MATCH

that missionary position pin is really fucking erotic

Buddy getting over

Where can I find hot not fat hookers?

Exactly how good to you have to be to come out to no pop whatsoever and get the crowd chanting your name against DBry by the end of the match?

Daniel's match with Kenny back in RoH was better. Also what the fuck happened to Kenny's teeth?

>Buddy
yeah
>Bryan
boo

Wtf, Buddy is more over than Bryan??

Fucking Bryan can put a nigga over let me fucking tell you

So buddy’s one good match was a fluke?

WAS THAT A DOUBLE KNEE SLAPPER

If they hadnt made Murphy act like an asshole to Roman a couple weeks ago, this would be the greatest face push of all time

What part of Europe are European uppercuts from?

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HE DID IT

FUCKIN BASED

OH SHITTTTTT
IM MARKIN OUTTTT

BASED MURPHY

did you not just watch the match? bryan put long offense on him and has built him

The based New Japan moveset chad did it.

That finisher is pretty based. Ngl

Dating apps best bet

lol

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Getting ready for the Texicans to go 8-8 because we have the toughest schedule in the handegg football league

Daniel is the heel

BUDDY WINS! PLANET EARTH BTFO!

idk about hot, but finding a skinny hooker is pretty damn easy

NO way! He went over!

BASED

WHAT!???

This whole story with Murphy is literally a fluke

SO HE CAN WIN AGAINST BRYAN BUT NOT ROMEME
YES I'M DING-DONG DIDDLY SEETHING

SHOW US HARPER!!!

Bryan is a pro. He could get me over.

BASED BUDDY

HOLY FUCKING BASED

WTF?!?!

HOLY FUCKING BASED

If anyone ever claims Bryan isnt the best ever, you have the right to call them a sorry knob

The Roman match was better

PUSH FOR MURPH CONFIRMED
PUSH FOR MURPH CONFIRMED
PUSH FOR MURPH CONFIRMED

What if you just don't have the in-bar skills to put down drinks?

BASED BUDDY GETTING PUSHED TO JUPITER

his finisher is shit

>inb4 Buddy to NXT to directly compete with Omemega

skinnier than luke and bray

There's no way Buddy isn't at least going to the KotR finals if he just got this type of push. Smackdown side is weak anyway so perfect opportunity for him.

Why does Otunga have lawyer buddies?

Who tf is the man under the blanket??

It's blake

BASADO

Classic Bryan. That's why he's the best in the world.

YA SEE HOW OVER THIS AUSSIE IS ALREADY PALS? THAT'S HOW YA MAKE A STAR.
Let me lay it out for you.
Step 1) Guy is really good. But gets underused. has a small base of support as a result
Step 2) Finally gets used but gets punked out. Gets support base fired up - just check every tweet about the Roman Buddy match before Smack, full of people bitching that they better not bury him.
Step 3) Has a great match that shows even more people how great he is while also establishing him as being able to hang with main eventers to keep him credible. Support base grows.
Step 4) Support base gets outraged again when Bryan and Rowan punk him out and will campaign for him more.
Step 5) Turn him face in another starmaking performance vs Bryan

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give him a Alter Bridge or Saliva song and he's set for a main event push

This just solidifies that Daniel is the most selfless individual on the roster.

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Okada is better

Bo?

Daniel bryan is the best wrestler on the planet

He got BUDDY FUCKING MURPHY
a thigh slapping INDIE SHITTER over...
After getting kofi kingston over and WWE champ.

Can omemega make a guy look like gold like that? How about...pfft....fpff.....HAHA....OH.....how about OSPREAY HAHAHAHAH

He's a lawyer

more like omega is overpriced and overrated buddy

but HUGE hands

yawn, time for bed
it's gonna be bryan, rowan and harper vs roman and usos
screenshot this

That was def harper

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

Did the Purge show get a 2nd season?

>no balloons okada
>good

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Based as fuck you we’re right

>Daniel bryan is the best wrestler on the planet
I used to deny this

GOOD SHIT PAL

wtf is that even legal

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Crowds always cheer Bryan, regardless face or heel

LITTLE LUN- nah just kidding again

Guess again

WHERE THE FUCK IS LITTLE LUNGS

PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOTING STAR PRESS A MAN BEFORE PINNING HIM OUTSIDE OF THE RING

It's going to be EC3. Cap this

Wait 2nd season? Was the first any good?

He should come out to Liar by Henry Rollins Band.

Rent free

who has a huge fat gut and huge hands in wwe

Time for some Smackdown commercial trivia...
>What was John Tyson’s motto?

Aleister?

The persons hands are nowhere near tan enough to be him

fickle
Fickle
FICKLE
FICKLE

shut up, crowds are stoopid anwa

new thread when?

>Daniel bryan is the best wrestler on the planet
Has been since he debuted and will be until he retires most likely.

Oh the fashion police are on the case

it's heath slater

What's a motto?

Is Buddy still fucking Alexa?

he wears tanning oil, retard

I think Sami can reach his level with the correct push, and a few 25 min matches as a face.
No one else though.

You think he misses fucking Lexi?

When better chickens can be hatched, we’ll hatch them

NEW

That's where you play strong style and learn to harden your liver up or you cheese and take shortcuts like the great stars of the 80's and you go on the loaf of bread before the big match method.

Yeah,a new thread that is ACCORDING TO THE RULES, right?

Well I guess he doesn't advance.

>Bryan puts himself back over
>after putting Buddy completely over
> while pushing Buddy even more.

Jesus fucking based DBry

oh, I thought it was because he's a black criminal, seems he actually was a shoot lawyer

>NIGGERS

Bayley

She looks like Dustin from Stranger Things nowadays

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disgusting, so easy to fix by using he thong gimmick