Smackdown Thread #2
17 years ago steph was my waifu
based
hey bud
want to join my stable?
namechads like us...
together we could rule this board
what do you say?
I hope the roman angle is another red herring and the guy under there is just some backstage nobody and it's all a joke by bryan
so many smark tears
THANK YOU FOR USING MY THREAD IT HELPS ME DILATE AFTER A HARD DAY
more like APShart lol
well. hope u feel better
TOES, LEXI. WE NEED THE TOES.
Who else /kobestreams chad/?
dicks out bois
crowd is kinda based tonight
Charlotte looking FUCKABLE
Has Buddy rassled yet?
also: fuck niggers and fuck jannys
THE MAN IS HERE CHARLOTTE FLAIR
*gets literally no reaction in your path*
taima alpha here
this and only this
JFC Charles knees are as crooked as her tits
First for "soon"
So wait is bliss a babyface now?
Charlotte is wearing a ring, d-did she get engaged to El Idolo?
>she didn’t pass the torch, she passed gas
what did she mean by this?
no
>people cheering this shit
just how drunk are they?
>condom on Bliss' mic
why?
Charles looks different every time she shows up now
No one cares about Charles tho
Someone never give Bagley a fucking mic again
>obsessed with a namefag
sad, really sad. pathetic even
So now we gotta hear from Bayley.
I AM SMACKDOWN!!
oh no not this dork
God dammit where is roll bro?!?
Charles is right.
Bayley sounds like a cunt here
Jesus christ charlotte always sounds like she took a tranquilizer before cutting a promo
Charlotte shootan
I don't see how Charles is wrong on anything she said.
TAKE THE BOTOX AWAY FROM CHARLOTTE
So now Bayley thinks she's MJF?
>t-that camera right there?
Why the fuck do you simps not like Charlotte? She's based
big yikes
mmmmm
>yummy legs
mamacita
roll bro lives in your heart.
he lives in all of us.
She fucked her up
Bayley should shut up and sit on my face desu
SHOOT
Just a excuse to go woo on a bitch
Charlotte from the neck to her navel, and from her ankles to her pussy, are absolute god tier, everything else is trash
I'm working myself into a shoot with the lack of Little Lungs, is he moving up to the main event now?
NOTICE HOW THERE ARE LESS AND LESS THREAD SPLITTERS EVERY WEEK (and even less in this thread ALREADY)
There were DOZENS last night.
Now?
Nearly NONE.
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
Ill tell you.
BECAUSE THEY GET BANNED.
BY FUCKING ME.
i am PERSONALLY GAURANTEEING ALL OF YOU THAT IF YOU DONT FILLOW THE BOARD RULES AND USE THE LOWEST THREAD NUMBER:
1) you will be banned
2) I will, like i said, track your IP (not hard to do with Yea Forums's shit ip security that doesnt even private it when you post) and come break your kneecaps witha. Tire iron
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.
Ok Bayley IS a cunt
WE GOT SOME DRUNK FELLAS IN THE CROWD TONIGHT
BASED BUDDEH
i'm a mark, tbhonest
She just pushed her? What is she a 5th grader?
kek, I love bayley now (for those 3 seconds)
I need a webm of that Charlotte push, please. It's like she didn't expect it.
BIG POP BEEG DAWG
who's /NFL/ ready for the regular season here?
>NOTICE HOW THERE ARE LESS AND LESS THREAD SPLITTERS EVERY WEEK (and even less in this thread ALREADY)
>There were DOZENS last night.
>Now?
>Nearly NONE.
>DO YOU KNOW WHY?
>Ill tell you.
>BECAUSE THEY GET BANNED.
>BY FUCKING ME.
>i am PERSONALLY GAURANTEEING ALL OF YOU THAT IF YOU DONT FILLOW THE BOARD RULES AND USE THE LOWEST THREAD NUMBER:
>1) you will be banned
>2) I will, like i said, track your IP (not hard to do with Yea Forums's shit ip security that doesnt even private it when you post) and come break your kneecaps witha. Tire iron
>THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.
>a-a-asuka cant do promos!
>literally no womeme talking segment has been better than "you talk too much"
have sex
Why is Bayley so fucking bad. Charles is gonna murder her on the mic.
are they going to quietly drop the tag titles? bliss and nikke already beat everyone lol
rent-free
Her character is a radicalized hippy that has desceneded back to a 5th grader’s mindsight after a freak lsd accident at lab corp.
THE GOAT
IS
HERE
BAYBAYYYYYY
BBD
Sorry, I'm /cfb/
ECO FASCIST ABOUT TO EXECUTE A ANTIFA MEMBER LIVE
suspended due to a violation of WWE's substance policy. Got caught with a pack of Camel Crush
>ERICK Rowan
Based vintner getting his name back
i know the match hasn't happened yet but Bryan vs Buddy was MOTY, easily
The absolute state of Murphetty. bet he gets a jobber entrance again too
>dude with a Hana Kimura shirt front row
>not waiting for xfl kino
JUST SHOW US HARPER
cool reddit spacing ya cringe white cuck
K-KAUFMAN NOT SHOWING FEET!?
>Roman appears
>Women cheer
Fucking based!
Oh my God it's Kenny Omega and he's talking to the Big Dog
>pretty sure?
>pretty sure
>Pretty sure? Pretty sure? I need to hear a yes or a no.
>look man I said I'm pretty sure
eat a dick
I'm a writer that works for WWE, here's a hint. The attackers first name is Leu, and he's after Roman for revenge.
BBD ding-dong diddly save buddy omega from this beat down and turn nhim face
RISE UP and ding-dong diddly FUCK the aints!
Little lungs BTFO again!
basedf
I'm here now, you may rejoice at your leisure
FUCK
imagine the smell
that's some bethesda tier dialogue right there
i wonder if WWE somehow got smarter and purposely booking Bryan into 2 segments per show now
OH WOW HE SAID HE'LL WHOOP HIS ASS
THIS IS LIKE
SOOOOO BADASSSSSS!!!!!
Examples of people who caught that nice 3 day vacation from this board by me
hi guys!
i am. gotta wait til 2020. which sucks
at least make a new one if you're never gonna stop spamming it
Is this why she always wants us to watch smackdown
roll it bois
THIS IS HOW WE DEAL WITH TRANNIES IN THE E
AEW btfo
They're still calling him THE NEW DANIEL BRYAN.
got Io Shirai last time and Lita before that. hoping for similar luck
it's obviously greta thunberg pulling the strings
roman vs greta at clash of champions
Just show us harper
ill give it a roll
You really think you're worth the effort?
UR NOT GONNA TEMPT ME
She acts like it.
>more cuck island
yikes
I'm late what did I miss?
eating the logs of shit of:
They are making a second season of cuck island?
Only so I can be in the main event of the AspieBowl.
Seething
Who raped you?
roll for sonya
What the fuck was that skittles graphic
>no reaction at all for Murphy
>hottest woman there
>tranny
If I get a good one Buddy wins
ew his dubstep theme was wayyy better
Buh gawd it's The Undertaker
Yeahhhhhh boyyyyy
Show us Harper
Let's see who I roll this time.
Does my boy Buddy have a chance at winning King of the Ring (or at least making it to finals)?
holy shit that pop for Murphy
Get up its time to roll now.
I hope the crowd does a WE WANT LEXI chant
Thank you bros.
mandy get
you mean Luke Harper
MotY incoming
I'm projecting to finish 3rd but I don't trust yahoo
>replace his shitty theme with an even shittier theme
Man what happened to his theme that shit was weak
Harper Harper Harper
PIC PLEASE
She should have slapped her. These ARE women, right?
All the hype for this nigga this past week and he comes out to crickets lmao
Daniel Bryan almost got Askren'd
I’m here and there is a pretty good grouping us changing for her
About the same odds as my boy Gable.
That is to say zero and none
lads is this shit gon be lit or am i just high
MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
jeezus those demon titties
excellent
BASED NUJAPAN KNEE
So Rowans gimmick is that he wears band tees?
also, Satyricon sucks.
Little Lungs no showed, took his ball and went home
>You're the worst kind of liar, an Australian
I watched the whole last season
it was phenomenal. an amazing expose on psychology, and hysterical.
literally using humans as guinea pigs
>Erick Rowan
Rowan got his name back, Harper is the attacker
How many times did he say Erik? Why they bringing it back
Baste
rolling
All the numales asking for Kennetty vs Bryan finally get their wish, now do us all a favor and get a clue
Go team pure strikers
he got the scoop lads!
he got the scoop!
I want lexi
asian please
>Roman threatening to kill Buddy again
wtf, bros, i thought they would unite vs B&R, feel-good moment n all
>92ers
my fucking gut
N
>Satyricon sucks
Dead crowd, only cares about women and 24/7
Barely popped for randy or andrade, no pop for bryan and murphy
SLOW BUILD PAL, SLOW BUILD
>B&R vs R&B
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAY PIECE OF SHIT SHIT
based and lexipilled
He smol
i like Buddy because his name is Buddy, so i can say "buddy" and pretend i have a friend, or 'buddy' cause i don't have friend irl besides you guys who are my real best friends
Yeah.She sure as hell can't touch her dad in the promo department.
first buddy match I've seen
another manlet indie shitter who doesn't sell anjd has zero ring psychology or charisma
I wish wrestling would only be in smark cities like what AEW is doing
>not doing the window for the match people actually care about
That's the WWE champ
Kek
just tuning in miss anything actually good???????????
yeah about 20 years ago
Based
>Dat wyatt family continuity with Harper and Rohan reconnecting with Bryan who gave them advice when he was with the wyatts
God damn every thing bryan touches turns into gold
QUICK THINK OF TAG TEAM IDEA NAMES AND PUT THEM ON THE WEBSITE TO MAKE THE PEOPLE VOTE FOR IT DAMMIT
few MOTY candidates
Great Muta vs Brian Kendrick was unexpected
If doubles or a 2 bray or undertaker shows up
Lose to me on purpose pls.
You better fillow the board rules you ignorant bunch of mongoloids!! rules
Zelina wearing lingerie and a sports coat for some reason.
based but also lose weight
How do I get laid Yea Forums?
I like how that hillbilly who threatens everyone's kneecaps every week got his reply deleted
buy aew tshirts
rape
Just be yourself!
I love how these retards just call meteora "double knees!" even though people have been doing it in wwe for years
Go to Hawaii and find some random hula girl.
Why you asking these virgins?
>Rings of Saturn reference
penis enlargement
time to go audio only and enjoy the shitposting
we want liv morgan
The Rings of Saturn? When is Bryan gonna bust out the Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza?
Crowd actually starting to give a shit
these workers are awful
fuck he really is discount Omega
LETS GO BUDDY!!!!!!
just put your penis into a vagina
If Liv passed away she would be Dead Morgan.
>gifted striker
Based!
Hookers
Watch Cody and his buddies put themselves over on AEW
>buddy got over by losing
Vince proven right yet again
why would there be a reaction?
Based Buddy getting over again
What step of the plan is Buddy on, someone lay it out for me FFS?!
>shibata btfo by Bryan
Try a rebranding of yourself with a bar hopping gimmick where you talk to girls. Can work for heel and face roles too so it's less constraining to your character compared to a church gimmick
WE’RE ON STEP FIVE PAL, WE’RE ON STEP FIVE
Why hasn't there been one superkick? WWE sucks
HOLY BASED 6 STAR MATCH
that missionary position pin is really fucking erotic
Buddy getting over
Where can I find hot not fat hookers?
Exactly how good to you have to be to come out to no pop whatsoever and get the crowd chanting your name against DBry by the end of the match?
Daniel's match with Kenny back in RoH was better. Also what the fuck happened to Kenny's teeth?
>Buddy
yeah
>Bryan
boo
Wtf, Buddy is more over than Bryan??
Fucking Bryan can put a nigga over let me fucking tell you
So buddy’s one good match was a fluke?
WAS THAT A DOUBLE KNEE SLAPPER
If they hadnt made Murphy act like an asshole to Roman a couple weeks ago, this would be the greatest face push of all time
What part of Europe are European uppercuts from?
HE DID IT
FUCKIN BASED
OH SHITTTTTT
IM MARKIN OUTTTT
BASED MURPHY
did you not just watch the match? bryan put long offense on him and has built him
The based New Japan moveset chad did it.
That finisher is pretty based. Ngl
Dating apps best bet
lol
Getting ready for the Texicans to go 8-8 because we have the toughest schedule in the handegg football league
Daniel is the heel
BUDDY WINS! PLANET EARTH BTFO!
idk about hot, but finding a skinny hooker is pretty damn easy
NO way! He went over!
BASED
WHAT!???
This whole story with Murphy is literally a fluke
SO HE CAN WIN AGAINST BRYAN BUT NOT ROMEME
YES I'M DING-DONG DIDDLY SEETHING
SHOW US HARPER!!!
Bryan is a pro. He could get me over.
BASED BUDDY
HOLY FUCKING BASED
WTF?!?!
HOLY FUCKING BASED
If anyone ever claims Bryan isnt the best ever, you have the right to call them a sorry knob
The Roman match was better
PUSH FOR MURPH CONFIRMED
PUSH FOR MURPH CONFIRMED
PUSH FOR MURPH CONFIRMED
What if you just don't have the in-bar skills to put down drinks?
BASED BUDDY GETTING PUSHED TO JUPITER
his finisher is shit
>inb4 Buddy to NXT to directly compete with Omemega
skinnier than luke and bray
There's no way Buddy isn't at least going to the KotR finals if he just got this type of push. Smackdown side is weak anyway so perfect opportunity for him.
Why does Otunga have lawyer buddies?
Who tf is the man under the blanket??
It's blake
BASADO
Classic Bryan. That's why he's the best in the world.
YA SEE HOW OVER THIS AUSSIE IS ALREADY PALS? THAT'S HOW YA MAKE A STAR.
Let me lay it out for you.
Step 1) Guy is really good. But gets underused. has a small base of support as a result
Step 2) Finally gets used but gets punked out. Gets support base fired up - just check every tweet about the Roman Buddy match before Smack, full of people bitching that they better not bury him.
Step 3) Has a great match that shows even more people how great he is while also establishing him as being able to hang with main eventers to keep him credible. Support base grows.
Step 4) Support base gets outraged again when Bryan and Rowan punk him out and will campaign for him more.
Step 5) Turn him face in another starmaking performance vs Bryan
give him a Alter Bridge or Saliva song and he's set for a main event push
This just solidifies that Daniel is the most selfless individual on the roster.
Okada is better
Bo?
Daniel bryan is the best wrestler on the planet
He got BUDDY FUCKING MURPHY
a thigh slapping INDIE SHITTER over...
After getting kofi kingston over and WWE champ.
Can omemega make a guy look like gold like that? How about...pfft....fpff.....HAHA....OH.....how about OSPREAY HAHAHAHAH
He's a lawyer
more like omega is overpriced and overrated buddy
but HUGE hands
yawn, time for bed
it's gonna be bryan, rowan and harper vs roman and usos
screenshot this
That was def harper
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
Did the Purge show get a 2nd season?
>no balloons okada
>good
Based as fuck you we’re right
>Daniel bryan is the best wrestler on the planet
I used to deny this
GOOD SHIT PAL
wtf is that even legal
Crowds always cheer Bryan, regardless face or heel
LITTLE LUN- nah just kidding again
Guess again
WHERE THE FUCK IS LITTLE LUNGS
PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOTING STAR PRESS A MAN BEFORE PINNING HIM OUTSIDE OF THE RING
It's going to be EC3. Cap this
Wait 2nd season? Was the first any good?
He should come out to Liar by Henry Rollins Band.
Rent free
who has a huge fat gut and huge hands in wwe
Time for some Smackdown commercial trivia...
>What was John Tyson’s motto?
Aleister?
The persons hands are nowhere near tan enough to be him
fickle
Fickle
FICKLE
FICKLE
shut up, crowds are stoopid anwa
new thread when?
>Daniel bryan is the best wrestler on the planet
Has been since he debuted and will be until he retires most likely.
Oh the fashion police are on the case
it's heath slater
What's a motto?
Is Buddy still fucking Alexa?
he wears tanning oil, retard
I think Sami can reach his level with the correct push, and a few 25 min matches as a face.
No one else though.
You think he misses fucking Lexi?
When better chickens can be hatched, we’ll hatch them
NEW
That's where you play strong style and learn to harden your liver up or you cheese and take shortcuts like the great stars of the 80's and you go on the loaf of bread before the big match method.
Yeah,a new thread that is ACCORDING TO THE RULES, right?
Well I guess he doesn't advance.
>Bryan puts himself back over
>after putting Buddy completely over
> while pushing Buddy even more.
Jesus fucking based DBry
oh, I thought it was because he's a black criminal, seems he actually was a shoot lawyer
>NIGGERS
Bayley
She looks like Dustin from Stranger Things nowadays
disgusting, so easy to fix by using he thong gimmick