Smackdown Live Gamethread

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I miss her

I hate the Staples Center audience. They go out of their way to be contrarian edgelords. God, Vince should have turned Ronda heel the Monday after Survivor Series instead of dragging out her face run until three weeks before WM.

Finally little lungs will go over tonight

I guess this is the thread

wan sum fug?

i sure as fuck don't
even becko is better than that bitch

BASED SNEK

I'll miss her finger

I HEAR MELTZER IN MY HEAD

BASED SNEK

y las velas?

So Elias is losing to Owens cause the 24/7 belt, right?

this KKK gimmick is dimes

Plans change, he's gonna job out again

Why are Smackdown threads always so empty? :(

Dude that's pretty gay

And Owens is being booked like SCSA now.

Need help lads, Taco Tuesday Edition:

Taco Bueno, Taco Bell, Taco Cabana, Taco Casa, or Jack In The Box?

Finna

because it's the b show

The White Experience

Stoopid

Nice Randall is fired up

Chik-Fil-a or Burger King taco

cant believe randy orton is making his feud with the new day work

Kofi is STUPID!!!

>BECAUSE KOFI KINGSTON IS A NIGGER

Kofi STOOPID

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Ding-Dong DiddlyrKo

Not everyone can be a smackchad

It's weird seeing Randy actually cut a promo. He usually just RKOs than leaves.

Kofi Kingston is stoopid

STOOPID

Del Taco

HEY KOFI

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*then

KKKlandy Orton

Ambush from behind

this sucks

Can we watch Monster Kingdom instead?

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SUCKERPUNCHING NIGGER

BK Impossible Burger you fat fucks

Why do they never put her on tv? She's the best women on the roster by far.

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Why does no one ever see the attack from behind coming when the other person doesnt come out like normal?

stupid bulbasaur can't get the chair right

is this a heel turn??
what a great face lol

Did he put the chair on the wrong way?

all these retarded boomers on instagram reposting copy pasta not allowing ig to use their photos lmao bunch of fucking idiots. even punk fell for it

It's "woman" hillbilly, and why do you idiots mark out for these chimps?

why can't a face have an edge?

THE MCDONALD GANG IS HERE TO STOP KOFI

she's on the autism spectrum worse than Fatsuka and can't learn English

Fuck this shit, who tried to kill my big dog?!

So why is randy teaming with the revival
Why did they save him

WE JOB HARD

Yes.He's black.Therefore, stupid

Little Lungs attacked the Big Dog

WE GON' SEE WHO STUPID TODAY, WE GON' SEE!

I bet on some level, regardless the requirements of the storyline, these lines are shoot as fuck for Kofi.

Because Vince doesn't like Asians, or any woman that isn't blonde

Are you from 1994?

I'm from India you stupid nigger

my dream is to have wrestlers sponsored by corporations and have a bidding war to see who goes over

>botches the chair
STOOPID
STOOPID
STOOPID

I didn't get it, Kofi is what?

Vince doesn't like women at all.

sawdust hips

JitB man

Lite up, enjoy

Too many damn recaps, why do they assume we can't remember anything?

Can someone please lay it out for me what step of the genius Vince plan is Buddo currently on??

racism is peak cringe, buddy

Bryan is so little.

it better be The Club
i'm still salty as fuck they lost last night.
could really use a 2sweet bros

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its for the 4 year olds

Jack in the Box for maximum value

Sounds like some purge type shit. Make the matches to the death and wacth the dimes come in.

Lads what am i missing

OH GOD NO CORY GRAVES AGAIN!

we are in deeo shit now lads.

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back to /wooo/, nigger

WHO TURNED ON THE GOD DAM KINO FILTER ON SMACK IT FEELS LIKE 2017 AGAIN BOYS

EL

they should have dbry be full blown antifa gimmick

2sweet, motherfucker

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Did anything happen in the first ten minutes? I tune in and it's the same recap for the tenth time

First time watching smack in about a year. This storyline seems kino.

Jack

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it was me roman
it was me

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>lawyer friend of mine

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Where's graves at?

KINO TIME

Kofi/Orton+revival brawl

>YEAH. I ATTACKED THAT LOWER LIFE FORM ROMAN

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EL CENTINELA DEL ESPACIO

Orton called Kofi stupid, Kofi chimped out with a chair.

>burger
I think we both know who's the fatass here

I WANT TO BENCH PRESS GOBLINA

LITTLE LUNGS WHEN

She smol

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what a fucking simp LTG is

YOOOOOO

i just took a bong rip and i think i figured it out

Bryan is going to bring in the 3rd man

WHO IS GONNA BE FAGGOTS

EL JOBBOLO!!!!

>n-nigger, haha, I can say it here and be safe from chads!

Still can't believe she sent Brock to the hospital.

Fired????????? Or on Vacation? Never heard anything on the IWC.

Best thing they've done in a while even if they botched the execution of one of the 'accidents' in hilarious fashion

Zelina lookin cute with the 80s curls.
I hope they come back.

Will we get a Wyatt promo tonight? I need more funhouse

Hogan

he's working the dark matches, paying his dues

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That shit has like 500 percent more sodium than regular burgers. It will unironically give you a heart attack.

Harper would be based as fuck in the nirvana band

Harper

I hope randy and revival become a white supremacist faction

Andrade's basically a lock in for semifinals
Who's fighting him?

I'm worried that they might have abandoned the Funhouse now that the Fiend has debuted.

This better be good Yea Forums.
What are you eating?

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LARS
A
R
S

If its kot Harper, I will shit a chicken

Fuck you im trying Emojis.

Apollo Crews looks like he has Erectile dysfunction but at the same time would force me to watch as he rails my girlfriend

IT WAS US ROMAN
I TOLD YOU IF THE CANCER DIDN'T KILL YOU I WOULD

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shit, you might be right. based braindead pothead

if it's luke harper i will smash this laptop with joy

Little Lungs is going to debut on the first live NXT and kill AEW's ratings before it starts

>babyface
>maliciously trying to injure a man

Really dont get how they are booking the pancake throwing jamaican

BASED CHRISLEY

Based calzone bro

post your jaw fatass

CONGRATULATIONS TO WWE

Literally no one asked for NXT live. Hell NXT marks are happy with the current format because it allows them to see not trainwreck matches

racism isn't real people people draw their own conclusions from data they have gathered over the course of their lives, if every dog you met bites you, you're probably not going like dogs, and if every x person you met acts like y, then you're probably going to think thats how x people act

you need to think about it more user, it's a trick of language that people are using to manipulate you, like many political words

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HERE IS THE PEPE

WE DID IT LADS

BASED

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>kevin owens shane feud still ongoing

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>9th grade reading level detected

Hey man I love calzones. Enjoy.

kevin trying to pretend he would care if he got fined 100k

Mickie James special

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He broke Xavier's leg, you want him to just cry about it like a simp?

>begging to drop the fine
booo

Based face Shane coming back.

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STONE COLD KEVIN OWENS

The fat neckbeard is winning kotr and squashing Elias, Buddy and Andrade along the way isnt he bros?

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imagine getting offended by racism on Yea Forums like a sub-80 IQ nigger

I LOVE KAYFABE MONEY ANGLES

I THINK KEVIN OWENS SUCKS

So why is Kevin Owens looking like a bitch after all that outlaw shit for a month? Was this really the endgame? to make him look even worse than before?

Shane gonna swerve and dock one of owens checks.

Remember when everyone thought this guy was the future

based KvS chad

wtf is that Mexican slut wearing under her jacket?

is she going to take that jacket off?

>Spiccy dicky was sitting in the ring pointing at the throne for all that time
lol

BASED.

He went over Capone clean, the Chrisleys are next.

I want him to get his shucking and jiving ass off my screen

:D

I had Tendies & a Chicken shishkebab.

Abollo Grews :DDD

Wait, a FUCKING NIGGER AGAIN?

>offended

Lingerie.

I assume its to show hes reasonable and shane does some overly asshole shit so kevin is justified in killing him

Shane gonna double the fine to 200k

Ebin

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You are based if you can name the ep

>Chads
You mean soijaks.

Bretty sure "Who can eat the most meat"

By that logic no one should be racist against Oriental Asians because most of their countries have plenty of development and lower crime rates and shootings than all America.

Wtf same

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It's actually refreshing to see him have some edge, if they want him to keep winning people over they have to develop his character more

>Gears 5
fuck off with that cringe inducing trash

Oriental Asians are known to be some of the most xenophobic cultures in the world user.

You are indeed BASED.

Bonus name the ep

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Is Progressive trying to fade out Flo?

Whats happening right now?
Not sure if my stream is delayed or not.

And?

Checked

who's the better emperor lol

Yes, Jim is the new face of the company

>m-meme armor activated!

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Kevin Owens is fingering shane to get rid of the fine

first time I watched live in a long time
forgot how many ad breaks you americans have
how do you put up with it? is every show like this with ads literally every 10 minutes?

based chinks are smart enough to hate the fuck out of niggers

Would you guys rather be friends with a thwomp or a whomp

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gonna be upset if that jacket doesn't come off Zelina

Its delayed then because im on the part where i fuck your mom.

dicks

Thwimp

Who tried to kill Roman? I think it was Liv

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So they can strap the rocket to BASED Jamie and push him to pluto. Hot ass wife commercial, becomes a step-father simply by bundling insurance. The guy is fucking dimes and everyone knows this

also, checked

WHERE IS LITTLE LUNGS?!

little lungs or we riot

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but also hate the fuck out of americans

No, vince is just greedy

based só €€oyó €€boy

>accidenal came on m keboard

i don wan o go o warran service because hell know is cummies

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It'll be a distraction for a win.

I will accept that because at one point Spenny tries to make it that. Title is "Who Can?"

Worked, kid

that's why we have smart phones now. We always have a distraction.

good thing I'm not an American or a nigger which are pretty much one in the same

I want Liv to shiv me

Ya seethe?

huh? what u mean

>not fapping with a condom on

Are you literally gay?

lol jesus christ you guys kill me

HOLY FUCKING FAT

Imagine Apollo Crews with hair
How weird is that

he's going over tonight user

hey guys. i dont wanna be arsed to watch an entire smackdown waiting for kabuki warriors on the chance they don't even show up. if they do, can one of you make a thread and let me know so i dont miss it? thanks.

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Can't clean your own keyboard or what? simpboy

Tell him it belongs to your trans girlfriend. Then he can't say anything.

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Yeah fuming.

huh? What you mean

when is liv coming out?

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tf?

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As autistic?

oh, right
Spencer wanted to do badminton, originally

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM thats some USDA GRADE A PRIME BEEF you are disgracing there , thats gonna be - huh, what u mean son, you were just making a joke at the expense of women?................. well thats gonna be 40 pure keks from me, just come bring the boys a case of beer and I got the bottle of jack.

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What ya gonna do with all that money
Ya gonna keep it to ya self
Keep it to ya self
Too much money
Too much money

I'm afraid to ask what shiv means?

...

hottie

did someone get a cap of the MAGA sign

how's goblina's foot game? she must have tiny feet

Good match

BASED IDOLO

japan and korea are rarely criticised even by staunch nationalists from other countries, in my experience, and the same is true for thais. hitler admired the japanese and considered them aryan. i think people have a problem with the way chinese people conduct their government, as well as their history of animal and human rights violations and some of their traditions. but that's not some racist fantasy or unreasonable reaction to chinese people, those are actually legitimate criticisms.

it's true that not all people act the same way but culture is real and different peoples have different cultures, and its okay to not like another culture if its values conflict with yours, thats not IQ or unreasonable, it is normal human behaviour, and that is why racism is not real in my opinion

Apollo Crewes is also based as fuck and this is a good match

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Please extrapulate.

NIGGERS BTFO
SPICS WIN AGAIN

andrade gettin booed lol

Andrade needs more heat

go to bed NEET

not gonna read your entire whinge mate

This guy should just retire Rey. Like Rey retired Perro Aguayo.

>Andrade vs Gable or Shelton
based

Yeah, I'm thinking the P'Zone is based

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DANIEL NO

cute, gimmie sauce la

I hope he becomes a bigger star than Del Rio

Who’s under the black blanket bros????

beheading soon

It’s fucking Harper

WHO IS IT

THAT HAS TO BE HARPER

ITS KURT ANGLE WTF

Is that the $4.99 P ZONE from Pizza Hut?

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you live in the UK so it's already too late for you anyway

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Is this a CIA interrogation?
BASED

EL CHADOLO

Kino time

Mojo

HOLY SHIT DANIEL BRYAN IS GONNA BEHEAD SOME SIMP ON LIVE TV

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Based Drake

thanks senpai

>The American Dragon Bryan "One Man Guantanomo Bay" Danielson

Finally killing off the 24/7 title. About time.

24/7 BTFO

Based Spud

Finna

I hope it's Ellsworth that came after Roman

Up next: Muh Dick

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>a moment to piss

He's getting called up bros!

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PLEASE USE MY THREAD MY PENIS IS MICROSCOPIC

Bullying manlets

>Blissberg
>Charles
DIMES BTFO

yuckola

in kayfabe why can't he fuck his wife?

2 WHYTE CUPS N I GOT THAT DRANK

He got canceled bro

Based 24/6 title

LMAO

He needs the title to get it up

>bonus lexi
based

imagine hating ap sharp because he makes fucking gamethreads
you're a legit faggot

Why are the refs always hiding for the guys going after the title?

Sad!

Kek I won, get shooted on

he makes them early and acts like a fag about it

>bliss shitting up time on both shows again
*ratings plummet*

Part of their contract

>whiteknighting a fucking namefag
the only faggot here is you ya simp. seethe more

put your trip back on you faggot nigger

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ITS LATE AUGUST SHOW YOUR FEET

Holy fuck THIKKI CROSS

are they shoot midgets?

>I LOVE YOU ALEXAA
lol

>lexi shitting
*ratings skyrocket*

Has A Moment of Bliss even not been interrupted?

CUMMOOOOOLAAAAAAAA

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she big

Even our trannies (almost) look like women
AEW can't compete

Damn ya scorching.

Charles look like a tranny

Charles looking like a 6 foot blonde surfer dude

MAMACITA

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>Lexi
welp it’s canon now
based lexi
also bagley btfo

>there's a thong underneath that

Charlotte Sting gimmick when?

WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT CONTRIVED!

I really appreciate Vince for giving us these substantial piss breaks.

I can see it now user the trench coat the bat the face paint..yes thats GOOD SHIT!

Smackdown face champions. Attacking people from behind and trying to break their leg. Shoving people from behind after making it look like you were walking away.

Kino Match next

buddy actually got the W what the fuck

Bayley now looking like Dustin from stranger things

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