*gets fat sucked out of his breasts to reduce his moobs*

kek what a faggot

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he's gay and terrified to admit it

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They weren't man boobs, they were bitchtits, he had gynecomastia.

>Remakes his shit thread from just a day ago
You are one sad motherfucker, wolfie.
Here's some money and miles.

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fuck me imagine making this holy shit this board is depressing

Let's see your chiseled chest with a screencap then wolf""""chad""""... Or Wolfie impersonator?...

ywn be cradled in the ample bosom of the rock

>p--p-p-p-p-please stop picking on Rocketty
kwab

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Kek the crude autistic effort makes me chuckle though tbf

based

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Wasn't it from not cycling his roids properly?

True. Dwayne has disgusting gyno bitchtits. He has ugly mongoloids for daughters. He plays dress up in women's clothes for film roles. "P-please cast me in the new Fast and Furious! I promise I'll wear a pretty dress for you in the office!" Kek what a gay Samoan

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female genes

>Big Kev hows it going! you were great on Magic Mike! I'm sorry I avoided you in 2004, at the Firehouse, I was just so scared you'd beat me up, since you're way bigger and tougher than me. Things are going great, I get liposuction on my gyno bitch tits every year and have people who pluck my eyebrows. I have a teleprompter so I don't have to write lines on my wrist also. I'm really jealous of your hairline Big Kev, I'm a bald motherfucker lol. You know being this famous is not all what it's cracked up to be. Sometimes I wish I could go a day without being hounded by the press. It's hard living it the closet pretending my marriage is legit...oh wait I didn't mean that, it was a joke. I love my wife.

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Samoan genes plus steroids

he gay

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Nash: >plz, plz cast me in your new Big Show comedy, Netflix! I'll play the whacky neighbor!!!

Who is the bitch?
The one getting rejected for Netflix roles or the one who makes more money off of one movie than Nash has had his entire career?

They cut it out, YA SIMP!

Why does Dwayne make wolfcuc seethe so much?

Infinitely more succesful than his husbando.
Also embarassed said husbando and made him look like a massive hypocrite on live tv.

Because the Rock is more successful than his hero Diesel

Seething, werked, and Wolfchadpilled