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THIS THREAD WILL NOT REST IN PEACE.
HOLY SHIT!
>The WWE has announced The Undertaker will make his return to WWE at the Madison Square Garden SmackDown Live show on September 10.The Phenom was last seen rolling back the years at Extreme Rules where he tagged with Roman Reigns against Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre
>The Deadman redeemed himself after anawful outing alongside Goldbergin Saudi Arabia in June. It was reported that Undertaker was added to Extreme Rules not only to rehabilitate his name, but to help with struggling ticket sales. According to journalist Dave Meltzer, that same tactic is being used here. WWE hasn’t had a televised show at MSG in more than a decade and the venue is very expensive to secure and run.
>WWE need close to a full house to make it worth their while and it seems ‘Taker is being rolled out to help with that. But, on that note, it’s been suggested the Deadman will be worked into an angle on SmackDown
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SEPTEMBER 10TH MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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MMMMmmmmm.... a couple of American Badasses.
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>You are gonna take that off, right?
2:05 of this video is one of the most absolute badass segments I have ever seen in my life. Ever.
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already bumping after 3 hours. Sad. Undercarder drawing no dimes once again.
Shut your mouth, bitch. It's 10 pm on a Tuesday. No threads are drawing atm except the Smackdown gamethreads. These 'Taker threads outdraw every other general on the board on average and you know it.
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Man, I really wish he'd go on Joe Rogan's podcast. It sucks so fucking bad that nobody has ever really interviewed him properly. Every other wrestler (the ones that matter, anyway) have done tons of interviews over time that were really good, but I've never heard the Dead Man speak about his badass career, or any of the incredible storylines/matches he was involved with during the attitude era. I understand that he likes to keeps kayfabe and all, but for fuck sake, why can't he do an interview in character on a show or podcast once in a while, or something? Jeezlus.
So he's definitely getting attacked by The Fiend, right?
NO
He's the only man on earth that can wear a plad shirt and still look highly physically attractive.
wwe and fox mmmmmmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with them
Say what you will, but no tag team hyped me up as much as Undertaker and Kane...
Same. The Brothers of Destruction were the greatest tag team ever, desu.
Mmmmmm that's badass baby
*blocks your path*
Mmmmm brother you shouldn't have done that... I sentence you to 20 pure strikes and a free trip to hell.
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Does anyone actually believe that he's legit scared of a fucking cucumber?
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Mmmm yeah brother, this is a nice lockeroom.
Austin, KWAB.
UNDERGOD>everyone else
I agree completely.
POST RARE UNDERTAKER PICS.
Guys I'm going to file sexual harassment
How come?
I love this'un.
What the fuck
He is so fucking HOT right here. Look at them arms, my god.
Last one of my rare G.O.A.T pics.
Why is his hair so damned sexy?
You're put in charge of his very last match.
Who is it against? What is Undertakers gimmick in it?
Who goes over?
>Who is it against?
Kane. None of the modern guys have earned the right to do it. I say have Kane come back in his original costume with the mask, have the urn with him, and vow to destroy his older brother once and for all. After both of them have faught until they literally can hardly stand, Kane should finally pull off one final tombstone piledriver, and pin him. He would then take the urn and place it next to 'Taker, stand over him, staring with that eerie head-tilt he used to do, and after a few moments, finally leave the arena. Arena goes dark for a few seconds, and when the lights come back on, Undertaker is gone, but the urn is still sitting in the ring. On the next episode of RAW, "You're Gonna Pay" plays as Big Evil Undertaker (now with grey hair) makes his way to the ring on a motorcycle. He steps into the ring with an old, rusted urn in his hand and he stares at it for a minute before sitting it down in the center of the ring. He explains that his power was stripped from him by Kane, and sealed in the urn. He then vows to defeat Kane. Later on they have one final epic battle: an inferno match. Undertaker rips the mask off of Kane, and wins the match by setting him on fire. Undertaker rides off into the sunset on his motorcycle. Then he starts a podcast like Austin, and talks about all the epic shit he's done over his 30 year career.
>What is Undertakers gimmick in it?
Pic related.
SONNNNN.... TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUUUUEEE.....TELL ME IT'S ALL BEEN A LIEEE
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Why the hell did he never wear this outfit to the ring? It's fantastic.
I find it interesting and rather funny how the only people who dislike Undertaker are seething leftist sjws. Kek.
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Bases
This is pretty based user. Would watch/10
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Was taker forced to be the "normal" undertaker again? I liked American Badass Taker.
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>quake 2 ads
I think he was talked into becoming the Dead Man again by Vince Mcmahon and Bruce Prichard. He liked being the American Badass. Prichard talked about it a while ago on his podcast.
That is badd ass.
While "Undead" taker still works. I feel like he was more "organic" as a Talky worker.
Sure nowadays it's all about marketing etc.
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Sometimes I wonder why he can't be the American Badass most of the time now, and just come out as the Dead Man on special occasions. It wouldn't make any sense storywise, but WWE doesn't seem to give a shit about that anymore anyway, and fans would love to see both gimmicks used, I think.
dope promo desu
mmmmm don't wanna mess with those dubs.
I fell like he should either appear as "Badass" after the WM30 loss or after the Reigns loss at WM33.
But the marketing apartment or Vince wouldn't like it.
>But the marketing apartment or Vince wouldn't like it
And that really sucks. I feel like right now they are really wasting the remaining few years 'Taker has left where he's still able to work. They could use him in a way that's really fucking awesome, but they won't because of this bullshit.
BADASS
Badass wearing a Badass shirt. That's so badass.
Why is everyone suddenly banting Undertaker so hard everywhere I look? Did he do something stupid lately?
No, people are jealous of his sexiness and general badassery. Fuck those people.
HAPPENING, OH MY GOD!!
>The Undertaker vs Sting plans:
>WWE’s Crown Jewell pay-per-view is set to return to Saudi Araba in October. Vince McMahon will need a big main event to please the Saudi General Sports Authority–and he could be paving his way towards one.
>The Dirty Sheets podcastclaim WWE have plans to try to tempt Sting out of retirement to take on The Undertaker.
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Didnt he Tombstone someone on the escalators fo Shogun Saturday Night?
>tfw I'm not allowed to think I can just walk away
Damn this is based
Triple H.
Badass as fuck
I love all the slight differences in the beard.
Thank you for posting this one, user. I needed this. Kek.
Kek what a bitch.
I miss when he used to do shit like this.
Bump
this whole video was peak wrestling right there. it was entertaining, exciting, great characters, great visuals. Hype as fuck. why cant we have alpha male shit like this today?
I ask myself this question all the time. I don't understand how the hell it went from that fucking absolute pure gold to shit like Roman Reigns cutting a promo about Jack and the Beanstalk, and The faggy New Day prancing around with a unicorn as their goddamned logo, throwing pancakes in the audience.
Which do you like better, Undertaker with his natural hair color, or Undertaker with black hair?
Damn. Wrong picture.
I wonder who The Undertaker's favorite wrestler is?
Wtf is he wearing white contacts? Have I been worked all these years?
Why would you think that?
>suburban in the background
Based taker working ferdcucks into a shoot.
MMMMMMWAB
I love that pic.
>The Fiend’ Bray Wyatt to retire The Undertaker? Bray Wyatt’s return to WWE this year has gone perfectly so far. His new persona ‘The Fiend’ debuted in emphatic style at SummerSlam, making light work of former Universal champion Finn Balor. And it appears WWE want to make Wyatt one of their top stars. The Dirty Sheets podcastreport the company are planning to have ‘The Fiend’ win the Universal Championship and then go on to defeat and RETIRE The Undertaker at WrestleMania 36. Wyatt lost to Taker at WrestleMania 31 in a forgettable match, however, ‘The Fiend’ would present a whole different challenge to The Deadman.
I'm scared, guys. I don't wanna see The Undertaker retired like this...
Bump. Mmmmm.
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Undertaker vs. Unabomb (Undertaker and Kane's first meeting.)
You shut your fucking mouth, cucumbers are fucking terrifying
What about pickles?
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BASED AS FUCK
I love happytaker.
Is it true, that Taker wants to work more often, but WWE docs won't clear him?
And to keep the mystique, Vince only lets him do ppv?
Never heard of this. Fuck, that really sucks if true.
I think it's a Mixture of the Starrcast thing and the WM "Match" against Cena.
I think that was still before he had his most recent hip surgery and could go again, but he definitely does want to wrestle more than they're letting him, that was why he almost jumped ship.
I wonder why he re-signed with WWE rather than going to AEW. Had he signed with AEW he might have been allowed to perform more frequently, if that's what he wants. Sometimes I kinda wish he would have done that. Feels to me like WWE is wasting him when he could probably still perform regularly for a few more years. A lot of people say he's hardly able to wrestle now, but I think that it's more because of ring-rust than his age or any bodily issues.
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how can one man be so cringe and so based at the same time?
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>cringe
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP, HEATHEN
Maybe Orton. He wanted him to end the streak after all.
Or Lesnar given how he always gave Lesnar the rub.
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soon
Women are automatically drawn to this man like magnets.
I wish he rode it all the way down then dropped the piledriver instead, would've been hilarious
Fuck I'd love to see him win another championship. Why don't they fucking make it happen?
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On the condition that Taker comes back as Big Evil and gets one more win in before a full retirement, I can get behind it
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He's just too damned hot.
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Carder only puts over his friends.
DEAD CLOWN HONKIN'
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>protecting kayfabe to this extent
GOAT
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God I hope Undertaker says this to Bray Wyatt someday. KEK!
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Can someone tell me where this gif came from? Never seen any longer video with this segment....
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Best hair in the world Bump
What the FUCK?
Fucking killer badass tombstone piledriver to Edge.
>Gets attacked by The Fiend
>Immediately makes his own comeback and kicks The Fiend's ass
>Tombstone Piledrives him and makes him REST. IN. PEACE.
MMMMMMM truly badass
God I really hope this is what happens. I do NOT want to see Undertaker defeated by the Fiend. Fuck.
This is exactly what I want to see happen again. I like the Fiend, but when it comes to the possibility of him vs. The Undertaker, fuck that masked sumbitch. Undertaker shouldn't ever be retired in such a degrading fashion.
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Everyone having a baddass weekend so far? Mmmmm.
Finally, a decent file of that epic intro. Thank you, good sir. Thank you.
He doesn't look happy amongst those sand nigger manlets...
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Is there a more based man on Earth?
Nope.
God I wish I were her.
Same.
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Fuck off, you faggot.
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Your gimmick hasn't drawn a dime all month
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Fuck you, niggerfaggot. REAL THREAD:
Too slow ;^) hehehehehe
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