Nobody should be posting these threads anymore

say ha one more mofuggin time

sparkles is the brer lapin

That monkey? Is he even looking at anything? Is he?

I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Has this been done yet?

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why is this allowed

brier patch bitch

still woozy

99 manks on the wall, 99 manks on the wall
choke one out croak it around
98 manks on the wall

brer bot still a brer

brier patch :) domepiece

Stephen "Brer Rabbit" Brackett

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Oh, sweet Jesus. Oh, sweet Baby Jesus.

Wouldn't Soda Yosho just be Yoda?

So easy.

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fuck windsor

stop tryna be god

thats jus nacho job

And they won't.

he actually did it. i thought he couldn't do it but he did.

dubs confirms

what the fAAAAAAAAAck

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im sArrAAAAy mankAAAAy ay lAv yAAAAough nAoAoAoAoughe

dankey mankey

lol what the fuck is this

big if true

LAaa LALALA LA
Come on mankee, don't fear the reaper
mankee take my hand, don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper
mankee I'm your man
du duuu da duuuu

that was a good read

i mean baby monkeys are ugly fuckers but why would you hate them?

why would there be a group of people that hate them? was sparples memeing the whole time or is this just a bizarre coincidence?

are you telling me spepples started posting in soda threads as an outlet for his inexplicable hatred for baby monkeys?

have i been tricked into a baby monkey hater ring.

i think that's exactly what happened

that's a real plot thickener if i ever saw one

[fortune hidden="
basically i dont think i was careful enough in how i charged the sigil and so things got outta control.

aha na but srsly. this caused me to introspect quite a bit. the idea of torturing the monkey felt natural in an odd way. i subconsciously knew it was a thing to hate monkeys but could never quite put my finger on why that was the case. (although i can recall things like "stoopid monkey stoodios" & youtube.com/watch?v=cd-Pp4tN_2g&t=36 , which really took me off guard in particular) ... is it a peripheral expression of self-preservation, a disgust for disfigured & unfit humans? is it the psychosomatic underbelly of the uncanny valley? is it a side effect of my Al Madrigal Jew Blood Damage Syndrome? my unpleasant childhood experience with a puppet named chimpy? is its presence on youtube a multi-tiered clever jewish trick to eventually ban "hate speech" by stoking a known hatred for animals like pitbulls and baby monkeys in a distasteful way? lack of empathy gone awry? not sure. probably uncanny valley tbh. freaks me out though. i never really hated the monkey or sadistically reveled in the idea of monkey torture, it stemmed from my frustration with the inanity of the thread & its haunting persistence. there was very little to work with and so eventually that mysterious penchant for monkey hatred became a "thing i'd do". i just rolled with it after a while. i've become sick to my stomach thinking of the imagery i conjured though, and if i could go back, would never have done it. ~movie ending where-are-they-now type vibe~ i've since come to love monkeys, i now cite them as one of my favorite animals. i am currently looking for an opportunity to pick up a cute monkey plushy"]
stay safe, m'kak . . .
[/fortune]

does that make me crazy? pos·si·bly

three same numbers!

Poopin in the bathroom

pflflflslslflflfllflsflfslslflfslsflpt

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why are you allowed

story time chimpy please.

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what's the difference between a hillbilly and a redneck?

so sorry my dog ate my mank tor today

target: locked

every fucking couple hours i get logged outta this fucking pass account what the fucking fuck is going on with the fucking pass account
horseshit

i'm posting here for free.

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share chimpy story.

Best story of all:

will we ever hear the chimpy story?

dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
trips! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
trips! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
trips! wooh!

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fuck off retard

story was shared search archive for "CHIMPY"

ok thanks

love to hear percussion

meant protrusion

love to feel distension

furthermore i consider that monky must be destroyed

Not only do I CONSIDER it? I also agree with it and posthumously require it.

lol caught me off guard.

Ceterum censeo SIMIA esse delendam

Garriant ex eo, et angebant eum.

????

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Waxing philosophical.

looks like i'm back in business.

looks like im back in biz

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Looks like I'm back in the business.

lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

please come back

Never left in the first place

felt like it

That's the power of dianetics

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le STDs frog

[fortune hidden="
mister monkey how do you keep plugging along? are there outside motivating factors? i had a friend mention that he might be moving outta state and so for a week straight i made a bunch of things to share as a last huzzah, but he indefinitely postponed those plans and for weeks afterwards i have had a visceral aversion to sitting down and making more of these same things without the same external motivation! i am sick of it! every plan i devise is of no use! every silly little schedule i set, every motivating journal entry, nothing sticks like that type of external motivation! i have an 'ultimate external motivation' but i've had it for a few years and i am too comfortable knowing that it remains waiting for me! if this u.e.m. were to show signs of faltering? i'd go into overdrive and make a bunch of those things again! sick of this cycle! do you read self-help? was there a self-help jumpoff that really kicked you in the nuts? what was it? pls advice thank u!
"]
scuse me its ma'am
[/fortune]

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Hmm. I don't know. Most of what I do is for my own amusement. Even if I'm making stuff for people it's usually because I want to see what their reactions are going to be. I barely ever do cool things like that for my friends like you're talking about though, but if I that kind of thing happened to me I would also lose motivation for doing it. But that's because he kind of lied. Not really, because he didn't try to trick you into doing anything, but he set up the situation for you and then deflated it and i'm sure that left you feeling like meh. I guess what i'm saying is that you seem to be having a normal reaction to what happened

I just enjoy writing it and I try to work on it whenever I remember to. I don't really have any discipline or urgency involved in what I do. I find that the hardest thing for me to do is to disregard distractions. But if I'm really more into the distraction then I'm not gonna fight it usually.

mm. yeah. well. YEAH. WELL. YOU'RE NO HELP THEN I GUESS HUH
SAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

No, I wouldn't be. Only you can help yourself with these kinds of things.

i mean not NECESSARILY. if i was speaking to someone that could RELATE to my DESIRE for DISCIPLINE & URGENCY then THEY could maybe help then eh? ~shove~ eh? ~push~ yea thot so.

..............but na yea na yea no dout no dout i kno wat u mean

fucking monkey man , man , you think he's got your back & then he goes rogue on u

I've been Rogue the whole time!

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voxxy. i demand voxxy. ~like spoiled rich child deciding in a split-instant that he requires a nondescript luxury~ voxxy now.

i demand voxxy. a voxxy is required at this point in time to continue. ~more quarters in machine type vibe~

Spaghetti & meatballs.

lOoOooOooOOoOOoOl
NEW EPISODES MARCH 28 GET HYYYYPE

I am actually quite hype

'ever. 'cares.

It wasn't but you know how it is

Probably, I've been watching through the entire series and I'm up to the 7th season right now
There's a lot of episodes though so I'm sure a lot of it slipped my mind

Not much has been going on lately.

fucking love the fucking fuck out of you dude

shit is jokes

The Negro race is marked by black complexion, crisped or woolly hair, compressed cranium and a flat nose. The projection of the lower parts of the face, and the thick lips, evidently approximate it to the monkey tribe: the hordes of which it consists have always remained in the most complete state of barbarism.

it's probably funny to him too dude

Your fortune: Good Luck

uh huh

Mankposting isn't able to disappear. Soon, it'll spread to the rest of this site. The manksingularity is unstoppable.

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fuck windsor

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for the last 2 years or so i have gotten a ton of finnish spam mails and i have no idea why.

bump

hahah well dumped
haha well gotten

Thx bby

np bby

i draw big peepee

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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very nice!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

instance of the []

nice dubs, it's probably because you live in Finland

Isn't it about time we invaded the moon?

i don't think so.

But you don't know for sure?

it's owned by IBM...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

That shouldn't stop ANYBODY
bitch

true... true...

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

you so funny monkey man please vocaroo now this instant

lOOOOOOOOOOOOl
'the fuck up

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

facetime continuum

new s4s reminds me of new gorillaz fans. its like who are these faggots lol

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sippe~

Well lads, it's time to stop shitposting

youtube.com/watch?v=v3j9bAVqt3c

hmmm ~~ yea ~~~ sippe ~~

mister monkey man? is that you in the latest impractical jokers deleted scene u-tube upload?

ham hock for a head mane?

wammo hammo un jammo

request for master mankey man

are you browsing a gorillaz reddit?

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wtf the froge is wierd, also nice dubs

I was just messin' around: )

LoLe!

I like this one so far, my favorite edit!

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i wanna thank the acamemy

no problem

NOT ANYMORE I AINT

did you go there just to find something that angers you?

good triple

[fortune hidden="erm wat no
u kno i luv tha 'rillaz
why would i go there to be angered
why would i unsub when something 'angered' me
if that was my intention
i was on a 'rillaz kick when i subbed
i just didnt realize the fanbase would be gay and memey
BUT that is the case for many other subs to which i am subbed
even the subs that are not purposefully contentious annoy me
posts with exclamation points de-facto annoy me
"My free sticker haul!"
like
'the fuck up
just post places where i can get free stickers
i dont care about your stupid stickerbombed garage fridge
fag
"]roanoke
[/fortune]

my impression is that 99% of reddit is gay and memey. that's the reason i never use it. i hate /pol/ and how it spills into every other board but for some reason i have an easier time ignoring that shit than i do ignoring the awful memes and jokes and just general posting style of the stereotypical redditgoer.

honestly i only really know reddit through secondary sources like Yea Forums and youtube. the only reddit i remember visiting is the ask a historian one because it comes up sometimes when i google stuff. it's actually pretty good because it's only serious replies with no memes.

y'burpt

the mannerisms are BACK!!!! YES :)

Killing mank quichkly with SAGE BOMB

take cover in a snail's home

Killing mank quichkly

with SAGE BOMB

I love all of you.

Crucshing my peepee with FROG BUTTE

absolute...... CLASSIC !

Crucshing my peepee

*porno sounds*

The creator of Monkey posted on Twitter that he was “sickened” by the association, and in the process inevitably helped publicize the monkey.

lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

if its too salty try adding potato

'mweh heh shartem onna canvas'
adjusted ur fate enjoy

NEW E DUUUUUUUPES

not interested tho

protip: twitter is for faggots
t. dildo shitter

damn shame

damn commies

it's like that though

and then

Shiro monkey

not the discord monkey anymore?

>22
>Dubs
Nice

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

It’s a Shiro monkey

Okay, honey.

ITS a FUCKING SHIROMONKEYFAGGOT

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Uh huh, okay.

monkey's minecraft

i will be sovereign

i cant respect edups anymore now that i know who hes with what have you done to me youtoobz

what?

nice satans

lOOOOOOOOOOOOl

some stick of boom music cause I found a fat L 9 times outta 10 i usedta start this way

The Hill of Cypresses

can i leave the dungeon yet

Why would you want to

you can check out any time you want but you can never leave!

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I have heard that song once.

Simpsons didn't do it

And then?

literally buy me one more drimk and im yours

It's all yours friend

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>natural light
do you wanna end me

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I just wanted you to know that you're dealing with a very cheap person

thats fine wour art will earn us the dough if we want

#fortune
what is this

this guy gets it

Your fortune: Godly Luck

#fortune

HOW

Thanks

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

yea m8 welcome to plaistow flex out

should i just post bowie so my children know im drunk and shouldnt be bothered

Your children.... Dang....

Strange premonitions

i mean yeah bifags can have kids too tbh

i'm not touching this topic with a ten foot pole made out of baby monkey carcasses

can you touch this log tho pls

it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

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i see you in line drying your feet

youtube.com/watch?v=DgnQc_c76Ng

God night you princes of Maine
you Eagle Eye Cherries

monkey man

mister monkey man

a request?

hi yes hellow monkey man ????

i was just cleansing the palette after poopbois same ol boring boomer bullshit

but story? pls story
from long ago, even
any ol story will do

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy

i just started reading the 1970 scifi classic 'ringworld' and so far it's exceedingly mediocre

Good to know

i will leave my full review when i'm done

Thanks.

>wen spergles ndoesnt appreciate the plains

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I thought Sparquelle loved Nirvana?

s. woop

different year same ol lame buncha trash outta you color me unusurped

moaooaoaoooore

yes why ! yea yes why !!!! why why why WHY WHY WHY HW YHW YHW HW H WHYH WYH WY WY HWY HWYH WY HWYYW

frances BEAN

cam the fack baaaaaack

back faaaaaaaaaat

https:// d i s c o r d.gg/ERvRaw

I wonder where he went

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funny motherfucker fucking love the fucking fuck out of you dude

i pity the drool

Give not that which is holy unto the MANK, neither cast ye your pearls before MANK, lest he trample them under his feet, and turn again and rend you.

"cackled heartily"

PEOPLE ARE READING CULTURE OF CRITIQUE

best laffa the da-ha-ha-ha-haaaay oh-hoh-ho ma-hah-han ~clap

hey so,,,,,,,, so get this right.......
technically right,, this thread u could say,,,,,
is a ..... "SODA BREAD"

H'HOH ! IRISH SODA BREAD ! last minute time sensitive joke yes made it

h'haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah
monkey immune monkey a ironic indictment of this very thing
doesnt count

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Greck Cartundle

stupid NIGGERS

i lack the imagination to envision something funnier than the funny monkey thread.

what as AAAAAAAAAAt tell mAAAAy raororaughe

raororaughe

people that are slow at the self-checkout should be relegated to the slow regular checkouts with cashiers. they could install some timer or something and if too much time passes between two items being scanned an alarm goes off.

BEEP BEEP BEEP SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED THE SELF-CHECKOUT IF YOU NEED AN HOUR TO FIND THE FUCKING BARCODE MORON

or something like that. just spitballing here

It's the best when people get visibly angry at the machine because they're too stupid to use it correctly

get off it get off it get off it get off it

heh. heh HEH. ive always thought it was awkward when buying BANANAS in particular. cause you have to select them from the list and then the voice says "weigh your BANANAS. move your BANANAS to the basket." ... & then 1day i was waitin for one of the machines to become available & there were 2gils checking out & they happened to be buying BANANAS & then when the machine awkwardly said BANANAS 1girl was like "...jus AGGRESSIVELY say BANANAS..." & was funney :))) funney gil :)

Anker Powerline II USB-C to C 2.0 Cable (6ft) Probably The World's Most Durable Cable, USB-IF Certified for Samsung Galaxy Note 8 S8 S8+ S9 S10, Huawei Matebook, MacBook, iPad Pro 2018 and More

did you fuck her

l Oo Oo Oo O Oo Oo OO OO O OO O Oo O OO OO Oo o O OO O OO O OO O O l
FUNYYYYYYYYYY ++++++++++++

MANK plans, and god laughs

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There are a lot of threads out there, often with some posters talking about random stuff, but most of them aren't really that funny. And that's actually fine! Even though they might not be that funny, still they bring a smile to my face and are worth reading.
Well, this thread is different. This thread is REALLY funny. There were some posts were I actually had to laugh for a while before I could continue reading.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

keshawhaaa?

gonna leave ma chil'n down on this killin flo'

fla—vor—ice

Best post in the history of Mankthreading

YID!!!!

'zat righ'?

bif-b'teft

b'nai b'rith

temb'dr'l bimp'r'nont

new crowdAAAAAAAAAAAr

And then...

you say "HORROR" like "WHORE-er" ? u succ. "HAR-er" master race! (as in HAR-dee-HAR-HAR)

horror

the hora! the hora!
cant find those classic clips on the inter - net now - adays . . . ~sippe~

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~fart~

a horror story is a subgenre of literature which depicts mysterious or gothic tales of gore, incest, slime, sewage, poop and other vile events. the gothic, which is known for its romantic mystery, delves deep into the signature intimacy of these topics, while completing the legend through some effect of mythology. horror stories are usually erotic in nature and posses a great deal of captivity, focusing mainly on social taboos, rather than instilling terror or otherworldly fright; horror stories are curious and explore the relationship between what is normal and what is strange (such as a middle aged teacher, slowly becoming sexually enraptured with her student)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

cant call yourself a man if a monkey makes the sandwich for you

You can call yourself whatever you want, words don't even mean anything

HOORATIX

J'bluptsy

Perfect empathy

>10 posts apart
>exactly 10 minutes apart
based and redpilled

Who the fuck is Georges

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See ya NEVER

dank trips fam

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

send monkey my regards

will do

monkey man.

a question.

down on this killin' flo' mane

y'think ol' PLANT knew what a KILLIN FLO' was or did he just totally RIP OFF the old blues artists without thinking twice ?

Regards sent

not that the old blues artists were anything to write home about dont get me wrong

a man dressed in a monkey costume is knocking on my door asking if i have time to talk about momqorom. do i open?

funny mother fucker

HAPPY B - L8D B - DAY BILL I THOT IT WAS TODAY MY APOLOGIES
youtube.com/watch?v=BAS-m4K1rVc

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It's the only time you should open your door for a stranger tbh

brb man in a monkey suit just showed up @ front door

> these
> threads
> posting
> nobody
> anymore
> be
lol retard

>Rappinin' is what's happenin'

Old Dad is it really you? Did you finally come back?

~moneymaker = ass
haha the creativity of these people is amazing

Special doubles

hangin out down the street same ol thing we did last week

Something always seemed off about that show

[fortune hidden="YEAH? i caught some of it the other day and i found it quite REFRESHING after so many years. i had the misfortune of watching a few cbs/nbc/abc primetime shows a few weeks ago and every show had the EXACT same pacing, same humor, same EVERYTHING except setting and subject to some extent. but it was truly REMARKABLE, how HOMOGENEOUS it was. so thinking back to THAT 70S SHOW is a welcome change by comparison"]
SOUP NUTS
[/fortune]

yall memba PARENTHOOD? used to watch it with my X . . . . i laughed i cryed i bled i persperated

not a single fuckin sheet of sandpaper in this whole damn house eh

so at the place i've been working the last couple of weeks there is this one guy who instead of saying "i need to pee" says "i want to pee" when he needs to go the toilet and i can't helpt but finding it funny.
like he doesn't need to he just really wants to pee.

anyway

yeh. i'd probably say "gotta".
need is more accurate anyway.
want is mad beta.
BETA!
'minds me of BOOMERS at drive thrus too
"YEA I NEED...."
'the fuck up

But you do need food to live

[fortune hidden="
'zis classic snap a fren sent once, became a bit of a meme in our TROUPE, where some big ol italian dude in fronna him @ the drive thru was non-angrily shoutin "NO LETTUCE.. YEA NO LETTUCE"
fuckin big fat boil-faced italian new yorkers ... 'sgust me
"]
SOUP NUUUUUTS
[/fortune]

he's not really a beta by any standards it's just a funny little thing i noticed. his english is generally pretty good but not perfect so he will say things like that.

[fortune hidden="yea but,,,,,, 1sta all u damn sure dont need mickey d's to live ,,,, quite the contrary to be hoenst,,,,, & also like ,,,, have some respect,,,,, ask for the damn thing,,,, be a fuckin human & ask for the damn thing don't demand it ,, we live in a society etc"]
SOUP NRAOUUUUUUUUGHTES
[/fortune]

I NEEDED MICKEY D'S TO LIIIIIVE

[fortune hidden="
OHHHHH HE says i WANTTTTTT
i was defending his use of NEED
i got it backwards
i get itttttt loo Oo oO o OO o Oo ol
i get it now yes that is a touch humorous indeed
and makes sense that he is e.s.l.
just jokin with the beta thing id never try to infer that by a little wonky phraseology"]
GHOST in tha MACHINE
[/fortune]

had to look up esl tbqh

[fortune hidden="heh. h'hah. yeah. picked up some CHIPOTLE and they have a warning on their menu that items with an icon next to them may exceed the daily recommended sodium intake of 2300mg & lists a few health risks of exceeding that number.
.......& then the SIX MAIN ITEMS ALL had the icon next to them
cant tell if legally obligated or hipster health-conscious effort
"]
SRAOUAGHPE NAOAOAOAUGHTES
[/fortune]

c'mon fam

Chiptole seems to be the only thing anyone wants to eat anymore

so is phase 3 ego death over?

Did it ever start

yes it was very noticable.

testing waters re-invigorating re-formulating perfecting algorithms april 1 update patch 3.1 comin up kid ya not

Describe one facet of Ego Death Phase 3

look at the birth date of this monkey. the fact that this mank got to see its one week anniversary before it croaked is very clear sign of ego death.

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Hmm, you might be on t' something

not saying i don't applaud the effort put into it but i don't see what good it has done for the thread.

remember monkey man golden rule:
>Everything you've ever said to anyone on this website has been simply to benefit yourself, regardless of whether it was "nice" or mean.
ego death isn't about the damned ape! it's about me me me!

Never heard that rule before

did it work?

u funny :) i know ur not monkey man but story ::::::::
pls story pls :

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ah, well, it was a joke, but i believe it was inspired by this incident: few weex ago i was dealing with a thing where i had to pick up the slack for brown-people incompetence & do their jobs for them, which meant waiting on hold for longer than ive ever been put on hold in my life, totaling 12 hours over 3 days, and the WAITING MUSIC STOPS after 2.5 hrs so you really gotta be on your toes. bullshit. such bullshit.... anyway so im hangen out with frens a few days after that ordeal, and one fren asks me about this BLACC BEAN sized scab on my knuckle, & i brushed it off, but then we're at this bar the next day jus me & him & he asks again, & so after some contemplation i decided to tell him that 'u dont know what 12 hours on hold does to a man', meaning i punched something out of anger, doing these dumb brown fucks' job for them, which i made clear to him. now he's a notoriously nice & cordial fellow so he wasn't like "oh pfff totally understand" he was more like "o wow didnt think of u as that kinda guy", & that lukewarm response annoyed me at the time cause not everyone's ned fuckin flanders status when they get pissed, some people punch shit. dumb easy going fuck ..but i love em. ...anyway so then we were hangen out ANOTHER day after that & before he leaves he goes "no more punchin shit, alrite?" & i didnt get to take him to task for that comment in the moment, but i DID the next time i saw him, & made him basically bow down & apologize for imposing his ned flanders cornball bullshit onto me, especially after confiding in him, cause his flippant attitude pissed me off. dont tell me not to punch shit bitch ill do it again bitch. he says he doesnt remember saying it which means he probably didnt mean it in the way i took it. so ... so yea. nothing was destroyed with the punch tho i may have punched a chair knowing it wouldnt break but i dont remember exactly what was punched."]
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fuckin loathe the fuckin fuck outta u dude

loathe the fuck out of your loafers dude

no

'golby'
haha genius who just comes up with that kind of stuff.

WE ARE NOT CAVEMEN! WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY

I would argue that we are cavemen

i love u

we only not having any but tv net, not even a implant net, we have much yet to expand our tech, only earth web not even moon or mars networkings, we dumb, much sad.

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Well shit

shut '

not actually quoted from sign language from koko the gorilla. i hope.

LUTHER

god why would anyone SAVE this shit i just cant "DEAL" with this LAME ass art style~! air brush board walk crap sUUUUUx fuk UUUU

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story :)

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