All these wrestlers boast about how they never drink...

All these wrestlers boast about how they never drink. Who on the New Japan roster can actually enjoy and hold their booze?

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Taichi definitely cut a promo about how he and Nobu go drinking all the time sometime during the G1.

There’s a reason Ibushi never fit in with the elite.

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>drinking alcohol
boomer cringe

Never trust a man who doesn't drink.

ding-dong diddly this tbqh fampai

based

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Drinking is fucking retarded and mark of a loser.

the answers are Ibushi, Suzuki-gun, Yano and all of Bullet Club except Chase Owens

Yano

This and Juice Robinson/David Finlay/Shooter Umino

i have drunken enough for my entire life and then some and I am only 23. had to quit for mental and physical health reasons. 14 months ago i was pounding down a liter of cheap 90 proof gin and a 30 pack of cheap beer every 5 days. now i maybe have a glass of wine if i use it to cook

Who fucking asked ya anything faggot simp

All of them. Japs drink a fuckton.

That's not that much lol

Yay empty calories and killing my liver!

based drunk dad

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if thats all you were drinking and you were breaking down then you were wise to quit. drinking was not for you.

Based straight edge chads going over drunkettys

I'm pretty sure Cody is a raging alcoholic. At least we all know his wife is.

all of them except for juice, yoshi-hashi and finlay

seethe

Boiling drugetty jealous of my clean life.
Brb gonna go have sex with my beautiful girlfriend and then go to my high paying job because I don’t poison my body and mind

Japan is a big drinking country so probably all of them. Getting drunk with your workmates is a big part of Japan culture and you are obliged to attend the weekly office party and drink with your boss.
So all of them.

Juice and Finlay are big drinkers. Every night Red Shoes puts pics of them drinking on IG.

worked

>he hasn't listed to talkn shop

Yano owns his own Bar IIRC

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Stay poor

I've just had to quit a week ago today due to being an alcoholic for 10+ years.
I miss it already.

ya worked?

Was this fucking English?

I haven't drunk for 13 years and I find it funny how people who are cucked to either or both their own addiction and societal expectations find excuses some way.

Yano needs to be part of a Deep Drunkers group in New Japan like DG had.

i'll have to do that too, already ended up homeless because of drinking and will probably die soon if i go on like this

If we’re using Red Shoes pics as evidence, then everyone is a drunk. He also breaks kayfabe by having Juice and Mox together.

based and ytr pilled

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Goto

Nobu hasn't tried in like ten years and he's still pretty based

He would never. Goto is a family man.

Wtf Chase looks like a middle aged alcoholic there's no way he doesn't drink

He apparently doesn't, according to the man himself. Maybe it's a weight loss thing.

Huh so thats why so many joshi are drunks too

>Maybe it's a weight loss thing.
well its not working.

Yano owns a bar. BUSHI owns a fried chicken restaurant. I'm going with both of them.

JUUUUUUUUUUICCCCCE is high key that nigga
DRINK MOAR

Juice has to be half-black, right?

Robinson is a hard name to pin down

Archer

>sex can become an addiction
Enjoy your straight edgeness hypocritical faggot

All the Suzuki-gun guys seem to be actual friends outside work, even Zack and Archer have gone out drinking together

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Nobu, obviously.

Who's between Despy and Nobu?