RAM Gamethread #6

praying for the Death of Michael Cole

>MUH DAD
unholy cringe

when is this nxt on usa announcement going to happen

BLUE MEANIE

natalya is unintentionally funny with her acting and delivery

WHAT?

COMPLETE SILENCE LMAAAAAAAAOO

>Sasha/Nattie matches
no thanks

Yep, heel Sasha is who she should have always been

This last hour has been fucking horrible.

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its all so tiresome

The WWE doctor

Anyone else notice people are allowed to look at the camera now? Based Heyman

Little Lungs vs Big Knife Manju, who goes over?

HOLY SHIT

Sasha's new gimmick is she beats up white girls

SEE YOUR DAD....

>IN HELL

thats so fucking EDGY

>I will kill the rest of your family
what did Sasha mean by this?

god i fell asleep for a whole fucking hour

Anvil down there with Deadie

Guess Sasha didn't get her carrots.

SHES IN HELL!!

Is Sasha gonna bring out a table with Anvil's pic on it like Ruby did?

Damn.. Sheamus Fucks THAT?!

>say hi to your dad in hell
WTF i love Horsetty now

More Meltzer fake news

TARP IT DOWN

CRINGE IT DOWN

How many teen boys do you think Lexi has taken the virginity of?

>their big idea of getting Banks boos as a heel has been to have her keep attacking and badmouthing another heel that no one gives a fuck about

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Wow ive never seen a segment bomb that hard in a long long time, yikes that was bad, and sashas delivery of that line was so fucking bad.

Oh god, they're gonna do another retarded Braun heel turn out of desperation to put a Shieldetty over aren't they.

Who's meaner, Sasha or Benoit?

lmao that geeky forced arm pose thing seth does in the break in his music why cant they just let go of this guy hes clearly a fucking dweeb

Lexi only likes Daddies.

youtube.com/watch?v=D4TJnTKWfXU

it has been shit, then i try to think about what was decent in the first two hours and its all got the taint of shit

Throw it up if you're a mother lover

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They’re not there to compete it’s to promote nxt

>your mother sucks cocks in Hell

Look it up if you don't recognize it.

How? If anything it would make people NOT want to watch NXT.

LOVE THOSE NIGGAZ FROM POPEYE'S

Sasha. She has blue hair now

Jobbers.. all 4 of them..

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he is pure cringe

>street profits say tag match is next
>still hasn't started twenty minutes later

the fucking tempo of this slog of a show

I don’t think they’ve ever mentioned NXT tbqh

>show is called straight up steve austin
>wants a piece of sal vulcano’s ass

What did he mean by this?

Where is THICCY JAMES?!

Why does wwe advertise for Popeyes?

Do a lot of African Americans watch wwe?

im about to fall asleep this shit is trash

literally millions

popeye's sweet heat sauce is based

Vince thinks that just by showing, people will magically make the instant connection to NXT. He's so wise.

ONE. FINGER. ONLY.

>geek
>dweeb
>cringe

funny how these same words always come up any time seethe tarpaulins is on screen

Where’s the Straight Up Steve Austin Gamethread?

Theres only 2 of them

she had ACL surgery

>welcome to paul
>raw

i didn't ask for this

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no matter how many belts vince throws at bulbasaurs, about a dozen watch this shit

nah there are some black bugmen but not a lot

on reddit, you should go there

I WANT TO WIN CHAMPINSHIP BELT SO I PUT ARMS ROUND WAIST LIKE IM WEARIN A CHAMPINSHIP BELT AND POITN AT THE DUMB PEOPLE I WIN CHAMPINSHIP BELT FROM ME WWE WRESTLER

>this main event

yikes

DEY DON WAN NONE

Why do you think that they push the new day and street profits so hard?

makes sense since it's a kid show, and they never grow up.

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somebody too sweet me

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Oc theme is really good.

weird realizing graves is the only thing that keeps me awake during raw

WWE desperately needs more factions

>The Night King
Thanks, Cole, I'd almost finally forgotten about that, fuck you.

Why are the good brothers defending the tag titles but Jasethetty faggot piece of shit isn't?

Still no NXT news on RAW

we should make one desu

It’s pretty funny when ricochet jobs

yeah im not watching this shit

>Game of Thrones reference
Fuck off, the show ended months ago. Christ talk about being out of touch.

no-sell Seethe still with his ribs taped up

Braun might win cos he's got another Nicholas on the apron

Im bored

>Seff with taped ribs
>Does frog splashes, superkicks and flips
just take it off at this point

Even more insulting is referencing it after that dumpster fire of a final season.

how are they going to attempt to get seff over tonight, at everyones expense

what did they do to the crowd? they are more dead than usual for the 3rd hour

this match will end in DQ, Braun mad at Seff, heel turn
cap this

>AAAAHHHH MUH RIBS

Post 'zillas!

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So basically meltzer worked us and reddit into sperging out

>aj and the club are main eventing raw.
Wish I could bottle this cozy feel.

>a knee to the side of his head

Uh, no. He just leaped off the apron and dude fell down for no reason. Fuck you Cole for selling a botch

FUCK I WANT A CRUNCH BAR

What cool things have happened on Raw this week Yea Forums ?

Paul Heyman

The Minnesota crowd sobered up.

They showed them Monday night Raw

seff runs the ropes like a fairy gymnast

Why have they set AJ up with these random jobber nobodies?

Just to be clear I haven't missed something; they haven't mentioned NXT going to USA at all tonight right?

Based

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a good Roman match and that's about it
literally the first 20 minutes

Trying to win Who japan over

There are so many options better than crunch bar.
But all these ads bring back crunch feels

nothin worth talking about

>P-Plans c-change. $11.99.

plans change

plans changed

Already happened in the first hour.

I love finalgoji but dont like final wars

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Not at all

Cos they were actually a decent team together in NJPW. Err, Bullet Club. Before Kenny.

The crunch bites they had at movie theaters were kino

Will Straight Up Bases Austin be kino?

I'm going to let you in on a secret
Yea Forums unironically loves reddit
They lurk reddit just as much as they do Yea Forums
When their shit gets downvoted, they switch over here and accuse everyone of loving reddit
Yea Forums has a massive boner for that website

They announced that NXT will start streaming exclusively on BLACKEDRAW.com starting next week

>steve Austin’s tv show.
That’s a no for me dawg

It is one of the best designs IMO, why do you not like final wars?

Which replica title should I buy?

Seth liked to burn it down and Bran is the "Monster Among Men".
>Brollins tag team
Missed opportunity, it should've been the Mass Destruction tag team.

Smoking Skull

goddamn this post brings back the memories

Thanks for the heads up

Mix them into your movie theater popcorn

>MUH KNEE
>MUH RIBS
is being injured the gimmick of Seff?

Divas

I’m more of a big gulp piss every 5 mins kinda guy. Haven’t been to the movies since saw 8 tho

Wtf ever happened to those?

24/7
but look out for schoolboys

REMINDER THAT MELTZER LITERALLY SAIDAND "BROKE" THE NEWS THAT NXT WOULD BE ANNOUNCED TONIGHT

meltzer fags cant even deny this one, he literally
AND I MEAN
LITERALLY (by the definition of the word)
said it today.

Any response?

24/7

user 3:16 says you're a raging faggot for not appreciating Austin kino

>muh ribs
Fuck off already

I thought I was the only one who did that.

lads, please tell me you'll support AEDub at least a couple of months

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Here’s a secret, I haven’t been to that site since they banned coon town. That place is literally for faggot nu males

WCW title but with NWO sprayed on it.

are they really burying The Club just to try to get Seth over?

Not until they can prove they can do a weekly show well.

it is to overcome the odds, like any baby face wwe comes up with nowadays

I thought that they cancelled the blacked raw thing after the first week or so. I remember when Foley announced it and the 24/7 belt.

Not if the Bucks keep burying every tag team and they push shitters like Sony Kiss.

I’m a Meltzer mark (so what) and it’s hilarious how bad he works you little queers

sure, buddy

>but look out for schoolboys

There's nothing wrong with schoolboys as long as you look but don't touch.

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>arab looking edge with a nerd voice
yikes

you guys are begging people to watch already?

stfu faggot I've never posted on there, never subscribed. You can go inhale semen in your little safe space.

not until the fire every tranny, nigger and women in their roster.

Anyone else unironically really happy for Gallows & Anderson for getting the RAW Main Event slot?

Why would you ever put these 2 bald shitters in the main event.

i knew i'd get this lol

>I’m a Meltzer mark

So you're fucking stupid and a queer. YIKES!

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how come WWE's facepaint always runs and NJPW's doesn't

I'm always on the look out for schoolboys.

lol

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

What the actual fuck is Paul doing.

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SEFF HAS TWO BELTS

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wat

are you fucking kidding me? fuck this shit

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>Seth has 2 titles

Well I guess we'll get a rematch at the PPV now.

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Seffy Twobelts doesn't sound good.

>Rollins gets another belt

some run Gallows and Anderson had, eh

They've officially Cenaed Seff.

SETHY TWO BELTS
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
SETHY TWO BELTS
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

SETHY2BELTS

BASED OMG SO EXCITED. LITERALLY SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT I WOKE UP MY WIFE AND HER BOYFRIEND

OC STATUS: BURIED

>M-meltzer d-didn't m-mean it, it was all a-a-a w-work

What was the special announcement?

the absolute state if thus company bruh

>RAW Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins and Braun Strowman

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BISCUITS AND GRAVY

NJPW paint has dog spleen in it.

I’m officially quitting WWE

>take belts off established team
>put them on impromptu team
yeah that makes sense

Braun winning the US Belt next week. Seth and Braun 2 belts each.

See you tomorrow night.

>Good brothers are sick of the bulshit
>want out and back to Japan
>Vince comes literally days before their contract expires
>Gives them the good old Vince sell
>"You'll be amazing superstars. Everything will go good for you. Starting tonight you'll b on tv every week. Such good shit."
>They fall for it
>Sign the mark contract again
Kek, enjoy it boys

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They're giving Roman's pre-cancer push to Seth.

now that football is back ain't watching RAM again

Bullet Club literally living in Vince and Heyman's heads rent free

Bet that's what 90% of Raw Twitter is saying right now

smarmy heel rollins with big beef strowman as his bodyguard is something i could get behind

stay there ya fuckin loser

And Reddit

The way they went off the air was kinda okay I guess.

Ink dried on that 5 year mark contract, the club is now back to getting buried.

I didn't watch any of RAW was to busy playing No Man's Sky.

>Seffy two belts
The absolute state of this company

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Why did I have to post this :(

Oh, thank GOD for football season. Even if MNF hasn't been the same since Michaels and Madden left.

Oh come on i wanna see the confrontation for the Universal title.

this was based, getting a main event tag title match between 2 good teams of actual HEAVYWEIGHTS, and it was a title change with a clean finish after a good match

>elevates the tag division
>elevates all the talent

WWE is learning how to book again jabronies

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but /asp told me heyman was supporting the oc

Get worked mark. They're boomers with wives and little children settled in schools and neighbourhoods with freinds etc. Durrrr but they should be winning fake fights in Japan dumbasses hurrrrr

seth FUCKING rollins

>WWE is doubling down on JaSethy after Forbes and WolfCHAD buried him
Its about time for another stock price crash.

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He beat Lesnar clean why the fuck would he need a bodyguard?

Sarcasm is a thing, numbnuts

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Shut the fuck up.

The Jeep is a fucking boat guys

Why does the new Stone Cold show suck so bad?

They were talking about leaving, not me

fucking retard

Yo WTF

dude fuck off, no one was elevated, they thought they were pushing seff but dont realize people see right through what they are doing and its fucking gay

because he's not talking about wrestling or redneck shit

>No NXT announcement
>OC buried
>No Little Lungs
this blew

Hurrrrr, u gonna make me?

So this is comedians in cars non Jewish edition? Kinda based tbqhwy. Didn’t think I’d watch this

This

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Overproduced. Steve's a good interviewer but this doesn't play to his strengths at all because they have to do all these bullshit segments.

Truest post.
Rip lungetty. Rip Orange County club

Cringe

Straight Up Steve Austin is pretty comfy

Meant to be cringe.

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Little Lungs jobbing once again

IS THAT MY NIGGA LANCE

This dude is gayer than a reddit poster. He talks like a gay jew grandmother

BASED AUSTIN WITH THE STUNNER ON LANCE

LITTLE LUNGS

You guys see Austin taking bumps like it was nothing?
>he could still easily have a few matches here and there but it’d be better if he didn’t because WWE is so shit

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>dude crying over eating garbage food.
I fucking hate this manchild

they worked vince into a fatter contract

he's a comedian, they are fags to the bone

Clair dunphy is hot af

Ram will never be good

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