RAM Gamethread #5

bringe

BASED SNEK

> I can't find the will to play video games since I quit smoking marijuana
I feel like if I would just start one up, I'd enjoy it but...I don't know

BASED SNEK

Still an hour left, bitch.

Based

can we go one thread without any racism, sexisim, homophobia or transphobia?

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Who is the third guy on commentary??

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Based Randy beating up blacks

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Orton has 2 new chubby small friends

Plans change.

>Lets take the 3 guys that'll be in AEW next year and make them a team

"STUPID, STUPID!"

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New Day didnt bathe in enough skittles, bros

lol kofi sold that RKO like death

God Randy needs to stomp these fuckers PLEASE

No you stupid dilating faggot nigger fuccboi.

What kind of joi video would Renee do? Countdown encouragement? Sph? Something more fetish?

DAT REVIVAL RKO WAS SICK

Just do it fren

Xavier selling like he just found out he got Paige pregnant.

>3KO

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Vic Joseph: 205 and Main Event commentator.

STOOPID

Jesus, Kofi almost Epstein'd himself with that RKO. It's like he wants to prove to Orton he can hang.

xav thinking about paige and madox

does anyone know why Big E and the new day hates Trump?

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What the hell did they even do to Xavier?

>Killing blacks for a second week in a row
I'm thinked this is BASED

MAKING HIM WATCH LMAO

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT

BASED SNEK

nah, but you can just imagine the fat asses dying unloved and unimportant every time they post their shit lol

This Orton/Revial grouping is kinda BASED. They should keep them together.

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NIGGERS BTFO

We got Ole and Arn here (Dash is wearing Ole's boots). Randy would make a good Tully.
>Who could be the Flair?

HOLY SHIT RANDY IS MAKIGN THIS FEUD KINO

Randy being an anime villain tonight

Wtf Orton and the Revival work really well together as a stable

This turned me on

that was pretty based to be desu

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHHAH
what did Xavier mean by this?

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this board is a pg board. that means no n word no racist is allowed

We need power factions again dammit, OC was ruined right of the gate with that DX nonsense.

WHITES WIN AGAIN!

what did the pudgy white boy from revival do when he jumped from the top rope? i missed it.

what did he land on?

ur right

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That remind me uncle tom s cabin

Sasha looks hot tonight. I normally think she's gross

because the liberal media has brainwashed queers and other minorities that because a Democrat lost the election, somehow that makes Trump is racist..

bulbasaur

HAD A DREAM I
HAD A HAIRLINE

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WHAT DID RANDY DO? I MISSED IT BECAUSE I SKIP NEW GAY MATCHES

Hero*

Based Snek. Too bad Kofi is gonna retain that title anyways at CoC.

none of those things are real, lighten up champ

Sasha is back
...and BETTER THAN EVER

muh dick can't handle it, lads

imma bout to nut

>Michael Cole and Sasha Banks talking segment
Yeah I'm gonna have to say neigh to this

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Unlike Family Feud ever

Sasha should bring the samurai ponytail wig back.

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I was talking about her blue hair

Nah your taste was always shit

Moxley must have told her thats how its done. What a shitter.

GLORIOUS

Banks is Built for Big Irish Cock.

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it's based the best thing any of these guys have ever done in their careers

red vs blue

brilliant

Based anvil working marks from the grave

I'd happily cum inside Sasha

>Mic during Elias
>Beeping during this segment
WTF is up with the audio

Oh shit Kabuki Warriors time!

COLE PATROLLED

>starts the interview with a cheese grin
oh so she wants to be tweener

Joined some midgets to beat niggers.

cole may be trash on commentary but he's clutch with the interviews

>her gimmick is her wig

First Sahsa, now Alexa
wtf, Vince, think about muh dick!!!

Lads im just tuning in now

Where is the

B A S E D
I O
G G

Everyone is talking about her blue hair Cole, you fucking idiot.

So did Vince just say fuck it and give Gallows and Anderson the Ascension's gimmick.

I still say LARP'ing as Illuminati heels could've been kino as fuck if WWE had the balls to do it right.

........................................................................... you're welcome
*walks out*

Ricochet was shoving a microphone up his ass backstage

NIKKI BRAPS
AND THE QUEEN

Trump being racist makes him racist

pls stop postin boyches she based

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Is Cole feuding with The Boss?

based incel

WTF WAS THAT GARBAGE SEGMENT

>Sasha is supposed to be the best female on the wrestler

He fought ziggler in the opening match. Pretty good match. Tomorrow we will have roman bryan kino. Tune in.

Missed the first two hours. How has the show been so far?

>the way the belt swivels while Lexi walks

ABSOLU

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Idk why but this has been the most entertaining Raw in a long ass time. Like years. It hasn’t felt as telegraphed or as slow as usual.

>still 3 matches left
whats going on

>No one's been talking about your blue hair
>Feels like every user on here tonight has been thirst trapping about her blue hair

Cole being an out of touch faggot, as per ushe...

I want Alexa to make me suck on her used socks after her match.

I WANT TO RUB SOME LEXI TUMMY

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Be honest, would you? I would

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It's 9 o'clock. Time to bring out the females.

Who here /in4bliss/?

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>has brainwashed...that because a
truly, this is the intellect of the right wing

>Lexi gets the tag strap
>titles show up more
>more women's tag matches
Based Lexi single handedly carrying the women's tag division on her back

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i've become too depressed even for video games, not sure if related to quitting alcohol. i think about playing them but just can't and when i do start one i can't play for more than like 15 minutes before losing interest.

>no kairi/asuka
lol

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GOD I WISH

sup

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forgetable

Lexi looking like she just got a teenager off for the first time

Lexi time.

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Randy Orton has friends, guys!

I'm honestly shocked, I thought the vipes were solitary creatures

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Many, many times

Put her out to pasture? Yes.

little dude got a boner from that didnt he

The whole RAM was worth it just to see Cole BTFOing Horsetty

Velveteen Dream if/when he comes up? He's a good promo and a solid worker. His match with Riddle a few takeovers ago was pretty kino.

All these ridiculous promos (which are pretty cringe already) will be all forgotten the moment they have to enter the ring and botch at least 4 moves before an ending that will be as underwhelming as awful

Botcha and Beko are fucking bad

Best thing about Cherokee is the casino

holy shit

>no tits
>no ass
>wig
i have to say it
>black

That segment with randy orton, the revival and new day was way too racist and crossed the line. I will be cancelling my subscription to the network desu.

I WANT TO RUB SOME OF MY JIZZ ON LEXI'S TUMMY
Dat mons.

Yep, I'd cum on her pits

yeah pretty much same here

because they're having to wait out a whole 1 term presidency before they can watch him go to prison and they're impatient like the rest of the country

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The ref and I

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its a vipers pit

It’s 10 o’clock you flyover shitter

lexi get

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eating the logs of

Reptiles always Revive

Time to bury the third and last team.

When they finish this match, who will be left to challenge for the titles? Will they retire those shits?

did they, Yea Forums?

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Why did the NXT jobbers like Ricoshit and Drew come but still no Velveteen Dream?

What the fuck nobody wants to see Trandy Rose where's Kairi.

>Mandy and Sonya

GUYS! I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!

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MANDY

pls no ugly

time for MANdy to put over her superior

>Defending against all comers

Ya Think?

nikki's puss is fat

Weebs got buried, so now they're burying dykes? Based and dare I say, redpilled.

Sonya get

MANDY NIGHT RAW IS BACK, BOYS

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>she thinks we're anticipating her answer

>requesting webm of that hug please

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cute lesbo hug

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more like Gay Up Steve Austin

Rolling for based haggis

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*buries Blissety*

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The Australian thots were also buried so don't get too happy.

Rolling for Aj Styles I need that Bible session

2019 niggers are fragile as fuck

Its 7 PM for me

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Did Sonya switch to high waisted pants to hide her gut?

Monday Night BLACKEDRAW

OH JESUS. LEXI AND MANDY IN SAME RING. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>Trump has ordered the United States Army to occupy Greenland in what appears an act of war. Trump intends to purchase Greenland.
Per ABC News.

Oh, user. Everything about this is sad and delusional. I'll bet you watch the View too, huh faggot?

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>Mandy and Bliss in the ring at the same with no Graves on commentary
thank you based Heyman

>but you can just imagine the fat asses dying unloved and unimportant
sounds like me but i'm not bigoted at all and actively avoid using racial slurs even on here

I use to sing mandy s theme like i was a dog barking everytime.

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roll for sonya

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>letting splinter kick out of the Rose trigger

SO MUCH FUCKING BOOTY

Roll

posted wrong webm lol fml

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I'm going to remember this post about 4-5 months into 2021 lol

Fuck me, that would be based.

FUCK SAKE NOT CHARLES

I NEED TO NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alexa vs Mandy

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I like Sonya's look lads

Whats this all about

fuck the stupid tag division

Thiccy Cross is not so bad herself

lol what a shit finish

I'm counting on it. You'd think after the royal embarassment you faggots got last time you'd wake up from your stupor, but no. I've got my hot wings and popcorn queued up, you idiots are going to be prime entertainment, again.

people made the dykes didn't win.

shit, user. Well it sounds like you're a decent person, so you can turn this around. There's still time. Get a gym membership and maybe go to a meetup.com event or something to find friends, christ

>tfw no supportive Mandy Rose consoling sad Sonya in the ring

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is seth retarded?

>seths whiny nerd rage voice
>REEEEEEEEE

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>I've got my hot wings and popcorn queued up

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so did they stop giving a fuck about the king of the ring gimmick?

reports "from anonymous sources" claimed that Trump wants to buy Greenland, and the administration is basically running with it to make fun of people who think Trump is a facist

I heard rumors about a big announcement. Guess that was untrue

Seth Rollins poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

>sounds like me but i'm not bigoted at all and actively avoid using racial slurs even on here

And here's your problem. This place is completely anonymous, no repercussions for being your true self and you still put on a facade. You're not even true to yourself, how can you be true to someone else?

newfag here
Is this Seff and Kofi reign worse than Jinder's?

You mean like actually being crowned king?

Fuck it, bro! Kevin Owens got a wife, with his fat shaggy ass. Mick Foley married A MODEL with NO FUCKING TEETH! He puts the perfect fake teeth in during arguments to piss her off!

I guess what I'm saying is, just start wrestling.

Meltzer makes things up every once in a while to keep people listening

Yang getting exposed in the debates was hilarious
>"So you're planning on giving Americans 100+ trillion dollars completely for free; how are you going to pay for it?"
>"uh...well...i did the math and....uh...."

Based

FUCK NIGGERS

love pale fat butts

That'll be $11.99

how did they get away with this?! Was it because they were facing universally hated John Cena?

Only took one night. Thought it was such an important tournament. Made stars, champions and all that shit.

>Nick Nolte blows shit up

Dimes

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BASED MAYOR KANE

yang at debates us pure kino, we agree on that you trump filth

Anyone else likes Cedric's theme?

What makes him racist? Pro tip, mexicans arent a race.

JJ Williams was going to propose to Izzy but plans changed

>Dominos AND Pizza Hut commercials
Who was the jannetty?

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no

Little Lungs when?

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Nothing is worse than Jinder, cept maybe Russo or Arquette. Who pulled the trigger on THAT shit?

Yeah

Both are jannetty to any local Italian restaurant that serves pizza

Holy kino when did Chadwick Boseman start wrestling?!

fuck more tag shit

It's nice

not soon enough, my man

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Is this Sami?
youtube.com/watch?v=HhZFv_bUC88

Cringe and /wooo/pilled

I didn't know Renee was a Syrian refugee too

I heard Little Lungs is still here cause Kyle-etty can't do his job..

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To be fair, we're set to throw away 100 trillion on all these bullshit foreign wars, so why the fuck not make it rain on the American people instead?

Bases Yang would make a good VP to Bases Bernie

this is a jinder board, nerd

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Well, maybe they can bring in Snooki again and put a belt on her, too.

This reminds me, what was Daniel Bryan’s announcement? All I remember was him coming out, saying nothing and then leaving.

>and you still put on a facade
i'm not putting on a facade. i used to be casually racist and had no problem dropping the n word for joking purposes and told racist jokes etc. then i had a really good work experience with a lot of black people who were nicer to me than any coworkers or peers had ever been. they stuck up for me, helped me acclimate to the workplace, invited me to social gatherings, and one even tried helping me get into shape by working out with me. when i realized that my casual racism could hurt people i cared about i had to change and let it go. i have no desire to to simply stop using offensive language in casual conversation simply for appeasement. knowing i could hurt these people who had been good to me makes me feel terrible because i actually have a lot of empathy for others

...

Explains why she sucks so much.

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I miss when puppets were dimes instead of tools of annoyance.

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this user gets it

I'm talking real life, not Yea Forums shitboard life. Sometimes we have to face reality.

because the trillions on pointless wars is in the budget along with the trillions on pointless handouts. Yang essentially just wants to add in the trillions without taking anything else away because doing so is political suicide

NOBODY SHOULD EVER GET BANNED AGAIN AFTER THIS THREAD
JANNY AND MODS ARE COSTING THE SITE ADVERTISERS

sami botched lol

i just got home. did they reveal who tried to kill him and why?

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>b-but we can say it here and be safe from Chads!
I've never cringed so hard lol

>those two nude lana photos are still up
How are they doing it lads?

MUSLIM SHIT BTFO

Alexa and Cross beat all 3 women tag teams in an elimination match and have now beaten all 3 teams in one on one matches.

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SYRIA BTFO

Fair enough. In that case, just keep at it, put yourself out there, you'll meet somebody.

Also, don't watch porn, don't fap. You lose the urge to hunt doing that. Look at it this way, your ancestors have been successfully finding mates and breeding for centuries, why would it stop now?

Yes, because at least Jinder only affected one of the shows, now we have to see both of those retards on every show because muh wild card.

give me (One) good reason not to turn off the TV and go to sleep right now

205 CHADS RISE UP

that jtg and the other nigger?

>Be little lungs
>Sell like a motherfucker all the time
>Get told to your face that you're too little to make it
Dolph Zigger already is the little lungs

Goodnight brother

Seff bouta win his second title

you're watching the best wrestling promotion on the planet why would you turn it off

>They lose title at nxt

>betting on Cesaro
Dawkinetty needs to stop

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These guys have yet to get even one laugh

NIGGER MY BRACKET ALRUDY BUSTUUD

they based and thicc

cringe faggot get the fuck out

SHIT I FORGOT THE L

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WE WUZ KANGZ

What the fuck is going on

Missed the point, faggot. If you're not being true to yourself, even when there's no negative repercussions to doing so, you don't have a chance IRL.

wtf is happening

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>That reaction
Yea Forums predicts in a nutshell.

based negros

BRAAAAAALINS
I kind of like their delivery but everything they say is just aids
kek

WE WUZ KANGS N SHEET

It's just sad really

Vince is trying everything to get Seff over
>Get those NXT negroes here, damnit!!

because STRAIGHT UP STEVE AUSTIN IS UP NEXT, GIMME A HELL YEAH!

NEW THREAD

the smaller bulbasaur seems to be a dime drawer

NEW THREAD

That's fine. Now replace the Z on the name with the N.

what is wwe doing with these guys lmao

Little Lungs is a good hand, great worker, but has a ceiling, he's the Lance Storm of this era of WWE

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

Is it just me, or was the guy just throwing popcorn into his face actually getting more of it in there than the other guy.

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Damn. All the Hindus in UK pissed off about no love 4 Jinder. Seethe, wog.

*slaps thigh*

>reality
>pro wrestling
Pick one, ya ding-dong diddly dingus
roll

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Rollin

based lexi and lexi’s intern

if I missed the point, its because I didn't realize that you didn't get anyone's point.
I missed your point because I assumed you could read lol

>Natty doing her promo backstage so she can't get boring chants
l
o
l

Isn't this the same gimmick they gave to Becky?

>he's down there in hell

WHAT?

still getting the WHAT treatment lol BTFO

>hearing smoke alarm low-battery beeps as soon as sasha walks in

She really is a nig, huh?

>the state of Natty's face

>Sasha kicks Nattie in the back of the neck

Jesus fucking Christ, she's at it again. Somebody stop her.

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>and tell your daddy I said 'Hi".
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If Braun and Seth lose here does that make Nicholas the Michaels?

Y'all lactating fembois both deserve to die by choking on eachother's cocks in a 69 death position that will bring eternal shame to both of your families.

I'd happily cum inside Niro girl, Sasha

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So you became a faggy little slave to nigger cock?
HOLY FUCKING YUCK
KILL YOURSELF FATASS