RAM Gamethread #2

That is correct

Stop attacking the Bog Dawg

this the thread

>this video package

They're gonna have her bring up Brian Christopher, aren't they. The madman are gonna do it

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who tryed to kill Roman?

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Based Godzillachad

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based

unholy cringe

Sasha's body always works me into a shoot

Blue Banks is Best Banks

Sasha Banks?
More like Basha Sanks

HAD A DREAM I
WAS NAKED
WHY YOU ALWAYS JACKIN OFF BABY?

Vince not in his ear?? Too high to notice will pay attention

gtfo

ITTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.................................. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAD A DREAM I ROLLED DUBS

Maybe it has something to do with King being there? Is he self conscious or is Vince yelling at him again

Damn they pushing Sasha hard af

Legit cringe

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>Sasha's body always works me into a shoot
>Blue Banks is Best Banks

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the ratings in a revenge hit

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IT'S BOSS DIMES

they don't have anyone else

Cole definitely realizes he's not the alpha at the table when The King is around.

>Becketty
muting and leaving the room to get more water

I was hoping a chair shot concussion would straighten Becky's eye out.

oh cool wahmens wrestling!
*click*

>6 posters

Vince is in his earpiece talking about his penis again

>drinking water
KWAB

IN:

CENA GET ME SOME WOTAH

Why is jerry lawler on commentary? Wich city is raw being?

Mmmmmmm

Damn shes roasting the horse

definitely switching roles because of King who is based

KWAB

This isn't a bad promo. Im impressed

cringe promo as per usual

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Eh, decent Becky promo all things considered. Best since Mania

Wresters cutting promos while looking into the camera is so much better than that awkward sideways glance vince makes them do

Good grief, Bex. That hairline.

REMINDER

NOTICE HOW THERE ARE LESS AND LESS THREAD SPLITTERS EVERY WEEK

DO YOU KNOW WHY?
Ill tell you.

BECAUSE THEY GET BANNED.
BY FUCKING ME.

i am PERSONALLY GAURANTEEING ALL OF YOU THAT IF YOU DONT FILLOW THE BOARD RULES AND USE THE LOWEST THREAD NUMBER:

1) you will be banned
2) I will, like i said, track your IP (not hard to do with Yea Forums's shit ip security that doesnt even private it when you post) and come break your kneecaps witha. Tire iron

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.

>WHAT U SAY U LIL WHITE BITCH?

wtf why are niggers such animals? thats a child

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becky lynch is so cringe god what the fuck is this company doing steeeeeeeph fuuuuuuckkkk when vince dies this company dies

Yo im sorry but unless you're name Asuka or Charlotte the women division just isn't entertaining

why the fuck is sasha not feuding with Big Booty Bailey?

the blue version of all women’s wrestlers is the best version

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Horse BURIED

BASES CARTER

>works Yea Forums with multiple trips
>is responsible for working the mods into making the ding-dong diddly filter
>aside from bringing in /pol/ talk, is also responsible for creating majority of Yea Forums lingo
>posted CP threads regularly kayfabing and working the janny into becoming a fully fledged pedophile
>works other anons into becoming carter imposters, accusing others of being carter and convincing themselves they are carter
>worked out with balor and kendrick at planet fitness. were impressed with him
>leaves mark like chad serial killer ;^)
>is royalty on Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /wooo/... yet is also the boogeyman
>strong masculine jaw
>had a nxt tryout in 2016. decided to stay with Yea Forums despite a generous offer
>one simple comment in his true form Dean Mark !!F0v4EQGwWZW garners more (you)s and dimes than anyone to a monstrous pop
>actually courted queen yelissa, despite the fact they're actually likely cousins
>benches 500lbs
>multiple feuds with bretcuck, fartchad and others
>faked his own death and kayfabed being in jail
>absolutely btfo mmamanlets on Yea Forums after conor mcmanlet was destroyed in boxing
>works /s/ by making them seethe over harmless diva threads
>works /pol/tards into a seething shoot daily
>is halflife's gman, metal gear's patriots, batman's joker, the architect from the matrix and the Illuminati of Yea Forums
>not uptight and scared of being a cuck
>works Yea Forums into thinking he's jewish, black, canadian, israeli, romanian, mexican or a combination of everything
>Yea Forums equivalent of combined hogan/rock/austin drawing power
>now a part time talent because he draws so many dimes, Yea Forums can't contain him
>predicted ambrose would increase the 2016 Smackdown rating to a 4.00. it did. fake news says otherwise
>literal chad. actually leaves Yea Forums to seek sunlight and pick up his meds
>has Yea Forums eating out of the palm of his hand, and threads made about him constantly

Carter is the all time GOAT hands down.

holy based

Is it me or is this Raw off to a really good start? They're not even waiting until 10 o' clock for the Sasha promo like they usually do when they hype shit up.

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What is a Splittter?

Nobody cares, bitch.

>Everyone says not to do cringe royalty shit for King of the Ring
>Start off with cringe King shit
>King of the Ring immediately uncool
Will WWE ever learn?

How's everyone /NFL/ teams doing this pre-season?

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Jerry's sueing the shit out of the PD that let his son kill himself. His son being Grandmaster Sexay.

Billy Gunn was King of the Ring!

Where do I get a shirt like the one Lawler's wearing? Does he get them custom made?

what happened during the first 30 minutes?

Based and kek

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worked

We need Blue Bex.

WOW THEY MAKING THIS SO FUCKING BORING
THEY ARE RUINING IT

What are some wrestlers who never won a King of the Ring tournament?

Just borrow one from your grandmother

King is still so good how hes like 70 years old

>Ali vs Murphy
Dimes, but it shouldn't be a first round match

Does jerry have alzimers?

I want to enslave Becky Bitch and let her starve

King AssMan!

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GET OUTTA THERE

go away

THIS SEGMENT: SAVED

BTFO IMMEDIATELY
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Based Bray gonna fuck the king

Finally some entertainment

king of the ring
also known as king of the jobbers

so when is Bray going to actually have a match

Good match between roman and dolf, good promo from becky and now we are here

BASED BRAY SAVING US

Reminder:
King of the Ring >>> G1 Simpmax

THIS IS AWESOME

Pizza Hut ya simp

SHIT

So much cringe..

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Agreed. Bliss is Goddess.

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KINO BRAY STOPPING THE SASHIT BEFORE IT STARTS

King BTFO

>It's going to be a Cole and Renee Young commentary episode

See you next week

Who is worse Michael or Renee Jesus Christ

DA MANDIBLE CWAW

BRAYSED

UHhahaha
Uhuhuhahahahah
Uhuhhuhhahaha

>Dat
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>ASSSSSS

Based or cringe?

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FIENDED !

He is the hero Yea Forums deserves

he already did. he sent Finn on a fuck vacation

Who?

KING BTFO

Based Bray is Back

P ZONE ONLY 5 DOLLARS

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THE FIEND IS HERE
THE FIEND IS HERE
THE FIEND IS HERE
THE FIEND IS HERE
THE FIEND IS HERE

I might be nuts, but I think I may have dated this chick in the past.

YOWIE WOWIE

HOly FUCK LADS

that was awesome bruh

FUCK YES
THE ONLY THING I WATCH WWE FOR IS KOTR AND BASED FIEND

>legit blushing

slut

now it's just going to be renee and cole on commentary

Where the fuck is based Corey

The ear rape is cringe.

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>YOUR SONS DEAD *clap cap cap*

Holy fuck thats harsh, what city are they in?

THANK YOU FIEND
THANK YOU FIEND
THANK YOU FIEND

If king goes back on commentary then they have officially began to bury Fiend.

I really hope they haven't just abandoned the Firefly Funhouse now that the Fiend has debuted.

Pizza hut fell off hard. Papa John's is the new wave. Even Lil Caesars has surpassed dominos and pizza hut.

I thought they were saying Maui Wowie

Based fiend

why won't someone just shoot bray wyatt. It doesn't make sense wrestlers don't carry guns

Bray is cringe

YOWIE WOWEE
>clap
>clap
>clapclapclap

Raw is based this week, lads

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Based Jerry the King putting over current talent unlike those jew faggots Goldberg and Triple H

I can't see anything. Lol that desperation.

>King of the Ring
>Theme isn't this: youtube.com/watch?v=Nqsa9is0zJk
SOILED IT

and then everyone clapped

Based bi chadspray not giving a fuck

>THE FIEND IS HERE! THE FIEND IS HERE! THE FIEND WITH A MANDIBLE CLAW ON THE KING
Goddamnit why doesn't Bray kill Cole

BASED FIEND SAVING US FROM A SASHA PROMO

How long till wyatt is buried by Roman again?

>yowee wowy.
Numales ruining my interest in bray. REEEEEEE

Anyone else think Cole since the day he debuted has always been ass

We truly live in a society.

> fishing for faggots

gay.

My sister just walked in and was like wtf are you watching user? Now she's making fun of me to her friend and I can hear them giggling.

So whos gonna interview Sashit now?

Skyrocket incoming thanks to the true king Bray

based fiend just saved us all from a horse tier promo

why is an owl in charge of the hall of allergies?

Rape

BASED CARTER AKA DEANCHAD

>works Yea Forums with multiple trips
>is responsible for working the mods into making the ding-dong diddly filter
>aside from bringing in /pol/ talk, is also responsible for creating majority of Yea Forums lingo
>posted CP threads regularly kayfabing and working the janny into becoming a fully fledged pedophile
>works other anons into becoming carter imposters, accusing others of being carter and convincing themselves they are carter
>worked out with balor and kendrick at planet fitness. were impressed with him
>leaves mark like chad serial killer ;^)
>is royalty on Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /wooo/... yet is also the boogeyman
>strong masculine jaw
>had a nxt tryout in 2016. decided to stay with Yea Forums despite a generous offer
>one simple comment in his true form Dean Mark !!F0v4EQGwWZW garners more (you)s and dimes than anyone to a monstrous pop
>actually courted queen yelissa, despite the fact they're actually likely cousins
>benches 500lbs
>multiple feuds with bretcuck, fartchad and others
>faked his own death and kayfabed being in jail
>absolutely btfo mmamanlets on Yea Forums after conor mcmanlet was destroyed in boxing
>works /s/ by making them seethe over harmless diva threads
>works /pol/tards into a seething shoot daily
>is halflife's gman, metal gear's patriots, batman's joker, the architect from the matrix and the Illuminati of Yea Forums
>not uptight and scared of being a cuck
>works Yea Forums into thinking he's jewish, black, canadian, israeli, romanian, mexican or a combination of everything
>Yea Forums equivalent of combined hogan/rock/austin drawing power
>now a part time talent because he draws so many dimes, Yea Forums can't contain him
>predicted ambrose would increase the 2016 Smackdown rating to a 4.00. it did. fake news says otherwise
>literal chad. actually leaves Yea Forums to seek sunlight and pick up his meds
>has Yea Forums eating out of the palm of his hand, and threads made about him constantly

Carter is the all time GOAT hands down.

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Those pizones look pretty good man

Oh there's definitely a pre-taped "Fun House Match" coming

At some point sweatshirt Bray is gonna have to come out and do something. This isn't going to work if he just mandible claws people and never talks.

Holy shit Xyzal just fucking BURIED all other allergy meds

Cole only does it fit the paycheck it’s disgusting

Papa John is /ourguy/

forbes.com/sites/noahkirsch/2018/07/11/papa-johns-founder-john-schnatter-allegedly-used-n-word-on-conference-call/#1695883a4cfc

If you liked Brays Gimmick, you'd have to be a retard to fucking chant "Wowie Yowie" and completely delegitimize it and make the segment corny as fuck

thanks budd

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The one week I'm working Tuesday eve inatead of morning too, so I actually get to watch it too

Based and amendment pilled

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Raw is actually pretty solid tonight.

Why don't wrestlers just use guns in hardcore matches

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>leave the room because I don't want to see Sashit and Jerry
>miss Bray

>fiend dead on arrival
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np

stop exposing the business goy

So who was the best Chicken Sandwich, Yea Forums?
Popeyes or Chick-Fil-A?

looks like bailey brooke before she got thicc

I think the Fire Fly Funhouse is the way they have him cut promos.

Yeah but he doesn't work at Papa John's anymore so he won't be getting your money

Popeyes and it's not even close

So I was out adulating and didnt make it in for RAM until now. i saw Bray murder the King but what else has gone on?

my internet is back
badd ass!

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>it's literally in his entrance music
kill yourself

Kek

nobody cares about some old namefag who used to post here faggot go back to redit

>back from commercial
>recap what happened just before commercial
epic show
turning this garbo off

Popeyes is ghetto nigger chicken and it’s not even good. Churches is ghetto nigger chicken but it’s dimes.

KFC's Nashville Hot sandwich is the KING of chicken sandwiches

Welcome to the wwe universe. First time here?

This game is one of the worst WWF/WWE games ever but yeah the theme is a bop.

He should be blues Clues bray backstage checking on his victims or something

Popeye's new chicken sandwich is bigger and cheaper than Chick Fil A. It tastes better too.

Good match between roman and dolf, good promo from becky and now we are here

He's destroyed his legacy by pretending to be wolfcuc for the last 10 months.
It's so fucking dimeless.

popeyes dont serve sandwiches

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BASED VIC JOSEPH GETTING THE PUSH

How does the Mandible Claw work?

Chick-Fil-A is literally the most overrated fast food place of all time.

Is the new guy on the mic based or cringe?

Vic literally who

>King undergoing medical attention

Is he going to make it?

Nigga da fuq is adulting? Why do you make your life a meme lmfao

Just think of the nXt 'Wayne's World'ers and the PPV front row efag squad. How could you be possibly surprised?

based Vic Joseph

imagine thinking that it's not cringy as fuck

Chick-Fil-A has the better sandwich but Popeyes has better sides and a close enough sandwich so it's a draw

Better than most. He can call the action well

Rick O’Shea getting boos

That's not how you spell In-N-Out.

Wendys

LOOK IN THE SKY!! IT"S THE FINGER POKE OF DOOM!!!!

Sweet. I hope they didnt run out of good shit early on though

who?

They do now, and they're good.

I thought Rick O' Shea was in the King of the Ring, is he wrestling twice?

The crows can't give less of a shit about asa finger lmao

Press down real hard on the soft part underneath your tongue.

What the fuck I thought Vic was a manlet? The dude's an absolute specimen.

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Actually based gonna dab on Renee abd Cole

BASED RICOCHAD

For a second I misread that as "Vic Venom" and I thought "what the fuck, an actually good inside joke?"

holy fuck, devil worshiping faggot detected.

>ESPN: Sasha Banks interviewed by Jerry The King Lawler tonight!

lol bet they feel dumb now

>No botcha interview
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Has it improved since it got bought from the mudslides? Because when it was ran by the muzzies it was dogshit

Super Chix ya simp

>receives medical attention

Is this Lawler's entire gimmick now?

The Miz sings with AEdub, book his debut

Why is this flippy homo on RAW and not trapped in 205 live
Why is Miz still hired

the kayfabe explanation was that the fingers compress the tounge and press down upon a nerve under the tounge which causes such extreme pain that people can pass out from it

it's fake and gay and also against pro wrestling rules to gouge and fish hook so its literally the stupid move ever

Hope so

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I Unironically miss the old Burger King chicken slabs.. they used to be .99 and I used to slam two with some mayo and lettuce..

Heyman coming in clutch

>Tag Team match
is this KOTR, im confused bros

>so I was out dilating
fixed

Idk the only one in my town got closed

It was also invented by a wrestler who allegedly killed his wife

like son, like father

>those flabby arms

What was Dean thinking?

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The spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A is ridiculous. Never had Popeye's.

I know we Yea Forums by default hates tattoos, but this is legitimately one of the worst I've ever seen. What the fuck was Renee thinking?

>cancels sasha banks interview with bray wyatt
BASED

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How come Aleistar Black wasn't invited to participate in King of the Ring even though he beat Cesaro?

miz vs corbin is going to be the worst match in this entire tournament

wb

bros it's just like the G1 this is the undercard tag

what

The fuck is up with the lights

youtube.com/watch?v=ljGsxYhOc3A

based big corbs

Fuck is going on with the lights?

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LOL

When?

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I was just thinking the same thing.

Why are they wrestling in Kramer's apartment?

I’ve got tattoos brother

Miz vs Corbs was based in Survivor series.

The reason they cut out the smackdown part is because vince is actually unsure who should win
He's seriously considering buddy murphy

Keep hearing about this new Popeye's chicken sandwich, has anyone here actually tried it. Saying it's better than literal God-tier Chick Fil A is huge fucking words.

I thought KOTR was all tonight, why the fuck am I watching this shit

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Sheppard

why the fuck is it glowing red

Naomi must be lonely tonight without Corbin

>Baron Corbin waering a suit
fucking so cringe why cant these faggots get over wearing regular gear like everyone else

botched light

They're story-telling "through the match"
The story here is The Miz is an absolute shitter

Why didn't they explain this wwas a tag match between the guys not competing tonight? They made it seem as if the first round match was happening.

Miz's gimmick is "he makes you cringe"

They're tarping them.

Based and boomerpilled

wanting to keep The Fiend "uber serious and scary" is cringey as fuck, buddy

KOTR isn't tonight? then why am i even here

That's not how you spell Five Guys.

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That Little Ceasers app is Badass though.

Two matches are tonight, retard

DOUBLE TRIPLE CRUNCH AT TACO BELL

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How the fuck is this even disputed Chick-fil-a

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Rude

but i guess i'll watch then

That’s not how you spell Cook Out

why cant they just make a sticky thread for weekly shows and avoid all this faggotry?

Where is this giant NXT announcement Meltzer assured us would happen tonight?

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Games still have some appeal just to hear beep boop versions of wrestlers themes at least.
youtube.com/watch?v=G3tfgXr_6Zk

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Chik is mega dimes popeyes is section 8 undercard no dimes shit

>P-Plans Change. $11.99.

I'm sure that the people that like him want to though. I couldn't care less about the legitimacy of any of the characters, it just seems like he completely fails if he's not taken seriously

i hope you’re permabanned

janny do your job ya fat simp

plans change

People fighting to make threads is tradition now.

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>crowd is booing miz

JANNY MAKE A STICKY FOR US PLEASE.

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Its only the first hour, just wait.

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ban evading is easy and fun

Reminder - there are over two hours of RAW left

Corbin's stupid ring in and out actually kind of works with Ricogays flippy shit. Maybe Corbin is a flippy midget trapped in a hoss.

I want to rub Drew McIntyre's delicious chest and thighs down with sensual oil

you ever notice rick o'shea looks like that ricochet fella that looks like that prince puma guy

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That match actually made me less hype for King of the Ring holy shit

Baron Corbin's midcard of EEEEVIL has returned!