Monday Night Raw Live

I got banned for a thread saying “what wrestling move should I hit on my coworker who keeps snitching one me” with pic related. Got banned for 5 days immediately. Same night literal porn was up all fucking night. Kek

>tfw just got unbanned

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any spoilers so far? ANYTHING to look forward to other than the fox announcement?

can you post a based rap song?
youtube.com/watch?v=i8YFwny-N1o

Bases

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IM FUCKING HIGH.

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Owen Hart returning for King of ring

I m high but dont have any food so i will sit here and cry

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WoooOooOoooOooOooOoOoooOoo

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i'm drunk as well user, watcha smoking on?
for me, it's Platinum GSC, Bubba Kush, and Sunshine Sherbert. Also snorting cocaine and shitposting on many boards at the same time.

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HECK YEAH

Bruh go to the gas station.

I only take edibles. I took one about an 1.5 hours ago and it's starting to hit pretty good.

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i got 30 pieces of 25mg THC gummy bears also
how hard should i go user?

Until you're licking the walls.

EAT 29

I've been taking 1 10mg edible a night for years and it is still pretty good for me. I don't know if you're a super stoner or something but 1 25mg edible is gonna put you on your ass, which will make this shit bearable.

I smoke weed but my mommy scream at me

> 25mg edible is gonna put you on your ass
When white people start taking legal weed for first time

I'm really looking forward.to RAW tonight. Between King of the Ring and the potential NXT announcement there's a lot to be excited for.
I hope you guys enjoy it too.

You will be dissapointed

Yeah that's basically it, I have no interest in stoner culture or anything I'm 32.

i smoke like 20ish grams a week desu, and a few grams of shatter, and like 2g of cartridges, i've been blazing daily for around 17 years
i usually eat 3 or 4 gummies and smoke and i'm also a borderline alcoholic
i can also eat like 2 xanax bars and not pass out so i'm kind of fucked up
i love wwe too

I can smell your white wet dog pale skin from here

WATCH RAW TONIGHT

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All of them, the feeling of dying will be the same as watching an episode of raw.

> shitskin outing himself

For what purpose?

based heyman running the show

Its going to be same as every damn week
Shut up bitch ass crackkker

I quit drinking and smoking entirely, now I just munch on edibles and vape like a faggot. and i spent most of my 20s in the army so my drug use was restricted to college.

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That's interesting. I hope Vince is alright.

Now listen here buster if you insinuate that my race enslaved your weaker race again and impregnated your women at will then boy howdy I'm gonna be miffed.

>Ryan Satin

youtube.com/watch?v=RSEfxxyCUZw

Hahaha fucking robot loser

I am conflicted bros. I want to watch Raw because no Vince but TI9 starts tonight???

Wat do.

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The great Jewish Coup. Every single time.

take a nap now, scroll through wwe youtube later and click on videos that interest you

Yeah all I have to show for it is a college degree and a wall full of plaques and awards and a family fuck man i should try to do more drugs about it.

The fucking what starts today?
Watch neither and just chill the hell out in this thread.

What's TI9?

I hope Vince is ok

You realize Vince is just video calling in, right? This isn't pre-electricity days, people can work remotely.

am i banned

SHUT UP user HE'S LITERALLY DYING THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS.

not the user that responded to you but yeah seems like the way to go, glad shit worked out for you family
have a college degree and got a 1400 on my SAT but just don't give a fuck
i work for under $10/hr and want to kms
at least RAW is tonight

Wow very good robot you want a cookie?

yeah go have sex.

Beep beep ya fucking droid. Go eat some more memory chips you shitcan.

>55 replies before the show even starts
Based

what do you do for work, user?

Can't we all just be kind to each other? It's not hard.

AWW HELL YEAH

ya seethe incel?

Vince is only dying if one/some/all of his children are poisoning him

if the show starts with seff im out

Modern family really hit me in the feels

i work at a golf course and cut grass and blow leaves and grass and spray chemicals mostly

Ok, lads. All shitting aside, any reason to watch 3 hrs of this RAM besides Battle of Los EeeeeerrrrKing of the Ring.

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if the show starts with Botcha im out

TILL THE ROOF COMES OFF
TILL THE LIGHTS GO OUT
TILL MY LEGS GIVE OUT
CANT SHUT MY MOUTH

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are you Mexican?

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not if it starts with rollins

Bro I didn’t go to college or anything but I have a sweet job. I’m 23, work for my city as a recycling truck driver. I make 50k a year and work Monday to Thursday from 7-3 (get paid 10 hours everyday but get to leave at 3 if we’re all done which we always are). Get your cdls and get a comfy job like me.

to elaborate, i've done accounting shit for more years than that shit though because of my degree, I'm really good at it but i fucking hate it
to the point i'd actually rather shoot myself and die than do it for an extended period with the faggots who work in every office
golf course money is poverty level but the people who work there aren't complete faggots
i'm white (italian)

he got 1400 on his sats what do you think?

MTV Classic just came to my satellite. You're missing 'I wanna Sex U Up' from 1990.

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There's supposedly going to be a big announcement about NXT moving to the USA Network.

>those boos
Didn't take that long to turn on him again.

WILD CARD to kick things off!

Based and Ospreaypilled

BIG DOG
A
S
E
D

THE BIG DOG

RAW STARTS WITH THE BIG DOG
KINO TIME

Does Lawler shoot hate Michael Cole or is it kayfabe?

>we can do it til we both wake up

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Damn he is over now.

the boooooog dog

At least this storyline is decent

>roman getting booed
AEW CHANTS TONIGHT BOIS

who did it, bros?

who tried to kill Roman?

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Now nXt will be fucking unwatchable. Wonder if they're gonna delay the Network airing like Raw or SD (like anyone goes back and watches those) cos AEDub

Big Dog? Is this Smackdown?

THE BEEG DAWG

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His gimmick is hes samoan

>kept Renee instead of Corey
FUCK YOU

B A S E D
I O
G G

bruh just work for the city. or go be a teacher in a highschool. Shit is easy.

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What happened to blake

I don't hate Roman but seriously, he needs to be repackaged. He's still using the SHIELD theme and essentially the same gear. He's getting stale. New music and gear would be great IMO.

Thoughts?

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One of you is on writers team

Kino storyline

Punished Hound

Probably Rikishi.

Why is the file name spiderman?

Wtfff wheres Corey Graves

definitely not me

>tfw my golf course job is a city job
kill me user

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WHAT A STAR BASED BIG DOG IS BACK

Based Dolph about to get squashed

>Murphy getting ragdolled this entire promo
I thought he was geting pushed bros?

>Dolph

But I thought Dave said he quit. What's going on guys?

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WHY IS KING ON COMMENTARY

Based Bryan (lead singer, I think) attacked one of this band mates on stage and told everyone in the Civic Center to fuck off.

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>I'm here to show the wor....

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Nice

getting married to Carmella

Dolph is legit a jobber now

I miss when Dolph was a face.

The usos did it

ziggler...........

Dolph nigger

>The Big (Annoyed Grunt)

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BASED ADOLPH BTFO REDDITORS

>raw opens with a smackdown match

huh?

>Big D'OH Roman Reigns
based zigger

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YOU ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR, ROMAN

BUT IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!

TWITTER KEYBOARD WARRIOR

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Am not.

Fuck they got you good brother. Just gotta work your way up the card.

He's got a match against Bryan tomorrow.

is that Bubba Ray Dudley?

Zzzzz

Oh so he's gonna do the You didn't hurt me angle since he wanted to go to GayEW.

Kek

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IT SHOULD BE ME.

Why do I continue to like Dolph even though he objectively sucks?

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BASED DOLPH BURYING PURO TWITTER.

Crispin Glover heat.

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so roman is gonna spear him 4 times or ?

based zigglypuff

Get the table!

>Superkick most hated man in WWE
>You still suck chants
What happened to Dolph

Fuck Seth Rollins

YA SEE CORBIN

>he fucked Sunny for seven hours straight with a concussion
why is dolph so based?

Man I fucking love Ziggler

Dolph shoot broke Roman’s jaw

>goldberg chants

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GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
Oh wait

The nig nog

is Roman's cancer gimmick still a thing?

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Why does Ziggler dress like Snot from American Dad?

Ok lads: Domino's, Marco's, Papa John's, or Double Daves?

so um what happened with that whole thing that meltzer and everyone else was saying about them phasing out the wildcard rule after summerslam......?

Anyone ever had a p’zone ?

Wwe ruined him with the shitty Kalisto/Apollo feud and then jobbed him to McIntyre and Seff

Papa John's with extra cheese

I really like this version of Ziggler desu.

nah Heyman is trying to rehabilitate Roman and its kinda working

get a local pizza ya simp

Go to a real fucking pizza place

Ziggler has the Sharingan

>You can tell when Roman is actually hurt because he still doesn't know how to sell
The state of Vince's new golden boy.

well, uh, ya know, plans changed

You forget Vince is a bipolar schizophrenic

Alright lads enough memes

Who ACTUALLY tried to kill roman (TWICE)?

i think the swerve will be the FIRST TIME it actually was rowan, but the car crash will be a different person.

My guess will be that it was sheamus

who the fuck cares

help

I don't want Dolph to keep on jobbing lads

For me it’s Sir Pizza

P ZONE AT PIZZA HUT ONLY 5 DOLLARS

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This guy (from 90). Yeah it looks gay as fuck but this was a time when 80% of American teenage girls still thought George Michael was straight so the dimestore Whams did the look until GM was nicked in the restroom

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Shit go back

YouTube is Removing robot combat videos on the basis that they are "animal abuse"
youtube.com/watch?v=FCKeVVOi7r0

Im tired so im going to bed now

Ryback

the usos and samoa joe

Not in like 15 years. For $5 I should try it again. Pizza Hut dough is fucking great because of whatever spices they baste on it after baking, but Pizza Hut sauce is noticeably jacked with sugar.

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Im sad the young bucks are such faggots I want to like them because they're good in the ring :(

>Italian
So a White mexican.

I AM HERE TO BORE YOU ALL
I AM HERE TO BORE YOU ALL
COME ON! LAY THE TARPS!

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Bruh who's this dude in pink

Why doesn’t Roman take his shirt off?

What’s the point of jobbing Zigs like this

Lance Anoai.

>Hulk Hogan has entered the arena.
Per Dave Meltzer.

Pizza is a better deal

Billy Gunn

Get a pan, bell pepper, Philly steak with white sauce from Dominos

Marco's you blucheese swilling fat fuck.

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Finner

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big facts fuck that bitch

He killed him with that DDT

How is “Superman punch” a move kek

Leukemia

>pizza elitist
beggin ya

Damn billy bum really lost some height huh

Pizza Hut 'spices' for their crust are cornmeal and butter Pam (organic(?) Teflon). Still better than Domino's or PJ

King is based

CM Punk spotted backstage

>it's a wrestler hits a move that never gets wins and go for the pin anyways instead of setting up another move episode

Based king

Why is this match lowkey lit though

It was I. But they were both accidents. I'm too embarrassed to tell Mr. McMahon.

It's like a superkick, but a punch.

This is like a shitty attempt to recreate the kind of match Roman had with Murphy

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>Watch how close ziggler come

*kicks out at 2.9999999998*

B A S E D
I O
G G

fuck that racist pos

Why are they giving Dorkh a competitive match against Roman after such severe burials?

Damn I thought Dolph just won. This match is good

Has Corbin ever won a match with the Deep Six?

Finner

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>he kicked out
holy based

This match is good actually

Ziggler fucking sucks. I'm not watching RAM tonight.

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Jesus Christ Roman's kick outs are fucking GOAT

wtf is this burial of Dolph. Kicked out of 2 finishers on normal tv?

Yeah once

Rikishi

it used to be a running punch with theatrics, but Roman is a homo and is too lazy to run so he looks more like a ballerina

Roman Reigns gives and sells well. He deserves more credit.

Dolph confirmed IC tier

BEST PERFORMANCE FIGHTER IN THE WORLD ROMAN REIGNS UNIRONICALLY

Kiss me

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Bro's, what have i missed so far?
My internet is down, i'm on a phone like a fag

>Ziggler having this competitive of a match against Reigns after getting squashed by goldberg and beat by miz

wtf is going on

His finisher as always buried

I like Roman but I can’t stand the Superman punch

It should be Ziggler in Rollins position

Bump.

Good match with Roman and ziggler

Anybody get a screenshot of that Timmy Spectrum cuddlin with his money after one of those kickouts?

Roman really is the best wrestler in the world

good match so far

Who’s attacking the big dawg?

Pretty sure he buried Finn with it.

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Lawler is elevating the quality of RAW so much it's embarrassing.

Did dolph just say EVERYBODY DIES? EBD claw coming?

5ϟϟϟϟϟ CLASSIC

Roman and ziggler putting on one hell of a match,

Dolph projecting his insecurities

Roman is too giving sometimes

It's almost as if wins and losses don't matter in WWE.

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>Double Dave's
>When their pizza of the month is a poutine pizza with fries and no cheese curds

For me it's literal shit

King is actually bringing some much needed energy to the commentary

Why did it take them this long to realize that putting Roman in good matches will help get him over?

Why does Dolph have multiple finishers

Finner.

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Whos going over?

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the wwe universe

that nigga died

No Ziggler needs to get up and say it didn't hurt. And Reigns spears him again.

That felt like one of those older than OG Saturday Night Main Event matches.

SPEARED

Wtf that shit was actually pretty good. And King on commentary instead of Graves is way better.

AROO AROO

well at least they make it seem like if dolph kept his emotions in control he would have won

Everyone knows ... im better than you

You have to go back

How many jobbers have won KoTR

being a dolph fan is suffering

I like the way he always cuts off Michael Cole with zero fucks given

Is Reigns concussed or something

wtf, Big Dawg putting on 4 star matches on a weekly basis AHHYESSIR

>Post on the Yea Forums
>Get 4banned
>By the 4Jans

Whew.

What if it was Jamaican so they called it Ting odda Ring

Roman is based. Apologize now.

What questions will sasha not like?

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why she did try to quit?

Balor needs to return and join the OC

Based Big Dog giving us another great TV match. Best Performance Fighter Alive.

Because like here, Vince has a massive boner for “big guys” whonare way too slow to be exciting

>Botcha/King sex tape
based

LITTLE LUNGS BTF- nah just kidding

The Terror is on at 8. And more importantly, it's followed by Lodge 49.

NEW THREAD

Took one too many painkillers then had to bump a line to straighten himself out, happens to the best of us

Was you mother a mudder?

Yeah he's actually a fine wrestler except that superman punch which is terrible on several levels.

I also hate that jumping clothesline he does because it looks super fucking fake and lazy it would be better if he just regular clotheslined them

Another great match by big based Roman. How does he do it lads

Cringe

Godzilla is the king baby ,he's going over clean.

New

New

>weep woop can we see your puppies sasha
>so you dyed your hair blue but does the carpet match the drapes
>how fast are you going to quit when the belt gets taken off you this time

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GET IN HERE

New

New

New

>implying

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Both. They'll fight then join forces to take on pic related in a handicap match.

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Based Godzillachad

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HERE COME THE THREAD SPLITS

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They're gonna have to juice Kongetty up so much that it's gonna be a joke.

New

New

New

New

THIS IS THE THREAD

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Filtered the link spam and I just go back to the index and select the first thread I see when the thread I'm in dies.

Who is this chad?

Based