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Then out waddles Amy Schumer to peg fuck Dolphs open wound in his head.

The Street Profits are backstage talking about how wild their party was last night as Kevin Nash slowly limps by them in tears

Okada in the main event in a 90 minute match against God,10 star match confirmed.

Then Amy Schumer waddles by smiling with her bloody strap on in pursuit of Nash.

Dolph kicks out at 2.999 and goes on to have a feud with shooter that will surpass Ziggler v Miz 2016

Bliss also limps out but with a look of pleasure

It turns out Vince Russo is the new GM as he comes out to reveal that The Miz was the shooter all along.

With the assistance of Howard Stern and the whack pack. They have a Luger on a pole match.

beet gets a huge pop

The show opens with ministry Undertaker coming out and telling vince Mcmahon that he's gonna take over and own the WWE now, and there will be a sacrifice tonight.

Goldberg is brought out strapped to a star of David.

This user is brought to the ring and publicly fired for being stupid enough to try and book the show open when it's already happened

Drake Maverick emerges from Goldberg's stomach, clawing his way out of the leathery stomach in a bloody mess

Everyone gets raped

Sami Zayn. Mansoor and Mustafa Ali walks down the entrance ramp while wearing turbans a la Muhammad Hassan

"we declare that the WWE is now the Islamic Calaphate Wrestling, aka ICW", shouts sami zayn.

Eugenes music hits and he makes his way to the ring, he looks a mixture of confused and angry

Channeling the Hulkster Eugene dispatches the ICW. He gets the mic and after a few posses he says "niggers" and leaves the ring.

Cut to a backstage segment where we find Kevin Nash crying in the locker room.

Big Banter Baron Corbin shows up and makes fun of Kevin for being a rape victim

Followed by the street profits who offer Corbin a drink. After a few sips Corbin passes out and the profits grin at the screen as they take off thier track pants.

Vince Russo announces The Street Profits V.S Kevin Nash and Corbin in a Giant Black Dildo on a pole Lumberjack match with all of the black members of the roster on the outside

Kevin attempts to escape the arena, only to be stopped by one Mark Henry, who gets a mega pop the moment he's seen on screen.

The lights in the arena go out for a few seconds and when they coming back on Nash in laying on the floor unconscious with his pants down

But, then he tripped and died.

Kevin Nash vs Nation of Domination and Mark Henry handicap match

The WWE Universal champion Seth Rollins comes out

Seth is wearing Becky's strap on

and shoots himself in the head after a white hot worked shoot promo about how much he hates the WWE universe and all the fans for not supporting him

Mark Henry comes out and awards the Universal title to his boyfriend Kevin Nash

The Rock comes out and comments that Nash is more like Big Daddy Bitch, then promptly leaves.

A fan shit in his hand then threw the fecal into the ring. A slight piece hitting Becky, the match is played on hold while the ring is cleaned