Be Nash

>be Nash
>be a background actor in movies for over 2 decades but never star in one
>finally stars in a film
>its a bargain bin dvd film that even the The Chaperone did better than

JUST

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Movies Nash has starred in
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze
>The Punisher
>The Longest Yard
>Dead or Alive
>Rock of Ages
>Magic Mike
>Magic Mike XXL
>John Wick
Outside of the Rock and Batista, has there ever been a wrestler who made such a successful transition into acting? Before anyone says Cena or Piper they've only had maybe one notable role in a successful film and have otherwise starred in garbage. Kevin Nash is one of the few 90's wrestlers I can think of who's been able to maintain his relevance amidst a huge group of talented wrestlers who eventually faded into obscurity. Even Austin and Hogan failed in Hollywood and eventually quit.

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Nash has the "look" any director would kill for. He transitioned from a blond Adonis into a suave gray fox. About 0.0001 of the world's population has the same combination of looks, strength, height, and size. It's incredible really. He could have been in many more films if he sold his asshole to Harvey Weinstein like little Dwayne, but he's always stayed true to the craft.

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No

>Be Kevin Nash
>Insist on doing movie with rising star director Ofu Obepka
>Get raped on set

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Kevin Nash is better than you in every single possible way...

>richer than you
>more successful than you
>funnier than you
>more attractive than you
>taller than you
>tougher than you
>more charismatic than you
>bigger than you
>stronger than you
>more popular than you
>happier than you
>bigger quads than you
>more opportunities than you
>wasn't raped, unlike in fictional wet dreams that belong to you

You name it... He's superior to you outside your comfort zone that you call your mommy's basement.

All you do is seethe and come up with gay homosexual fantasies as a way to COPE with your inferiority to Lord Nash. Whilst you shitpost, Nash is literally walking around as pure SEX. He talks commands respect from other men. Women of all ages wet their panties just hearing his voice.

Just admit it. Kevin Nash is SUPERIOR to you in every way...

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One day I'll marathon all of these shitty wwe movies. Are they universally mediocre or are any so bad they're good?

BASED

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Bummer!