I hate women

How much to pay one of her opponents to hurt her with a long term injury?

Stop calling that mountain of lard a wrestler

I don't get why nu-wrestlers consider it progressive to boast a self-awareness of wrestling's falsity. That's not progressive, that's regressive. It's a performative medium intended to depict reality. If you're constantly telling people it's just a performance you're not doing your job correctly. You're regressing the medium completely. That's not smart or avant garde you're just low-effort.

I expect her to stop her match mid way through and give a lecture on why the fans aren't being responsive enough in the correct manner for her predetermined spot sequence

>stop breaking kayfabe!

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Because they can't wrestle so they have to bring other people down

I actually 100% agree with her. Calling wrestling a sport is just fucking dumb, and whenever you see it on social media labelled as a sport you just have a whole bunch of people who don’t watch wrestling coming in and saying how stupid wrestling is.

It's not a sport, but it's not "performance art" either. There's no reason why wrestling can't just be its own thing, called pro wrestling.

You'll get that regardless, stupid

Your play-fighting kids TV show isn't a sport.

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it is 100% performance art tho, a sub-category of it, but performance art nonetheless

If baseball can be considered a sport where the most active thing you'll do is some light jogging for 90 feet, wrestling is too

No but really who wants to make $500 and clip her leg?

This.

If only some brilliant mind had already created a proper title to describe pro wrestling... A name to account for the athletic SPORTS aspect while still giving a nod to the ENTERTAINMENT part as well.

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>unironically liking the term ‘sports entertainment’
We’re reaching levels of E Drone that haven’t been seen before

Why does Jim hate NJPW so much? It's literally the only promotion that still keeps kayfabe alive and books itself like sports. Does he hate the ref bumps that much?

>le "I'm just playing a character"
blackball her from the industry

Dilate.

Hates chinks

First he always worked in America for american companies and mostly watched american wrestling for all his life
Second strong style wrestling is different from any type of american wrestling,i think the "fighting spirit" stuff would already anger him
Third some people that currently work in New Japan did certain things that he really didn't like (like Ibushi with the doll)

Wrestling sucks either way, so what's the difference?

and they hate you too. I would tell you to have sex but both you and I know that you cant

Seething cuck

The difference is that fans find it easier to connect to characters when they're not bombarded with "THIS IS FAKE".
Look at movies. Movies exist in their own contained universe, so actors off-set have no obligation to pretend it's real, we know it's not.
Wrestling is different, it exists in our universe, it's pseudo-reality, so there is a greater obligation to give fans a deeper investment. Openly advocating for an industry-wide acknowledge that it's all fake bro undermines that and the concept of wrestling to begin with.
The best example I can give is NJPW. Off-set they have respect for their characters and because of it their fans are able to get more into what they're seeing.
Anyone ever been into a Jordynne Grace match?

Funny how a fat chick that had to get fake tits wants everyone to agree with her in calling it fake.

You see, just in case any of you haven't heard, Jordynne got a boob job because she used to have one big titty, and one little titty, and she got sick of everyone calling her Biggie Smalls.

Because it's not like Tennessee in the 70s, which is the only correct way of doing wrestling.

Wrestling being completely terrible is holding wrestling back. Call it art, sport, or entertainment and it doesn't make one lick of difference.

Ive never even heard jim talk about any modern japanese promotion. Seems like they just dont exist to him. Jim would probably really like All Japan right now actually. Its traditional to a fault.

I remember Jim reviewed the Okada/Omega WK match and the big take-away from it was that he would've ended the match at the table spot having Omega taken to a hospital.
He would've ended the Tokyo Dome main event on an injury angle.
He is a based retard

The ONLY people who call wrestling a sport are the autistic hardcore marks so this entire point is moot.

Every time some New Japan gif gets big on Twitter Jim raves and rants about it being unsafe, and shortly after, since they almost always feature Ibushi, he brings up the blow-up doll from 10 years ago again.

Would draw more dimes than whatever 75 minute piece of shit they had

>He would've ended the Tokyo Dome main event on an injury angle.
Bless his heart, the man couldn't book a big blow-off show if his life depended on it. Remember his WWE vs. WCW Mania fantasy booking?

No it wouldn't,Jim doesn't understand that different companies have different audiences.

18+

Jordynne should't have cheaped out on here titjob in mexico. The scars are fucking gross.

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Imagine being THIS fat and still needing a titjob

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>t. wants Johnny Depp to wink at the camera and say "You guys know I'm not ACTUALLY Jack Sparrow, right? It's a movie! There aren't really zombies and krakens! It's all a work! Not a shoot! Heh, I'm pretty damn good at my job, huh? Anyway, time for me to perform art with the actor playing Barbossa, but don't worry, it's not a real fight, and the swords are gimmicked!"
You are scum that happens to inhabit a human body

To be honest, if they guy gets work injured and put out of action for a long time, like 6+ months, it is a good blow off. The winner BTFO the loser so bad he had to recover in a hospital. Who's the based retards now?
>hint: you already knew it was you

What the fuck dude
I'm eating

Bruh you don't understand the audience. You don't give a tokyo dome crowd an angle in the main event, you give them a 1 2 3
They were displeased with dominion being a roll-up a fucking stretcher job to close out wrestle kingdom would result in riots for 2 minutes before they went back to their cubicles to be salarymen for 23 hours a day again but riots nonetheless

I have a nasty scar on my shoulder that I got from skateboarding, I hate it. Bitches are shoot retards, I couldn't imagine willingly giving myself permanent purple-red gashes on my chest in an attempt to make myself look or feel more attractive. Nothing wrong with bolt-on titties if they look flawless, I suppose.

What if they could actually do it convincingly? Do one of those neck bumps they're famous for over there and work it like he's paralyzed

I meant like a pin after he gets raepd, then he gets taken out. Dunno the audience or what Cornetty said in full context, but I think that would be acceptable for most fans of rasslin. Roll-ups and finishes where the guys gets up and shakes hands/hugs with the other guy two minutes later. suck. The injury/time off angle would be an addition to remember the feud by., to differentiate it from other typical feuds. Just one of many ideas that could work

They'd just get pissed when they realize it's a work. Bugmen and Burgermen find totally different things entertaining.

Japanese wrestling is folded 1000 times

You should watch his Guest Booker where he books the invasion angle even worse than wwe did. Taker vs Terry Funk in 2001 ladies and gents.

Good fake tits like ava addams or alison tyler are a-okay with me. But those cheapo depo 10 minute tuck and suck's in mexico aint the way to go

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Corny ETHERED this hungry hungry hippo

holy fucking kek

Why do people who know nothing about art demand to call everything they do art? Call it pro wrestling, that's what it is. Why are they so adamant to call it something else.
Imagine an engineer showing up to their machine and saying
>haha, I'm not a technician, I'm a machine artist
Fucking retards

Stop giving this bitch attention. That's all she's looking for and that's why she says and does this shit because she knows it'll get her attention. Treat her like a namefag and ignore her. She's not relevant outside of chubby chasers.

Fat pig boiling

Flag checks out

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Kek based cornette

She deleted the tweet btw lmfao

Holy fucking shit BASED CORNY

Does MLW even have women other than a couple of managers?

Bauer's wife brings latkes to the locker room if that counts

...of cock

Wrestling has only made money when treated explicitely like a sport. It'll never get over as a performance art, because it's a stupid as fuck idea for one.

incel

Soccer is the biggest sport in the world, and it's a shitfest in every way, VARsinson, corrupt referees and Brazil always win bullshit, just look at Copa America 2019, Kayfabe is legal, corruption in FIFA, CONMEBOL, Concacaf, etc. isn't, that's the saddest part, put Brazil against Bolivia is a bad joke

>It'll never get over as a performance art, because it's a stupid as fuck idea for one.
This. You can broaden to "entertainer", but that's just being embarrassed to say what you actually are.

Fatfag seething

kek amazing. this bitch thinks just because dudes like the cucks made a living off of winking to the crowd that they'd make her rich too.

this

BASED

where does he say he hates it? I have never heard him talk about it outside of the Elite. I'm 100% sure he doesn't talk about it because his handlers don't tell him to watch it, and that's because they know he'll like it and all the money comes from Cornette being mad.

Jim is funny as fuck.

I never understood why soccer is a sport, it has so many failures, shit "sport"

It's a carnie show.

He watched the match, he didn't have context for where it fit in the show. I doubt he knows what Wrestle Kingdom is.

But it's literally not a sport. It works of the notion that it is, but it's not. No sane person would ever think of it as such because there's no real contest to be had.

Kenny Omega said the same thing

>who is Mel Brooks

Fuck off.

>Discuss with me
No, that's the problem. I don't want to discuss kayfabe with you. I don't want you to be accessible. I don't want you on twitter being your shoot self. You are unironically ruining da biz.

Here comes this fag

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I want Minoru Suzuki to shoot on her [tits]

who?
I don't watch American "pro-wrestling"

>a kike racebaiting
I've seen it so much that I can't even be surprised anymore

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Not so much a sport, but as combat, as a genuine fight out there. These jokers don't want to make it look like a proper fight and act like they are fighters, they want to be performance artists doing slapstick comedy and community theater bullshit while in ring.

i always thought that these guys like ryan and the jacksons were kind of in on it and realized the symbiotic relationships between them and corny but she's always shoot boiling kek

Misawa, retard.

>M-maybe we could work together

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Why are jewish men absolutely obsessed with black men?

>pubeface
God I love this sour old fuck

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Someone needs to get on twitter and tell Corny that whales are a protected species under international law, you can't just go murdering them like this.

Agreed, unless it's shitty Dustin and Greg. They've basically made it a part of their gimmick.

But she's right? It's not a sport.

Neither is football, you just run and kick the ball.
Same goes for hand-egg.

Holy shit dude, take the fucking L

I love me some Mel Brooks but thats definitely not what I want out of wrestling

>a term is holding wrestling back
Typical woman over-exaggerating for attention.

but performance artists dont admit and call themselves performance artists, thats the point, and thats why wrestlings in a weird place right now because people are more and more willing to break kayfabe

I get the hate for fake tits, but you dont like scars on yourself? I really like them, at least if I got them working hard or doing good work. I lived on a farm the first 20 years of my life so scars and calluses have always seemed to me like signs I'm doing something right

>fucked off to Europe because no one in America wanted to book a whiny mediocre socialist Jew

corny is still a top 5 promo

But it’s not a sport. You guys know it’s fake, right?

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>fake
get a load of this retard

they hate you too, friendo

PERMANENTLY ETHERED BY BASED CORNETTY

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Owen Hart, Droz, Chris Benoit, The Ultimate Warrior, the list goes on and on.

FELLATIOLORD SEETHING!

Daniel Bryan refers to it as an art.

based corny putting this nameless shitter in his bin
you know why, kikes are the devil

This but unironically. Draw a dime if you think I'm wrong.

He's such a faggot, but god damn he can roast motherfuckers

>Performance art
BITCH I'VE SEEN YOUR MATCHES
THERE ISN'T MUCH PERFORMANCE AND IT CERTAINLY AIN'T ART

FUCK OFF TO PATREON YA DUMB SKANK

she's right tho

>He still thinks it's fake
>In 2019
Get a fucking clue

>nobody knows who the fuck you are
Jordynne is one of the most well known female indie wrestlers. She is not mainstream by any stretch of the imagination, but to say "no one" which presumably includes the kind of wrestling enthusiasts who would read Cornette's twitter posts, is retarded.

Ok, one incel knows her

That is some quality shitposting by Corny

Incel detected

This thread wasn't immediately full of "who?" and "literally who?" posts so clearly Yea Forums is familiar with her.

Vince had no problem with hiring a half dozen other women who meet that description.

>Discuss with me

You are a woman and your opinion has no value.

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This is ImpactCHAD territory, we know the skank. And we know she can't wrestle worth shit.

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Because this board is full of autists who hyperfocus on their niche interest, dumbass.

She's one of the best women wrestling today as far as her ring work goes. Just because you disagree with her on one point does not mean you should unilaterally dismiss everything else she does. That makes you look like an idiot like Corny.

She's a good wrestler, she's just a nut job outside of the ring.

>one of the best
>has gross tit scars as shown in post

LOL NO

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I unironically hope (((David Starr))) suffers a career-ending injury

I should dismiss her because she doesn't look like an athlete.

>She's one of the best women wrestling today
She's a fat shitter. She's better than the average American women wrestler, but that's because they're shit.

>jew
>obsessed with black people
why is this always the case? Why are they so see through?

She's right tho.

get good

>he thinks "who" posts are ironic
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>most definitions
There are plenty of olympic events that you could draw parallels to that break this argument.

Fuck it. Put wrestling in the Olympics.

don't you mean unironic?
embarrassing botch tbqh

based kitchen-dweller

You forgot to namefag it up this time, FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo, afraid we're going to roast you for your bad opinions about women's wrestling?

Based Big Brain Anons calmly BTFO'ed the blubberthot!

She's a fat bingo-haller trying to justify why she's never seen the inside of a gym. Cornette's unhinged manchild response is actually more embarrassing to pro wrestling than this Literal Who.

>suzuki nintendo
Who?

Lol not at all, fuck boi. People who use "who" on dime drawers are using it wrong. "Who?" is explicitly reserved for dimeless shitters and literal nonames
>who05 live
>whojapan
>the who day
saying stone cold steve who?stin wouldn't make any sense, brother.

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Soccer isn't a sport. It's a game for children that walnut-brained cumbubbles in the third world take seriously.

and it makes billions in Latin America and Europe

A comedian. Comedy is good in comedic works. Pro wrestling is inherently supposed to be a drama. That doesn't mean No Comedy Allowed, but it does mean that the comedy can't come at the expense of the drama that's actually drawing the dimes. Or you end up as dime repellent coattail riding faggots like the Young Bucks

Then your first post makes no sense in the context of this thread.

>twatface

He throws shit like a 12 year old, Jesus

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>young cucks retweeted this
LMAO. They don't even know how to work a work. They just work themselves, then when people point that out, they work themselves into a shoot. The delicious irony

>third world
This is literally the only reason soccer has any popularity. An entire village can save up for a year or so and buy a communal soccer ball to use for generations. It's a game that even the poorest can afford to play.

Dude. Read up on what irony is. It's not ironic in any manner to say "who?" in regards to a noname loser. It's exactly what would be expected in that situation. Not everything funny or every "meme" has to be ironic. inb4 you were only pretending to be a retarded brainlet. This board wastes too much time on inferior ESL jabronies like you, brother.

Try having sex, loser

As much as I love to blame women, this isn't a problem specific to them. It's the Snowflake Zoomer generation, that grew up in Zero Tolerance Everything schools, who, because they never got clobbered playing a pickup football game during recess, think every single little thing is the Worst Thing Ever that's Holding X Back and Something Must Be Done about it. The concept of a "trivial matter" is completely fucking foreign to them.

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And yes, me calling you "brother" IS ironic. Because I fucking hate everyrthing I know about you with every fiber of my being. Are you starting to catch on?

>Yes, I too save the N word for special occasions

Based! It's like a fine wine, you only break it out once in a while so it REALLY means something.

>She's one of the best women wrestling today as far as her ring work goes.

Do you comprehend just how fucking little that statement means?

And being programmed by predictive AI to either display complete apathy or complete murderous passion, with no in-between

Being well known because you work in Impact isn't that "well known".

But it's clear that the guy you were responding to didn't think that using who was ironic, brother, and it's ironic that you didn't understand that.

And they still job to the Yankees and Cowboys.

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Shes right though. Wrestling has more in common with ballet and ice skating than it does mma or boxing.

>Brazil always win
based time traveller user posting from the 1970's

because it draws the most dimes, ya mark

The thing is though, both of those require some sort of athletic skill. You don't really see landwhale ballet dancers or ice skaters. Look at her and tell me she's an athlete.

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they weren't trying to "make it a sport" unless you're implying that they starting shooting on each other.

Cornette stands alone against hordes of mudshow play rasslers and their reddit fans

It’s not fucking fake. How do they fake getting thrown threw a table? CGI?

They get taught how to fall like that.

Not every sport needs to be a shoot

Thank you Brady for drawing the house

>comparing the only american football league to all soccer leagues in the world
Add up all the soccer leagues and it dwarfs the gayfl

But the only competitive aspect of wrestling happens backstage.
Unless you agree with rating matches as if they're routines like in Olympic Gymnastics

And you guys hate Meltzer so I don't think that's what you want

>having to add up every soccer league in every country of the world to compete with one American football league
Yikes

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Hating Meltzer and the Meltzer rating system is different than hating every rating system.

/thread

This thread made me remember when Triple H said everything happening in the wwe was fake but that his feud with Batista was real.

Is it ironic to have hope that my fellow man is not a brainlet? Perhaps.

anybody got the pic of her in the watermelon suit?

based if heel.

The nip slip ones are better

Yes, it would be very ironic for you to hope that anyone else is not a brainlet.

Wrestling is i the olimpics ya simp.

How ironic, coming from Chief Brainus Minimus the Unloved

lmao Having it pointed out to you that your first post was wrong has really gotten under your skin.

espn.com/olympics/wrestling/story/_/id/8939185/ioc-drops-wrestling-2020-olympics

been with my gf for almost 5 years. she never gave a shit about wrestling and thought it was pretty retarded but still watches ppvs and went to events and what not. Then I started showing her documentaries about the behind the scenes stuff and explaining the nature of the business. now she loves it and calls herself a legitimate fan. so yeah, I think for a certain sect of people, exposing the biz helps them understand and enjoy it more

>first post was wrong
How ironic that you truly believe that, then go around posturing as an intellectual heavyweight

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She's supposed female power lifter who fucked up her one big power spot at All In last year.

lmao look at this dood

How ironic that you truly believe that it wasn't wrong. Though I'm guessing that you don't actually believe that and have chosen to dig in in some sort of plebeian effort to save face.

>exposing the biz helps them understand and enjoy it more
Open dat mouth wider, wh*teboi. Who gives a fuck if you or your gf enjoy it more by seeing behind the curtain? The business should serve its own interests only, not sate the curiosity of a minority audience at the expense of a potential majority.

Dumbest thing I've been told on the subject recently was "Wrestling can be a lot of things." No, it can't. It can be wrestling. Stop trying to reinvent the wheel because you refuse to be satisfied as an audience member.

This nobody opinions are completely irrelevant so i don't care.

>I'm going to literally type out what I'm doing and accuse him of doing it!
Geek of the week

MY FUCKIN SIDES

Holy shit that one got me

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>it is unfair to compare one national sports organization with other national sports organizations

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kek

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How can he be so fucking Jewish?

Women hate women so it doesn't surprise me.

>MY FUCKIN SIDES
>Holy shit that one got me

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Nobody is really Jewish anymore. They all died like niggers in the holocaust

Yet they job weekly to the Prem.

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Who?

>"pockets"

cringe

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Based

dilate

>anime
Opinion immediately discarded

no jim no!

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Get out the anime weebsite user-kun.

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>Soccer is the biggest sport in the world
Gridiron Football will take over Soccer in a few years.

yiiiiikes!

Shouldnt you be sexually assaulting one of the roh students Gresham?

Based.

UK and mexico are about to get teams. handegg is going global

what would the british team be called and fuck the spics

Whose her favorite wrestler right now?

>ignores all the advice
>hones in on the stuff that upsets him
>lies blatantly about homophobia/transphobia
Based kike

>making a shirt about how someone offended you to make yourself look not gotten to
Absolutely gotten to she was probably bawling as she typed this
based jimbo claims another soul

>Chris Benoit

Kekeed

>Discuss with me
I'd rather not, thot

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You forgot Japan, China and Korea too as football teams.

Angle

Go away Cornette. Your infantile tantrums in front of the fucking world devalue wrestling more than "mudshow" bullshit in front of 15 people.

If it's not a shoot, it isn't a sport. So FIFA, NBA, NFL, and all pro wrestling are not sports.

Based but she’s still cringe

>promote me by wearing my shirt, but all the money goes to teachers, tee hee

What a scummy move.

>prominent
First I'm hearing of her
>successful
First I'm hearing of her
>Female
>mfw

While I'm on the subject, who is this faggot and why should I care about his hot opinions?

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I'm assuming you mean the Premier League. See and stay BTFO'ed, Euroscrub

>Teachers

I already pay taxes to those parasites, but congratulations on the most basic bitch "charitable" cause I can think of.

Is her body art as well.

*reads in cornettes voice*

Bump